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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww "

yukee doo

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww "

...and 8 inches round apparently!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And he has problems finding a g/friend

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"And he has problems finding a g/friend "
well i for one wouldnt go near it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And he has problems finding a g/friend well i for one wouldnt go near it "

Nor me, though ive sent him a request to join here, im sure there are some who can accomodate him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a willy down at the Asda and he is over 7ft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I saw this. He was the guy that was stopped at the airport because they thought he was concealing a weapon, which in effect he was really.

He said something like when erect it was the size from just above his wrist up to his elbow. I wish he could have got it out and demonstrated

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"And he has problems finding a g/friend "

thats not because of his massive wanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet the poor sod has never even had a blow job

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

That's one big remote control!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"And he has problems finding a g/friend

thats not because of his massive wanger "

is he a minger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet the poor sod has never even had a blow job "

Apparantly he was quite the tart when younger and shagged both sexes.....so he no virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Is he the American guy ive seen on TV before or has someone taken the record away from him?

How does he not fall over into a dead faint when he gets a hard on? all the blood rushing from his head to his cock must hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is he the American guy ive seen on TV before or has someone taken the record away from him?

How does he not fall over into a dead faint when he gets a hard on? all the blood rushing from his head to his cock must hurt"

Thats him.and he says he dont faint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet the poor sod has never even had a blow job

Apparantly he was quite the tart when younger and shagged both sexes.....so he no virgin "

Oh my!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

beware the watchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant be the biggest in the world i met a guy with 12 inches flaccid its was mahoosive ........nice tho !

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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago

Twickenham


"Yes I saw this. He was the guy that was stopped at the airport because they thought he was concealing a weapon, which in effect he was really.

He said something like when erect it was the size from just above his wrist up to his elbow. I wish he could have got it out and demonstrated "

Haha yes I remember reading that too! If anyone is interested his name is Jonah Falcon. Apparently he turned down offers to be a porn star. I guess you learn something new everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

All I can think of right now is the term betty swollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a bit like saying, he's the best runner in the world...having not met every runner and raced them...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I doubt that any man in the world that had a bigger one would be able to keep it to himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant be the biggest in the world i met a guy with 12 inches flaccid its was mahoosive ........nice tho !"

Nice? I'd have run away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I doubt that any man in the world that had a bigger one would be able to keep it to himself "

maybe he lives in a jungle ...so there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And he has problems finding a g/friend well i for one wouldnt go near it

Nor me, though ive sent him a request to join here, im sure there are some who can accomodate him "

...in their mouths ....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

He gets his donuts home delivered

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood


"cant be the biggest in the world i met a guy with 12 inches flaccid its was mahoosive ........nice tho !"

Is this like one of those fishing stories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He gets his donuts home delivered"
How many Argos pens is that?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

you sure its the biggest ???? seem to be alot of guys claim bigger on here pmsl

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"He gets his donuts home deliveredHow many Argos pens is that? "

That's your department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely the fat fuckers in leggings thread is a bigger knob than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant be the biggest in the world i met a guy with 12 inches flaccid its was mahoosive ........nice tho !

Is this like one of those fishing stories?"

no its the gods honest truth i didnt get the ruler out but i couldnt get it in my mouth it was that thick and definitely definitely longer than 9 inches .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feel sorry for the guy tbh

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

I thot the biggest willy was the killer whale they free'd a few times

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"He gets his donuts home delivered"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I messaged them and said I think I know someone bigger but thought they would work well together. Apparently it's not an official record as Guinness won't endorse it.

They did welcome anyone that could prove they were bigger to contact them.

8inches girth is just so nice though. Not something you get often.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww "

They haven't seen mine obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought Richard Madeley was the biggest prick ever to appear on This Morning.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Thought Richard Madeley was the biggest prick ever to appear on This Morning."

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I doubt that any man in the world that had a bigger one would be able to keep it to himself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can't be the biggest in the world as there's a man on here who claims his is 14 inches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww "

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse"

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"That's one big remote control!"

No thats more a Pringles tube -large size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's one big remote control!

No thats more a Pringles tube -large size "

It would dangle in the water while having a crap

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"That's one big remote control!

No thats more a Pringles tube -large size "

LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's one big remote control!

No thats more a Pringles tube -large size "

Once you pop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought my 12 inches was average?

Bitch lied again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy. "

Come see my cam or in person then, I don't need to 'claim'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy. "

Photo shop lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

In your dreams sonny lol. Show your veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In your dreams sonny lol. Show your veris "

My thoughts exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouchies.. thats way too big for me, id be scared lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In your dreams sonny lol. Show your veris "

Had veris, they left the site

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse"

Out of curiosity then. If you say you are bigger that the 'currently claimed' longest cock. How big is yours?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol "

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed "

Fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool"

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about the biggest willy's but i know there's some MASSIVE BELLENDS on ear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out "

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?"

