FabSwingers.com forum: Existing British Animals you’ve never seen

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I’ve never seen a badger

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Snakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once convinced an ex that Unicorns were real but very rare. She believed me for 6 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Kylie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Kylie

TC.

Ill scratch your eyes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once convinced an ex that Unicorns were real but very rare. She believed me for 6 months"

How old were you? 6??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Kylie

TC.

Ill scratch your eyes out

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Red squirrel in the wild.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen an adder

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve not seen a Mersey trout for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Kylie

TC.

Ill scratch your eyes out

Then I’ll eat, chew u and spit ur bones out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once convinced an ex that Unicorns were real but very rare. She believed me for 6 months

How old were you? 6?? "

No she was 23. Very gullible though. And I have a childish sense of humour at times.

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Unfortunately seen plenty roadside after being hit by vehicles in the dark country lanes where I live

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Stout, weasel, boar

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By *angerous123Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Never seen a boar but struggling to think of anything else I haven't? Seen otters, osprey, golden Eagle, badgers, adders, grass snakes, red squirrel, stoat, weasels etc etc. Nearly all spotted whilst fishing

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Seen pretty much everything being a country boy apart from a red squirrel or an adder. Reds are up north and adders are generally down south west so dont expect to any time soon! Seen Fox/badger/mink (bloody things!)/stoat/weasel/lots of deer/grass snake/otter (bloody things!)

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

"I’ve never seen a badger"

You must have seen a dead one at the side of the road

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I’ve never seen a badger"

I've seen several badgers, but sadly never alive. They often seem to wander onto several of the local rural roads.

Cal

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mole with sly eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to see a stoat - they're so cute

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

An adder..

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"I’ve never seen a badger

You must have seen a dead one at the side of the road"

They are everywhere around where I live and very nocturnal but I have seen one running down a road near Chelmsford in the daytime

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Loch Ness monster Lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Loch Ness monster Lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black squirrel, they’re in Scotland apparently

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I’ve seen badger shit!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’ve seen badger shit!"

Did you sniff it?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"I'd love to see a stoat - they're so cute

Look cute but definitely not cute! Ruthless killers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black squirrel, they’re in Scotland apparently "

Isn't a black squirrel just a melanistic squirrel? In the same way many animals can be? Or are they their own type as it were that are found in Scotland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to see a stoat - they're so cute

Look cute but definitely not cute! Ruthless killers

Ruthless killers that don't die of hunger can be cute too!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Capercaillie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to see a stoat - they're so cute

Look cute but definitely not cute! Ruthless killers

Is it weird that makes them even cuter aha I love when tiny things are vicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not seen a Scottish wildcat

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Mole with sly eyes"

I had a mole pop up out of the ground next to me while I was sat on the grass once. I don't know who was more surprised. He stayed for a while, it was lovely

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Mole with sly eyes

I had a mole pop up out of the ground next to me while I was sat on the grass once. I don't know who was more surprised. He stayed for a while, it was lovely

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I've seen most things, including a mink get all feisty wth a passing Alsatian.

I haven't seen a hedgehog in years

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

A womble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to see a stoat - they're so cute

I nearly ran one over the other day. I did the whole "squiral" thing in the road but safely ran off

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

pole cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not seen a snake but I’ve seen a lot of the other wildlife

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Not seen a snake but I’ve seen a lot of the other wildlife

Look in your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not seen a snake but I’ve seen a lot of the other wildlife

Look in your pants

Ahhhh lol

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

"A womble "

Have you been to Wimbledon Common? Lots of wombles there

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Not seen a snake but I’ve seen a lot of the other wildlife

Look in your pants

Ahhhh lol

Python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen a horse fly.

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

I've never seen a mole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd also love to see a kingfisher before I die. Fucking love birds and that's one of the top ones right there

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"I've never seen an adder"

Think they call them calculators now.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"I’ve never seen a badger"

Seen loads of them, sadly dead on the side of the road.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

"Red squirrel in the wild. "

Saw one last year in the IOW, was grinning all evening.

Never seen an adder

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'd like to see a Pine Martin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm never seen a truly wild beaver

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"I’ve seen badger shit!

Did you sniff it?"

Nope

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Anyone ever seen a real live haggis before? It's that rare animal native to the highlands of Scotland that has three legs, two long ones, and a short one, but stays upright by running around hillsides. The female haggis has two long right legs, and one short left leg, and runs round the hillsides anticlockwise, whilst the male of the species has two long left legs, and one long right leg, and runs round the hillsides in a clockwise direction. As the two creatures run around, and meet in the middle they leap in the air, and so they mate in order to procreate the species. It is from the mating ritual of the haggis comes the expression, "To take a run and jump."

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By *anadadryguyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Anyone ever seen a real live haggis before? It's that rare animal native to the highlands of Scotland that has three legs, two long ones, and a short one, but stays upright by running around hillsides. The female haggis has two long right legs, and one short left leg, and runs round the hillsides anticlockwise, whilst the male of the species has two long left legs, and one long right leg, and runs round the hillsides in a clockwise direction. As the two creatures run around, and meet in the middle they leap in the air, and so they mate in order to procreate the species. It is from the mating ritual of the haggis comes the expression, "To take a run and jump.""

I've only ever seen a dead one on a plate. Next to some tatties and nips.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I’ve never seen a badger

I've seen several badgers, but sadly never alive. They often seem to wander onto several of the local rural roads.

Cal"

Many of the dead badgers at the side of the road are thrown out of cars by scumbags that enjoy hunting them for fun, as nobody will really question it.

I've driven late at night for years, often through rural areas and i've never come close to seeing one, never mind hitting one- but i know several places where dead ones appear at a regular frequency- all places where you can be sure you don't have anyone in front or behind you...but a clear view of any wildlife

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