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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

I've accidentally put my son's tracksuits on a 60° wash.

If they have shrunk I'm never going to hear the last of it

Pray for me.

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By *oozleMan
over a year ago

high wycombe

Oh dear, keeping my fingers crossed for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell him to stop eating so much

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

The Spanish Legion, unlike it's French counterpart, accepts women. He might have forgotten after your three-year contract ends....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a modern washing machine if so it’s impossible to shrink things as the cycle dosent stay hot anuff for long a nuff it alts bween hot and cold to stop that from happening

I wash everything at 90 and never shrunk a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell him shorts and crop tops are all the rage this year

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Stop the machine!

Don't things usually only shrink if they haven't been preshrunk?

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

Just stop the wash and change the program

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg fingers crossed for you that you've got away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking news

A loving mother from london has gone missing, the only evidance at the scene was a damp toddlers traksuite.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I thought it was the tumble dryer that shrunk stuff. You’ll be fine. If you have a cat blame that. Say it jumped up and moved the knob (oh er) with it’s foot to the “hot as fuck!” setting.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

Too late stop it; it's almost at the end.

Shitting myself

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I thought it was the tumble dryer that shrunk stuff. You’ll be fine. If you have a cat blame that. Say it jumped up and moved the knob (oh er) with it’s foot to the “hot as fuck!” setting.

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No cat, and my machine is in a cupboard with a latch, so only myself to blame.

He's always moaning that I've shrunk his best tops. I don't think I put any t-shirt in.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Breaking news

A loving mother from london has gone missing, the only evidance at the scene was a damp toddlers traksuite."

A toddler?? lol I wish I was that young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've accidentally put my son's tracksuits on a 60° wash.

If they have shrunk I'm never going to hear the last of it

Pray for me."

Tell him to do his own washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was the tumble dryer that shrunk stuff. You’ll be fine. If you have a cat blame that. Say it jumped up and moved the knob (oh er) with it’s foot to the “hot as fuck!” setting.

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Not even a tumble dryer can shrink things these days is it’s a new modern expensive one

Thay have sensers in the that detects if wet clothes are inside if clothes are dry or nothing is in them it will not start or it cuts off well I know my dose can be a pain

If I can’t be bothered to iron can’t just throw things in it for 5 minutes

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I've accidentally put my son's tracksuits on a 60° wash.

If they have shrunk I'm never going to hear the last of it

Pray for me.

Tell him to do his own washing "

It's my job as mother and care provider

He works extremely hard.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I thought it was the tumble dryer that shrunk stuff. You’ll be fine. If you have a cat blame that. Say it jumped up and moved the knob (oh er) with it’s foot to the “hot as fuck!” setting.

Not even a tumble dryer can shrink things these days is it’s a new modern expensive one

Thay have sensers in the that detects if wet clothes are inside if clothes are dry or nothing is in them it will not start or it cuts off well I know my dose can be a pain

If I can’t be bothered to iron can’t just throw things in it for 5 minutes "

I've definitely shrunk t-shirts in this machine.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Cook a super-huge meal of his favourite food and let him help himself to as much of it as he likes.

Then, when he tries his track suit on, you suck your teeth an say: "Ooh dearie, looks like you overdid it with your dinner you greedy boy."

Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cook a super-huge meal of his favourite food and let him help himself to as much of it as he likes.

Then, when he tries his track suit on, you suck your teeth an say: "Ooh dearie, looks like you overdid it with your dinner you greedy boy."

Sorted. "

Who knew spaghetti bolognese made you grow three inches taller too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was always shrinking stuff. When it comes out the machine damp give it all a good stretching

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Cook a super-huge meal of his favourite food and let him help himself to as much of it as he likes.

Then, when he tries his track suit on, you suck your teeth an say: "Ooh dearie, looks like you overdid it with your dinner you greedy boy."

Sorted.

Who knew spaghetti bolognese made you grow three inches taller too "

You'd be amazed what'll make me grow taller!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"I was always shrinking stuff. When it comes out the machine damp give it all a good stretching"

Fancy a bath..?

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

He did put on a lot of weight last year and wondered why his tops were too short.

He's losing weight so I can't do the "It's because you got fat again" excuse again.

