FabSwingers.com forum: Words that sound rude but aren't

By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

A different thread inspired this.

Flumpet, maybe not on it's own but when used in a sentence like 'grandpa loved his flumpet'

Spatchcock

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flaps

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By *isser36Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

Orifice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag (the dance)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throb!

Jo.Xx

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

The wankle engine

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Gusset

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By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

"Throb!

Jo.Xx "

I'll say

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Nob jockey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slit

Slot

Member

Ram

Finger

Boobie

Minge

Badger

Etc etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gusset ….. I don’t even like the word x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Gash .... filthy word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crevice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobble

Rubber

Toss

Erect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shuttlecock

Shoot

Helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish fingers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drip

Jo.Xx

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Gob smacked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plinth

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

Smeg

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By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

Aural

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This thread just makes me think of all the ways in which my brain turns random words into rudeness at random moments.

It makes me blush a lot.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Erection

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Probe

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By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

"This thread just makes me think of all the ways in which my brain turns random words into rudeness at random moments.

It makes me blush a lot."

A dirty mind is a good thing though

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Finger

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This thread just makes me think of all the ways in which my brain turns random words into rudeness at random moments.

It makes me blush a lot.

A dirty mind is a good thing though

This is like a cesspool devoid of all light and innocence

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By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

"This thread just makes me think of all the ways in which my brain turns random words into rudeness at random moments.

It makes me blush a lot.

A dirty mind is a good thing though

This is like a cesspool devoid of all light and innocence

And here I thought you were sweet and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This thread just makes me think of all the ways in which my brain turns random words into rudeness at random moments.

It makes me blush a lot.

A dirty mind is a good thing though

This is like a cesspool devoid of all light and innocence

And here I thought you were sweet and innocent

I am.

My mind is not.

I'm just a whole bunch of contradiction in here

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By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

"This thread just makes me think of all the ways in which my brain turns random words into rudeness at random moments.

It makes me blush a lot.

A dirty mind is a good thing though

This is like a cesspool devoid of all light and innocence

And here I thought you were sweet and innocent

I am.

My mind is not.

I'm just a whole bunch of contradiction in here

Ah that makes sense

Well I stand by my comment on a dirty mind being a good thing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This thread just makes me think of all the ways in which my brain turns random words into rudeness at random moments.

It makes me blush a lot.

A dirty mind is a good thing though

This is like a cesspool devoid of all light and innocence

And here I thought you were sweet and innocent

I am.

My mind is not.

I'm just a whole bunch of contradiction in here

Ah that makes sense

Well I stand by my comment on a dirty mind being a good thing "

No one ever told me I was meant to make sense.... I though I just had to get my boobs out and flirt?!

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By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

"This thread just makes me think of all the ways in which my brain turns random words into rudeness at random moments.

It makes me blush a lot.

A dirty mind is a good thing though

This is like a cesspool devoid of all light and innocence

And here I thought you were sweet and innocent

I am.

My mind is not.

I'm just a whole bunch of contradiction in here

Ah that makes sense

Well I stand by my comment on a dirty mind being a good thing

No one ever told me I was meant to make sense.... I though I just had to get my boobs out and flirt?!

That's a pretty accurate assessment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting to understand why I became an engineer, my world is awash with flanges etc.

One of the tool bars in my software that tool tabs for structural member, gusset, extruded cut and hole wizard.

In fact, I've decided the only job better than an engineer would be a hole wizard.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Floppy

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Well I spend my days dealing with nipples, cocks, flanges, male and female fittings etc etc. Non of which raise any mirth at all honest

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squelch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard Cream

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cockchafer - a flying beetle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charles Dickens

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Chocolate finger.

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Strumpet

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

Masticate is a good word that sounds rude but isn’t

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By *andsome Hand OP Man
over a year ago

roundabout

spelunking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muck

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