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"Id happily join the line up "First in the line up, well done that man  | |||
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"Id happily join the line up "Get comfy it’s a thorough test | |||
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"Well my bum is firm so you can't squeeze it so that means I'm out "Every bum has squeezeability | |||
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"You want the ladies arses too? "Of course all bums welcome | |||
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"You want the ladies arses too? "All welcome | |||
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"Can I sign up  "Get ready cowboy | |||
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"Can I sign up
Get ready cowboy " I’m getting ready now | |||
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"Can I put mine in the mix? Xx " Of course, get in line Sir | |||
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"Can I sign up
Get ready cowboy
I’m getting ready now "So am I | |||
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"Happy to oblige " No bum on show, get ready and line up | |||
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"As it’s wiggle Wednesday and it’s out anyway count me in "Glad to see someone is prepped and ready | |||
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"I am in "Nice side curve | |||
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"Obviously being the genius behind this master plan I get to give a second opinion "Oh definitely, extra eyes, mouth and hands always welcome to confirm initial findings | |||
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"Who do I send to then?" I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable | |||
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"As it’s wiggle Wednesday and it’s out anyway count me in "Fully approve | |||
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"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring? You get my drift " Or bum through the curtain | |||
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"I mean, I would happily offer…but I also have the most non-existent ass ever. "Even flat bums have stroke / kiss ability, line it up | |||
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You sampled my bum a couple of weeks ago Cookie…;-)
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"Hello! May I volunteer our rumps please? Obviously Mrs TMN’s is magnificent and I’m bringing up the rear but… Mr TMN "Ooh two for the price of one, definitely both hands needed so as not to leave anyone out | |||
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"Who do I send to then? I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable "Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose | |||
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"My arse needs kissing please "Stroke test first, kiss comes later | |||
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"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring? You get my drift Or bum through the curtain "That was going to be the name of my first album | |||
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"Well C’s is on offer on our profile pic but I have a few in our pics
You sampled my bum a couple of weeks ago Cookie…;-)
K"Both definitely squeezable and ready for the kiss test. I’ll leave my fellow judge to add the final score as sampled the goods | |||
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"Who do I send to then? I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable
Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose "No pose just line up and bend  | |||
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"Can I sign up
Get ready cowboy
I’m getting ready now "Wiggle it
Sorry gents added another element | |||
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"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring? You get my drift Or bum through the curtain
That was going to be the name of my first album"What did you call it instead ? | |||
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"Well C’s is on offer on our profile pic but I have a few in our pics
You sampled my bum a couple of weeks ago Cookie…;-)
K"I did indeed K…… one of my highlights of the evening You need to roll a five on that dice more often
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"If you can find mine somewhere between my back and my legs you are welcome to test it any way you want. " Thank you for the directions, I wouldn’t want to get lost on the way | |||
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"Happy to oblige No bum on show, get ready and line up "Apologies taken and uploaded. Not on the level on a lot posted so far but I said I’d play | |||
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"I have a bum! Whether it’s squeezable is another thing! " It looks rather spankable……… oh I’ve just added something else Spurs | |||
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"Can I put mine in the mix? Xx Of course, get in line Sir "You’re too kind xx | |||
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"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring? You get my drift Or bum through the curtain
That was going to be the name of my first album
What did you call it instead ? "Willy through the curtain | |||
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"Can I sign up
Get ready cowboy
I’m getting ready now
So am I "Yay | |||
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"I have a bum! Whether it’s squeezable is another thing! " It’s looks it | |||
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"Happy to oblige No bum on show, get ready and line up
Apologies taken and uploaded. Not on the level on a lot posted so far but I said I’d play "Fair play, tis a lovely bum | |||
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"Is this bum squeezing test reciprocal? "Will be hard to reach ours from your positions for judging | |||
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"Who do I send to then? I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable
Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose
No pose just line up and bend "BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort. Spurs im surprised at you | |||
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"I have a bum! Whether it’s squeezable is another thing! It looks rather spankable……… oh I’ve just added something else Spurs "
So strokeability, wiggle technique and now spank…. best leave the kiss til last to soothe | |||
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"Can I put mine in the mix? Xx Of course, get in line Sir
You’re too kind xx"Just a bum lover | |||
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"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring? You get my drift Or bum through the curtain
That was going to be the name of my first album
What did you call it instead ?
