FabSwingers.com forum: Partners in Crime

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

You've seen it in Fab profiles and Tinder accounts all over the place but the real question is:

Which fabber are you picking to be your partner, and what crime are you commiting?

LvM

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ll choose Jasmeen. Seems only fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think quacksplat.

God knows what crimes you would commit but I have a feeling you would spend the day laughing while you do it.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I'm picking Hades to partner up in our love of cunnilingus

Together we shall steal the orgasms from gasping women, revel in their open mouthed protestations and bathe in the elixir of lust...

Woah! Sounds pretty good huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think quacksplat.

God knows what crimes you would commit but I have a feeling you would spend the day laughing while you do it. "

Or goldiehorn. She was our first meet. She's absolutely insane and up for anything.

She once told me her life was boring. Aside from the 14 person bi orgy she had just come from ... "like ... aside from that... boring"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama free! And we are gonna go round like naughty school children causing chaos… everywhere.

U know anti heroes type shit?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm picking Hades to partner up in our love of cunnilingus

Together we shall steal the orgasms from gasping women, revel in their open mouthed protestations and bathe in the elixir of lust...

Woah! Sounds pretty good huh?

Jesus christ. Um...... if you want a test subject.....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m picking Tmontana1 because I just know we would have mighty craic whatever we do

Ohh and we are robbing homebargains especially the mingoes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My partner in crime (but you know, not for the sexy times

) is Moreno.... but can I have a gang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Partner in crime fighting ... Tom. Hes on the side of good.

Now my crime will be espionage via honey traps ...

My partner will be...

... Decided once I've relooked at their cvs (by which I mean pics )

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Granny

We’d sell knock off toasters and soda streams round car boot sales….and past off blue smarties as viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m picking Tmontana1 because I just know we would have mighty craic whatever we do

Ohh and we are robbing homebargains especially the mingoes

The craic

fecking Homebargains

but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Partner in crime fighting ... Tom. Hes on the side of good.

Now my crime will be espionage via honey traps ...

My partner will be...

... Decided once I've relooked at their cvs (by which I mean pics )

As long as I can be like Deadpool and a little bit bad while I do so

or the punisher they’re my kind of guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Partner in crime fighting ... Tom. Hes on the side of good.

Now my crime will be espionage via honey traps ...

My partner will be...

... Decided once I've relooked at their cvs (by which I mean pics )

As long as I can be like Deadpool and a little bit bad while I do so

or the punisher they’re my kind of guys "
new career sorted

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m picking Tmontana1 because I just know we would have mighty craic whatever we do

Ohh and we are robbing homebargains especially the mingoes

The craic

fecking Homebargains

but "

Ohh shush you practically live in homebargains they all know your name in there

anyway we can’t be giving away all our secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Partner in crime fighting ... Tom. Hes on the side of good.

Now my crime will be espionage via honey traps ...

My partner will be...

... Decided once I've relooked at their cvs (by which I mean pics )

As long as I can be like Deadpool and a little bit bad while I do so

or the punisher they’re my kind of guys new career sorted

Steal the money if bad guys I like that idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone pick me , i have a cape and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Partner in crime fighting ... Tom. Hes on the side of good.

Now my crime will be espionage via honey traps ...

My partner will be...

... Decided once I've relooked at their cvs (by which I mean pics )

As long as I can be like Deadpool and a little bit bad while I do so

or the punisher they’re my kind of guys new career sorted

Steal the money if bad guys I like that idea "
location checks out. Do you like green tights ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Partner in crime fighting ... Tom. Hes on the side of good.

Now my crime will be espionage via honey traps ...

My partner will be...

... Decided once I've relooked at their cvs (by which I mean pics )

As long as I can be like Deadpool and a little bit bad while I do so

or the punisher they’re my kind of guys new career sorted

Steal the money if bad guys I like that idea location checks out. Do you like green tights ?"