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha glad I'm not the only person using the word photoshop :D

I think if it was true it could be showed off in the cam rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have seen some big knobs on here!!

Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what "

I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha glad I'm not the only person using the word photoshop :D

I think if it was true it could be showed off in the cam rooms"

Already do, if anyone bothered to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww "

I'd love a 13.5 inch cock but couldn't bear to cut it in half!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what

I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything."

Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the way you women dream!!!!!

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what

I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.

Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly "

Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love the way you women dream!!!!!

Lmao "

Women Only dreamer I can see is a man

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

One of the pics is taken in the states....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what

I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.

Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly

Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything. "

Oh well at least my pictures are actually me and not in any way photoshopped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what

I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.

Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly

Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything. "

P.S It is you're btw

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

when is the big willy cam show

I am prepared to miss Emmerdale for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when is the big willy cam show

I am prepared to miss Emmerdale for it"

I am only watching if measuring devices are involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what

I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.

Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly

Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.

P.S It is you're btw "

Your ignorance is really unbearable, can you actually read? 'I cam or come see me' 1) I don't have photoshop 2) I wouldnt know how to use it 3) I cam 4) Would I be so keen to meet in person if I wasnt 'real' 5) I had a veri but she left the site, shit happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what

I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.

Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly

Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.

Oh well at least my pictures are actually me and not in any way photoshopped "

Let's look at other evidence

1. The body hair in each pic is different not only in consistantcy, but colour too.

2. The nipples change shape, size and colour between pics.

3. The penis changes shape and size in each pic.

4. The tone of the torso changes.

Need I go on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what

I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.

Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly

Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.

P.S It is you're btw

Your ignorance is really unbearable, can you actually read? 'I cam or come see me' 1) I don't have photoshop 2) I wouldnt know how to use it 3) I cam 4) Would I be so keen to meet in person if I wasnt 'real' 5) I had a veri but she left the site, shit happens. "

Grammar my dear boy, the rest is mere sentiment -

You said: Your the only .....

It is you're or you are...come on Pinocchio get out of that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone veri's u and leaves the site, it still says verified genuine user

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what

I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.

Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly

Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.

P.S It is you're btw

Your ignorance is really unbearable, can you actually read? 'I cam or come see me' 1) I don't have photoshop 2) I wouldnt know how to use it 3) I cam 4) Would I be so keen to meet in person if I wasnt 'real' 5) I had a veri but she left the site, shit happens.

Grammar my dear boy, the rest is mere sentiment -

You said: Your the only .....

It is you're or you are...come on Pinocchio get out of that one "

Not only can you not read but you can't even understand the meaning of words; Your ignorance not you are ignorance, otherwise I would of wrote 'you are ignorant'. If youre going to try to be clever, get a grown up to proof read your comment next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was refering to where u put 'your the only person'

Nice try

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what

I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.

Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly

Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.

P.S It is you're btw

Your ignorance is really unbearable, can you actually read? 'I cam or come see me' 1) I don't have photoshop 2) I wouldnt know how to use it 3) I cam 4) Would I be so keen to meet in person if I wasnt 'real' 5) I had a veri but she left the site, shit happens.

Grammar my dear boy, the rest is mere sentiment -

You said: Your the only .....

It is you're or you are...come on Pinocchio get out of that one

Not only can you not read but you can't even understand the meaning of words; Your ignorance not you are ignorance, otherwise I would of wrote 'you are ignorant'. If youre going to try to be clever, get a grown up to proof read your comment next time. "

Bwahhhhaaaaa-ha!!

I measured mine at work today at 18.75 metres.... scale rules are so cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what

I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.

Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly

Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything. "

Not only can you not measure, you can't read your own writing

Your the only person making yourself...

I am not saying it again or pointing it out as I have little cocks to play with....

Callete, idiota!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She was refering to where u put 'your the only person'

Nice try "

Oh yes, I just came in my pants...hallelujah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww

Mine's bigger, the world 'record' is a farse

You need to get a clearer pic of yours up if you want to claim that. Your pics look very pixelated and grainy.

Photo shop lol

Indeed

Fool

Pleasant!

You have competition on the swinging advice thread, perhaps you'd be a dear and help your fellow mankind out

What?

There is a thread on the swinging support and advice forum, a guy suffering with the same problems as you

Oh and it is pardon, not what

I don't have a problem, pardon is not a question, it is a forgiveness and I was not fogiving you for anything.

