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"Sorry OP my horse is a really big grey one or I’d be happy to help and trot past costa on the way "I did say colour negotiable.... and white horses are actually grey anyway so....... Saddle up Sir Grey! | |||
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"Hang on, coffee? COFFEE? I have tea and tea only "... and biscuits | |||
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"Oooh, we wouldn't mind one of them too. Can we have a busty tavern wench instead though?
LvM"Um.... Matterhorn.... *I'm* a busty tavern wench.....  | |||
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"Sounds a bit of a mare. " Tis me all over | |||
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"Hang on, coffee? COFFEE? I have tea and tea only "It's ok. I have the coffee..... you just need to make it and bring it to my bed
And Waitrosr shortbread | |||
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"Sorry OP my horse is a really big grey one or I’d be happy to help and trot past costa on the way
I did say colour negotiable.... and white horses are actually grey anyway so.......
Saddle up Sir Grey!"“Saddles up and gallops swiftly along the road “ Sugar or nah ? | |||
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 Currently dying in bed with tonsils like golf balls and a head that feels like it's been slammed in the fridge door (think drop dead Fred)
Hot drinks and ice cream and hair strokes needed this way please | |||
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"Sorry OP my horse is a really big grey one or I’d be happy to help and trot past costa on the way
I did say colour negotiable.... and white horses are actually grey anyway so.......
Saddle up Sir Grey!
“Saddles up and gallops swiftly along the road “
Sugar or nah ? "Sweetener please | |||
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"I would help posh but I have a case of the 'I wanna but canna..' Currently dying in bed with tonsils like golf balls and a head that feels like it's been slammed in the fridge door (think drop dead Fred)
Hot drinks and ice cream and hair strokes needed this way please "Awwwww Cherry! Nooooo! I shall send hair strokes and get a knight to bring the ice cream n hot drinks and give you snuggles  | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar "Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings | |||
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"Sorry OP my horse is a really big grey one or I’d be happy to help and trot past costa on the way
I did say colour negotiable.... and white horses are actually grey anyway so.......
Saddle up Sir Grey!
“Saddles up and gallops swiftly along the road “
Sugar or nah ?
Sweetener please "Obviously sweet enough already x | |||
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Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings "I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today  | |||
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"I’m not a knight but I can straddle! So I’ll saddle up and come give you a boobie squish and chocolate if it helps "That helps ..... and bonus, I can totally use you being here to encourage the knights as well! | |||
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"Sorry OP my horse is a really big grey one or I’d be happy to help and trot past costa on the way
I did say colour negotiable.... and white horses are actually grey anyway so.......
Saddle up Sir Grey!
“Saddles up and gallops swiftly along the road “
Sugar or nah ?
Sweetener please
Obviously sweet enough already x"Um....... yes We should go with that. And innocent of course | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today "Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy  | |||
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"I’ll UN dress you if that helps, and then we can hide in your bed fort, just until some handsome knights arrive "Will you bring coffee when you come to the fort? | |||
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"Oooh, we wouldn't mind one of them too. Can we have a busty tavern wench instead though?
LvM
Um.... Matterhorn.... *I'm* a busty tavern wench..... "Sounds like you're not exactly feeling up to much today though Posh 
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy "Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso | |||
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"Oooh, we wouldn't mind one of them too. Can we have a busty tavern wench instead though?
LvM
Um.... Matterhorn.... *I'm* a busty tavern wench.....
Sounds like you're not exactly feeling up to much today though Posh
LvM"No.... but K and I could recline and you could do your thing.... | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso "Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I? | |||
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"I’ve just put the sausage in. I’ll grind the bean ready and bring it all together in a delicious hot treat. You just relax and anticipate" Ooh Sam.... you know just how I like it | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I? "No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related? | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related? "Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe "I may just own a cowboy type hat | |||
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"I’ll UN dress you if that helps, and then we can hide in your bed fort, just until some handsome knights arrive
Will you bring coffee when you come to the fort?
"As long as I don’t have to drink it, I’ll bring chocolate Viennese biscuits too? | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat"Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you | |||
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"I’ll UN dress you if that helps, and then we can hide in your bed fort, just until some handsome knights arrive
Will you bring coffee when you come to the fort?
