FabSwingers.com forum: Rate my joke

By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've just had one of those long talks with the wife!

"Sometimes I don't think you love me.

You never pay me any attention, the only time you want to talk to me is when you want a lift to and from the pub. It's like I'm not even here.

Why can't you ever just stop going out with your friends and just stay in with me?

One hug a day would mean so much to me.

You never take me out anymore either.

I have to stay home and look after the kids while you're out drinking.

What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Man the fuck up!" replied my wife

By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Pmsl like it

Thank you

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wife said i was a control freak but i put a stop to her having those opinions.....

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I'm the boss in my house!

She said I could be

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm the bummer in my house!

She said I could be"

Absolutely disrespectful