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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Here is one for the younger viewers

When you go out tonight put whatever you are drinking in your bag go to the bar and just ask for a glass of water costs nothing then when no one is watching put your said drink in your empty glass . Anymore money saving tips .

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Shoplifting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is one for the younger viewers

When you go out tonight put whatever you are drinking in your bag go to the bar and just ask for a glass of water costs nothing then when no one is watching put your said drink in your empty glass . Anymore money saving tips . "

Similar idea. Order water and drink. Put a label on the glass saying tips. Use the coins that appear to buy drinks.

Pro tip: to avoid suspicion add a few coins back to the glass when you buy a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t drink at all.

Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas tip -

friends/family/partner - if they ask you what you want for Christmas just ask for money, then use their money to buy their gifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christmas tip -

friends/family/partner - if they ask you what you want for Christmas just ask for money, then use their money to buy their gifts

"

Buy a gift voucher+card at your local shop. Remove the voucher and send the card. Use the voucher to buy another card+voucher and repeat. You will never need to buy another Christmas card again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christmas tip -

friends/family/partner - if they ask you what you want for Christmas just ask for money, then use their money to buy their gifts

Alot of shops don't allow you to buy vouchers with vouchers

Buy a gift voucher+card at your local shop. Remove the voucher and send the card. Use the voucher to buy another card+voucher and repeat. You will never need to buy another Christmas card again. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save money on water bills just piss in the system it all goes down the same way anyhow

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Save money on water bills just piss in the system it all goes down the same way anyhow "
don't be a flusher blocker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When going on expensive sunbeds I make sure I have an erection so I get more tan coverage thus saving money on less expensive sunbed trips

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"When going on expensive sunbeds I make sure I have an erection so I get more tan coverage thus saving money on less expensive sunbed trips "

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Christmas tip -

friends/family/partner - if they ask you what you want for Christmas just ask for money, then use their money to buy their gifts

Alot of shops don't allow you to buy vouchers with vouchers

Buy a gift voucher+card at your local shop. Remove the voucher and send the card. Use the voucher to buy another card+voucher and repeat. You will never need to buy another Christmas card again. "

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

The geezer behind is paying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn a ladder upside down and use it for climbing down things as well as up them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn a ladder upside down and use it for climbing down things as well as up them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christmas tip -

friends/family/partner - if they ask you what you want for Christmas just ask for money, then use their money to buy their gifts

"

Just tell people you're going away at Christmas and then hide until the sales so you can get them a cheaper present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn a ladder upside down and use it for climbing down things as well as up them. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is one for the younger viewers

When you go out tonight put whatever you are drinking in your bag go to the bar and just ask for a glass of water costs nothing then when no one is watching put your said drink in your empty glass . Anymore money saving tips . "

Also, you can go round the bar at the end of night and pour everyone's leftovers back into your empty bottle so you've got a cocktail to take to the after party.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Men, to save money going in a Swinging club go with a Woman as it's cheaper. (Disclaimer, we don't set the prices).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycle Birthday Cards for Christmas by crossing out the person's name and adding 'Jesus' after 'Happy Birthday'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is one for the younger viewers

When you go out tonight put whatever you are drinking in your bag go to the bar and just ask for a glass of water costs nothing then when no one is watching put your said drink in your empty glass . Anymore money saving tips .

Also, you can go round the bar at the end of night and pour everyone's leftovers back into your empty bottle so you've got a cocktail to take to the after party. "

I’m

Ex army… we practically invented minesweeping

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Always visit friends just before dinner time, they will feel awkward and offer you food. Get enough friends and you'll never need to cook dinner again.

Always take two spare sheets of loo roll when you use the loo at work to take home. Saves quids on toilet roll.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Always visit friends just before dinner time, they will feel awkward and offer you food. Get enough friends and you'll never need to cook dinner again.

Always take two spare sheets of loo roll when you use the loo at work to take home. Saves quids on toilet roll.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

[Removed by poster at 04/09/21 17:18:11]

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Here's one from Viz a good few years ago. Save on your dry cleaning bill by donating your clothes to the local charity shop. Wait a few days until they've had them cleaned then go and buy them back for a couple of quid 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's one from Viz a good few years ago. Save on your dry cleaning bill by donating your clothes to the local charity shop. Wait a few days until they've had them cleaned then go and buy them back for a couple of quid  "

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you need new tyres, go and test drive the same make and model of your car. If they let you take it out on your own, take it home and swap the tyres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you need new tyres, go and test drive the same make and model of your car. If they let you take it out on your own, take it home and swap the tyres. "

I like how you still think this will work ??