As long as I don’t have to drink it, I’ll bring chocolate Viennese biscuits too? "Lordy woman.... yes, yes, yes | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you "It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you
It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out "Please note. I want your Stetson | |||
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"I've been left to clean the mess yous left in the hot tub "Oops. Sorry. Come here and I'll make it up to you | |||
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"I’m not a knight but I can straddle! So I’ll saddle up and come give you a boobie squish and chocolate if it helps
That helps ..... and bonus, I can totally use you being here to encourage the knights as well!"Happy to help…me, you and fallen under the covers! Sounds like a good way to spend the day | |||
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"I’m not a knight but I can straddle! So I’ll saddle up and come give you a boobie squish and chocolate if it helps
That helps ..... and bonus, I can totally use you being here to encourage the knights as well!
Happy to help…me, you and fallen under the covers! Sounds like a good way to spend the day "I absolutely couldn't agree more | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you
It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out
Please note. I want your Stetson "Noted, I'll leave my hat on | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you
It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out
Please note. I want your Stetson
Noted, I'll leave my hat on
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you
It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out
Please note. I want your Stetson
Noted, I'll leave my hat on
Yes please
*faints*"Well since you said please...... | |||
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"And bring me a coffee? Maybe also wash me and dress me? I have a severe case of the "I don't wanna's" today. So I'm looking for a knight in shining armour (armour optional) to ride up on his white horse (colour of horse negotiable) and save me. Anyone else who "don't wanna", feel free to jump on board but you don't get your knight til I have mine and my coffee. Cos I'm stroppy "Snap | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you
It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out
Please note. I want your Stetson
Noted, I'll leave my hat on
Yes please
*faints*
Well since you said please......"I'm very polite me | |||
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"And bring me a coffee? Maybe also wash me and dress me? I have a severe case of the "I don't wanna's" today. So I'm looking for a knight in shining armour (armour optional) to ride up on his white horse (colour of horse negotiable) and save me. Anyone else who "don't wanna", feel free to jump on board but you don't get your knight til I have mine and my coffee. Cos I'm stroppy
Snap"You require a knight? We must find you a knight! KNIGHTS!! We require you to rescue this maiden! | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you
It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out
Please note. I want your Stetson
Noted, I'll leave my hat on
Yes please
*faints*
Well since you said please......
I'm very polite me "That's the word around the forums anywho | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you
It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out
Please note. I want your Stetson
Noted, I'll leave my hat on
Yes please
*faints*
Well since you said please......
I'm very innocent me
That's the word around the forums anywho "See..... I knew you all knew it really | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you
It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out
Please note. I want your Stetson
Noted, I'll leave my hat on
Yes please
*faints*
Well since you said please......
I'm very innocent me
That's the word around the forums anywho
See..... I knew you all knew it really "We just don't want to tell you that we know that you know we know  | |||
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"Ooh I don't wanna either... I have managed to make coffee though. Just need someone to rub my poor achey legs though." I would but it seems you’ve blocked me xx | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you
It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out
Please note. I want your Stetson
Noted, I'll leave my hat on
Yes please
*faints*
Well since you said please......
I'm very innocent me
That's the word around the forums anywho
See..... I knew you all knew it really
We just don't want to tell you that we know that you know we know "I know *nods* You like to keep me guessing | |||
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"Ooh I don't wanna either... I have managed to make coffee though. Just need someone to rub my poor achey legs though." We can find you a knight too! | |||
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"If anyone wants to send a dancing girl my way with a bacon sandwich, I'd take it as a kindness. " Oooooh bacon.... | |||
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"I love to help however I'm currently nursing Dick whose just out of hospital with a slipped disc! " Oh jesus. I really feel his pain. Literally
Hope he recovers soon.... and make him do the exercises they've probably given him. They'll suck but really help | |||
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"I’ll dress you and do your makeup and hair….. . . . . . . . . This is gunna be hilarious "I'm scared.... but yes! I'm in!  | |||
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"I’ll dress you and do your makeup and hair….. . . . . . . . . This is gunna be hilarious
I'm scared.... but yes! I'm in! "You should be | |||
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"I’ll dress you and do your makeup and hair….. . . . . . . . . This is gunna be hilarious
I'm scared.... but yes! I'm in!
