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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you cuckold me if I was?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Would you cuckold me if I was?"

I don't holdcocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any time

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Any time "

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Any time "

Are you feeling better x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Anyone else?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you cuckold me if I was?

I don't holdcocks"

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marriage is overrated. Stay sane, stay single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort off

More like sister with benefits and shareing rights and when we can’t we just attend to each other xxxx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Would you cuckold me if I was?

I don't holdcocks

Sure "

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Marriage is overrated. Stay sane, stay single"

Ok xx

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

How many weeks annual leave and is there a pension scheme?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"How many weeks annual leave and is there a pension scheme?"

No and none

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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What's with the

Goggley eyes?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Yes please. But can we please have an open marriage?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yes please. But can we please have an open marriage? "

Yes

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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A husband I can divorce

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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No, you can marry Jim though, and I will be your Bridesmaid

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Me!

I look good in a tuxedo

And I can open stiff jars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me!

I look good in a tuxedo

And I can open stiff jars

I now pronounce you Minx and Wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t do Tuesdays

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I now pronounce you Minx and Wife

He's the Vicar of Dibley in disguise ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you treat me like a, toy not cuckhold but make me do the house work naked I'm not opposed to it

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Would you treat me like a, toy not cuckhold but make me do the house work naked I'm not opposed to it "
yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Your late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your late"

I was planning the wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your late

I was planning the wedding

Thats my job!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Your late

I was planning the wedding

Iv changed my mind xxx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Your late

I was planning the wedding

Thats my job!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your late

I was planning the wedding

Thats my job!"

Clearly she has moved on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your late

I was planning the wedding

Iv changed my mind xxx

Fine. Whatever.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Your late

I was planning the wedding

Iv changed my mind xxx

Fine. Whatever.

You give up so easily you

Rat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your late

I was planning the wedding

Iv changed my mind xxx

Fine. Whatever.

You give up so easily you

Rat"

proper lol'd there

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Your late

I was planning the wedding

Iv changed my mind xxx

Fine. Whatever.

You give up so easily you

Rat

proper lol'd there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you Hoover and cook?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can you Hoover and cook? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you Hoover and cook?

Yes"

And iron?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can you Hoover and cook?

Yes

And iron? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you Hoover and cook?

Yes

And iron?

Yes"

And won’t moan if I’m a ‘bit’ late home from the pub?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can you Hoover and cook?

Yes

And iron?

Yes

And won’t moan if I’m a ‘bit’ late home from the pub? "

I wont moan il be glad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you Hoover a cock?

Yes"

Put a ring on it x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can you Hoover a cock?

Yes

Put a ring on it x"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can you Hoover and cook?

Yes

And iron?

Yes

And won’t moan if I’m a ‘bit’ late home from the pub?

I wont moan il be glad

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can you Hoover and cook?

Yes

And iron?

Yes

And won’t moan if I’m a ‘bit’ late home from the pub?

I wont moan il be glad

"
xx

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your late

I was planning the wedding

I see, I ain’t planning to be the other woman…

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By *orkswatcherMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

ME!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid...

You can x

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

"I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid...

You can x"

Thank youuuu

hoping I'm not wearing a bo peep dress! X

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid...

You can x

Thank youuuu

hoping I'm not wearing a bo peep dress! X"

A glamorous dress x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Your late

I was planning the wedding

I see, I ain’t planning to be the other woman…

You can have him Wednesdays x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your late

I was planning the wedding

I see, I ain’t planning to be the other woman…

You can have him Wednesdays x"

Haha u can keep the rat… or rat with wings (pigeon, he knows what I mean)

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Got a lovely pink bridesmaid dress, not hinting at anything honest

(cough Chief Bridesmaid please

)

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Your late

I was planning the wedding

I see, I ain’t planning to be the other woman…

You can have him Wednesdays x

Haha u can keep the rat… or rat with wings (pigeon, he knows what I mean)

"
girrrrl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you Hoover and cook?

Yes

And iron?

Yes

And won’t moan if I’m a ‘bit’ late home from the pub?

I wont moan il be glad

I’ll consider it whilst I wait for a better offer

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Got a lovely pink bridesmaid dress, not hinting at anything honest

(cough Chief Bridesmaid please

)

Definitely xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can you Hoover and cook?

Yes

And iron?

Yes

And won’t moan if I’m a ‘bit’ late home from the pub?

I wont moan il be glad

I’ll consider it whilst I wait for a better offer

You won't get a better offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you Hoover and cook?

Yes

And iron?

Yes

And won’t moan if I’m a ‘bit’ late home from the pub?

I wont moan il be glad

I’ll consider it whilst I wait for a better offer

You won't get a better offer"

Can I be your flower girl? X

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can you Hoover and cook?

Yes

And iron?

Yes

And won’t moan if I’m a ‘bit’ late home from the pub?

