FabSwingers.com forum: Give me a status

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so I might go to sleep soon and thought that I'd give some sexy fabbers the chance to pick my status which will be left there until morning.

Make it funny, outrageous, risque...or anything else you choose.

I'll pick one soon (as long as they aren't all shit)

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"Oh shit....it was super glue not lube".

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

It's been too long since I've felt a nice sack rattle off my chin. Where my boys at?

Pick mine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone free tomorrow to help me remove my dick from an escort seems Ford exhaust pipes are too tight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's been too long since I've felt a nice sack rattle off my chin. Where my boys at?

Pick mine please "

If I did that I'd need to change my message filters!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"It's been too long since I've felt a nice sack rattle off my chin. Where my boys at?

Pick mine please

If I did that I'd need to change my message filters!"

Boo, that's no craic at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Oh shit....it was super glue not lube"."

That's close to one I was going to do before but didn't. It was:

Loaned my neighbour a bottle of hand sanitizer, then realised it was lube.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's been too long since I've felt a nice sack rattle off my chin. Where my boys at?

Pick mine please

If I did that I'd need to change my message filters!

Boo, that's no craic at all "

I get too many offers of that kind already, even with no status!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"It's been too long since I've felt a nice sack rattle off my chin. Where my boys at?

Pick mine please

If I did that I'd need to change my message filters!

Boo, that's no craic at all

I get too many offers of that kind already, even with no status!"

I understand and I'll desist with the offers, it's just you've got a pretty chin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's been too long since I've felt a nice sack rattle off my chin. Where my boys at?

Pick mine please

If I did that I'd need to change my message filters!

Boo, that's no craic at all

I get too many offers of that kind already, even with no status!

I understand and I'll desist with the offers, it's just you've got a pretty chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my bums just swallowed a 9 inch round 12 inches in length butt plug off to ae I go wish me luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well my bums just swallowed a 9 inch round 12 inches in length butt plug off to ae I go wish me luck "

I've had bigger shits than that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An hour has passed and nothing outrageous enough to post as my status. Maybe next time. Thanks for those that did make suggestions, they just didn't fit my mood tonight x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Picked my own

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Picked my own"

Was that your status?

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