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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is everyone on here as boring as they portray or is a veneer the mildly interesting people have to chip away at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I'm boring.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Yep I’m as boring as watching paint dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*holds up handbag in a vic & Bob stylee*

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% boring here, I haven't even got a stamp connection.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Dull as all heck - paint miniatures, read books, drink wine. Drama-free

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm a veneerable old bore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked round Clitheroe Castle today... and enjoyed it

That's how boring I am!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

If I found the site so boring, I wouldn't waste my time on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I walked round Clitheroe Castle today... and enjoyed it

That's how boring I am! "

That sounds quite interesting. I like castles

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By *ervousnewCouple
over a year ago

leicester

¿Que

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

The better half days that we are "differently interesting"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dull as all heck - paint miniatures, read books, drink wine. Drama-free "

You have too much excitement in your life to be classed as boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did some painting today, I’m now enjoying an evening in watching it dry. It’s one of the more thrilling ones I’ve seen this year

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Not left the house today so nothing to report. I didn’t find it boring though.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

As boring as watching nails grow

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By *as_no_ideaCouple
over a year ago

......

Definitely one of the boring ones..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm boring 99% of the time but that 1% is positively wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't chip your veneer ffs, have you seen the price of dentists ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tell you some interesting facts about numbers and their relationship to each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t say I am boring

But don’t think some get my sense off humour well it’s sort off more a off the cuff humour and the truth

Ie I am have playfully jokely fun but if things got real I am down for it ha ha lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did some painting today, I’m now enjoying an evening in watching it dry. It’s one of the more thrilling ones I’ve seen this year"

Can you put it on a live stream to give us something to watch??

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

I'm so boring you probably won't even finish reading this sentence...

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm extremely boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im super boring. I like it

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By *arcuz85Man
over a year ago

stafford

I'm definitely not boring ??

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I think certain posters are trying to outdo the other boring posters. Just walk on by. They will get bored eventually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did some painting today, I’m now enjoying an evening in watching it dry. It’s one of the more thrilling ones I’ve seen this year

Can you put it on a live stream to give us something to watch??"

Oh no, that would be fair to exciting

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"I think certain posters are trying to outdo the other boring posters. Just walk on by. They will get bored eventually. "

Not me, as I said earlier, if this site bored me so much I wouldn't waste my time on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been called lots of things, ...boring has been one of them, but I say bullshit, I prefer the other stuff!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I think certain posters are trying to outdo the other boring posters. Just walk on by. They will get bored eventually. "

You can never be too bored though so got to keep boring on through

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By *ubenesque.Woman
over a year ago

over by there


"I can tell you some interesting facts about numbers and their relationship to each other "

Now that sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who fancies a bore off!!

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge


"Who fancies a bore off!! "

That sounds really boring

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I can tell you some interesting facts about numbers and their relationship to each other

Now that sounds interesting "

Sounds mathosexual and far to exciting

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I can tell you some interesting facts about numbers and their relationship to each other

Now that sounds interesting

Sounds mathosexual and far to exciting "

too*

I can't leave a punctuation mistake, too boring for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!! "

Is that a tunnel building race?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

That sounds really boring "

I bet I am more boringer than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!! "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

Is that a tunnel building race?"

Absolutely not. We are not ploughing anyone's holes

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who fancies a bore off!! "

How deep can you go

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Life and people generally ARE boring. We live in a world of the mundane getting from one day to the next. We have to make the exciting bits happen and seek out the people that make us glow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

Yes"

Bore me out then, doubley donkey dare you

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By *arcuz85Man
over a year ago

stafford

Very deep haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

Yes

Bore me out then, doubley donkey dare you "

All my socks match and I iron my pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

How deep can you go "

Bring it on, will bore your tits off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

How deep can you go "

Warning, excitement alert.

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge


"Who fancies a bore off!!

That sounds really boring

I bet I am more boringer than you "

I don't bet. It's too exciting. Does that make me the most boringest?

