FabSwingers.com forum: You walk into your house and all your ex s are there

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you say in 4 words.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Get the fuck out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang...bang bang bang....bang.....

(Blow on the pistol barrel....)

Smile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so more than 4 words.... i dont count so good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are an asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s getting naked first

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By *ancesWithWivesMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

Save me Scott Pilgrim!

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ok so more than 4 words.... i dont count so good!!

..or maybe you have 5 previous partners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How'd you get in?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Last one, “yr fired”

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Make me a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make me a sandwich "

That’s hot

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Make me a sandwich "

I’d prefer a toastie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s funeral is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the fuck out!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who brought the biscuits?

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Fuck it’s a ghost

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No words, just a knowing smile turn, slap my butt and walk out…..

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Have you introduced yourselves?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Make me a sandwich

I’d prefer a toastie

Me too but beggars can't be choosers Bronagh

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Who’s funeral is it? "

Your sense of humour's

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Is it my birthday?

I'm on good terms with all of my exes and hang out with a few.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Mary and Joseph!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/09/21 10:55:39]

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

We're gonna need a bigger house

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Who is first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make me a sandwich "

SAMMICH!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you’ve brought lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was I thinking

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Make me a sandwich

SAMMICH!!!!"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you’ve brought lube"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got my hoodies?

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

London

"One at a time

this

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Proper exes. There’d only be two

. I’d say let’s partaaaay! Still friends with both.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Was I that dr*nk ??

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

This is fucked up

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Hook

Ok, whose going first?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Should have changed that stupid lock...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wouldn't bat an eyelid as he pops in now and then to pick up paint or to speak to our son.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't it milking time?"

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Bang...bang bang bang....bang.....

(Blow on the pistol barrel....)

Smile!!

I like that idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there done that

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Leeds

You get out! The rest of you stay. Let’s have a cuppa and a catch up. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit, I'm dead

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Put the kettle on

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

Probably just say sorry

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Tea or coffee ladies?

(Get on well with them,just didn’t work out)

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Either that or ‘who wants anal first!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than I thought

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Stick the kettle on

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By *ornycpl2000Couple
over a year ago

Swansea

How did you lot fit in here, ??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Stop rearranging ma furniture!

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Kill the tall one.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Who’s removing the convicted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Form an orderly queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on. Xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Hi, how you doing?

I have no animosity towards any of my exes.

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

OK girl's lets Party

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham West Midlands

Who's made me coffee?

They were all taught to

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By *hillinsMan
over a year ago

essex

Form an orderly queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F*ck this shit again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no exs

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Eek ... are you're husbands here?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

What do u 2 want? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooohhh FK...Ooooohh FK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres the feckin matches?

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By *orquedirtytomeCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Who wants a brew!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well this is awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt x4

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Well this is cosy

or Did you miss me?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Aren't my tastes eclectic!

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

"What would you say in 4 words.

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give me a drink

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm calling the police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres my fucking dogs ?

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Bang...bang bang bang....bang.....

(Blow on the pistol barrel....)

Smile!!

Ohhh you’re good - That’s still only one word , so you could wait for the cops to show up anthem add “it wasn’t me”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, how are you!

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Wow large gathering here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see phyco people

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

"Well this is cosy

or Did you miss me?

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yes they did AJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in a minute.

Run out of front door, nail it shut, burn the house down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With most of my exes there was a cross over period so Joel knew Brendan who knew John who knew Martin who knew Steve who knew Matt who knew Danny so I wouldn't have to say shit and we ended things as friends.

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

Hello how you doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the fuck out!!"

Exactly this

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By *ona63Woman
over a year ago

bradford

I wish my house was big enough to contain all my ex’s at once xxx

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By *ereforthefun1Couple
over a year ago

derby

Sorry who are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please fuck right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger, the hitman failed!

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Turn around, fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out! All of you! (Not you, you can go straight to bed

) xx

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

I love you all !? Lol

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Great to see you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you say in 4 words.

How lucky were you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexa, activate panic room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this? An orgy?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Your loss you fools!

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

Get the hell out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big fucking room!

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the fuck out

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

There's only one that I wouldn't want there. The others I'd be thrilled to see them all. Aww.

You, f*ck Off (followed by) HIYAAAA!!!!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Return my rubber duck!

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By *ona63Woman
over a year ago

bradford

This house is massive.

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By *ananaMan2026Man
over a year ago

Dubai

Orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really wasn't me

And walk out slowly

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

I want my records

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