FabSwingers.com forum: How to Fix a Muffin Top!!

By *kmale421 OP Man
over a year ago

wirral

Now the phrase "Muffin Top" may mean a lot to many people but to me it was something I'd never heard of till I read a small column in today's Daily Mirror.

Apparantly the "Muffin Top" is the bulge of fat visible above the top of tight, low fitting jeans.

Now Asda have taken a year to perfect a pair of jeans which use built in support to lift the bum and flatten the stomach and are selling them at £18 a pair. Selling at 100 pairs a minute, there must be a lot of "Muffin Tops" that I hadn't noticed....

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Now the phrase "Muffin Top" may mean a lot to many people but to me it was something I'd never heard of till I read a small column in today's Daily Mirror.

Apparantly the "Muffin Top" is the bulge of fat visible above the top of tight, low fitting jeans.

I had never heard of 'muffin top' until fairly recently either.

If I buy or try on low rise jeans or trousers then I admit I do have a bigger muffin top.

So I just tend to stick to buying higher waist jeans as it covers it up! Plus I find them more comfortable anyway....

Can't see how a pair of jeans can magically lift your bum and flatten your tummy. Surely it's more asbout finding a cut and style of jean that works for your shape.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Diet

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Is this a case of the emporers new clothes?

Any item of clothing that claims to magically makes bits of you dissapear can't be taken seriously

Its sad that they're flying off the shelves so quickly because that just means that women believe all the hype and are quick to chuck money away when all they need to do like _endaroos said is find a better cut of jeans that actually suit the shape you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a case of the emporers new clothes?

Any item of clothing that claims to magically makes bits of you dissapear can't be taken seriously

I agree and many brands/labels also have the same type of jeans already, ones that lift, tuck etc...all a lot of nonsense! And we don't need any more!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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Why didn't they just buy higher waisted jeans?

I have to say though, low slung jeans don't flatter everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simon Cowell's obviously got a muffin top!!

He's been wearing high wasted trousers for years!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Wow, your hair grew fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simon Cowell's obviously got a muffin top!!

He's been wearing high wasted trousers for years!!

I know and lower cut ones for him are clearly a "waste" of fabric in his opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why didn't they just buy higher waisted jeans?

I have to say though, low slung jeans don't flatter everyone."

Depends how low they're slung!

Can look very nice perched just above the ankles sometimes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Simon Cowell's obviously got a muffin top!!

He's been wearing high wasted trousers for years!!

Haha that pic is great

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Why didn't they just buy higher waisted jeans?

I have to say though, low slung jeans don't flatter everyone.

Depends how low they're slung!

Can look very nice perched just above the ankles sometimes!!

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

Down south a muffin top I though was the big boob in a smaller bra resulting in an overflow bulge at the top bit like a muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Down south a muffin top I though was the big boob in a smaller bra resulting in an overflow bulge at the top bit like a muffin

Nope, it means the overflow, as described above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to fix it?

Duct tape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the term 'Muffin Top' was used when referring to the thigh of a lady who's wearing her stockings or holdups a size too small, causing her shapely thigh to 'swell' out of the top like a muffin?

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Sw Scotland

"Why didn't they just buy higher waisted jeans?

In fear of looking like Simon Cowell?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

£18? Blimey! Min you, at the rate I'm currently going, I'd spend a fortune that way! 6" off the waist since March! Lol! (added bonus of 2" more of the old chap now usable! Lol!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just thought it was a swelly belly

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"I just thought it was a swelly belly

Haha

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Apparantly the "Muffin Top" is the bulge of fat visible above the top of tight, low fitting jeans.

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I would not know what you are talking about there

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