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Lol go on, what are you apologising for! | |||
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men" 
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"I apologies on behalf of all men for leaving the toilet seat up "YES! Thank you for owing up! drives me up the walls! | |||
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"I apologies on behalf of all men for leaving the toilet seat up
YES! Thank you for owing up! drives me up the walls! "And if you could apologise on those who leave piss stains. The patience I had with some of my ex’s… GAWDDD | |||
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"I apologies on behalf of all men for leaving the toilet seat up
YES! Thank you for owing up! drives me up the walls!
And if you could apologise on those who leave piss stains. The patience I had with some of my ex’s… GAWDDD"Alright fine, I apologise on behalf of them too but I don't do that! I may accidentally go a little off radar but I always clean up after myself! | |||
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"I apologies on behalf of all men for leaving the toilet seat up
YES! Thank you for owing up! drives me up the walls!
And if you could apologise on those who leave piss stains. The patience I had with some of my ex’s… GAWDDD"I've heard Jack Grealish has been known to dribble ;-p | |||
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"I apologies on behalf of all men for leaving the toilet seat up
YES! Thank you for owing up! drives me up the walls!
And if you could apologise on those who leave piss stains. The patience I had with some of my ex’s… GAWDDD
Alright fine, I apologise on behalf of them too but I don't do that! I may accidentally go a little off radar but I always clean up after myself!"Thanks x  I feel less …angry already. This is therapeutic | |||
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"I apologies on behalf of all men for leaving the toilet seat up
YES! Thank you for owing up! drives me up the walls!
And if you could apologise on those who leave piss stains. The patience I had with some of my ex’s… GAWDDD
I've heard Jack Grealish has been known to dribble ;-p "L M A O. Id stand it from Jack and good double meaning ahha x | |||
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"I apologies on behalf of all men for leaving the toilet seat up
YES! Thank you for owing up! drives me up the walls!
And if you could apologise on those who leave piss stains. The patience I had with some of my ex’s… GAWDDD
Alright fine, I apologise on behalf of them too but I don't do that! I may accidentally go a little off radar but I always clean up after myself!"Noted…  | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of Irish accents and the effect they have on women's knickers. "*throws my knickers over* | |||
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men" There’s an awful lot of ‘literally’ in that there speech. Am I allowed to point out that you ‘created civilisation’ and ‘sacrificed yourselves in countless wars and battles’ because you created a world/culture/environment that deliberately excluded women from anything other than childbearing and homemaking for millennia? Or that the wars you sacrificed yourselves in were invariably of your own creation?
I would like to apologise on behalf of all women for - just occasionally - letting the fact that we finally have a voice/presence in the world (but still by no means an equal voice in many countries/cultures) get to our pretty little heads at times - and leads us to make unreasonable demands on men such as ‘please shower before we meet’ and ‘maybe clean the loo or change the sheets once in a while if you’re expecting a visitor’.
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"I apologise on behalf of Irish accents and the effect they have on women's knickers. "You're a whole good'un, I second this apology | |||
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men There’s an awful lot of ‘literally’ in that there speech. Am I allowed to point out that you ‘created civilisation’ and ‘sacrificed yourselves in countless wars and battles’ because you created a world/culture/environment that deliberately excluded women from anything other than childbearing and homemaking for millennia? Or that the wars you sacrificed yourselves in were invariably of your own creation?
I would like to apologise on behalf of all women for - just occasionally - letting the fact that we finally have a voice/presence in the world (but still by no means an equal voice in many countries/cultures) get to our pretty little heads at times - and leads us to make unreasonable demands on men such as ‘please shower before we meet’ and ‘maybe clean the loo or change the sheets once in a while if you’re expecting a visitor’.
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men There’s an awful lot of ‘literally’ in that there speech. Am I allowed to point out that you ‘created civilisation’ and ‘sacrificed yourselves in countless wars and battles’ because you created a world/culture/environment that deliberately excluded women from anything other than childbearing and homemaking for millennia? Or that the wars you sacrificed yourselves in were invariably of your own creation?
