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"Lager in the left bitter in the right xx " That actually would make sense if I were a beer pump | |||
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"Can it paint like my left foot?" Don't think so. It can't hold a brush. | |||
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"Tits today!" They're so rude | |||
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"I hate when they are both UNEVEN! I love my nipples soft!! I used to hate hate soft but now I love how cute tbey look. But when one is soft and one is hard it makes me so mad. " I KNEW you'd get it LBC!! Why can't they just behave and both do the same thing?! And why does it hurt so much when they're cold ffs | |||
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"Did you fall over at any point today and land on one boob ?? " I actually have thus far not fallen over today..... | |||
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"Opposite way round for me today, I mean they're always pert because of the piercings but right now the right is playing silly beggars " Darn your pert and perky perfectly pretty nipples | |||
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"You are NOT going in the hot tub then " But why? | |||
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"Did you fall over at any point today and land on one boob ?? I actually have thus far not fallen over today....." Yay you xx | |||
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"Did you fall over at any point today and land on one boob ?? I actually have thus far not fallen over today..... Yay you xx" I know..... theres still time though! | |||
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"Opposite way round for me today, I mean they're always pert because of the piercings but right now the right is playing silly beggars Darn your pert and perky perfectly pretty nipples " Poorly neglected nipples ATM | |||
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"Did you fall over at any point today and land on one boob ?? I actually have thus far not fallen over today..... Yay you xx I know..... theres still time though!" Haha xx | |||
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"Opposite way round for me today, I mean they're always pert because of the piercings but right now the right is playing silly beggars Darn your pert and perky perfectly pretty nipples Poorly neglected nipples ATM " Your nipples are poorly?? Or is it more the neglect? | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop?" Sounds like you need someone to either warm up lefty or play with righty until it hardens up too. | |||
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"Opposite way round for me today, I mean they're always pert because of the piercings but right now the right is playing silly beggars Darn your pert and perky perfectly pretty nipples Poorly neglected nipples ATM " On my way. We can look after each other's | |||
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"It means someone’s having a pokey bum wank over your pics apparently " Again? I thought we agreed the last time was the last time Mystique | |||
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"It’s the nipple version of when it’s raining out the front windows of a house, but beautiful sunshine when you look out the back " So Devon nipples then? | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? Sounds like you need someone to either warm up lefty or play with righty until it hardens up too." Oooh good thinking. I wonder if I can find a volunteer? | |||
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"Did you fall over at any point today and land on one boob ?? I actually have thus far not fallen over today....." You haven't d*unk enough then. | |||
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"Did you fall over at any point today and land on one boob ?? I actually have thus far not fallen over today..... You haven't d*unk enough then. " I should get on that..... | |||
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"My beautiful launderette " | |||
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"Always my left one that pops out too! The right one is a little shy at times " It is just so damn weird!! | |||
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"My beautiful launderette " It's a film | |||
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"Get them both pierced, a bar preferably, and report back to me in a couple of weeks " I will. Soon as I have the cash I'll get right on it. May be more like a couple of months..... Sorry for the delay Ace | |||
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"Always my left one that pops out too! The right one is a little shy at times It is just so damn weird!! " Maybe if we run our left ones together the right ones will join in ? | |||
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"My beautiful launderette It's a film" About my left nipple? | |||
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"Always my left one that pops out too! The right one is a little shy at times It is just so damn weird!! Maybe if we run our left ones together the right ones will join in ? " *rub | |||
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"Always my left one that pops out too! The right one is a little shy at times It is just so damn weird!! Maybe if we run our left ones together the right ones will join in ? " Oooh. This could work. | |||
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"Always my left one that pops out too! The right one is a little shy at times It is just so damn weird!! Maybe if we run our left ones together the right ones will join in ? *rub" Or that | |||
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"Warm it " I've been trying for hours. It's a weird nipple night here. | |||