You should be "You know the gold hot pants won't fit me, right? | |||
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"I’ll dress you and do your makeup and hair….. . . . . . . . . This is gunna be hilarious
I'm scared.... but yes! I'm in!
You should be
You know the gold hot pants won't fit me, right? "They’re not supposed to fit haha xx | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you
It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out
Please note. I want your Stetson
Noted, I'll leave my hat on
Yes please
*faints*
Well since you said please......
I'm very innocent me
That's the word around the forums anywho
See..... I knew you all knew it really
We just don't want to tell you that we know that you know we know
I know *nods*
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"I’ll dress you and do your makeup and hair….. . . . . . . . . This is gunna be hilarious
I'm scared.... but yes! I'm in!
You should be
You know the gold hot pants won't fit me, right?
They’re not supposed to fit haha xx" I couldn't even get one leg in them! | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you
It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out
Please note. I want your Stetson
Noted, I'll leave my hat on
Yes please
*faints*
Well since you said please......
I'm very innocent me
That's the word around the forums anywho
See..... I knew you all knew it really
We just don't want to tell you that we know that you know we know
I know *nods*
You like to keep me guessing
One must maintain some air of mystery "Be still my fluttering vagina | |||
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"I’ll dress you and do your makeup and hair….. . . . . . . . . This is gunna be hilarious
I'm scared.... but yes! I'm in!
You should be
You know the gold hot pants won't fit me, right?
They’re not supposed to fit haha xx
I couldn't even get one leg in them!"Oops lol. Oh well. You can leave them on my bedroom floor xxx | |||
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"I’ll dress you and do your makeup and hair….. . . . . . . . . This is gunna be hilarious
I'm scared.... but yes! I'm in!
You should be
You know the gold hot pants won't fit me, right? "I doubt I’ll get them on either nowadays as my arse is waaaay bigger (belly too) than it was  | |||
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"I bet put the water wings on Shergar
Bloody right you had. Ooh. Or actual wings
I'm afraid Pegasus is not available today
Water wings it is.... come on then cowboy
Yeehaw, I'll bring my lasso
Ah..... yes..... I didn't mention my cowboy fetish did I?
No you didn't but I recall you mentioning elsewhere you have leather chaps. Are the two related?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
I may just own a cowboy type hat
Bejaysus man. Come here now. Please and thank you
It's been a while since a woman has asked me to get my Stetson out
Please note. I want your Stetson
Noted, I'll leave my hat on
Yes please
*faints*
Well since you said please......
I'm very innocent me
That's the word around the forums anywho
See..... I knew you all knew it really
We just don't want to tell you that we know that you know we know
I know *nods*
You like to keep me guessing
One must maintain some air of mystery
Be still my fluttering vagina "Not likely | |||
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"I'm having a day like what, haven't left my bed yet, but I'm getting thirsty!" *Like that | |||
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"I’m not a knight but I can straddle!" I….er….appear to have had an accident in my armour. | |||
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"I'm having a day like what, haven't left my bed yet, but I'm getting thirsty! *Like that" This is my issue! I'm seriously considering a bedroom coffee machine...... | |||
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"I’m not a knight but I can straddle! I….er….appear to have had an accident in my armour. "You silly sausage. Need clean up? | |||
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"I’m not a knight but I can straddle! I….er….appear to have had an accident in my armour.
You silly sausage. Need clean up? "That’ll have to wait till I’ve cleaned you up xxx | |||
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"I’m not a knight but I can straddle! I….er….appear to have had an accident in my armour.
You silly sausage. Need clean up?
That’ll have to wait till I’ve cleaned you up xxx"I can multitask | |||
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"I’m not a knight but I can straddle! I….er….appear to have had an accident in my armour.
You silly sausage. Need clean up?
That’ll have to wait till I’ve cleaned you up xxx
I can multitask "Now I’m definitely putting that to the test as I lay here with my tongue poised xxx | |||
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"Oooh, we wouldn't mind one of them too. Can we have a busty tavern wench instead though?
LvM"Busty I can do | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving? "Awww.... you're forgiven
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"Oooh, we wouldn't mind one of them too. Can we have a busty tavern wench instead though?
