FabSwingers.com forum: Chip Shop.....

By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

No idea I don't know why boredom I think I have bought a chip shop next to the hair salon I bought the other week when bored don't ask...What would you eat if you popped in the chip shop or what would you have done to your hair if you popped in the salon....????

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What you have bought a chippie??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lobster and chips, please.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

So why are you not serving chips

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Chips and beans with plenty of

Vinegar

And a

Fish cake x

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"So why are you not serving chips"

Don't be silly I don't want to smell of fat and food....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will take a smoked cod, chips and portion of onion rings. Please. Yes. Salt and vinegar. Thank you.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Lobster and chips, please.

Do many serve Lobster.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will take a smoked cod, chips and portion of onion rings. Please. Yes. Salt and vinegar. Thank you. "

Oh and a portion of battered sausages

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Rissole (from West Wales all others are yuk) chips and a can of dandelion and burdock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumbo sausage and chips plenty of salt

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I will take a smoked cod, chips and portion of onion rings. Please. Yes. Salt and vinegar. Thank you.

Oh and a portion of battered sausages "

Always a battered sausage about....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Spaghetti

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lobster and chips, please.

Do many serve Lobster.....

My local chippy does.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Spaghetti "

Trust you.....No....

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Forgot to say it's called Fryer Tucks...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Forgot to say it's called Mystique Tucks..."

I know he does

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Back, sack n crack (extras from the apprentice.) Then skate and chips next door please.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Forgot to say it's called Mystique Tucks...

I know he does

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Back, sack n crack (extras from the apprentice.) Then skate and chips next door please."

You may regret that.....

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

Cheese burger with a fish cake in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you doing orange chips and gray peas OP?

Other than that battered king prawns please

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Chip butty with duh chips of course salt and vinegar, saveloy sausage curry sauce and mushy peas and few gherkins (not in the bun) when you're not rushed off your feet

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Are you doing orange chips and gray peas OP?

Other than that battered king prawns please

Will have a look out the back...

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Chip butty with duh chips of course salt and vinegar, saveloy sausage curry sauce and mushy peas and few gherkins (not in the bun) when you're not rushed off your feet

Someone is hungry....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spam fritter chips peas and gravy...

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Sorry OP you can cut my hair but chips are a big no go for me.

Mr.

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Sorry OP you can cut my hair but chips are a big no go for me.

Mr."

I will send you next door to the Salon....

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I've already eaten this evening, feeling hungry again.....

Rock, chips and curry sauce please

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Chip butty with duh chips of course salt and vinegar, saveloy sausage curry sauce and mushy peas and few gherkins (not in the bun) when you're not rushed off your feet

Someone is hungry....

Just a little peckish by the way I waited but ended up making my own I wouldn't suggest asking for a review

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish & chips, savaloy, & curry sauce please, then a cut & blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini cod and chips with curry sauce please and generous lashings of salt and vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have a hatch in the wall so anyone sat under the hairdryers can be handed over a cone of chips for a nibble whilst they wait.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Elephant foot and chips please. Hot chilli.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Oh, and a trim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lobster and chips, please.

Mind blown. Lobster and truffle chips

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Fish & chips, savaloy, & curry sauce please, then a cut & blow

I'll have the last bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not particularly a chip shop fan, and am a fussy cow with who gets to put a scissors or dye on my hair.

So how about other treatments? I would love to have a sports massage please.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not particularly a chip shop fan, and am a fussy cow with who gets to put a scissors or dye on my hair.

So how about other treatments? I would love to have a sports massage please.

NBVN x"

Can do, but needs a takeaway of your choice next to it to even it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Elvis in the chippie??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not particularly a chip shop fan, and am a fussy cow with who gets to put a scissors or dye on my hair.

So how about other treatments? I would love to have a sports massage please.

NBVN x

Can do, but needs a takeaway of your choice next to it to even it out

Oh bloody hell OK....umm. ooh I know could it be a deli and I can have a graze box of meats, cheeses and salad stuff

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not particularly a chip shop fan, and am a fussy cow with who gets to put a scissors or dye on my hair.

So how about other treatments? I would love to have a sports massage please.

NBVN x

Can do, but needs a takeaway of your choice next to it to even it out

Oh bloody hell OK....umm. ooh I know could it be a deli and I can have a graze box of meats, cheeses and salad stuff

NBVN x"

That actually doesn't sound too bad! I'll take that as well please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not particularly a chip shop fan, and am a fussy cow with who gets to put a scissors or dye on my hair.

So how about other treatments? I would love to have a sports massage please.

NBVN x

Can do, but needs a takeaway of your choice next to it to even it out

Oh bloody hell OK....umm. ooh I know could it be a deli and I can have a graze box of meats, cheeses and salad stuff

NBVN x

That actually doesn't sound too bad! I'll take that as well please

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I have a mullet please

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

Vegetarian kebab with loads of salad.

But I always get a scallop. You can't charge more than a quid.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Anything for the weekend, sir?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Monopoly ain't what it used to be.

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

Battered black pudding and a short back n sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So why are you not serving chips

Don't be silly I don't want to smell of fat and food....

...and no fat splashes on those shiny shorts

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"So why are you not serving chips

Don't be silly I don't want to smell of fat and food....

...and no fat splashes on those shiny shorts

Indeed don't want that....

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"You should have a hatch in the wall so anyone sat under the hairdryers can be handed over a cone of chips for a nibble whilst they wait. "

Not a bad idea will look into that...

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By *irtydevil666 OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Is Elvis in the chippie?? "

Elvis has left the fryer......

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