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I do my best to be even more tedious in real life than I appear on here, it's been going amazingly so far, thx for arksing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

Yes

Bore me out then, doubley donkey dare you

All my socks match and I iron my pants. "

Well I fold my pants in colour sequence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

How deep can you go

Bring it on, will bore your tits off"

Which are your favourite tits, blue or great?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I fall in to the boring category I think 12 hours fishing without so much as a bite is fun, I can happily watch James may reassemble things and I drive a vauxhall estate with a diesel engine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

That sounds really boring

I bet I am more boringer than you

I don't bet. It's too exciting. Does that make me the most boringest? "

Nope....I amn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

How deep can you go

Bring it on, will bore your tits off

Which are your favourite tits, blue or great?"

Great tits of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

Yes

Bore me out then, doubley donkey dare you

All my socks match and I iron my pants.

Well I fold my pants in colour sequence "

I think Ed Sheeran is more exciting than a four day orgy in Guadalupe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

How deep can you go

Bring it on, will bore your tits off

Which are your favourite tits, blue or great?

Great tits of course"

A very popular choice!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Who fancies a bore off!!

How deep can you go

Bring it on, will bore your tits off

Which are your favourite tits, blue or great?

Great tits of course"

Coal

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who fancies a bore off!!

How deep can you go

Bring it on, will bore your tits off"

They are pretty well intact but they might bounce

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Yep I’m as boring as watching paint dry "

I’m boring too..

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By *ustforfun49Man
over a year ago

chesterfield

I'm so boring all I do is put new fitness updates on here all the time.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Who fancies a bore off!!

How deep can you go

Warning, excitement alert. "

Aye buckle on in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

Yes

Bore me out then, doubley donkey dare you

All my socks match and I iron my pants.

Well I fold my pants in colour sequence

I think Ed Sheeran is more exciting than a four day orgy in Guadalupe."

Who cares about what Ed Sheeran gets up to in Guadalupe

I have weekly visits to Binbados, followed up by regular visits to Porchugal and occasional breaks to Argate

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Yep I’m as boring as watching paint dry

I’m boring too.. "

We can watch it together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

How deep can you go

Bring it on, will bore your tits off

They are pretty well intact but they might bounce "

I like 'em bouncy

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge


"Who fancies a bore off!!

That sounds really boring

I bet I am more boringer than you

I don't bet. It's too exciting. Does that make me the most boringest?

Nope....I amn "

Such a boring and predictable answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can tell you some interesting facts about numbers and their relationship to each other

Now that sounds interesting "

The most interesting number is 6174

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

Yes

Bore me out then, doubley donkey dare you

All my socks match and I iron my pants.

Well I fold my pants in colour sequence

I think Ed Sheeran is more exciting than a four day orgy in Guadalupe.

Who cares about what Ed Sheeran gets up to in Guadalupe

I have weekly visits to Binbados, followed up by regular visits to Porchugal and occasional breaks to Argate "

I like putting my black bin out on a blue bin day. Sometimes I can't sleep the night before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep I’m as boring as watching paint dry

I’m boring too.. "

C'mon Lor... be part of the bore off brigade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

Yes

Bore me out then, doubley donkey dare you

All my socks match and I iron my pants.

Well I fold my pants in colour sequence

I think Ed Sheeran is more exciting than a four day orgy in Guadalupe.

Who cares about what Ed Sheeran gets up to in Guadalupe

I have weekly visits to Binbados, followed up by regular visits to Porchugal and occasional breaks to Argate

I like putting my black bin out on a blue bin day. Sometimes I can't sleep the night before."

Oh you are a pickle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think certain posters are trying to outdo the other boring posters. Just walk on by. They will get bored eventually. "

Will I?? I mean will they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

That sounds really boring

I bet I am more boringer than you

I don't bet. It's too exciting. Does that make me the most boringest?

Nope....I amn

Such a boring and predictable answer "

I got you!

*fist pumps*

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'm so boring..... I find sewing exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so boring..... I find sewing exciting "

Who doesn’t! That’s too much excitement for one post!

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"I'm so boring..... I find sewing exciting

Who doesn’t! That’s too much excitement for one post!"

