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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Not seen one this year ..

What's occurred?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is there any creature you haven't covered yet

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

There’s a few knocking about up north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there any creature you haven't covered yet

Mantis scrimp, pound for pound the most powerful animal on the planet.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Evil things and a shed load round here.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is there any creature you haven't covered yet

Mantis scrimp, pound for pound the most powerful animal on the planet."

And the shrimp are quite strong too

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I have seen less wasps than normal this year.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've seen fucking loads!

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

They’re about man.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've seen fucking loads! "

Good club night then

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

I don't get people's ridiculous fear of wasps (unless allergic). My gran once ran in front of cars on a road to avoid a wasp

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I went into the local grocer and asked the assistant for a bag of wasps..

He said, We don't sell wasps

I said, Well there are plenty in the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been to fucking dismal to sit outside. We haven't had summer. That's why. Global warming my arse!!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

What the hell is a food festival?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been to fucking dismal to sit outside. We haven't had summer. That's why. Global warming my arse!!

*too.

I hate my new phone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

What the hell is a food festival?"

A festival where the stalls are local food producers, selling food. How is that hard to understand?!

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman
over a year ago

WSM

Had a handful at our pitch on the campsite last week

kids were ace and reminded me to not make sudden moves

I hate them and spent most of the time wandering around the tent trying to get away

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

What the hell is a food festival?

A festival where the stalls are local food producers, selling food. How is that hard to understand?! "

Guess there's not many food festival stories all over the news

he thinks you've made it up you know

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

What the hell is a food festival?

A festival where the stalls are local food producers, selling food. How is that hard to understand?! "

A shop then ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

What the hell is a food festival?

A festival where the stalls are local food producers, selling food. How is that hard to understand?!

A shop then ?"

Google is free, Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen fucking loads! "

Where at the wasp sanctuary ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be a rugby thread

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

What the hell is a food festival?

Nothing in life is free Evie

A festival where the stalls are local food producers, selling food. How is that hard to understand?!

A shop then ?

Google is free, Tom

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

What the hell is a food festival?

A festival where the stalls are local food producers, selling food. How is that hard to understand?!

A shop then ?

Google is free, Tom

Nothing in life is free Evie

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

What the hell is a food festival?

A festival where the stalls are local food producers, selling food. How is that hard to understand?!

A shop then ?"

No, Tom. Lots of little stalls set up around the town centre. All outdoors.

Your trolling is poor quality tonight. Maybe focus on the wasps, eh? Any mad ideas to increase the WQ (wasp quotient) in Essex?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I've got a wasp nest in my garage loft bigger than a football; I also had one last year.

Despite there being a nest, I've seen next to no wasps in my garden even when sat out side eating ice creams and drinking juice.

There's supposed to be around about 5000 wasps in a large nest so I'm not sure where they are. Happy to have them really as they aren't a menace. I've only been stung once and that was my own fault for rummaging around near the nest trying to find some camping equipment.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

What the hell is a food festival?

A festival where the stalls are local food producers, selling food. How is that hard to understand?!

A shop then ?

No, Tom. Lots of little stalls set up around the town centre. All outdoors.

Your trolling is poor quality tonight. Maybe focus on the wasps, eh? Any mad ideas to increase the WQ (wasp quotient) in Essex?"

An outdoor shop then ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Wasps are good for gardens as they eat pests such as aphids, slugs and caterpillars.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Wasps are good for gardens as they eat pests such as aphids, slugs and caterpillars.

Very interesting Evie...

But so few here this year

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We really need that facepalm emoji, Fab Admin type people. Pleeeeeeaaaaase can we have one?! (facepalm) *facepalm*

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"We really need that facepalm emoji, Fab Admin type people. Pleeeeeeaaaaase can we have one?! (facepalm) *facepalm* "

And a mirror please

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"We really need that facepalm emoji, Fab Admin type people. Pleeeeeeaaaaase can we have one?! (facepalm) *facepalm* "

We have two wasp threads running now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We really need that facepalm emoji, Fab Admin type people. Pleeeeeeaaaaase can we have one?! (facepalm) *facepalm*

We have two wasp threads running now

I'm lactose intolerant so unfortunately I can't interact with the wasp/cheese thread. I'll come out with bellyache

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"We really need that facepalm emoji, Fab Admin type people. Pleeeeeeaaaaase can we have one?! (facepalm) *facepalm*

We have two wasp threads running now

I'm lactose intolerant so unfortunately I can't interact with the wasp/cheese thread. I'll come out with bellyache

I am thinking of going lactose intolerant next year...

