FabSwingers.com forum: Being single = getting creative

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After a lot of trial and error, I have decided that a hairbrush makes for the perfect DIY back scratcher

In case anyone was wondering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless it's my pube hairbrush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unless it's my pube hairbrush

Just helps to scratch it even more

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By *assConductorMan
over a year ago

the wild

Afro combs are also insanely good for this.

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I think a hairbrush can be a bit too gentle. A wooden spoon is sometimes better to hit the spot.

How do you moisturise your back, or more importantly, get sun tan lotion on it? I've tried soaking a flannel and whipping my back like a religious ritual but it's not a great solution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless it's my pube hairbrush

Just helps to scratch it even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Redneck way is to bend some metal and glue a razor blade to it.

Damn fine scratchin grandpa!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Unless it's my pube hairbrush

Just to clarify as this is Fab, that’s a joke right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless it's my pube hairbrush

Just to clarify as this is Fab, that’s a joke right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unless it's my pube hairbrush

Just to clarify as this is Fab, that’s a joke right?

Drama free, and also tangle free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think a hairbrush can be a bit too gentle. A wooden spoon is sometimes better to hit the spot.

How do you moisturise your back, or more importantly, get sun tan lotion on it? I've tried soaking a flannel and whipping my back like a religious ritual but it's not a great solution."

Not gonna lie I rarely moisturise my body (it's just kinda always soft lol) but I just go as far as my hands can reach I guess?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A knitting needle works for me.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I think a hairbrush can be a bit too gentle. A wooden spoon is sometimes better to hit the spot.

How do you moisturise your back, or more importantly, get sun tan lotion on it? I've tried soaking a flannel and whipping my back like a religious ritual but it's not a great solution."

Smear some on a door frame and rub your back up and down on it.

(I've been single a long time.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless it's my pube hairbrush

Just to clarify as this is Fab, that’s a joke right?

Drama free, and also tangle free

Cold as

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think a hairbrush can be a bit too gentle. A wooden spoon is sometimes better to hit the spot.

How do you moisturise your back, or more importantly, get sun tan lotion on it? I've tried soaking a flannel and whipping my back like a religious ritual but it's not a great solution.

Smear some on a door frame and rub your back up and down on it.

(I've been single a long time.)"

Like a bear scratching on a tree??

That's one way to keep your wood hydrated!

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