FabSwingers.com forum: Your in western film I'm the damsel in distress how will you save me

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Guys and gals

Men and dolls

I'm waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll come with a barbie kiddie car

“Bitch, get in”

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’ll come with a barbie kiddie car

“Bitch, get in”

I wont fit

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By *unfriends1976Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

My time travelling tractor.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Wheres my cowboy???

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

On his tractor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you tied to the railway track with a train rapidly approaching?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I’m staying in Dodge City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a white horse of course!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’d probably just go and get arseholed in the saloon and start one of those massive punch ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

equality says do it yourself

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"On a white horse of course!"
xxxx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’d probably just go and get arseholed in the saloon and start one of those massive punch ups"

So I'd have to look after you

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you tied to the railway track with a train rapidly approaching? "

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Erm shoot you

No damsel in distress and at peace

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Erm shoot you

No damsel in distress and at peace

By you no ta

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Ride in on my trusty steed and help you on to the back riding off into the subset shouting yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lasso you and drag you off by the ankle with my horse

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ride in on my trusty steed and help you on to the back riding off into the subset shouting yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa"

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Have you ever seen Cactus Jack?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Lasso you and drag you off by the ankle with my horse

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

With spurs and ride you out?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Have you ever seen Cactus Jack? "

Nooo x

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By *topthepressMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

Will turn you in for the reward dead or alive

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Have you ever seen Cactus Jack?

Nooo x"

Ah then it would be hard to explain my comic rescue.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Have you ever seen Cactus Jack?

Nooo x

Ah then it would be hard to explain my comic rescue. "

Try

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Have you ever seen Cactus Jack?

Nooo x

Ah then it would be hard to explain my comic rescue.

Try"

Ok but without the comedy. You're tied to the back of a runaway stage coach, I gallop up on my steed jump on to the stage coach and stop the carriage before you go over a cliff.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Hire a posse to rescue you. (Leveraged solutions are the best).

Then hire a retired gun-slinger to give you gun training lessons. A damsel needs to know how to protect herself.

Job done. Invoice for hostage release and gun training lessons in the post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riding a naked mole rat, then pick you up and take you back to the bat cave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't a damsel in distress save herself?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Flash my boobies and distract them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flash my boobies and distract them

YAAAASSS!! Can we flash together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you tied to the railway track with a train rapidly approaching?

No"

Just as well. I'd probably end up bitching about the rope work as I untied you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Flash my boobies and distract them

YAAAASSS!! Can we flash together?

Yesss even better

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Flash my boobies and distract them

Xxx

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I’d probably just go and get arseholed in the saloon and start one of those massive punch ups

So I'd have to look after you

One punch Yasmeen to the rescue…

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’d probably just go and get arseholed in the saloon and start one of those massive punch ups

So I'd have to look after you

One punch Yasmeen to the rescue…"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saddle up bullseye we gots a, damsel to rescue yeeeeeehaaaaaaw

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Saddle up bullseye we gots a, damsel to rescue yeeeeeehaaaaaaw"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Riding a naked mole rat, then pick you up and take you back to the bat cave

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a western not a cartoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a shot in the bar. Get the horse d*unk, blow my own bugle. Get off the horse as its walking sideways (and I'm not doing dressage) put the gatling gun in a coffin and drag it to where you are. Take gun out of coffin. Hide you in coffin and drag you back to safety hoping they have no bullets for the gun. All while smoking a stick of dynamite.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Have a shot in the bar. Get the horse d*unk, blow my own bugle. Get off the horse as its walking sideways (and I'm not doing dressage) put the gatling gun in a coffin and drag it to where you are. Take gun out of coffin. Hide you in coffin and drag you back to safety hoping they have no bullets for the gun. All while smoking a stick of dynamite."

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Riding a naked mole rat, then pick you up and take you back to the bat cave

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