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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame to waste a thread

Did yu know...

Chlamydia is so rife in Koalas, that one of the biggest medical research teams in Australia have stopped working on the 'human' strain to concentrate fully on saving the koalas from poorly genitalia? and rightly so.. because

Female Koalas have two vaginas but it's OK, cos the boys have two way dicks

This information was brought to you by 'nothing better to do' productions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shame to waste a thread

Did yu know...

Chlamydia is so rife in Koalas, that one of the biggest medical research teams in Australia have stopped working on the 'human' strain to concentrate fully on saving the koalas from poorly genitalia? and rightly so.. because

Female Koalas have two vaginas but it's OK, cos the boys have two way dicks

This information was brought to you by 'nothing better to do' productions "
Really???

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By *urbsMan
over a year ago

Colchester/Ipswich

Very interesting fact thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Convergent evolution has left humans and Koalas sharing very similar fingerprints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Convergent evolution has left humans and Koalas sharing very similar fingerprints "

...But not fanny prints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shame to waste a thread

Did yu know...

Chlamydia is so rife in Koalas, that one of the biggest medical research teams in Australia have stopped working on the 'human' strain to concentrate fully on saving the koalas from poorly genitalia? and rightly so.. because

Female Koalas have two vaginas but it's OK, cos the boys have two way dicks

This information was brought to you by 'nothing better to do' productions Really??? "

Yes! I really did have nothing better to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The following extract is from the “Urban Dictionary” and is entitled

"Koala Sex"....

The act of having sex like an angry Koala. When the male becomes very aggressive and strikes the female into submission during intercourse. Slapping of the ass, and pushing down on the face is a must to complete this style of sex. It is also encouraged not to let the female position herself in any sort of way or fashion....

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Fook'in charming init....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The following extract is from the “Urban Dictionary” and is entitled

"Koala Sex"....

The act of having sex like an angry Koala. When the male becomes very aggressive and strikes the female into submission during intercourse. Slapping of the ass, and pushing down on the face is a must to complete this style of sex. It is also encouraged not to let the female position herself in any sort of way or fashion....

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Fook'in charming init.... "

Fuck... all this time I've been having koala sex and didn't even know it

... I'm off to the GUM clinic pronto!

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"The following extract is from the “Urban Dictionary” and is entitled

"Koala Sex"....

The act of having sex like an angry Koala. When the male becomes very aggressive and strikes the female into submission during intercourse. Slapping of the ass, and pushing down on the face is a must to complete this style of sex. It is also encouraged not to let the female position herself in any sort of way or fashion....

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Fook'in charming init.... "

or as some men would say saturday night sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Convergent evolution has left humans and Koalas sharing very similar fingerprints

...But not fanny prints "

I can just see heathrow now, forget retina scanners, fanny and clit scanners

Any jobs going at heathrow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The following extract is from the “Urban Dictionary” and is entitled

"Koala Sex"....

The act of having sex like an angry Koala. When the male becomes very aggressive and strikes the female into submission during intercourse. Slapping of the ass, and pushing down on the face is a must to complete this style of sex. It is also encouraged not to let the female position herself in any sort of way or fashion....

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Fook'in charming init....

or as some men would say saturday night sex"

Don't let's forget Sundays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: When does a Koala go "moo"?

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A: When it is learning a new language!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Q: When does a Koala go "moo"?

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A: When it is learning a new language!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

So it clear then...dont swing with Koala's...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it clear then...dont swing with Koala's..."

I wonder if koala sexsites are full of threads about QP?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Pineapple cubes are nicer than Kola cubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there no end to the wonder of human invention or creative thinking…

I have just found the following question asked on a serious forum…

“Being as Koalas exclusively eat eucalyptus leaves, would Koala bear poop be an effective throat lozenge? “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it clear then...dont swing with Koala's..."

They're certainly not the most considerate paly partners!

Eats shoots and leaves!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..

“Being as Koalas exclusively eat eucalyptus leaves, would Koala bear poop be an effective throat lozenge? “

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Well would it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple cubes are nicer than Kola cubes "

I hate how they stick to yer teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..

“Being as Koalas exclusively eat eucalyptus leaves, would Koala bear poop be an effective throat lozenge? “

Well would it? "

IDK ... but perhaps just collecting one might be enough to take your mind off having a sore throat..... for a little while anyways!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..

“Being as Koalas exclusively eat eucalyptus leaves, would Koala bear poop be an effective throat lozenge? “

Well would it?

IDK ... but perhaps just collecting one might be enough to take your mind off having a sore throat..... for a little while anyways!! "

I suppose the alternative would be to try licking a koalas bum-hole....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"..

“Being as Koalas exclusively eat eucalyptus leaves, would Koala bear poop be an effective throat lozenge? “

Well would it?

IDK ... but perhaps just collecting one might be enough to take your mind off having a sore throat..... for a little while anyways!!

I suppose the alternative would be to try licking a koalas bum-hole.... "

Koalas are very incontinent - Koala pee on your skirt isn't very nice. On the plus side your hand smells of eucalyptus when you stroke them.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"So it clear then...dont swing with Koala's...

They're certainly not the most considerate paly partners!

Eats shoots and leaves!! "

Very good....

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

You are all forgetting the main problem with koalas!

They are from OZ!

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