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

There’s two sides to toilet paper #dontwastepaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shoplifting "

Have you considered bail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you need new tyres, go and test drive the same make and model of your car. If they let you take it out on your own, take it home and swap the tyres.

I like how you still think this will work ?? "

Are you going to help me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out flirt get your drink for free if the worst come to the worst you may have to give a bj or take one for the cause in the toilets or in a back alley way

On a serious note dump your change in to a jar or tub

For get about it before you know it you have loads that add up to quite a good sum off money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you need new tyres, go and test drive the same make and model of your car. If they let you take it out on your own, take it home and swap the tyres.

I like how you still think this will work ??

Are you going to help me? "

Yeah or you’ll get busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's one from Viz a good few years ago. Save on your dry cleaning bill by donating your clothes to the local charity shop. Wait a few days until they've had them cleaned then go and buy them back for a couple of quid  "

I do miss the old Viz comics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save on paying for weddings by only having boys

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Here's one from Viz a good few years ago. Save on your dry cleaning bill by donating your clothes to the local charity shop. Wait a few days until they've had them cleaned then go and buy them back for a couple of quid  "

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"When you need new tyres, go and test drive the same make and model of your car. If they let you take it out on your own, take it home and swap the tyres. "
fantastic

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Don't catch the bus, walk instead. It's better for your waistline too. If it starts raining, wait under a bus shelter until it stops

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Don't catch the bus, walk instead. It's better for your waistline too. If it starts raining, wait under a bus shelter until it stops "
oy you trying to put me out of work madam xx

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool


"Don't catch the bus, walk instead. It's better for your waistline too. If it starts raining, wait under a bus shelter until it stops oy you trying to put me out of work madam xx "

Mr Busman, in your opening post you suggest taking your own drinks in a bar, thus doing the bar out of takings! We would never do such a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrange meets in a hostel

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By *1.2Man
over a year ago

London

“Everything is free if you’re fast enough”

- a trustworthy individual probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrange meets in a hostel "
Pro tip: avoid those with breakfast thrown in. There's no such thing as a free lunch, let alone a free breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't catch the bus, walk instead. It's better for your waistline too. If it starts raining, wait under a bus shelter until it stops "
better still, dont take a taxi. You save even more.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland


"Shoplifting "

I believe it’s now called selective scanning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrange meets in a hostel Pro tip: avoid those with breakfast thrown in. There's no such thing as a free lunch, let alone a free breakfast.

"

I know but I have to buy breakfast of the way out anyway. I don't think of it as a free breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrange meets in a hostel Pro tip: avoid those with breakfast thrown in. There's no such thing as a free lunch, let alone a free breakfast.

I know but I have to buy breakfast of the way out anyway. I don't think of it as a free breakfast. "
if you take a Tupperware box you can have hers too, and eat it tomorrow

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Don't catch the bus, walk instead. It's better for your waistline too. If it starts raining, wait under a bus shelter until it stops oy you trying to put me out of work madam xx

Mr Busman, in your opening post you suggest taking your own drinks in a bar, thus doing the bar out of takings! We would never do such a thing! "
OK

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

if I could work out how to plug an electric car into the lamp post I would get one.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"if I could work out how to plug an electric car into the lamp post I would get one. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if I could work out how to plug an electric car into the lamp post I would get one. "
we have lamp post you can have

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing


"Always visit friends just before dinner time, they will feel awkward and offer you food. Get enough friends and you'll never need to cook dinner again.

Always take two spare sheets of loo roll when you use the loo at work to take home. Saves quids on toilet roll.

"

I'll add to that, time the visit ro friends/family for a tv show you want to watch. No need to buy a tv!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Christmas tip -

friends/family/partner - if they ask you what you want for Christmas just ask for money, then use their money to buy their gifts

Just tell people you're going away at Christmas and then hide until the sales so you can get them a cheaper present. "

I like your style.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Always visit friends just before dinner time, they will feel awkward and offer you food. Get enough friends and you'll never need to cook dinner again.

Always take two spare sheets of loo roll when you use the loo at work to take home. Saves quids on toilet roll.

I'll add to that, time the visit ro friends/family for a tv show you want to watch. No need to buy a tv!"

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