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scrambled eggs anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just dropped 10 eggs on my kitchen floor

So scrambled is the only option i can provide you all with today lol

But if i wasn't such a numpty, whats your preference? Poached? Fried? Boiled? etc.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

scrambled with beans and mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"scrambled with beans and mushrooms "

lush.. only if the mushrooms are raw though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled with bacon, mushrooms and toast....yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could I please have an omelette please

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Bet your daughter loved that did she help clear up... how was the language ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet your daughter loved that did she help clear up... how was the language ??? "

She's at nursery i was just in the kitchen pottering about. Moved the microwave just to clean underneath it and knocked the egg basket on the floor. Gloopy mess all over the place. meh

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

rolls with Fried egg and lorne sausage for me everytime yummmmm

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"scrambled with beans and mushrooms

lush.. only if the mushrooms are raw though "

Ooooh I love raw mushrooms! Like them with raw onion too, nom nom

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

boiled but only if runny enough to accept my soldier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definately scrambled please ...

there's nothing worse than trying to clean up a dropped egg though ... I find it's always best just to get the cat to lick it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"definately scrambled please ...

there's nothing worse than trying to clean up a dropped egg though ... I find it's always best just to get the cat to lick it up "

Half a kitchen roll later and the kitchen floor re mopped its all done. Still it was easier than when i dropped 6 eggs onto my carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten eggs! It was enough mess when my son cracked one on the table, poor you! I'll pass on the scrambled, like mine boiled, runny with soldiers!

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Poached or Fried for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten eggs! It was enough mess when my son cracked one on the table, poor you! I'll pass on the scrambled, like mine boiled, runny with soldiers!"

Soldiers!!! Greedy girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten eggs! It was enough mess when my son cracked one on the table, poor you! I'll pass on the scrambled, like mine boiled, runny with soldiers!

Soldiers!!! Greedy girl "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet your daughter loved that did she help clear up... how was the language ???

She's at nursery i was just in the kitchen pottering about. Moved the microwave just to clean underneath it and knocked the egg basket on the floor. Gloopy mess all over the place. meh "

You? Gllopy mess all over the place?

I'm truly shocked!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten eggs! It was enough mess when my son cracked one on the table, poor you! I'll pass on the scrambled, like mine boiled, runny with soldiers!

Soldiers!!! Greedy girl

Yep "

And here's me thinking you were a good girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet your daughter loved that did she help clear up... how was the language ???

She's at nursery i was just in the kitchen pottering about. Moved the microwave just to clean underneath it and knocked the egg basket on the floor. Gloopy mess all over the place. meh

You? Gllopy mess all over the place?

I'm truly shocked!!! "

i clean up afterwards though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

will it go with my hot porridge all over the kitchen floor? I got to wait till it cools down to clean it up. I blame jay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt you know 'never put al the eggs in one basket,

ohhhh whats the difference between soldiers and fire men ?

you cant dip firemen in your eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just dropped 10 eggs on my kitchen floor

So scrambled is the only option i can provide you all with today lol

But if i wasn't such a numpty, whats your preference? Poached? Fried? Boiled? etc. "

Any as long as they are not fertilised

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I hate and when I say hate scrambled eggs... The smell the texture the everything of them ..I can't be in the same room when someone is cooking or eating them...even thinking about them makes me want to heave. The same with fried eggs... The only egg I can stomach is poached egg and even then I have to be in the mood.....can you tell I ain't keen on eggs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will it go with my hot porridge all over the kitchen floor? I got to wait till it cools down to clean it up. I blame jay "
I'd say probably not

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ten eggs! It was enough mess when my son cracked one on the table, poor you! I'll pass on the scrambled, like mine boiled, runny with soldiers!"

I used to have mine with sailors when I was a lad. Think that's a bit gay now though, so I have soldiers all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten eggs! It was enough mess when my son cracked one on the table, poor you! I'll pass on the scrambled, like mine boiled, runny with soldiers!

I used to have mine with sailors when I was a lad. Think that's a bit gay now though, so I have soldiers all the time."

That actually made me laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten eggs! It was enough mess when my son cracked one on the table, poor you! I'll pass on the scrambled, like mine boiled, runny with soldiers!

Soldiers!!! Greedy girl

Yep

And here's me thinking you were a good girl! "

Bad girls have more fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sailors = bread

soldiers = toast

or was it the other way round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"definately scrambled please ...

there's nothing worse than trying to clean up a dropped egg though ... I find it's always best just to get the cat to lick it up

Half a kitchen roll later and the kitchen floor re mopped its all done. Still it was easier than when i dropped 6 eggs onto my carpet "

Aaaaahrrrrg no! I think I'd be tempted to let it dry and then vacuum up the egg albumin :-/

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"sailors = bread

soldiers = toast

or was it the other way round? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sailors = bread

soldiers = toast

or was it the other way round? "

I have been educated fir the second time today! First being the traffic warden saying I would have to pay the parking ticket .. Who would of thought it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh I love raw mushrooms!"

Shhh, Don't tell anyone but I always sneak one or two to eat when choosing them in the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 fried eggs every morn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i shouldnt be allowed in the kitchen.. just dropped a whole pot of piri piri spices all over the fecking floor.. 3rd time that floor will be mopped now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i shouldnt be allowed in the kitchen.. just dropped a whole pot of piri piri spices all over the fecking floor.. 3rd time that floor will be mopped now "

Should have left the eggs there - the piri piri would have made a lovely spicy omlette!!

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