LvM
Busty I can do "Where you been woman? Jeez!  | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving?
Awww.... you're forgiven
And always need saving "Queue Bonnie Tyler I’m on route | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving?
Awww.... you're forgiven
And always need saving
Queue Bonnie Tyler I’m on route "Awesome earworm work there Tom! | |||
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"Can I have one too please? Feeling sorry for myself so going to need stroking and spooning?" KNIGHT REQUIRED HERE PEOPLE!! We can make this happen.... | |||
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Awww.... you're forgiven
And always need saving
Queue Bonnie Tyler I’m on route
Awesome earworm work there Tom!"Do dooo do dooo, do dooo do dooo, do do do doooo, ahhh ahhh | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving?
Awww.... you're forgiven
And always need saving
Queue Bonnie Tyler I’m on route
Awesome earworm work there Tom!
Do dooo do dooo, do dooo do dooo, do do do doooo, ahhh ahhh "At the top of my voice right now | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving?
Awww.... you're forgiven
And always need saving
Queue Bonnie Tyler I’m on route
Awesome earworm work there Tom!
Do dooo do dooo, do dooo do dooo, do do do doooo, ahhh ahhh
At the top of my voice right now "Is this on your set list? If not why not? | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving? "If you're saving women can you save one for me please | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving?
Awww.... you're forgiven
And always need saving
Queue Bonnie Tyler I’m on route
Awesome earworm work there Tom!
Do dooo do dooo, do dooo do dooo, do do do doooo, ahhh ahhh
At the top of my voice right now
Is this on your set list? If not why not? "It's on one of them | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving?
Awww.... you're forgiven
And always need saving
Queue Bonnie Tyler I’m on route
Awesome earworm work there Tom!
Do dooo do dooo, do dooo do dooo, do do do doooo, ahhh ahhh
At the top of my voice right now
Is this on your set list? If not why not?
It's on one of them "Awesome… where can we buy tickets to the Not so posh show! Xx | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving?
Awww.... you're forgiven
And always need saving
Queue Bonnie Tyler I’m on route
Awesome earworm work there Tom!
Do dooo do dooo, do dooo do dooo, do do do doooo, ahhh ahhh
At the top of my voice right now
Is this on your set list? If not why not?
It's on one of them
Awesome… where can we buy tickets to the Not so posh show! Xx"I will never share that information..... | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving?
Awww.... you're forgiven
And always need saving
Queue Bonnie Tyler I’m on route
Awesome earworm work there Tom!
Do dooo do dooo, do dooo do dooo, do do do doooo, ahhh ahhh
At the top of my voice right now
Is this on your set list? If not why not?
It's on one of them
Awesome… where can we buy tickets to the Not so posh show! Xx
I will never share that information..... "Spoil sport | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving?
Awww.... you're forgiven
And always need saving
Queue Bonnie Tyler I’m on route
Awesome earworm work there Tom!
Do dooo do dooo, do dooo do dooo, do do do doooo, ahhh ahhh
At the top of my voice right now
Is this on your set list? If not why not?
It's on one of them
Awesome… where can we buy tickets to the Not so posh show! Xx
I will never share that information.....
Spoil sport "I am. I really am x | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving?
Awww.... you're forgiven
And always need saving
Queue Bonnie Tyler I’m on route
Awesome earworm work there Tom!
Do dooo do dooo, do dooo do dooo, do do do doooo, ahhh ahhh
At the top of my voice right now
Is this on your set list? If not why not?
It's on one of them
Awesome… where can we buy tickets to the Not so posh show! Xx
I will never share that information.....
Spoil sport
I am. I really am x"Well... if we can't get tickets, can we not just book you | |||
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"Sorry I’m late Posh I’ve been battling dragons and climbing towers with my little princess. We win but I’m a little bruised. Do you girls still need saving?
Awww.... you're forgiven
And always need saving
Queue Bonnie Tyler I’m on route
Awesome earworm work there Tom!
Do dooo do dooo, do dooo do dooo, do do do doooo, ahhh ahhh "Top quality ear worm, always reminds me of short circuit 2 | |||
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