I would like to apologise on behalf of all women for - just occasionally - letting the fact that we finally have a voice/presence in the world (but still by no means an equal voice in many countries/cultures) get to our pretty little heads at times - and leads us to make unreasonable demands on men such as ‘please shower before we meet’ and ‘maybe clean the loo or change the sheets once in a while if you’re expecting a visitor’.
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"I apologise on behalf of Irish accents and the effect they have on women's knickers.
You're a whole good'un, I second this apology "Both of you stop apologising for that and whisper things to me  | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all women for how we manage to distract you men (and some women) from your daily lives by flashing an ankle or summat." It's not your ankle that's doing the distracting  | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all women for how we manage to distract you men (and some women) from your daily lives by flashing an ankle or summat. It's not your ankle that's doing the distracting "I could distract you with an ankle..... | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all other men for the old pull my finger trick "Noooooo...... that's hilarious! | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all women for how we manage to distract you men (and some women) from your daily lives by flashing an ankle or summat." Why am I not convinced this is a sincere apology and sure that many know and enjoy the power they know they have | |||
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I am also apologising on behalf of all serial apologisers for apologising about everything. Sorry about that.  | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all women for how we manage to distract you men (and some women) from your daily lives by flashing an ankle or summat. Why am I not convinced this is a sincere apology and sure that many know and enjoy the power they know they have "I apologise. It's not sincere. We love it. | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all other men for the old pull my finger trick
Noooooo...... that's hilarious!"Also, it doesn't work the same doing that trick when asking to pull something else  | |||
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men There’s an awful lot of ‘literally’ in that there speech. Am I allowed to point out that you ‘created civilisation’ and ‘sacrificed yourselves in countless wars and battles’ because you created a world/culture/environment that deliberately excluded women from anything other than childbearing and homemaking for millennia? Or that the wars you sacrificed yourselves in were invariably of your own creation?
I would like to apologise on behalf of all women for - just occasionally - letting the fact that we finally have a voice/presence in the world (but still by no means an equal voice in many countries/cultures) get to our pretty little heads at times - and leads us to make unreasonable demands on men such as ‘please shower before we meet’ and ‘maybe clean the loo or change the sheets once in a while if you’re expecting a visitor’.
"LITERALLY! | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all women for how we manage to distract you men (and some women) from your daily lives by flashing an ankle or summat. Why am I not convinced this is a sincere apology and sure that many know and enjoy the power they know they have "Dont even know what you are on about
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men There’s an awful lot of ‘literally’ in that there speech. Am I allowed to point out that you ‘created civilisation’ and ‘sacrificed yourselves in countless wars and battles’ because you created a world/culture/environment that deliberately excluded women from anything other than childbearing and homemaking for millennia? Or that the wars you sacrificed yourselves in were invariably of your own creation?
I would like to apologise on behalf of all women for - just occasionally - letting the fact that we finally have a voice/presence in the world (but still by no means an equal voice in many countries/cultures) get to our pretty little heads at times - and leads us to make unreasonable demands on men such as ‘please shower before we meet’ and ‘maybe clean the loo or change the sheets once in a while if you’re expecting a visitor’.
"What are sheets? | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all men for unsolicited dick pics " Unsolicited dick pics. No-No! Solicited ones every one and then…Yes! | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all women for how we manage to distract you men (and some women) from your daily lives by flashing an ankle or summat. It's not your ankle that's doing the distracting
I could distract you with an ankle..... "I don't doubt it | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all men for unsolicited dick pics Unsolicited dick pics. No-No! Solicited ones every one and then…Yes! "Ok I apologise for all the dick pics | |||
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men There’s an awful lot of ‘literally’ in that there speech. Am I allowed to point out that you ‘created civilisation’ and ‘sacrificed yourselves in countless wars and battles’ because you created a world/culture/environment that deliberately excluded women from anything other than childbearing and homemaking for millennia? Or that the wars you sacrificed yourselves in were invariably of your own creation?