I’m from Nottingham, Robin Hood invented the look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m picking Tmontana1 because I just know we would have mighty craic whatever we do

Ohh and we are robbing homebargains especially the mingoes

The craic

fecking Homebargains

but

Ohh shush you practically live in homebargains they all know your name in there

anyway we can’t be giving away all our secrets

Whaaaa

No we can’t be doing that

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m picking Tmontana1 because I just know we would have mighty craic whatever we do

Ohh and we are robbing homebargains especially the mingoes

The craic

fecking Homebargains

but

Ohh shush you practically live in homebargains they all know your name in there

anyway we can’t be giving away all our secrets

Whaaaa

No we can’t be doing that

There better be ribs but

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I'd pick Midnight. We would check into stylish hotels and after a night of cheeky, naughty fun we might nab some of the Nespresso pods from the maids trolly!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Has to be Cookie and the crime of mishaps. Nurses outfits with warning signs to approach with caution as damage to you or us may occur. Best medicine though, lots of laughter & memories to forget the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny

We’d sell knock off toasters and soda streams round car boot sales….and past off blue smarties as viagra "

I thought those pills tasted too sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m picking Tmontana1 because I just know we would have mighty craic whatever we do

Ohh and we are robbing homebargains especially the mingoes

If you’d have picked me we’d have gone to rob Cartier. Minimum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/09/21 12:14:53]"
and then off to get Jack Grealo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m picking Tmontana1 because I just know we would have mighty craic whatever we do

Ohh and we are robbing homebargains especially the mingoes

The craic

fecking Homebargains

but

Ohh shush you practically live in homebargains they all know your name in there

anyway we can’t be giving away all our secrets

one of them aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure about the partner, but surely the crime must be sodomy

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’m picking Tmontana1 because I just know we would have mighty craic whatever we do

Ohh and we are robbing homebargains especially the mingoes

If you’d have picked me we’d have gone to rob Cartier. Minimum

Ohhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lone renegade, this motherhecker runs alone

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Granny

We’d sell knock off toasters and soda streams round car boot sales….and past off blue smarties as viagra

I thought those pills tasted too sweet

Need some more ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pick sexycatkylie x we could grt up to some trouble i bet x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Mr Mystique.. he reckons he has a dodgy contract installing Dutch ovens…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pick sexycatkylie x we could grt up to some trouble i bet x"

We would be total wild horses me and you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lone renegade, this motherhecker runs alone

"
I was going to pick you to plan an amazingly profitable job..OK..fair enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lone renegade, this motherhecker runs alone

I was going to pick you to plan an amazingly profitable job..OK..fair enough!"

What's the plan? Open to an accomplice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anabelle21 and I have been plotting world domination for sometime now, that plan is now in full effect...

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Partner in crime fighting ... Tom. Hes on the side of good.

Now my crime will be espionage via honey traps ...

My partner will be...

... Decided once I've relooked at their cvs (by which I mean pics )

As long as I can be like Deadpool and a little bit bad while I do so

or the punisher they’re my kind of guys new career sorted

Steal the money if bad guys I like that idea location checks out. Do you like green tights ?

I’m from Nottingham, Robin Hood invented the look "

You're not from Nottingham! You just steal our location and claim our bandits for popularity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lone renegade, this motherhecker runs alone

I was going to pick you to plan an amazingly profitable job..OK..fair enough!

What's the plan? Open to an accomplice

Can't say on here it needs privacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Partner in crime fighting ... Tom. Hes on the side of good.

Now my crime will be espionage via honey traps ...

My partner will be...

... Decided once I've relooked at their cvs (by which I mean pics )

As long as I can be like Deadpool and a little bit bad while I do so

or the punisher they’re my kind of guys new career sorted

Steal the money if bad guys I like that idea location checks out. Do you like green tights ?

I’m from Nottingham, Robin Hood invented the look

You're not from Nottingham! You just steal our location and claim our bandits for popularity! "

No I’m from outside Nottingham where outlaws live in Sherwood Forest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saffron and we will take over the world by Christmas.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

It seems my crimes are many and any partners have long since fled the scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going in alone wiping the bad guys out and disappearing into the sunset with the swag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lone renegade, this motherhecker runs alone

I was going to pick you to plan an amazingly profitable job..OK..fair enough!

What's the plan? Open to an accomplice

Can't say on here it needs privacy

As long as you are not asking me to do 'THAT THING' again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm picking Hades to partner up in our love of cunnilingus

Together we shall steal the orgasms from gasping women, revel in their open mouthed protestations and bathe in the elixir of lust...

Woah! Sounds pretty good huh?

The Bonnie and Clyde of pussy eating! Spread ‘em ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would pick Frida as my partner in crime.

We'd be the Welsh naughty version of Cagney & Lacey

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and swing are gonna be highwaymen. Sadly not on horseback in the countryside. More two of us on a motorbike in motorway service stations. People pull in excpecting to get robbed there anyway...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’ll choose Jasmeen. Seems only fair "

Who is this

Jasmeen??

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