I wont moan il be glad

I’ll consider it whilst I wait for a better offer

You won't get a better offer

Can I be your flower girl? X

Definitely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be arsed to read the whole thread, OP. Are you still up for grabs ? x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I can't be arsed to read the whole thread, OP. Are you still up for grabs ? x"

Been married 4 times divorced twice

Has a castle now I'm bankrupt

But on the up

Have a business

Catching huge rats xxx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I can't be arsed to read the whole thread, OP. Are you still up for grabs ? x

Been married 4 times divorced twice

Has a castle now I'm bankrupt

But on the up

Have a business

Catching huge rats xxx "

Had a castle with a swimming pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be arsed to read the whole thread, OP. Are you still up for grabs ? x

Been married 4 times divorced twice

Has a castle now I'm bankrupt

But on the up

Have a business

Catching huge rats xxx "

I imagine that's growth industry, especially on Fab

If we can have separate beds it's a deal. I get very windy after 2am

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I can't be arsed to read the whole thread, OP. Are you still up for grabs ? x

Been married 4 times divorced twice

Has a castle now I'm bankrupt

But on the up

Have a business

Catching huge rats xxx

I imagine that's growth industry, especially on Fab

If we can have separate beds it's a deal. I get very windy after 2am

Separate rooms then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you imagine the tumble w eed if I started this thread!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can you imagine the tumble w eed if I started this thread!

Start one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be arsed to read the whole thread, OP. Are you still up for grabs ? x

Been married 4 times divorced twice

Has a castle now I'm bankrupt

But on the up

Have a business

Catching huge rats xxx

I imagine that's growth industry, especially on Fab

If we can have separate beds it's a deal. I get very windy after 2am

Separate rooms then x"

So proud to be the 5th Mr Yasmeen

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I can't be arsed to read the whole thread, OP. Are you still up for grabs ? x

Been married 4 times divorced twice

Has a castle now I'm bankrupt

But on the up

Have a business

Catching huge rats xxx

I imagine that's growth industry, especially on Fab

If we can have separate beds it's a deal. I get very windy after 2am

Separate rooms then x

So proud to be the 5th Mr Yasmeen

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you imagine the tumble w eed if I started this thread!

Start one xx"

The humiliation would be too much!

Plus someone might do worse and take it seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you imagine the tumble w eed if I started this thread!

Pah, it would race to 175

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Can you imagine the tumble w eed if I started this thread!

Start one xx

The humiliation would be too much!

Plus someone might do worse and take it seriously!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh here he is, dick face. I’ll batter u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh here he is, dick face. I’ll batter u

This isn't what it looks like

someone took my phone whilst i was at triangle lessons. I swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh here he is, dick face. I’ll batter u

This isn't what it looks like

someone took my phone whilst i was at triangle lessons. I swear

What tune did u learn to play? Your own funeral March? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh here he is, dick face. I’ll batter u

This isn't what it looks like

someone took my phone whilst i was at triangle lessons. I swear

What tune did u learn to play? Your own funeral March? X

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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The husbands

1st Mr Mystique = Impotent produced potato water so was beheaded

2nd Sigma was caught cheating so was banished to a cave

3rd drama freee was sleeping with anyone and everyone caught the lurgie was made to drink rat poison the beheaded

4th Person unknown he stank so the marriage annulled no idea where he went the moon I think

5th leoblooms still see him on Easter holidays

6th Jimmy well I'm happy

7th yet to find him x

So who am I a direct descendant off xxx

The bridesmaids

Annabelle

Saffy

Lexi

Steph

Sparkle

Best man pisces dreams

Pageboy timota

Girl pals natalie and sophie

Lady in waiting with her legs open

Kylie

Xxx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Oh here he is, dick face. I’ll batter u

This isn't what it looks like

someone took my phone whilst i was at triangle lessons. I swear

Liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beheaded

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"The husbands

1st Mr Mystique = Impotent produced potato water so was beheaded

2nd Sigma was caught cheating so was banished to a cave

3rd drama freee was sleeping with anyone and everyone caught the lurgie was made to drink rat poison the beheaded

4th Person unknown he stank so the marriage annulled no idea where he went the moon I think

5th leoblooms still see him on Easter holidays

6th Jimmy well I'm happy

7th yet to find him x

So who am I a direct descendant off xxx

The bridesmaids

Annabelle

Saffy

Lexi

Steph

Sparkle

Best man pisces dreams

Pageboy timota

Girl pals natalie and sophie

Lady in waiting with her legs open

Kylie

Xxx"

Henry

V111

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Beheaded

Will you cheat again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beheaded

Will you cheat again?"

I was sleeping when it happened

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Beheaded

Will you cheat again?

I was sleeping when it happened

Then you are pardoned come to my chambers naked x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beheaded

Will you cheat again?"

The answer is YES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beheaded

Will you cheat again?

I was sleeping when it happened

Then you are pardoned come to my chambers naked x"

Let me just neck the rest of this rat poison

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Beheaded

Will you cheat again?

The answer is YES!"
he won't

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Beheaded

Will you cheat again?