I would like to apologise on behalf of all women for - just occasionally - letting the fact that we finally have a voice/presence in the world (but still by no means an equal voice in many countries/cultures) get to our pretty little heads at times - and leads us to make unreasonable demands on men such as ‘please shower before we meet’ and ‘maybe clean the loo or change the sheets once in a while if you’re expecting a visitor’.
What are sheets? "They’re the things you wipe your cum on dearie! | |||
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"I'm apologising to Kylie on behalf of all forummers that a light hearted joke thread has already become about us versus them.
I am also apologising on behalf of all serial apologisers for apologising about everything. Sorry about that. "I think you best apologise for apologising | |||
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men There’s an awful lot of ‘literally’ in that there speech. Am I allowed to point out that you ‘created civilisation’ and ‘sacrificed yourselves in countless wars and battles’ because you created a world/culture/environment that deliberately excluded women from anything other than childbearing and homemaking for millennia? Or that the wars you sacrificed yourselves in were invariably of your own creation?
I would like to apologise on behalf of all women for - just occasionally - letting the fact that we finally have a voice/presence in the world (but still by no means an equal voice in many countries/cultures) get to our pretty little heads at times - and leads us to make unreasonable demands on men such as ‘please shower before we meet’ and ‘maybe clean the loo or change the sheets once in a while if you’re expecting a visitor’.
What are sheets?
They’re the things you wipe your cum on dearie! "I thought that was what curtains were for? I'm so confused. | |||
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"I only apologise when I'm wrong and women are always right "WORD! | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all men for unsolicited dick pics Unsolicited dick pics. No-No! Solicited ones every one and then…Yes!
Ok I apologise for all the dick pics "Thats hot | |||
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"I want to apologise for building womens hopes up with lots of dirty sex talk over copious amounts of alcohol only to have an epic failure with a penis as reliable as an Austin Allegro. Sorry on behalf of brewers droop xx "Howling !!!! Rolf | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all men for unsolicited dick pics Unsolicited dick pics. No-No! Solicited ones every one and then…Yes!
Ok I apologise for all the dick pics
Thats hot " | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all women for how we manage to distract you men (and some women) from your daily lives by flashing an ankle or summat. It's not your ankle that's doing the distracting
I could distract you with an ankle.....
I don't doubt it " you would never have coped in Victorian Britain. All those ankles just out of sight | |||
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*still texting with a hair mask on * | |||
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"I would like to apologise on behalf of all the men with cock over toilet pan photos, especially the ones with a floater in them. I would also like to apologise on behalf of the aforementioned men for forgetting to wipe their arses and thus hiding the floater under the paper. "Yikessss at the floater comment  | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all women for how we manage to distract you men (and some women) from your daily lives by flashing an ankle or summat. It's not your ankle that's doing the distracting
I could distract you with an ankle.....
I don't doubt it
you would never have coped in Victorian Britain. All those ankles just out of sight "Be still my beating trousers | |||
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"Id like to apologise to men about THE LIES we tell when we say… it’ll take me 5 mins and ill be ready. The LIES!
*still texting with a hair mask on *"A women's 5 minute is 30. A man's 30 minutes is 5. I apologise bfor all the men who say they go down on gala for hours. And then get toungue cramp after two mins. Really? You haven't cum yet ... | |||
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"Total jokey post.. so what do you wanna apologise for , on behalf of your gender, that you know that gets on the opposite gender’s nerves? Obviously it can be all very cliche and heard of and that’s fine , but there’s DEFINITELY some truth in every cliche, right? Let me start : I wanna apologise on behalf of all us women, for the crazy amount of hair that falls off my head onto the sink/shower and lays there to collect for ages. And yes, it makes me gag myself! Also I wanna apologise for really getting in moods and sulking BAD when I don’t get what I want/get annoyed at someone/etc etc, and when I get asked…”what’s wrong?” the answer is always and I mean always “…. Nothing” … *sulks and sighs more* I know it gets on men’s nerves…
Lol go on, what are you apologising for!"never mind apologies..just clear your skanky hair up after yourselves | |||
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"Id like to apologise to men about THE LIES we tell when we say… it’ll take me 5 mins and ill be ready. The LIES!