Willy through the curtain "Shortened to Glory Hole | |||
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"Go on then, I'll put my ass on the line." Cheeky | |||
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"Rather big "All bums welcome | |||
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"Oh, ok op. I'll throw me bum in the ring (ahem), so to speak.... There are some bum pics for your delight! Bust a nut. "The spank won’t be that hard | |||
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"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring? You get my drift Or bum through the curtain
That was going to be the name of my first album
What did you call it instead ?
Willy through the curtain
Shortened to Glory Hole "That’s the band name! I thought I’d seen you at our gigs! | |||
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"Rather big "Perfect for squeezing | |||
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"Who do I send to then? I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable
Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose
No pose just line up and bend
BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.
Spurs im surprised at you "All part of the test | |||
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"Who do I send to then? I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable
Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose
No pose just line up and bend
BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.
Spurs im surprised at you "I led her astray | |||
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"I enclose a picture of bum testing apparatus "Haha the perfect accessory | |||
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"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring? You get my drift Or bum through the curtain
That was going to be the name of my first album
What did you call it instead ?
Willy through the curtain
Shortened to Glory Hole
That’s the band name! I thought I’d seen you at our gigs! "Damn I thought I was too short to be seen | |||
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"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with "All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before | |||
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"Who do I send to then? I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable
Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose
No pose just line up and bend
BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.
Spurs im surprised at you
I led her astray "Aye all your fault | |||
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"Who do I send to then? I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable
Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose
No pose just line up and bend
BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.
Spurs im surprised at you
All part of the test "thats it your the one on my hotlist now. im sold | |||
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"And spanking I hope "Tis one of the tests | |||
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"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring? You get my drift Or bum through the curtain
That was going to be the name of my first album
What did you call it instead ?
Willy through the curtain
Shortened to Glory Hole
That’s the band name! I thought I’d seen you at our gigs!
Damn I thought I was too short to be seen "Well you were right at the front but only cause you thought it was an actual gloryhole | |||
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"Hopefully not the butt of the joke " Definitely not, I take butts very seriously | |||
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"Who do I send to then? I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable
Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose
No pose just line up and bend
BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.
Spurs im surprised at you
All part of the test
thats it your the one on my hotlist now.
im sold "That didn’t take much | |||
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"I’ll put my bum in the ring, or is that my ring in the ring? You get my drift Or bum through the curtain
That was going to be the name of my first album
What did you call it instead ?
Willy through the curtain
Shortened to Glory Hole
That’s the band name! I thought I’d seen you at our gigs!
Damn I thought I was too short to be seen
Well you were right at the front but only cause you thought it was an actual gloryhole "Sssh you’re giving away all my secrets | |||
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"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with
All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before "Like any good boy scout, I'm always prepared  | |||
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"Who do I send to then? I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable
Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose
No pose just line up and bend
BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.
Spurs im surprised at you
All part of the test
thats it your the one on my hotlist now.
im sold
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"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with
All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before
Like any good boy scout, I'm always prepared "Dib, dib, dib ready for that good turn | |||
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"Who do I send to then? I’ve already observed, tis a tidy one but definitely squeezable
Oh yeah, I bet you'd not be able to if I get into a pose
No pose just line up and bend
BEND! you never mentioned anything of that sort.
Spurs im surprised at you
All part of the test
thats it your the one on my hotlist now.
im sold
That didn’t take much
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"I’m thinking a full day is needed for testing "At least | |||
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"My butt is not for kissing " Let us be the judge of that, three tests before the kissing | |||
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"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with
All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before
Like any good boy scout, I'm always prepared
Dib, dib, dib ready for that good turn "Did you just call dibs on my arse?  | |||
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"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with
All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before
Like any good boy scout, I'm always prepared
Dib, dib, dib ready for that good turn
Did you just call dibs on my arse? " that’s the noise I make as I squeeze, tis a very nice bum though, my fellow judge will have to wait a while | |||
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"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with
All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before
Like any good boy scout, I'm always prepared
Dib, dib, dib ready for that good turn
Did you just call dibs on my arse?
that’s the noise I make as I squeeze, tis a very nice bum though, my fellow judge will have to wait a while "Good job I love ya | |||
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"Getting more like porkys ! Who’s Miss ball breaker ! "I’d say Cookie is | |||
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"This is one beauty contest that I can get on board with
All ready for position one too, think you’ve done this before
Like any good boy scout, I'm always prepared
Dib, dib, dib ready for that good turn
Did you just call dibs on my arse?