Far too exciting thrn

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge


"Who fancies a bore off!!

That sounds really boring

I bet I am more boringer than you

I don't bet. It's too exciting. Does that make me the most boringest?

Nope....I amn

Such a boring and predictable answer

I got you!

*fist pumps*"

A boring, grudging respect... I bow to your tedium and mind numbing dullness

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Is everyone on here as boring as they portray or is a veneer the mildly interesting people have to chip away at? "

I'm the literal definition of boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*holds up handbag in a vic & Bob stylee*

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! "

You wouldn't let it lie!

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Is everyone on here as boring as they portray or is a veneer the mildly interesting people have to chip away at? "
it's all about perception. What you perceive as boring i may not

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Yep I’m as boring as watching paint dry

I’m boring too..

We can watch it together "

I’ll bring popcorn and pink gin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The irony of this being my most successful post and yet I'm too d*unk to appreciate it

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By


"Nope, I'm boring. "

Lies!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm exciting as fuck

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm not boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope, I'm boring. "

Those criss cross sandals beg to differ

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Yep I’m as boring as watching paint dry

I’m boring too..

We can watch it together

I’ll bring popcorn and pink gin. "

Deal if I can change it to summer fruits vodka, I can’t stand gin

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"The irony of this being my most successful post and yet I'm too d*unk to appreciate it "
drink a few pints of water before you go sleep. You will feel better for it tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep I’m as boring as watching paint dry "

Hey babes, top of the league, can't be as boring as arsenal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a veneerable old bore. "

Who doesn't love a good bore session?

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

If people knew what my life was really like, it would frighten them off....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'm not as boring as I portray on here, no.

Probably more so and comfortable with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep I’m as boring as watching paint dry

Hey babes, top of the league, can't be as boring as arsenal"

Arsenal aren’t boring…. Just pointless

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"¿Que"

Bi lingual is akin to bisexual so you can't be that boring

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Yep I’m as boring as watching paint dry

Hey babes, top of the league, can't be as boring as arsenal"

Haha too true, it won’t last but always better than the Emirates library

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"If people knew what my life was really like, it would frighten them off.... "

Yes, I am boring...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Yep I’m as boring as watching paint dry

I’m boring too..

We can watch it together

I’ll bring popcorn and pink gin.

Deal if I can change it to summer fruits vodka, I can’t stand gin "

It’s a deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, I'm boring.

Lies!!! "

Want me to work out the algebraic order of your staircase??? I will....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm boring 99% of the time but that 1% is positively wild "

Ohhh, interest piqued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, I'm boring.

Those criss cross sandals beg to differ"

Sparkly nail varnish boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't chip your veneer ffs, have you seen the price of dentists ? "

My blowjobs are sponsored by polydent so no need to worry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope, I'm boring.

Those criss cross sandals beg to differ

Sparkly nail varnish boss "

Always use bedazzlement to distract

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m annoyingly fun

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Everyone's really selling themself in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am boring and reasonable and rational and boring.

Not everyone can be exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so boring I count my legs daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone's really selling themself in this thread "

Damn straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My paint has finished drying, I’ve moved on to putting my M&Ms into alphabetical order

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My paint has finished drying, I’ve moved on to putting my M&Ms into alphabetical order "

Biscuit, chocolate nut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so boring I had beans on toast for lunch and dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m so boring I count my legs daily"

I'm legless atm so could use a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My paint has finished drying, I’ve moved on to putting my M&Ms into alphabetical order

Biscuit, chocolate nut."

So far I’ve got 20 m’s, still looking for A

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin


"Is everyone on here as boring as they portray or is a veneer the mildly interesting people have to chip away at? "

https://youtu.be/GPSc3Q7OLyQ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The irony of this being my most successful post and yet I'm too d*unk to appreciate it drink a few pints of water before you go sleep. You will feel better for it tomorrow"

Fuck tomorrow, is a pale and shameful inferior version of today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My paint has finished drying, I’ve moved on to putting my M&Ms into alphabetical order

Biscuit, chocolate nut.