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"Always my left one that pops out too! The right one is a little shy at times It is just so damn weird!! Maybe if we run our left ones together the right ones will join in ? *rub Or that " Haha your getting me all flustered | |||
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"Warm it I've been trying for hours. It's a weird nipple night here." Ohhh nooo | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop?" So you can tell your left from your right? | |||
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"Get them both pierced, a bar preferably, and report back to me in a couple of weeks I will. Soon as I have the cash I'll get right on it. May be more like a couple of months..... Sorry for the delay Ace " No need to rush, the longer you wait, the better it comes xx | |||
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"Always my left one that pops out too! The right one is a little shy at times It is just so damn weird!! Maybe if we run our left ones together the right ones will join in ? *rub Or that Haha your getting me all flustered " Oops | |||
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"annoying when one is different to the other one, isn't it? I have one that points forwards, and one that points down guess we all have something that annoys us about ourselves." Mine both point down unless they're held up | |||
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"Glitch in the Matrix " Ooh. Do you think Keanu would come save me? | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? So you can tell your left from your right? " That's why I have L and R tattooed on my hands. | |||
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"Cos you're weird? " To be fair. You make a good point. | |||
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"Get them both pierced, a bar preferably, and report back to me in a couple of weeks I will. Soon as I have the cash I'll get right on it. May be more like a couple of months..... Sorry for the delay Ace No need to rush, the longer you wait, the better it comes xx " Promises promises | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop?" So would you like me to lick the left one so it's warm like the right one or apply an ice cube to the right one? | |||
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"Opposite way round for me today, I mean they're always pert because of the piercings but right now the right is playing silly beggars Darn your pert and perky perfectly pretty nipples Poorly neglected nipples ATM On my way. We can look after each other's " Hurry up cause noone else is looking after them | |||
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"Glitch in the Matrix Ooh. Do you think Keanu would come save me? " The only way to be sure is to start wearing BDSM gear and going to EDM clubs while wearing sunglasses. But fuck it, it's worth a shot | |||
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"Get them both pierced, a bar preferably, and report back to me in a couple of weeks I will. Soon as I have the cash I'll get right on it. May be more like a couple of months..... Sorry for the delay Ace No need to rush, the longer you wait, the better it comes xx Promises promises " Promises - The Cranberries xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUFPooqKllA | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? Sounds like you need someone to either warm up lefty or play with righty until it hardens up too. Oooh good thinking. I wonder if I can find a volunteer? " | |||
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"Opposite way round for me today, I mean they're always pert because of the piercings but right now the right is playing silly beggars Darn your pert and perky perfectly pretty nipples Poorly neglected nipples ATM On my way. We can look after each other's Hurry up cause noone else is looking after them " Hard to believe you're short of offers | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? So would you like me to lick the left one so it's warm like the right one or apply an ice cube to the right one? " I feel a full experiment would be best. Try both. | |||
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"Opposite way round for me today, I mean they're always pert because of the piercings but right now the right is playing silly beggars Darn your pert and perky perfectly pretty nipples Poorly neglected nipples ATM On my way. We can look after each other's Hurry up cause noone else is looking after them " I'll be there in 4-5 hours | |||
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"Glitch in the Matrix Ooh. Do you think Keanu would come save me? The only way to be sure is to start wearing BDSM gear and going to EDM clubs while wearing sunglasses. But fuck it, it's worth a shot" Right. Not sure where the nearest EDM club is here in sleepy North Devon. But I'm googling now.... | |||
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"Get them both pierced, a bar preferably, and report back to me in a couple of weeks I will. Soon as I have the cash I'll get right on it. May be more like a couple of months..... Sorry for the delay Ace No need to rush, the longer you wait, the better it comes xx Promises promises Promises - The Cranberries xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUFPooqKllA" Awww xx | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? Sounds like you need someone to either warm up lefty or play with righty until it hardens up too. Oooh good thinking. I wonder if I can find a volunteer? " Well hello there. You are too kind.... volunteering to take one for the team | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? So would you like me to lick the left one so it's warm like the right one or apply an ice cube to the right one? I feel a full experiment would be best. Try