that’s the noise I make as I squeeze, tis a very nice bum though, my fellow judge will have to wait a while
Good job I love ya "There’s plenty more to keep you occupied, erm judging, whilst I finish my assessment Mwah | |||
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"Next it be peinus parade lol "Not on this thread | |||
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"Lips puckered and re as Dy "Yay…. Help has arrived | |||
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"Next it be peinus parade lol "No bums only here | |||
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"Lips puckered and re as Dy "Third judge welcome incase of a split decision | |||
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"My arse needs kissing please
Stroke test first, kiss comes later "Be my guest | |||
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"My arse needs kissing please
Stroke test first, kiss comes later
Be my guest "We are very hospitable | |||
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"I’m in " Very curvy | |||
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"My arse needs kissing please
Stroke test first, kiss comes later
Be my guest "Two more tests in between | |||
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"Who do I send to then?" Me | |||
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"I’ll put mine into the mix xx"Yay…… all bottoms to be tested | |||
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"I’ll put mine into the mix xx"All types welcome, ready for the tests ? | |||
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"I mean, I would happily offer…but I also have the most non-existent ass ever.
Even flat bums have stroke / kiss ability, line it up "In that case, I’ll take a position in the lineup | |||
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"I mean, I would happily offer…but I also have the most non-existent ass ever.
Even flat bums have stroke / kiss ability, line it up
In that case, I’ll take a position in the lineup "The more the merrier | |||
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"I mean, I would happily offer…but I also have the most non-existent ass ever.
Even flat bums have stroke / kiss ability, line it up
In that case, I’ll take a position in the lineup
The more the merrier "What she said | |||
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"I’ll put mine into the mix xx
All types welcome, ready for the tests ? "Absolutely x | |||
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"I supose, if you insist "You made me search, but was worth it | |||
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"I supose, if you insist "Oh we do | |||
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"I’ll put mine into the mix xx
All types welcome, ready for the tests ?
Absolutely x"Well as you are already in position, the tests will begin | |||
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"Happy offer my bum up "and very welcome, line up and prepare | |||
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"I’ve changed our pic - my turn
K"I’m letting Spurs go first ….. I’m the best kind of friend | |||
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"I’ve changed our pic - my turn
K"Oh back for seconds, if you insist I can’t refuse | |||
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"I’ve changed our pic - my turn
K
I’m letting Spurs go first ….. I’m the best kind of friend "You are | |||
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"I supose, if you insist
You made me search, but was worth it "Can't make it too easy for you two | |||
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"I supose, if you insist
You made me search, but was worth it
Can't make it too easy for you two "Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment | |||
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"I supose, if you insist
You made me search, but was worth it
Can't make it too easy for you two
Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment "I’m in …… we like trouble | |||
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"I supose, if you insist
You made me search, but was worth it
Can't make it too easy for you two
Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment
I’m in …… we like trouble "We do…. it’s how we started | |||
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"I supose, if you insist
You made me search, but was worth it
Can't make it too easy for you two
Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment
I’m in …… we like trouble "Oh, you don't know trouble yet! | |||
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"I supose, if you insist
You made me search, but was worth it
Can't make it too easy for you two
Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment
I’m in …… we like trouble
Oh, you don't know trouble yet!"I’ll rephrase, we enjoy a good challenge | |||
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"I supose, if you insist
You made me search, but was worth it
Can't make it too easy for you two
Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment
I’m in …… we like trouble
Oh, you don't know trouble yet!
I’ll rephrase, we enjoy a good challenge "For some strange reason I now have a vision of you running to a helicopter ‘Challenge Cookie’ | |||
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"I supose, if you insist
You made me search, but was worth it
Can't make it too easy for you two
Cookie I think this one could be trouble, might need both of us at the same time to do the assessment
I’m in …… we like trouble
Oh, you don't know trouble yet!
