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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone’s bringing you breakfast in bed…..what you having ?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gallon of coffee

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Garden of Eden

Coffee x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Kippers and black coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sausage.

Just the one ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee x"

Milk and sugar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gallon of coffee

Milk and sugar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kippers and black coffee"

Now that’s a good combo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast! "

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled egg on hot buttered toast, pot of Yorkshire Tea, and fresh pineapple juice.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd rather have the person bringing me the breakfast please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while. "

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

Chausson au pomme with a cup of tea for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee coffee and more coffee

Maybe some bacon too

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By *es-sMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"Someone’s bringing you breakfast in bed…..what you having ?

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Whatever you bring RO and me is fine with us isnt it RO ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And as if by magic as I typed the last message Mr appeared with coffee and toast for me in bed

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Sausage and bacon bap and very big mug of coffee please to whoever wants to bring it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

You can get water and bread. TC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage and bacon bap and very big mug of coffee please to whoever wants to bring it

You are making me and my beard very hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And as if by magic as I typed the last message Mr appeared with coffee and toast for me in bed

He didn’t bring me any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

You can get water and bread. TC."

Mean!!!!!

I hate you!!!!! surely u could send one of ur minions off to France for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

Chausson au pomme with a cup of tea for me

I wanna take the Eurostar to Paris so bad!! *ugly cries in french*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

You can get water and bread. TC.

Mean!!!!!

I hate you!!!!! surely u could send one of ur minions off to France for me x

No. They are engaged in cleaning my boots

Have a pop tart and weeeeesssshhhhht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

You can get water and bread. TC.

Mean!!!!!

I hate you!!!!! surely u could send one of ur minions off to France for me x

No. They are engaged in cleaning my boots

Have a pop tart and weeeeesssshhhhht

Hating you even more right now!! A fucking pop tart, the cheek is un-fucking-believable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

You can get water and bread. TC.

Mean!!!!!

I hate you!!!!! surely u could send one of ur minions off to France for me x

No. They are engaged in cleaning my boots

Have a pop tart and weeeeesssshhhhht

Hating you even more right now!! A fucking pop tart, the cheek is un-fucking-believable

You've just be downgraded to a crumpet

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Coffee and a bacon and tomato sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s a male mate.. a cheese toastie and a coffee. If it’s nosy then area promised me an oatcake. Then her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

You can get water and bread. TC.

Mean!!!!!

I hate you!!!!! surely u could send one of ur minions off to France for me x

No. They are engaged in cleaning my boots

Have a pop tart and weeeeesssshhhhht

Hating you even more right now!! A fucking pop tart, the cheek is un-fucking-believable

You've just be downgraded to a crumpet

Ill chop your dick off !!

thats what I’ll be having for breakfast with my OWN cereals

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Sausage and bacon bap and very big mug of coffee please to whoever wants to bring it

You are making me and my beard very hungry

you'll have to fight me for it I'm extremely hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

You can get water and bread. TC.

Mean!!!!!

I hate you!!!!! surely u could send one of ur minions off to France for me x

No. They are engaged in cleaning my boots

Have a pop tart and weeeeesssshhhhht

Hating you even more right now!! A fucking pop tart, the cheek is un-fucking-believable

You've just be downgraded to a crumpet

Ill chop your dick off !!

thats what I’ll be having for breakfast with my OWN cereals

Bitch please

You ain't got a bowl big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And as if by magic as I typed the last message Mr appeared with coffee and toast for me in bed

He didn’t bring me any

I'll tell him off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

You can get water and bread. TC.

Mean!!!!!

I hate you!!!!! surely u could send one of ur minions off to France for me x

No. They are engaged in cleaning my boots

Have a pop tart and weeeeesssshhhhht

Hating you even more right now!! A fucking pop tart, the cheek is un-fucking-believable

You've just be downgraded to a crumpet

Ill chop your dick off !!

thats what I’ll be having for breakfast with my OWN cereals

Bitch please

You ain't got a bowl big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

You can get water and bread. TC.

Mean!!!!!

