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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A picture paints a thousand words then why can’t I paint you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You rub mine I’ll rub yours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If pot and pans were ifs and ands, a tinker I would be.

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A picture paints a thousand words then why can’t I paint you "

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over a year ago

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You rub mine I’ll rub yours x"

Xx

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If 6 was 9, I don’t mind.

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"If 6 was 9, I don’t mind. "
why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get to heaven ask Jimi yourself x

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"If pot and pans were ifs and ands, a tinker I would be. "

You

Mean

If apples and nuts where ifs and buts then every poor man would Fill his guts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you say so

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"If you say so"

I do

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

'If' is the password to get into the club...

If I was your girl, oh, the things I'd do to you

I'd make you call out my name, I'd ask who it belongs to

If I was your woman, the things I'd do to you

But I'm not, so I can't

Then I won't

But if I was your girl

*guitar solo*

*strings*

*amazing choreography*

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By *1.2Man
over a year ago

London

If money doesn’t grow on trees why do banks have branches

*head blown *

*explosions everywhere *

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"'If' is the password to get into the club...

If I was your girl, oh, the things I'd do to you

I'd make you call out my name, I'd ask who it belongs to

If I was your woman, the things I'd do to you

But I'm not, so I can't

Then I won't

But if I was your girl

*guitar solo*

*strings*

*amazing choreography*"

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"If money doesn’t grow on trees why do banks have branches

*head blown *

*explosions everywhere *"

Try digging

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

If I can't have you.. I don't want nobody baby

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me

If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,But make allowance for their doubting too;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ever hear the moon call your name it’s because I tell it about you every night we are apart

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"If you ever hear the moon call your name it’s because I tell it about you every night we are apart"

Ahh that's you

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"If I can't have you.. I don't want nobody baby

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me

If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,But make allowance for their doubting too;

"

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can keep your head when all about you   

    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,   

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

    But make allowance for their doubting too;   

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

    Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,

    And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;   

    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;   

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

    And treat those two impostors just the same;   

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken

    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

    And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings

    And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

    And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

    To serve your turn long after they are gone,   

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

    Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,   

    Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

    If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

    With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,   

Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,   

    And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

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By *asmeen OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"If you can keep your head when all about you   

    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,   

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

    But make allowance for their doubting too;   

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

    Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,

    And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;   

    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;   

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

    And treat those two impostors just the same;   

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken

    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

    And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings

    And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

    And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

    To serve your turn long after they are gone,   

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

    Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,   

    Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

    If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

    With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,   

Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,   

    And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

"

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