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"Still bum'in then "I could bum all night | |||
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"Can women apply too? X" Of course, all bums welcome | |||
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"Still bum'in then
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"Still bum'in then
I could bum all night
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"Still bum'in then
I could bum all night
I did hear this from a reliable source "Tell me who, they’ll need to be punished | |||
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"Has no one mentioned the cost of putting your ass on the line? That is why only a very small photo of mine is on my profile." No cost, free assessment here | |||
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"Still bum'in then
I could bum all night
I did hear this from a reliable source
For once it wasn’t me "First time for everything | |||
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"Still bum'in then
I could bum all night
I did hear this from a reliable source
For once it wasn’t me
First time for everything "Haha busted lady | |||
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"Still bum'in then
I could bum all night
I did hear this from a reliable source
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"*bends over* mind me clinkers love "Welcome Miss D
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"Still bum'in then
I could bum all night
I did hear this from a reliable source
Tell me who, they’ll need to be punished
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"*cough* mine's errr... Ready for judgement "Hello Mr Pert, you are certainly ready for the tests to begin | |||
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"Still bum'in then
I could bum all night
I did hear this from a reliable source
Tell me who, they’ll need to be punished
Sorry no time for that
Spoilsport "I know, | |||
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"*cough* mine's errr... Ready for judgement
Hello Mr Pert, you are certainly ready for the tests to begin "As long as those tests don't involve any probing | |||
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"*bends over* mind me clinkers love
Welcome Miss D
I’m laughing though as I’m sure what I think clinkers is you don’t have "Well mind me chalfonts then | |||
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"*cough* mine's errr... Ready for judgement
Hello Mr Pert, you are certainly ready for the tests to begin
As long as those tests don't involve any probing "Haha you are safe…. strokeability, wiggle it, slap it and then kiss it, all safe | |||
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"*bends over* mind me clinkers love
Welcome Miss D
I’m laughing though as I’m sure what I think clinkers is you don’t have
Well mind me chalfonts then "That’s better than industrial waste or a boner | |||
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"*bends over* mind me clinkers love
Welcome Miss D
I’m laughing though as I’m sure what I think clinkers is you don’t have
Well mind me chalfonts then
That’s better than industrial waste or a boner "Count yourself lucky you could have both | |||
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"*cough* mine's errr... Ready for judgement
Hello Mr Pert, you are certainly ready for the tests to begin
As long as those tests don't involve any probing
Haha you are safe…. strokeability, wiggle it, slap it and then kiss it, all safe "It doesn't wiggle much more hopefully the rest can make up for that | |||
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"*bends over* mind me clinkers love
Welcome Miss D
I’m laughing though as I’m sure what I think clinkers is you don’t have
Well mind me chalfonts then
That’s better than industrial waste or a boner
Count yourself lucky you could have both " | |||
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"*cough* mine's errr... Ready for judgement
Hello Mr Pert, you are certainly ready for the tests to begin
As long as those tests don't involve any probing
Haha you are safe…. strokeability, wiggle it, slap it and then kiss it, all safe
It doesn't wiggle much more hopefully the rest can make up for that "Sure you could wiggle your hips | |||
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"Happy to oblige No bum on show, get ready and line up
Apologies taken and uploaded. Not on the level on a lot posted so far but I said I’d play
Fair play, tis a lovely bum "Why thank you | |||
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"Oh go on then" Cheeky cooking, bonus point | |||
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"Whilst chatting with Spurschick today about who’s arses, ass, bums, butts or whatever you want to call it she would happily kiss ( not in a lamppost pissing type of way) I came up with a new take on the original kissing booth A line up of mystery bums for Spurs to kiss and check for squeezeability and generally just rub and caress till the perfect one was found Now we just need some willing victims ….. cough cough participants. Please apply below And yes I know I’m such a good friend "If not to late to join the line, add me in pls. Happy to provide picture evidence | |||
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"Whilst chatting with Spurschick today about who’s arses, ass, bums, butts or whatever you want to call it she would happily kiss ( not in a lamppost pissing type of way) I came up with a new take on the original kissing booth A line up of mystery bums for Spurs to kiss and check for squeezeability and generally just rub and caress till the perfect one was found Now we just need some willing victims ….. cough cough participants. Please apply below And yes I know I’m such a good friend
If not to late to join the line, add me in pls. Happy to provide picture evidence "Never to late | |||
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"Why do I get the feeling cookie is more trouble than spurs "I agree | |||
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"Why do I get the feeling cookie is more trouble than spurs
I agree "You would  | |||
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"Why do I get the feeling cookie is more trouble than spurs
I agree
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Cookie and I have had a blast and maybe we’ll get to do a test or two or more in person one day | |||
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