*still texting with a hair mask on *
A women's 5 minute is 30.
A man's 30 minutes is 5.
I apologise bfor all the men who say they go down on gala for hours. And then get toungue cramp after two mins. Really? You haven't cum yet ... "Unless ur with mates or at the pub or at pub with mates. Then the 5 mins I’ll finish the pint and come home…is .. actually HOURS! | |||
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"Total jokey post.. so what do you wanna apologise for , on behalf of your gender, that you know that gets on the opposite gender’s nerves? Obviously it can be all very cliche and heard of and that’s fine , but there’s DEFINITELY some truth in every cliche, right? Let me start : I wanna apologise on behalf of all us women, for the crazy amount of hair that falls off my head onto the sink/shower and lays there to collect for ages. And yes, it makes me gag myself! Also I wanna apologise for really getting in moods and sulking BAD when I don’t get what I want/get annoyed at someone/etc etc, and when I get asked…”what’s wrong?” the answer is always and I mean always “…. Nothing” … *sulks and sighs more* I know it gets on men’s nerves…
Lol go on, what are you apologising for!never mind apologies..just clear your skanky hair up after yourselves "I did today and I was about to throw up. We disgustaaaaang  | |||
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men There’s an awful lot of ‘literally’ in that there speech. Am I allowed to point out that you ‘created civilisation’ and ‘sacrificed yourselves in countless wars and battles’ because you created a world/culture/environment that deliberately excluded women from anything other than childbearing and homemaking for millennia? Or that the wars you sacrificed yourselves in were invariably of your own creation?
I would like to apologise on behalf of all women for - just occasionally - letting the fact that we finally have a voice/presence in the world (but still by no means an equal voice in many countries/cultures) get to our pretty little heads at times - and leads us to make unreasonable demands on men such as ‘please shower before we meet’ and ‘maybe clean the loo or change the sheets once in a while if you’re expecting a visitor’.
What are sheets?
They’re the things you wipe your cum on dearie!
I thought that was what curtains were for? I'm so confused. "Curtains are further away. A sheet you can grab with your left hand as you finish with your right! | |||
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men There’s an awful lot of ‘literally’ in that there speech. Am I allowed to point out that you ‘created civilisation’ and ‘sacrificed yourselves in countless wars and battles’ because you created a world/culture/environment that deliberately excluded women from anything other than childbearing and homemaking for millennia? Or that the wars you sacrificed yourselves in were invariably of your own creation?
I would like to apologise on behalf of all women for - just occasionally - letting the fact that we finally have a voice/presence in the world (but still by no means an equal voice in many countries/cultures) get to our pretty little heads at times - and leads us to make unreasonable demands on men such as ‘please shower before we meet’ and ‘maybe clean the loo or change the sheets once in a while if you’re expecting a visitor’.
What are sheets?
They’re the things you wipe your cum on dearie!
I thought that was what curtains were for? I'm so confused.
Curtains are further away. A sheet you can grab with your left hand as you finish with your right! "what if you need both hands ... | |||
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men There’s an awful lot of ‘literally’ in that there speech. Am I allowed to point out that you ‘created civilisation’ and ‘sacrificed yourselves in countless wars and battles’ because you created a world/culture/environment that deliberately excluded women from anything other than childbearing and homemaking for millennia? Or that the wars you sacrificed yourselves in were invariably of your own creation?
I would like to apologise on behalf of all women for - just occasionally - letting the fact that we finally have a voice/presence in the world (but still by no means an equal voice in many countries/cultures) get to our pretty little heads at times - and leads us to make unreasonable demands on men such as ‘please shower before we meet’ and ‘maybe clean the loo or change the sheets once in a while if you’re expecting a visitor’.
What are sheets?
They’re the things you wipe your cum on dearie!
I thought that was what curtains were for? I'm so confused.
Curtains are further away. A sheet you can grab with your left hand as you finish with your right! what if you need both hands ... "Use your teeth? Works for me! | |||
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men" And I'd like to sincerely apologise for having a womb that you men would need in order to have a civilisation at all and make your armies, on behalf of all women. | |||
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men And I'd like to sincerely apologise for having a womb that you men would need in order to have a civilisation at all and make your armies, on behalf of all women. "Is it a womb with a view?
