FabSwingers.com forum: Trimmed or shaved!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As you can see - my barnet's getting a little fuzzy and is causing serious problems with 'tickle inducement' when my head is placed between a nice pair of thighs!!

That - and regardless of how well kept my company's 'lady garden' is - I can't help but choke on long strands of hair!!

It may double up as an excellent 'fluffy crash helmet' when falling over d*unk, and also acts as a comfortable built in travel pillow during the many trans-Atlantic flights an international playboy such as myself makes - but I think the time has come to say goodbye to my fuzzy friend!

So what I'm asking is this - trimmed? Or shaved? Get your suggestions in now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get some hair clippers and do your head on the lowest setting

it will leave a feeling of hair being there, but isn't as naked as a 'bic' cut

not everyone suits a complete razor cut

and it feels weird

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I think you've got quite a good look going on there! Sexy and you know it

Keep it for a while, then shave

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Big hair is en vogue at the moment. The was a thread about it.

There are draw backs with big curly hair. One being that people seem to like to pull it really hard in the throes of passion. On the plus side it will keep your ears warm as the weather starts to cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dilemma here, love shaved heads but also like something to grip on to

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Dilemma here, love shaved heads but also like something to grip on to

Oh yes, I love something to grip onto in the throws of passion

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

That's what ears are for

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

I like both for different reasons. Trimmed will help give my mouth a static velcro attached position especially if I have not shaved, this making sure good posture and position on my Tongue to give maximum pleasure to the female recieving.

Shaved and if I am also shaved will give a slippery sloppy moist wet oral pleasure to the female and a mouth watering, facefull and tastefull pleasure to me. Eitherway there will be juicy fun to be had (lick my lips)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what ears are for"

no they're footrests

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

Either you have tiny feet - or you're meeting some serious 'dumbo eared' people!!! Lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

I have some attachable stirrups for my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

Either you have tiny feet - or you're meeting some serious 'dumbo eared' people!!! Lol

I like dumbo ears

they're like love handles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

I have some attachable stirrups for my ears

We'll have to try them out

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

I have some attachable stirrups for my ears

We'll have to try them out

Get a room you two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

I have some attachable stirrups for my ears

We'll have to try them out

Get a room you two!

Only if he pays

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

I have some attachable stirrups for my ears

We'll have to try them out

Get a room you two!

It's a sunny Friday... let them play you misery guts.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

I have some attachable stirrups for my ears

We'll have to try them out

Get a room you two!

Only if he pays

I'll pay if it shuts the pair of you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

I have some attachable stirrups for my ears

We'll have to try them out

Get a room you two!

Only if he pays

I'll pay if it shuts the pair of you up

I'm offended

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

I have some attachable stirrups for my ears

We'll have to try them out

Get a room you two!

Only if he pays

I'll pay if it shuts the pair of you up

I have only made one comment stop picking on me lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

I have some attachable stirrups for my ears

We'll have to try them out

Get a room you two!

Only if he pays

I'll pay if it shuts the pair of you up

I have only made one comment stop picking on me lol"

Interesting. I am sensing a lot of pent up displaced Thursday across the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

I have some attachable stirrups for my ears

We'll have to try them out

Get a room you two!

Only if he pays

I'll pay if it shuts the pair of you up

I have only made one comment stop picking on me lol"

Yeah leave him alone, pick on someone your own size!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

I have some attachable stirrups for my ears

We'll have to try them out

Get a room you two!

It's a sunny Friday... let them play you misery guts."

Thanks lickety x

*blows raspberry at pablo

I'm going before poor obi's thread goes off topic!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)

If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I love stubble on men

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"That's what ears are for

no they're footrests

I have some attachable stirrups for my ears

We'll have to try them out

Get a room you two!

Only if he pays

I'll pay if it shuts the pair of you up

I have only made one comment stop picking on me lol

Yeah leave him alone, pick on someone your own size!"

That will be the raspberry jam donut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)

If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below"

Ooh! Couldn't do that!

I have to keep the little fella well trimmed to make him look bigger!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)

If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below

Ooh! Couldn't do that!

I have to keep the little fella well trimmed to make him look bigger!!

Thought it was only me that did that

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)

If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below

Ooh! Couldn't do that!

I have to keep the little fella well trimmed to make him look bigger!!

Thought it was only me that did that

It doesn't make them FEEL any bigger. I know you want to present them in their best light but the proof of the pudding...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)

If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below

Ooh! Couldn't do that!

I have to keep the little fella well trimmed to make him look bigger!!

Thought it was only me that did that

It doesn't make them FEEL any bigger. I know you want to present them in their best light but the proof of the pudding..."

I have a solution for that as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should trim some off and stick it on "down" there

Now that would be a good photo!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think you should trim some off and stick it on "down" there

Now that would be a good photo!

DIY Merkin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you should trim some off and stick it on "down" there

Now that would be a good photo!

Afro, dreads or mohican?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)

If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below

Ooh! Couldn't do that!

I have to keep the little fella well trimmed to make him look bigger!!

Thought it was only me that did that

It doesn't make them FEEL any bigger. I know you want to present them in their best light but the proof of the pudding...

I have a solution for that as well

Doughnut is not a solution.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you should trim some off and stick it on "down" there

Now that would be a good photo!

Afro, dreads or mohican?

Ooh give them all a go, so we can see which one is best

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Obi - I think you cant have mismatched fuzz balls (excuse the pun. I have no idea on the variances of your balls)

If you are keeping the one on top then you also need to get some serious growth going down below

Ooh! Couldn't do that!

I have to keep the little fella well trimmed to make him look bigger!!

Thought it was only me that did that

It doesn't make them FEEL any bigger. I know you want to present them in their best light but the proof of the pudding...

I have a solution for that as well

Doughnut is not a solution."

nope a prosthetic hand slightly smaller than your own duct taped in position lol

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