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"If they can change the oil too then definitely a keeper, OP." This I can do too ![]() | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() *pulls up a chair and waits for the flak* | |||
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes ![]() I can’t do any of that, but I can cook, clean and do the washing, as well as take care of the kids and flirt with the window cleaner. What a misspent youth I had! | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() Huh? Hoover? What is this wizardry? ![]() | |||
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"If they can change the oil too then definitely a keeper, OP. This I can do too ![]() ![]() *scratches bollox* damn straight there treacle, now pop the kettle on ![]() | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() There’ll be another lady come round with the popcorn in a bit. She’s just finishing off the ironing first ![]() | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() Get out. …and anyone that laughed at this comment. If anyone could fetch me cloth to wipe up the tea I spilled just now in a totally unrelated spill incident then I’d be most grateful. | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() ![]() I read about them in book once ![]() | |||
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes ![]() Now you see all that is lost on me. Luckily I have a daughter in law who despairs them does it for me. I can cook though in a fashion ![]() | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You can read? Well bugger me.... you get more alluring daily ![]() | |||
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes ![]() Glorious. I’ll be there in ten….fancy tightening my nuts whilst I check your chassis and airbags? ![]() | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() You are behind the times...most Hoover's are bagless now xxx ![]() | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() When I say read it was more of a picture book ![]() | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok..... don't bugger me then ![]() | |||
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face! " If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself ![]() | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes ![]() ![]() Will there be cake???? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face! If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself ![]() I nearly wet myself reading that ![]() | |||
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooo. Cake? ![]() | |||
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face! If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself ![]() ![]() Typical man ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face! If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Exactly! | |||
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"If they can change the oil too then definitely a keeper, OP. This I can do too ![]() ![]() ![]() I read this in Dirty Den's voice | |||
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"If they can change the oil too then definitely a keeper, OP. This I can do too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If they can change the oil too then definitely a keeper, OP. This I can do too ![]() ![]() ![]() Are you calling me Ange ? ![]() | |||
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face! If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face! If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I bet he needed help to find his car keys ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If they can change the oil too then definitely a keeper, OP. This I can do too ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If the high heel fits..... | |||
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes ![]() Well aren’t you a keeper ![]() | |||
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face! If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And if he put his socks in the wash rather than just abandoning them we wouldn’t need to waste time playing spot where he left them ![]() | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() There's a good reason I have a bag less vacuum cleaner... ![]() | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() Hoovers don’t have bags these days .. get with the programme grandad ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Women are very much like motors cars, first of all you’ve got to crank the handle, get her primed up, check her fluid levels, then start her up and get her purring, give her a few revs, never and I repeat never take her out cold cause that could knacker her engine. Don’t forget to give her bodywork the once over and check her airbags are in good order. " #SwissTony | |||
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"I can jump start if you push. Or I have jump leads and know how to use them. (They go on the nipples right?) ![]() The cars not your own ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face! If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Tis the truth! ![]() | |||
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face! If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If you don’t mind, I go to the effort of putting my socks in the magic wicker basket at the top of the stairs. They then turn up clean in my sock drawer. I do this twice a year, whether they need it or not. And to answer the smart (tidy) arse about a warning light two feet in front , that’s assuming the male driving position, not the female one where they hunch over the steering wheel hanging on for dear life. Anyway, none taken and peace and love to all. | |||
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face! If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You are aware women often sit closer to the wheel so they can reach the pedals? Cars are ergonomically designed for men so they fit you better. | |||
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"Steady on fella. Women - a strange breed. They can spot a miss placed sock at fifty yards but never see an oil warning light just a foot or two in front of their face! If we’re two feet from the warning light, you’re the one driving so should have spotted it yourself ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And I should think so to! | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() Bag in the Hoover? What century are you living in? Gbat | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() Henry is still a bag ![]() | |||
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"Henry is still a bag " I know! And I can't for the life of me fathom why people still buy them!!! Gbat | |||
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"Henry is still a bag I know! And I can't for the life of me fathom why people still buy them!!! Gbat " It has been my most exciting purchase recently. I love Henry, so much suck. | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() Heavy but still the best out there. Every builder and craftsperson I know uses a Henry to clear up, most professional cleaners too. | |||
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"…Such a turn on when a lady knows her way around a dipstick. Any ladies that can maintain an engine get in our inbox please ![]() Did my coolent just the other day. I do all my car stuff, booking mot, tyres ect myself. Almost weekly I hook up the box or bike trailer and shift stuff on them. Mr did offer me help last week, as I was man handlerling the oversized heavy custom bike trailer. Then answered himself and said, "nah, I know you won't accept help". He has 4 of his own verichals so has enough to do keeping up with his. But then, I'm an old school 110 Landrover defender driver. | |||
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"The only oil women know is cooking oil ![]() ![]() *punches you in the nuts* Anyway Henriette and Sam I don't know how to change engine oil only cooking oil when I am making the chips for the men in my life but I can definitely arrange a gangbang with baby oil if it's a desire or yours. | |||
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"The only oil women know is cooking oil ![]() ![]() Ooohhhh and baby oil, I forgot to mention baby oil ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The only oil women know is cooking oil ![]() ![]() I knew it was a euphemism ![]() | |||
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"I check my own oil, water and coolant, top them up myself. I can also change a tyre and diagnose a problem from the sounds my Car makes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This is me…..of course there will be cake. ![]() | |||
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"How many women here have gone into a shop and asked for indicator fluid, bloody loads I expect ? " Universal indicator or phenolphthalein or what?! | |||
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"I think the limit for most ladies is changing the bag in the hoover ![]() ![]() I'll join you, got a big tub of popcorn ready ![]() | |||
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"The only oil women know is cooking oil ![]() ![]() You wanting your sausage cooked lol | |||
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"I can, can change a tyre if needed too, top up screen wash, change wipers etc " I once saw 4 guys trying to change a wiper lol I came up behind them and did it for them ![]() | |||
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"I can read a full data print out sheet and tell you exactly how your car should be set up to go fast in a straight line he he he ![]() Hot | |||
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"I can read a full data print out sheet and tell you exactly how your car should be set up to go fast in a straight line he he he ![]() Thanks x | |||
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"How many women here have gone into a shop and asked for indicator fluid, bloody loads I expect ? Universal indicator or phenolphthalein or what?! " Yes. | |||
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"I can read a full data print out sheet and tell you exactly how your car should be set up to go fast in a straight line he he he ![]() 1/4 mile? | |||
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