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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What do you do when on hold, to stop yourself going doollally tap?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I put it on speaker and log into fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm at a computer usually play internet chess or buy yet more books and music.

Otherwise fume and fidget.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I put it on speaker and log into fab "

Same!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Put it on speaker and potter doing other things

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Put it on speaker and potter doing other things "

Yeah me too. My mate is here trying to get thro to his docs and been nearly an hour.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I open up a game on my phone and put the phone on speaker.

I can check emails or browse Facebook while I wait too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put it on speaker and log into fab "

I did that once and just as the phone got answered someone get very sexually noisy on fab..I had to have a coughing spree to drown it out lol x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I sometimes have to man such calls. Believe me, there is nothing worse than having to speak to an already frustrated customer who's been on hold. That's when you say sorry can't hear you and I will have to disconnect the call .....kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes have to man such calls. Believe me, there is nothing worse than having to speak to an already frustrated customer who's been on hold. That's when you say sorry can't hear you and I will have to disconnect the call .....kidding "

I empathize with you, it must be tough, perhaps I should call and let you listen to the noises on fab lol xx (kidding!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place the call on speaker and log onto Amazon and look for chest hair styling products and beard wax.

I once was happily shopping away while waiting to complain about a ‘back hair perming kit’ I had purchased when they answered … I panicked and purchased a chest ‘crimping ’ iron! A 1980’s style, singe-fest ensued leading to a smell of roasted ‘long-pork’ and burning horse hair … no amount of ‘premium’ Hi Karate products could mask the foul stench!!!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I sometimes have to man such calls. Believe me, there is nothing worse than having to speak to an already frustrated customer who's been on hold. That's when you say sorry can't hear you and I will have to disconnect the call .....kidding "

Yeah I see it from both ends in work too so I empathise.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Draw on stuff

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Put it on speaker and potter doing other things

Yeah me too. My mate is here trying to get thro to his docs and been nearly an hour.

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Crikey with the docs if I hear more than 10 in the queue I used to hang up, now it’s all online so easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wait it out, as frustrating as it is, then when someone answers, I take their name down then excuse myself and put them on hold for over 45 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes have to man such calls. Believe me, there is nothing worse than having to speak to an already frustrated customer who's been on hold. That's when you say sorry can't hear you and I will have to disconnect the call .....kidding "

You said that to me last night

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I sometimes have to man such calls. Believe me, there is nothing worse than having to speak to an already frustrated customer who's been on hold. That's when you say sorry can't hear you and I will have to disconnect the call .....kidding

You said that to me last night "

I'll be saying it again if you don't behave

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I wait it out, as frustrating as it is, then when someone answers, I take their name down then excuse myself and put them on hold for over 45 minutes "

Ah so....your actions are just as responsible for long call times..in tying up operators lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I sometimes have to man such calls. Believe me, there is nothing worse than having to speak to an already frustrated customer who's been on hold. That's when you say sorry can't hear you and I will have to disconnect the call .....kidding

Yeah I see it from both ends in work too so I empathise.

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I can see it from both sides too

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I put it on speaker and log into fab "

And folks, if they say they record the calls, they are recording when the hold music is playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank. See if I can climax before they answer the call! Great game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank. See if I can climax before they answer the call! Great game. "

Dear god, If I did that I would end up producing nothing but salt by the time they answer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank. See if I can climax before they answer the call! Great game.

Dear god, If I did that I would end up producing nothing but salt by the time they answer!!!"

Always important to hydrate.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Getting someone to answer would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes have to man such calls. Believe me, there is nothing worse than having to speak to an already frustrated customer who's been on hold. That's when you say sorry can't hear you and I will have to disconnect the call .....kidding

You said that to me last night

I'll be saying it again if you don't behave "

Oh I totally love it when you take the upper hand

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I get my music ready to put them on hold when they eventually answer me lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Wank. See if I can climax before they answer the call! Great game.

Dear god, If I did that I would end up producing nothing but salt by the time they answer!!!"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I never put in on speaker. They only ever play muzac to slit your wrists too .....

Cept the breakdown company I called and they played 'Fast Car' by Tracy Chapman and I couldn't decide if they were Genius or Idiot......

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I never put in on speaker. They only ever play muzac to slit your wrists too .....

Cept the breakdown company I called and they played 'Fast Car' by Tracy Chapman and I couldn't decide if they were Genius or Idiot...... "

I'd day more wind up

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I never put in on speaker. They only ever play muzac to slit your wrists too .....

Cept the breakdown company I called and they played 'Fast Car' by Tracy Chapman and I couldn't decide if they were Genius or Idiot......

I'd day more wind up "

On the Simpsons the hold music for the Home For the Insane was "Crazy" by Patsy Cline

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I put my air pods in and do other things

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Definitely put it on speaker. Our doctors is a nightmare.

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I’m so rubbish with technology, I daren't do anything with my phone whilst in a queue! So I hold it to my ear and do jobs! I was recently on hold for just under two hours to my bank, when I got connected they were on another call and didn’t know they had connected me, I heard all the persons bank details from the other call! So I had to hang up and start again ! I’ve since changed banks haha

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