Or forgiving, hey if you want to try and "pick" me up best not make yourself look silly

Your the only person making yourself look silly, forgiving is another context of forgiveness and as I stated previous, you were not been forgiven for anything.

Not only can you not measure, you can't read your own writing

Your the only person making yourself...

I am not saying it again or pointing it out as I have little cocks to play with....

Callete, idiota! "

Yes off you toddle in your world of ignorance with fingers in your ears'la la la la la la' youre not a fan of michael bay by any chance? That would explain alot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not one for the sausage fests but photoshop is a marvel x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not one for the sausage fests but photoshop is a marvel x"

speak for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this world of ignorance is called reality

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Carlseburg is only PROBABLY the best lager...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carlseburg is only PROBABLY the best lager..."

Hate the stuff personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carlseburg is only PROBABLY the best lager..."
have to agree its also nice with black currant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So have we worked out who (has) the biggest willy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So have we worked out who (has) the biggest willy? "

Me

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By *emijoMan
over a year ago

birmingham

ive seen bigger, and the man said it was a curse. women rfan a mile when they were shown it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So have we worked out who (has) the biggest willy? "

Not sure. The judges are still out but we definitely have a winner on the who's the biggest COCK x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"ive seen bigger, and the man said it was a curse. women rfan a mile when they were shown it "
Which direction did they run?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its that easy to give yourself a massive cock via photoshop, I'm off to grant myself a footlong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So have we worked out who (has) the biggest willy?

Not sure. The judges are still out but we definitely have a winner on the who's the biggest COCK x"

Give me a shout when the winner is announced please

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By *emijoMan
over a year ago

birmingham

lol away from him

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i want one of those miniature sky remotes

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I'm not one for the sausage fests but photoshop is a marvel x

speak for yourself"

He did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not one for the sausage fests but photoshop is a marvel x

speak for yourself

He did "

Did I? X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I just want to know how much he is claiming to have beaten the record by?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I'm not one for the sausage fests but photoshop is a marvel x

speak for yourself

He did

Did I? X"

No. Yes. I don't know any more....

What was the question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not one for the sausage fests but photoshop is a marvel x

speak for yourself

He did

Did I? X

No. Yes. I don't know any more....

What was the question? "

Something about how big an oldy worldy jar would have to be to catch a moon beam? You was going to crunch me some numbers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww "

What a prick

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I'm not one for the sausage fests but photoshop is a marvel x

speak for yourself

He did

Did I? X

No. Yes. I don't know any more....

What was the question?

Something about how big an oldy worldy jar would have to be to catch a moon beam? You was going to crunch me some numbers x"

That was it, minds not what is was eh youngun'?

So...if you want to show how big your willy is hold up a class III Phased Gravitation Containment Pod with Gauss buffers and ergonomic leather carry handles next to it and you'll impress all the ladies and a few cephalopods as well.

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By *ir LongLanceMan
over a year ago

hull

I've not seen anybody on here (fab) that is 12" or bigger judging by their pics! Think some guys need tore calibrate their ruler lol!!

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By *owlmMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"On this morning, this morning

was a guy with the biggest willy in the world.

9 inches flaccid and 13 and a half erect.

phewwwwww "

men with the biggest willys are usually giants. some of them have willys in excess of 20".

We are talkign about men with a benign tumour on the pituatory gland near their brains. basically these guys dont stop growing. their cocks dont stop growing neither. they can grow about 8 feet tall and their cocks grow faster too. probably about 26" long.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"I've not seen anybody on here (fab) that is 12" or bigger judging by their pics! Think some guys need tore calibrate their ruler lol!! "

They measure from the chocolate starfish to the centre of the head and then run it through an algorithm to get the best size. It comes out at 42 every time.Still not sure how they get a size from that, but perhaps that is why they think they are the answer to the meaning of life, the Universe and everything for women!

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By *owlmMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"I've not seen anybody on here (fab) that is 12" or bigger judging by their pics! Think some guys need tore calibrate their ruler lol!!

They measure from the chocolate starfish to the centre of the head and then run it through an algorithm to get the best size. It comes out at 42 every time.Still not sure how they get a size from that, but perhaps that is why they think they are the answer to the meaning of life, the Universe and everything for women! "

lol. your supposed to measure the insertable length. from the pubic bone to the tip lol. fat men may have smaller willys because the fat covers up the pubic bone and makes the willy smaller. i dont mind how big mens cocks are;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate William is 6ft5 in his socks, that any good for you?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

9" flacid and 13" erect hell 90% of the wankfest crew on here claim more dont burst there bubble n tell them they cant measure from asshole

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By *ir LongLanceMan
over a year ago

hull

Why measure from your arse hole!?! Surely your not mesuring your cock are you?? If i did that id have an 18" cock!!

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