I think it's on the last spin.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Whatever you do don’t put it in the dryer, that’ll take another few inches off it

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By *1.2Man
over a year ago

London


"Whatever you do don’t put it in the dryer, that’ll take another few inches off it "

I learned this the hard way… rip to my favourite grey Nike tracksuit

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Whatever you do don’t put it in the dryer, that’ll take another few inches off it "

We don't have a dryer. I'm not allowed to put anything of his in one, or on the line when it's hot.

My house constantly looks like a laundry room.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Praying for you... As a mother of a teen son, I feel your pain

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By *etamax197t6Man
over a year ago

preston

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"you've done him a favour. Only chavs and asbos wear tracksuits ??????

"

Well, he's neither, but thanks for the input

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Praying for you... As a mother of a teen son, I feel your pain "

If he was a teenager I wouldn't be so stressed about it.

They're out now and seem to be ok.

Just have to wait and see if they still fit.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Teach him to use the machine himself then its his own problem

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

If he complains tell him to do his own washing.

That's what we did, he now does his own washing and ironing. He knows not to complain because our response is 'well if you don't like it you can always move out." Works everytime our son is 24 not some helpless toddler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breaking news

A loving mother from london has gone missing, the only evidance at the scene was a damp toddlers traksuite.

A toddler?? lol I wish I was that young."

I think it was a play on how much they had shrunk... Down to toddlers size

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Tell him to do his own washing "

This

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Tell him to do his own washing

This "

We have an agreement.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Breaking news

A loving mother from london has gone missing, the only evidance at the scene was a damp toddlers traksuite.

A toddler?? lol I wish I was that young.

I think it was a play on how much they had shrunk... Down to toddlers size "

Oh yea

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"If he complains tell him to do his own washing.

That's what we did, he now does his own washing and ironing. He knows not to complain because our response is 'well if you don't like it you can always move out." Works everytime our son is 24 not some helpless toddler."

I live with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breaking news

A loving mother from london has gone missing, the only evidance at the scene was a damp toddlers traksuite.

A toddler?? lol I wish I was that young.

I think it was a play on how much they had shrunk... Down to toddlers size "

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By *aker2345Man
over a year ago

Gillingham

When your son comes home bundle him into the washing machine, give him a good wash but make sure it's at 70 deg and with a stroke of luck he will come out a bit smaller than the tracksuit and all will be good! If the tracksuit doesn't shrink but he does, just tell him he will grow into it! lol. I'm sure he has heard that before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she make it? Has she been heard of or seen since?

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

2 options

Before you give him his trackies back go on a bit about now he’s grown recently, how handsome he is and how he’ll have to beat them off with a shitty stick.

Or

Just say “If you did your own washing it wouldn’t have happened, you lazy bastard!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did she make it? Has she been heard of or seen since?"

Its not looking good its late in the day now , may have to start a whip round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a big sticker on mine with the words ‘NO!!’ It has saved me a few times.

Fingers crossed for you Jo

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I suggest the washing machine becomes self service ...he can do his own stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this makes me feel bad for having a go at my Mum when she turned my white gym socks pink. I was annoyed and I'm sure he will be too, but once you ride the storm, things will be back to normal.

BRB, gonna go call my Mum and tell her I love her

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Oh Lordie - I have done this several times. And now, if a sock goes missing, a T-shirt "APPEARS" to be a slightly different (in my eyes better) tint... I am to blame regardless of whether or not I was even at home when the crime was committed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Oh Lordie - I have done this several times. And now, if a sock goes missing, a T-shirt "APPEARS" to be a slightly different (in my eyes better) tint... I am to blame regardless of whether or not I was even at home when the crime was committed. "
hence I only have black socks...cuts out the shade discrepancy situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breaking news

A loving mother from london has gone missing, the only evidance at the scene was a damp toddlers traksuite.

A toddler?? lol I wish I was that young."

No it's a toddler tracksuit because it has shrunk from a adult tracksuit to a toddler one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breaking news

A loving mother from london has gone missing, the only evidance at the scene was a damp toddlers traksuite.

A toddler?? lol I wish I was that young.

I think it was a play on how much they had shrunk... Down to toddlers size "

Least some one got it

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