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"I’d like to say sorry on behalf of men for literally creating civilisation and bringing the human race out of the dark ages. Had we known how we would be treated after literally building the world you see around you from scratch, working ourselves to the bone in tough and dangerous jobs, and literally sacrificing ourselves in countless wars and battles along the way, I think we would have just not bothered Yours sincerely. Men There’s an awful lot of ‘literally’ in that there speech. Am I allowed to point out that you ‘created civilisation’ and ‘sacrificed yourselves in countless wars and battles’ because you created a world/culture/environment that deliberately excluded women from anything other than childbearing and homemaking for millennia? Or that the wars you sacrificed yourselves in were invariably of your own creation?
I would like to apologise on behalf of all women for - just occasionally - letting the fact that we finally have a voice/presence in the world (but still by no means an equal voice in many countries/cultures) get to our pretty little heads at times - and leads us to make unreasonable demands on men such as ‘please shower before we meet’ and ‘maybe clean the loo or change the sheets once in a while if you’re expecting a visitor’.
What are sheets?
They’re the things you wipe your cum on dearie!
I thought that was what curtains were for? I'm so confused.
Curtains are further away. A sheet you can grab with your left hand as you finish with your right! what if you need both hands ...
Use your teeth? Works for me! "if I could reach with my mouth I wouldn't be on fab. Oh, the sheets. Got you. | |||
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"I'd like the apologize to all the women that have liked me but I was too much of a dipshit to realise "I sense such fuckboi energy coming from u to be fair | |||
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"I'd like the apologize to all the women that have liked me but I was too much of a dipshit to realise
I sense such fuckboi energy coming from u to be fair "WHAT?? ...I'm so not | |||
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"I'd like the apologize to all the women that have liked me but I was too much of a dipshit to realise
I sense such fuckboi energy coming from u to be fair " I read it that he didn't really believe they liked him so was too dismiaiive of advances.
Funny how we have our own filters on things !! | |||
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#sorrynotsorry
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"I'd like the apologize to all the women that have liked me but I was too much of a dipshit to realise
I sense such fuckboi energy coming from u to be fair
I read it that he didn't really believe they liked him so was too dismiaiive of advances.
Funny how we have our own filters on things !!"Thank you.. | |||
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"I apologise on behalf of all women who have brought up sons who can't clean up after themselves and think women are there to do their bidding. I totally hold my hands up for this. " And then they grow up and turn into bf’s or husband’s who are absolutely useless. And some of us become that “bitch that does the cleaning and give blowies” | |||
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"I'd like the apologize to all the women that have liked me but I was too much of a dipshit to realise
I sense such fuckboi energy coming from u to be fair
I read it that he didn't really believe they liked him so was too dismiaiive of advances.
Funny how we have our own filters on things !!"Ooooh, now I get it. Thought he meant they liked him but he was too much of a fuck boi to realise that he always liked them too and could have settled down with some of them
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"I’m sorry for saying we are only going for a couple and will be back by 11 only to roll in steaming d*unk at 3 "Total hate for that! I can’t forgive | |||
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"I’m sorry for saying we are only going for a couple and will be back by 11 only to roll in steaming d*unk at 3
Total hate for that! I can’t forgive "Oh please, I’ll make it up to you | |||
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"I’m sorry for saying we are only going for a couple and will be back by 11 only to roll in steaming d*unk at 3
Total hate for that! I can’t forgive
Oh please, I’ll make it up to you "UNFORGIVABLE | |||
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"I’m sorry for saying we are only going for a couple and will be back by 11 only to roll in steaming d*unk at 3
Total hate for that! I can’t forgive
Oh please, I’ll make it up to you
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"I apologise for all the mugs of tea with spit in that are brought in to men who are watching the football when a soap is on the other channel ...... and for the smile you interpreted wrongly as you drank it." Howling!!!
I never done it but I might have to start that practice
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