I hate you!!!!! surely u could send one of ur minions off to France for me x

No. They are engaged in cleaning my boots

Have a pop tart and weeeeesssshhhhht

Hating you even more right now!! A fucking pop tart, the cheek is un-fucking-believable

You've just be downgraded to a crumpet

Ill chop your dick off !!

thats what I’ll be having for breakfast with my OWN cereals

Bitch please

You ain't got a bowl big enough

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

You can get water and bread. TC.

Mean!!!!!

I hate you!!!!! surely u could send one of ur minions off to France for me x

No. They are engaged in cleaning my boots

Have a pop tart and weeeeesssshhhhht

Hating you even more right now!! A fucking pop tart, the cheek is un-fucking-believable

You've just be downgraded to a crumpet

Ill chop your dick off !!

thats what I’ll be having for breakfast with my OWN cereals

Bitch please

You ain't got a bowl big enough

I love you

jokes!! Lova ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And as if by magic as I typed the last message Mr appeared with coffee and toast for me in bed

It’s the magic of the post that made that happen lol enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

You can get water and bread. TC.

Mean!!!!!

I hate you!!!!! surely u could send one of ur minions off to France for me x

No. They are engaged in cleaning my boots

Have a pop tart and weeeeesssshhhhht

Hating you even more right now!! A fucking pop tart, the cheek is un-fucking-believable

You've just be downgraded to a crumpet

Ill chop your dick off !!

thats what I’ll be having for breakfast with my OWN cereals

Bitch please

You ain't got a bowl big enough

I love you

jokes!! Lova ya

Well that went pretty extreme rather fast

need another brew after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And as if by magic as I typed the last message Mr appeared with coffee and toast for me in bed

He didn’t bring me any

I'll tell him off

Please I need coffee

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Now the domestic is over can someone bring me coffee....they forgot mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now the domestic is over can someone bring me coffee....they forgot mine

Just digging out the travel mug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now the domestic is over can someone bring me coffee....they forgot mine

Costa ok ?

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Now the domestic is over can someone bring me coffee....they forgot mine

Costa ok ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and a french pastry!

Dramaaaaaaa!!! Where is you?

I’m waiting for my breakfast!

Gone France to get your pastry haha might take a while.

knowing him… I know he would. Barefoot too

Updated order:

Pain aux raisins, and croissant aux Amandes… Pidge, don’t u dare get it wrong!

You can get water and bread. TC.

Mean!!!!!

I hate you!!!!! surely u could send one of ur minions off to France for me x

No. They are engaged in cleaning my boots

Have a pop tart and weeeeesssshhhhht

Hating you even more right now!! A fucking pop tart, the cheek is un-fucking-believable

You've just be downgraded to a crumpet

Ill chop your dick off !!

thats what I’ll be having for breakfast with my OWN cereals

Bitch please

You ain't got a bowl big enough

I love you

jokes!! Lova ya

Well that went pretty extreme rather fast

need another brew after that. "

Hahah it’s usually like that with me and HIM

just to warn u for the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large Jim Beam, a stiff dick and a glass of iced water for afterwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now the domestic is over can someone bring me coffee....they forgot mine

Standard NATO?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large Jim Beam, a stiff dick and a glass of iced water for afterwards!

You want me to stick my stiff dick in iced water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large Jim Beam, a stiff dick and a glass of iced water for afterwards!

You want me to stick my stiff dick in iced water?

No.... that defeats the object of the statement "stiff dick"

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

The Railway Town - North Wilts

Tea and toast makes me a happy bear

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Now the domestic is over can someone bring me coffee....they forgot mine

Standard NATO? "

Julie Andrews please cutting back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent fresh coffee. Pancakes with bacon and syrup on ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now the domestic is over can someone bring me coffee....they forgot mine

Standard NATO?

Julie Andrews please cutting back

Haha ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large Jim Beam, a stiff dick and a glass of iced water for afterwards!

You want me to stick my stiff dick in iced water?

No.... that defeats the object of the statement "stiff dick"

Ah lol ok xx I’m with you now

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