So far I’ve got 20 m’s, still looking for A"

Are there any w’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m so boring I had beans on toast for lunch and dinner "

Don't you be badmouthing the English pizza

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Is it wrong to find this thread really exciting? ... I'm confused and bored.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If people knew what my life was really like, it would frighten them off.... "

Same here but my life is lightweight repellent

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over a year ago


"I’m so boring I had beans on toast for lunch and dinner

Don't you be badmouthing the English pizza"

I’m so boring I thoroughly enjoyed it both times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am boring and reasonable and rational and boring.

Not everyone can be exciting "

Yes they can, it's actually easier than being boring. Boring means you have to leave your house to purchase beige crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My paint has finished drying, I’ve moved on to putting my M&Ms into alphabetical order

Biscuit, chocolate nut.

So far I’ve got 20 m’s, still looking for A

Are there any w’s "

I wouldn’t know, I haven’t got that far along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We always have a choice, you're not alone. Everyone has problems. Some people are just better at hiding them than others.

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin


"Sounds mathosexual and far to exciting

too*

I can't leave a punctuation mistake, too boring for that "

*Spelling mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I am a full on bore hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people occasionally leave their bed sit… or so legend has it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would say I am a full on bore hole "

Sounds glorious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We always have a choice, you're not alone. Everyone has problems. Some people are just better at hiding them than others. "

Who are you responding to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m so boring I had beans on toast for lunch and dinner

Don't you be badmouthing the English pizza

I’m so boring I thoroughly enjoyed it both times "

Beans on toast is where its at

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By *illiamMeetsMan
over a year ago

sunnyside

Just watched paint on two walls dry back to back. Six more in the box set, should be done by sunrise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am boring and reasonable and rational and boring.

Not everyone can be exciting

Yes they can, it's actually easier than being boring. Boring means you have to leave your house to purchase beige crap"

They say beige is quite soothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm boring just watched rerun of silent witness

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I like being boring, helps me blend it

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"I like being boring, helps me blend it"

in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm boring, safer that way

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm not boring to the people who count.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Sounds mathosexual and far to exciting

too*

I can't leave a punctuation mistake, too boring for that

*Spelling mistake"

Well spotted, someone noticed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it wrong to find this thread really exciting? ... I'm confused and bored. "

That's my default mode, watch out or you might end up having casual sex in a toilet with a beautiful nubian goddess just like imma do

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

I am bored.. I am at work doing a nightshit.

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

I almost thought of something interesting then, but it's gone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm boring, safer that way "

Says who? Boring people! Spot the conspiracy and break free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am bored.. I am at work doing a nightshit. "

I'm intrigued so it can't be that boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lot of things, boring isn't one of them. I'm certain of that.

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby


"I am bored.. I am at work doing a nightshit.

I'm intrigued so it can't be that boring"

Meant nightshift stupid phone lol

Just having to sit here and walk around a building every hour for 6hrs.. first time was 9hrs and that was after doing 5 jobs (I am a cleaner) starting at 6am in the morning and finished the last job just before 9pm then did 9pm-6am then went back to work at 6am for 3hrs and so on.. Thank god I booked next week off

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Don’t think of myself as boring . If you think you’re boring and you’re content then that’s wonderful . If you’re not content about it do something about it I guess . Important not to confuse boring with settled, happy, lacking/avoiding drama and not seeking major change . Boring to me means tedious

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington


"Is everyone on here as boring as they portray or is a veneer the mildly interesting people have to chip away at? "

I was going to give a smart arse response along the lines "you couldn't handle us" but I had a quick look at your profile, saw a picture of what I can only call the most horrific cock torture device I have ever seen.

Yes..totally boring. Nothing of interest here. We enjoy watching paint dry, love the colour beige, consider anything beyond Gruel a frivolous food and have a passing interest in discussing the various shades of grey pigeons come in.

Now If you'll excuse me, I have to start running away for no apparent reason at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper non stop party girl here....have put a wash on, walked the dogs and gone back to bed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We always have a choice, you're not alone. Everyone has problems. Some people are just better at hiding them than others.