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"We really need that facepalm emoji, Fab Admin type people. Pleeeeeeaaaaase can we have one?! (facepalm) *facepalm*

We have two wasp threads running now

I'm lactose intolerant so unfortunately I can't interact with the wasp/cheese thread. I'll come out with bellyache

That doesn't count as a get out of jail card

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"We really need that facepalm emoji, Fab Admin type people. Pleeeeeeaaaaase can we have one?! (facepalm) *facepalm*

We have two wasp threads running now

I'm lactose intolerant so unfortunately I can't interact with the wasp/cheese thread. I'll come out with bellyache

That doesn't count as a get out of jail card

Trust me... Some people have a large pack..

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"We really need that facepalm emoji, Fab Admin type people. Pleeeeeeaaaaase can we have one?! (facepalm) *facepalm*

We have two wasp threads running now

I'm lactose intolerant so unfortunately I can't interact with the wasp/cheese thread. I'll come out with bellyache

That doesn't count as a get out of jail card

Trust me... Some people have a large pack.. "

They are truly blessed then

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

What the hell is a food festival?

A festival where the stalls are local food producers, selling food. How is that hard to understand?! "

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"The man in front of me at the local food festival found a wasp. He tripped over me/my wheelchair in his haste to escape

What the hell is a food festival?"

Like a beer festival, but less beer and more food.

Though oddly, the main thing I end up buying at ours 'is' beer.

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

"I thought this was going to be a rugby thread

Do wasps rugby team have a bee team?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

So it's a collection of stalls that you visit and pay over the odds and feel good about yourself for some reason...

Only one thing better than going to a food festival and that's bragging that you have been to one..

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"So it's a collection of stalls that you visit and pay over the odds and feel good about yourself for some reason...

Only one thing better than going to a food festival and that's bragging that you have been to one.. "

How rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was going to be a rugby thread

Do wasps rugby team have a bee team?"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I thought this was going to be a rugby thread

Do wasps rugby team have a bee team?"

No, but they've got a fabulous guy at fly-half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's a collection of stalls that you visit and pay over the odds and feel good about yourself for some reason...

Only one thing better than going to a food festival and that's bragging that you have been to one.. "

Seeing as you claim not to know what one is, I find it strange you've formed an opinion about them and the type of people that go there very quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We really need that facepalm emoji, Fab Admin type people. Pleeeeeeaaaaase can we have one?! (facepalm) *facepalm*

We have two wasp threads running now

I'm lactose intolerant so unfortunately I can't interact with the wasp/cheese thread. I'll come out with bellyache

I am thinking of going lactose intolerant next year..."

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Lots of them around my neighbours patio doors! Maybe there all here..

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"So it's a collection of stalls that you visit and pay over the odds and feel good about yourself for some reason...

Only one thing better than going to a food festival and that's bragging that you have been to one..

Seeing as you claim not to know what one is, I find it strange you've formed an opinion about them and the type of people that go there very quickly. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen a few !

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"So it's a collection of stalls that you visit and pay over the odds and feel good about yourself for some reason...

Only one thing better than going to a food festival and that's bragging that you have been to one..

Seeing as you claim not to know what one is, I find it strange you've formed an opinion about them and the type of people that go there very quickly. "

Yes. It was explained to me.. and some make an assumption about me ...but hey..

Broad shoulders and all that...

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"So it's a collection of stalls that you visit and pay over the odds and feel good about yourself for some reason...

Only one thing better than going to a food festival and that's bragging that you have been to one..

Seeing as you claim not to know what one is, I find it strange you've formed an opinion about them and the type of people that go there very quickly.

Yes. It was explained to me.. and some make an assumption about me ...but hey..

Broad shoulders and all that..."

That is no excuse for plain rudeness.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"So it's a collection of stalls that you visit and pay over the odds and feel good about yourself for some reason...

Only one thing better than going to a food festival and that's bragging that you have been to one..

Seeing as you claim not to know what one is, I find it strange you've formed an opinion about them and the type of people that go there very quickly.

Yes. It was explained to me.. and some make an assumption about me ...but hey..

Broad shoulders and all that...

That is no excuse for plain rudeness."

Totally agree.. an example being called a troll..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not seen one this year ..

What's occurred?"

Its because of Brexit, lack of HGV drivers and covid

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Not seen one this year ..

What's occurred?

Its because of Brexit, lack of HGV drivers and covid"

Of course. If in doubt, blame Brexit

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Blame the weather but seriously not seen one..

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Not seen one this year ..

What's occurred?"

I think they're all in my office from what i've seen

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Not seen one this year ..

What's occurred?"

I had a wasps nest in my bike shed at work, but they've moved out now. I don't know where they went, but they have definitely buzzed off

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I haven’t seen any. BUT I have seen lots of bees. It’s true what they say, “if you plant it they will come”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There were two in very close proximity to me at a meal out with a playmate of mine.

I actually mananged not to run off screaming like a complete girl and sit where I was thankfully.

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