FabSwingers.com forum: When your morning coffee tastes like shit

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s going to be a bad day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d just throw it away and make a fresh pot.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Have tea instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have tea instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have tea instead

Strange guy lol

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I've just remembered that scene from Austin Powers!

Nutty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then you shouls come here!! My coffee tastes amaaaaazzzzzing and oh sooooooo smooth! Hot, strong and perfection!

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

When your coffee tastes shit, you might have Covid… or someone may have taken a shit in your cup!!! Neither option is very good!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have tea instead

Noooooo! Just drink the coffee and then make another

NBVN x

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"I've just remembered that scene from Austin Powers!

Nutty!

It IS shit Austin!

Oh good, not just me then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Stop stirring it with your finger dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have tea instead

He knows ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop stirring it with your finger dude

That's not his finger

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Usually means you’ve stayed out and been given instant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always start the day with a tea.

A Long Island iced tea ;-p

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Stop stirring it with your finger dude

That's not his finger

Ewww Ouchie

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

It's when your shit tastes like coffee you have to really worry!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Have tea instead

Agreed

Bloomin coffee drinkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there’s coffee in the toilet, I’d go and have a word with your housemate.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"If there’s coffee in the toilet, I’d go and have a word with your housemate."

Not your Coffeemate?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You're drinking your commode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the women behind the counter at costa really does not like you this morning

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I make sometimes a coffee to a friend at work but she always tells me , it taste shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's when your shit tastes like coffee you have to really worry!"

Crapucciono

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Take a brisk walk, wake up your mind and body. Make fresh coffee and reconsider your brand choice, if it's still sewar level taste. Have a blowjob instead, hoping it tastes better for them

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It's when your shit tastes like coffee you have to really worry!

Crapucciono

Ha, see what you did there

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Somebody has broken into your home overnight and replaced your coffee with dried granulated shit.

It does beg the question how did you recognized the taste of shit?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

At least it wasn't a smokappuccino

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Maybe it's that coffee that passes through a jungle cat first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some funny responses as always everyone

It was actually a small jar I found at the back of the cupboard as I had ran out. It was sticky toffee pudding flavour.

Sounds nice, but I normally have my coffee black without sugar and this tasted like it had artificial sweeteners in and loads of fakery. Was a disgrace to the coffee world.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's your tastebuds telling you to drink tea.

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