both." Sounds good! Do you have a friend whose nips we can use as a second test subject? | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? So would you like me to lick the left one so it's warm like the right one or apply an ice cube to the right one? I feel a full experiment would be best. Try both. Sounds good! Do you have a friend whose nips we can use as a second test subject? " One moment.... TINDERGIRL!! I NEED YOU!! | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? So would you like me to lick the left one so it's warm like the right one or apply an ice cube to the right one? I feel a full experiment would be best. Try both. Sounds good! Do you have a friend whose nips we can use as a second test subject? One moment.... TINDERGIRL!! I NEED YOU!! " You called | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? So would you like me to lick the left one so it's warm like the right one or apply an ice cube to the right one? I feel a full experiment would be best. Try both. Sounds good! Do you have a friend whose nips we can use as a second test subject? One moment.... TINDERGIRL!! I NEED YOU!! " Ooh goodie! Does that mean I get to be the filling in a NotSoPosh/Tindergirl sandwich? | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? So would you like me to lick the left one so it's warm like the right one or apply an ice cube to the right one? I feel a full experiment would be best. Try both. Sounds good! Do you have a friend whose nips we can use as a second test subject? One moment.... TINDERGIRL!! I NEED YOU!! You called " Be my friend and second test subject darling | |||
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"Your left tit may be haunted... think you need to get Derek Acorah round for a look at it " You can call me Derek it may take more than a look though... | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? Sounds like you need someone to either warm up lefty or play with righty until it hardens up too. Oooh good thinking. I wonder if I can find a volunteer? Well hello there. You are too kind.... volunteering to take one for the team " Can I take the other one? | |||
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"Pesky hormones I’d say, put a hot water hotel on it or perhaps some gentle booby massage in a hot bubbly bath " The hot water bottle hurt..... I may try the bath | |||
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"Your left tit may be haunted... think you need to get Derek Acorah round for a look at it " Is your new name Derek Acorah? | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? Sounds like you need someone to either warm up lefty or play with righty until it hardens up too. Oooh good thinking. I wonder if I can find a volunteer? Well hello there. You are too kind.... volunteering to take one for the team Can I take the other one?" Well I do have 2..... | |||
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"Oh to have a left nipple" You can have mine on a part time basis | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop?" The good news is that a have a hot right hand and a cool left hand, so could even you up | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? The good news is that a have a hot right hand and a cool left hand, so could even you up" Well why aren't you here doing so then? This feels a lot like just teasing | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? The good news is that a have a hot right hand and a cool left hand, so could even you up Well why aren't you here doing so then? This feels a lot like just teasing " Bit late now, but send your address over and I'll pop down first thing | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? The good news is that a have a hot right hand and a cool left hand, so could even you up Well why aren't you here doing so then? This feels a lot like just teasing Bit late now, but send your address over and I'll pop down first thing" not too early though. Unless you're bringing coffee | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? The good news is that a have a hot right hand and a cool left hand, so could even you up Well why aren't you here doing so then? This feels a lot like just teasing Bit late now, but send your address over and I'll pop down first thing not too early though. Unless you're bringing coffee " Something hot and stimulating? Think I can manage that... If you're lucky I might bring you a croissant for after ?? | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? The good news is that a have a hot right hand and a cool left hand, so could even you up Well why aren't you here doing so then? This feels a lot like just teasing Bit late now, but send your address over and I'll pop down first thing not too early though. Unless you're bringing coffee Something hot and stimulating? Think I can manage that... If you're lucky I might bring you a croissant for after ??" You're basically perfect aren't you | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop?" Have you checked its pulse looks like a classic sign of nipple homicide. | |||
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"Is really hard and cold. But the right one is fine. Why does this happen? And why can I not make it stop? The good news is that a have a hot right hand and a cool left hand, so could even you up Well why aren't you here doing so then? This feels a lot like just teasing Bit late now, but send your address over and I'll pop down first thing not too early though. Unless you're bringing coffee Something hot and stimulating? Think I can manage that... If you're lucky I might bring you a croissant for after ?? You're basically perfect aren't you " You'll just have to find out for yourself, won't you? In the meantime, I'll just butter you up with promises of temperate boobs and snacks | |||
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