FabSwingers.com forum: If you could sit next to anyone on a plane, who would you choose?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The pilot, where he goes I go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone happy to hand over their food as they are on a diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A service dog please I’ll give them pats all the way to the destination

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

"Well?

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you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well?

you x"

That is a very bad choice I am a nightmare on a plane!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can't I have one of those personal pics that folds down into a bed?

If not then someone who isn't going to bug me the whole flight. Let me sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't I have one of those personal pics that folds down into a bed?

If not then someone who isn't going to bug me the whole flight. Let me sleep. "

You can have whatever you want.

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

How longs the flight ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How longs the flight ?

7 hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who lets me have a go in the window seat for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag Tonight, so I can find out what he’s up to on Friday and Saturday night.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Can't I have one of those personal pics that folds down into a bed?

If not then someone who isn't going to bug me the whole flight. Let me sleep. "

Do they do doubles? And wouldn't bug, though couldn't promise not to poke you in the morning... no hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well?

The invisible man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shag Tonight, so I can find out what he’s up to on Friday and Saturday night."

You would have to share your haribo

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By *illiamMeetsMan
over a year ago

sunnyside

I'll sit in the middle, then can choose one either side

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Shag Tonight, so I can find out what he’s up to on Friday and Saturday night."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How longs the flight ?

7 hours. "
an insomica with big boobs then!

(Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The cabin crew....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A billionaire who feels like giving his money away to the person who sits next to him on the plane

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Definitely not Buddy Holly

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Each other is perfect, we’ve travelled together enough that we have a pretty good feel for how the other likes to be on an aircraft. Plus there’s usually plenty of space anyway and we like flying together so why mess with it.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The bloke who hands out the parachutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bloke who hands out the parachutes

Or woman!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

The person that signs I off as safe as they all know the planes number and if he says its safe then that's good enough for me.

Oh and the bloke who knows exactly how the engines are built!

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

A crying baby

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By *nly4funMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The bloke who hands out the parachutes

Midnight !!! Just gorgeous

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Id have to choose from my list of friends and have all of them from the site

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

An empty seat is always very welcome. Means I can actually stretch my legs out.

Failing that, a small child, same reason.

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By *reasygoingMan
over a year ago

Byfield

A big scary bloke who can turn round and scare the crap out of the kid behind who’s kicking my seat

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Mr. T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alive - Ricky Gervais

Deceased - Robin Williams

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Alive - Ricky Gervais

Deceased - Robin Williams

He might be a bit niffy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alive - Ricky Gervais

Deceased - Robin Williams

He might be a bit niffy."

You know what I mean.

Show respect, please.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You Lorna! We could chat wedding plans all the way

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Neil Gaiman. He could talk to me about the latest Good Omens so I don't have to wait weekly to find out what happens and also tell me a suitably macabre bedtime story when I'm sleepy. Perfect.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

The emergency exit seat with the extra leg room ..... probably Ed Smith the ex England selector

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Well?

Depends on the flight

President Obama / will smith / tiger woods

3 cool people with some cool stories to tell

Short flight

Kylie minogue , Michelle keegan , ginger spice

Eye candy and a quick flirt

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Wonder Woman the things she can with that lasso

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Mr. T"

He ain’t gettin on no plane!!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A non chatty buisness man, so I can perve and read my book in peace, I hate forced conversations

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Emily rose I wouldn't even need to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The co-pilot, then that would make me the pilot and I’d love to fly a plane

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Superman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

John Lydon

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Whoever is sat in the rear seats, the safest place to sit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The flight recorder as they always seem to survive

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

...or the pilot if female. I mean what hot blooded male could resist TWO cockpits !?

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

mike tyson

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Alan Carr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Sir David Attenborough. I think we'd have an excellent chat.

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

Joni Mitchell. But I doubt she flies much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone really slim so I can expand!

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Rachael Riley

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Anyone who happens to be going to the Bahamas.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden

A seriously interesting dude I’d love chat with for a few hours- and should there be a situation where they suddenly shout ‘CAN ANYONE FLY A PLANE?

’ he’s also an actual commercial pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I aint getting on no plane only 1 person would have the power to persuade me

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

A person that can be in a deep sleep for the entire flight, perfect

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I aint getting on no plane only 1 person would have the power to persuade me "

Hannibal…’drink your milk’

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

the pilot

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Absolutely nobody.

I flew to Canada exactly one year after 9/11. The airport was virtually deserted, the plane was so empty the cabin crew were bored and I got loads of food and space.

Bliss.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I aint getting on no plane only 1 person would have the power to persuade me "

John Hannibal Smith?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I aint getting on no plane only 1 person would have the power to persuade me

John Hannibal Smith?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I aint getting on no plane only 1 person would have the power to persuade me

Hannibal…’drink your milk’"

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Each stewardess a few minutes at a time. As long as they flash a stocking top for me to recall later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to get settled in a window seat, all snuggled in a blanket (which i learnt recently they don't wash

after a few pleasantries i tell my fellow passenger I'll probably sleep through the meals /drinks, so not to worry about waking me... I put the table tray down so the stewardesses have somewhere to put my prebooked meal, put my earphones in and zone out until we land

I'm the worlds best plane companion

I hate sitting near chatty (noisy) people and flipping children. Also snack rustlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A person that can be in a deep sleep for the entire flight, perfect "

That's me!!

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"A person that can be in a deep sleep for the entire flight, perfect

That's me!! "

Cool, when shall we go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike Tyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mike Tyson"

The kid who antagonised him....so.i could laugh my bollocks off for the rest of the flight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wedding singer.

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By *ociferu69Man
over a year ago

oban

Next to empty chairs ??

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cameron Diaz

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

That depends, if I'm parachuting out, possibly at the front of the plane, handcuffed to the seats lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one person would get me on a plane and not wuss out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris hemsworth with a blanket over his lap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody heavennnnn.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Since Lorna is pre-occupied with wedding stuff today I will say Prof. Brian Cox .. I love his programme about the Planets

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Bill Murray

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Tyson Fury....just in case Mike Tyson is in front of me.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Austin Taylor

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