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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Apparently we can feed the pond ducks bread S long as it's part of a balanced diet..

I used to love feeding the ducks... Before lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducks have to eat a balanced diet.

Otherwise they’d sink.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Ducks have to eat a balanced diet.

Otherwise they’d sink."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yea a little bit is ok but too much fills em up so they dont eat good food as well bread on its own doesn’t have enough good for them

corn banana grapes lettuce all good

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"yea a little bit is ok but too much fills em up so they dont eat good food as well bread on its own doesn’t have enough good for them

corn banana grapes lettuce all good "

Well I never. I thought this man is never right, ducks don't eat banana's. Google says they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yea a little bit is ok but too much fills em up so they dont eat good food as well bread on its own doesn’t have enough good for them

corn banana grapes lettuce all good

Well I never. I thought this man is never right, ducks don't eat banana's. Google says they do "

haha only quality info from kev haha

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"yea a little bit is ok but too much fills em up so they dont eat good food as well bread on its own doesn’t have enough good for them

corn banana grapes lettuce all good

Well I never. I thought this man is never right, ducks don't eat banana's. Google says they do

haha only quality info from kev haha "

On this occasion.....yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tightrope walkers needs a balanced diet. Ducks can eat anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk. "

Pelicans ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk.

Pelicans ?"

Pelicans wade.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk. "

but can they drive???? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk. "

Seagulls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk.

Pelicans ?"

And quack and waddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk.

Seagulls?"

They don’t quack or waddle, missed those bits out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accountants need a balanced diet?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk. "

Ducks cannot swim.

They paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk. "

Some pretty left out feeling geese right about now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk.

Ducks cannot swim.

They paddle "

With oars?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I wouldn’t eat soggy bread but my plummage still ain’t what it used to be.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk.

Pelicans ?

And quack and waddle."

Pelicans walk on flat ground. And ducks waddle ?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk.

Ducks cannot swim.

They paddle

With oars?"

No with feet..

With oars would be rowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread is not good for any water bird as it has to be eaten immediately, if it sinks to the bottom of the pond /lake it then stagnates and produces grease which coagulates in the their feathers. So please be careful when feeding wild aquatic birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk.

Ducks cannot swim.

They paddle

With oars?

No with feet..

With oars would be rowing "

I swim with my feet do I paddle?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Bread is not good for any water bird as it has to be eaten immediately, if it sinks to the bottom of the pond /lake it then stagnates and produces grease which coagulates in the their feathers. So please be careful when feeding wild aquatic birds "

Trust me...

The ducks in my pond let nothing sink to the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk.

Ducks cannot swim.

They paddle "

swim

/sw?m/

verb

1.

propel the body through water by using the limbs,

They swim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like watching ducks dive snd watch the trail of little bubbles before they bob up again

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk.

Ducks cannot swim.

They paddle

swim

/sw?m/

verb

1.

propel the body through water by using the limbs,

They swim. "

I defer to my learned Jeans

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk.

Ducks cannot swim.

They paddle

swim

/sw?m/

verb

1.

propel the body through water by using the limbs,

They swim. "

On that basis I can swim and I thought I could only doggy paddle..

Thank you.. Jeans the liberator...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ducks have to eat a balanced diet.

Otherwise they’d sink."

HA!!

Watch out City Jeans, someone's coming for your one liner job

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I hear shotgun metal is not good for them. Restricts flying etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk. "

Swans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear shotgun metal is not good for them. Restricts flying etc. "

Pancakes, onions, cucumber and plumb sauce doesn’t do them any favours..............

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By *aughtyPuppyMan
over a year ago

SouthEast

Luckily a ducks arse is watertight to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the female duck has been heard to quack. Dentists are still trying to decide if make ducks aren't able to, or just can't get a quack in edgeways.

Also, don't feed hovis to the ducks.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"I hear shotgun metal is not good for them. Restricts flying etc.

Pancakes, onions, cucumber and plumb sauce doesn’t do them any favours.............. "

I was going to mention orange sauce also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a duck that was giving me the stares at the park. I hid in a bush to avoid its glare but when I checked on it, it was still peking.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Amazing to think ducks are the only animal that can swim, fly and walk.

Some pretty left out feeling geese right about now"

And swans

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