Who are you responding to?"

People in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your boring is others fascinating. I think most interesting people don't exactly shove it all out there in one go. Peeling off the layers - that's more interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I get it....the op thinks shes better then most on here....lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I've quite a varied and Interesting real life and have been fortunate to experience lots of adventures

On here I prefer to be boring, coasting under most people's radar so I can play uninterrupted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Proper non stop party girl here....have put a wash on, walked the dogs and gone back to bed.... "

Dogs are never boring and nothing beats that sensation of fresh laundry especially bed covers.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

We're so boring, we bore ourselves to sleepzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're so boring, we bore ourselves to sleepzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Sleep is never boring. I could do it forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So boring that I read all of this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So boring that I read all of this thread "

That was 5.6th of your life you'll never get back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I get it....the op thinks shes better then most on here....lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone on here as boring as they portray or is a veneer the mildly interesting people have to chip away at? "

Since this thread was posted the grass on my front lawn has grown half an inch. I can't wait for the full inch!!! I'll keep you posted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everyone on here as boring as they portray or is a veneer the mildly interesting people have to chip away at?

Since this thread was posted the grass on my front lawn has grown half an inch. I can't wait for the full inch!!! I'll keep you posted! "

Keep watching it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t say I am boring

But don’t think some get my sense off humour well it’s sort off more a off the cuff humour and the truth

Ie I am have playfully jokely fun but if things got real I am down for it ha ha lol "

Who doesn't like a bit of "in the moment" humour.

"am have playfully jokely fun but if things got real I am down for it" love your honesty here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I am thanks

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I'm an utter snore fest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did some painting today, I’m now enjoying an evening in watching it dry. It’s one of the more thrilling ones I’ve seen this year

Can you put it on a live stream to give us something to watch??"

See, paint nowadays dries so much faster than the paints of yesteryear. I'd be touching it every 5 minutes

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I’m so boring I had beans on toast for lunch and dinner "

Is your name a reference to the film twins?

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By *aving_great_funMan
over a year ago

London


"Yep I’m as boring as watching paint dry "

You could be more boring.... an arsenal chick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been called lots of things, ...boring has been one of them, but I say bullshit, I prefer the other stuff! "

Kinda wanna know about the other stuff now

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm as dull as dishwater

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm far from boring. I have a job where no 2 days are the same so every day is a new adventure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

That sounds really boring

I bet I am more boringer than you

When the fun stops, stop ;-p

I don't bet. It's too exciting. Does that make me the most boringest? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The picture I've got over the time I've been here is, most don't reciprocate the same interests in conversation.

It's like walking through mud to get a decent response (when they require you to jump through 5 different hoops and send a picture of your mug before they will even say hi) I tire of making an effort when the effort isn't matched...

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Roll on 2 F1 so boring till then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes not quite as boring as this post though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do my best to be even more tedious in real life than I appear on here, it's been going amazingly so far, thx for arksing "

I admire your dedication and commitment. Being boring is not just for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

Yes

Bore me out then, doubley donkey dare you

All my socks match and I iron my pants.

Well I fold my pants in colour sequence

I think Ed Sheeran is more exciting than a four day orgy in Guadalupe."

Nothing ginger or tattooed is ever boring ;-p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep I fall in to the boring category I think 12 hours fishing without so much as a bite is fun, I can happily watch James may reassemble things and I drive a vauxhall estate with a diesel engine "

Fishing is only boring to people who do not fish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm so boring..... I find sewing exciting "

But it is though. As boring as this answer is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who fancies a bore off!!

Yes

Bore me out then, doubley donkey dare you

All my socks match and I iron my pants.

Well I fold my pants in colour sequence

I think Ed Sheeran is more exciting than a four day orgy in Guadalupe.

Who cares about what Ed Sheeran gets up to in Guadalupe

I have weekly visits to Binbados, followed up by regular visits to Porchugal and occasional breaks to Argate "

Very nice word play, of course you know there's no chance of winning the bore off now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet ?

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