I was sleeping when it happened

Then you are pardoned come to my chambers naked x

Let me just neck the rest of this rat poison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beheaded

Will you cheat again?

I was sleeping when it happened

Then you are pardoned come to my chambers naked x

Let me just neck the rest of this rat poison

Can I watch u ?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"The husbands

1st Mr Mystique = Impotent produced potato water so was beheaded

2nd Sigma was caught cheating so was banished to a cave

3rd drama freee was sleeping with anyone and everyone caught the lurgie was made to drink rat poison the beheaded

4th Person unknown he stank so the marriage annulled no idea where he went the moon I think

5th leoblooms still see him on Easter holidays

6th Jimmy well I'm happy

7th yet to find him x

So who am I a direct descendant off xxx

The bridesmaids

Annabelle

Saffy

Lexi

Steph

Sparkle

Best man pisces dreams

Pageboy timota

Girl pals natalie and sophie

Lady in waiting with her legs open

Kylie

Xxx

Henry

V111"

Timotana x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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I'm getting married in the morning

Ding song the bells will chime out loud

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I'm getting married in the morning

Ding song the bells will chime out loud

Ding dong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting married in the morning

Ding song the bells will chime out loud

Ding dong"

The wicked witch is dead?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I'm getting married in the morning

Ding song the bells will chime out loud

Ding dong

The wicked witch is dead?"

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I'm getting married in the morning

Ding song the bells will chime out loud

Ding dong

The wicked witch is dead?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yaay I got Easter ! My wife is such a good

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yaay I got Easter ! My wife is such a good

Xxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyway Yassy, you never organised a hen night, I could send Alice Winger along to get the party started xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Anyway Yassy, you never organised a hen night, I could send Alice Winger along to get the party started xx

You organise one xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Anyway Yassy, you never organised a hen night, I could send Alice Winger along to get the party started xx

You organise one xx"

Right, so we're off to Shrewsbury to pick Jim up first, then off to....

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Anyway Yassy, you never organised a hen night, I could send Alice Winger along to get the party started xx

You organise one xx

Right, so we're off to Shrewsbury to pick Jim up first, then off to....

India x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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S I g m a

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"S I g m a"

What’s up duck?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"S I g m a

What’s up duck?"

Where's my icecream

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"S I g m a

What’s up duck?

Where's my icecream

I ate it

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"S I g m a

What’s up duck?

Where's my icecream

I ate it"

Greedy x

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"S I g m a

What’s up duck?"

Ey up mi chuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

She'll just behead you after a week mate

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"S I g m a

What’s up duck?

Where's my icecream

I ate it

Greedy x"

It was very nice!!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"S I g m a

What’s up duck?

Where's my icecream

I ate it

Greedy x

It was very nice!!"

Flavour

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over a year ago

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"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

She'll just behead you after a week mate

So ratface

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over a year ago

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

She'll just behead you after a week mate

So ratface"

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx"

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"S I g m a

What’s up duck?

Where's my icecream

I ate it

Greedy x

It was very nice!!

Flavour "

Horse

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

She'll just behead you after a week mate

Just because your no longer with me

I'm his now

I'm going Ireland

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"S I g m a

What’s up duck?

Where's my icecream

I ate it

Greedy x

It was very nice!!

Flavour

Horse"

Donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"S I g m a

What’s up duck?

Where's my icecream

I ate it

Greedy x

It was very nice!!

Flavour

Horse

Donkey "

Kong

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"S I g m a

What’s up duck?

Where's my icecream

I ate it

Greedy x

It was very nice!!

Flavour

Horse

Donkey

Kong"

King

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x"

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

You ain't marrying me in that

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX "
so what will you wear x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I want.....

.....

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x"

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then"

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Depends ..how much money do you have..?..and do you like sea side walks..?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx"

Deal xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Depends ..how much money do you have..?..and do you like sea side walks..?

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

Deal xx"

We need to plan our honeymoon now that you're Mrs Gonzo XXX

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Fancy a wife?

We coukd have a poly relationship

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Fancy a wife?

We coukd have a poly relationship

Xxx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

Deal xx

We need to plan our honeymoon now that you're Mrs Gonzo XXX"

You can do that xxx

Mr Gonzo xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I want.....

.....

.."

She's very needy *

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I want.....

.....

She's very needy *"

I am Mrs. Gonzo now must be my nose

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

Deal xx

We need to plan our honeymoon now that you're Mrs Gonzo XXX

You can do that xxx

Mr Gonzo xx

Well I'm actually planning a hiking trip to Everest base camp next year. Perhaps we could do it together XOX

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

Deal xx

We need to plan our honeymoon now that you're Mrs Gonzo XXX

You can do that xxx

Mr Gonzo xx

Well I'm actually planning a hiking trip to Everest base camp next year. Perhaps we could do it together XOX "

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over a year ago

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

Deal xx

We need to plan our honeymoon now that you're Mrs Gonzo XXX

You can do that xxx

Mr Gonzo xx

Well I'm actually planning a hiking trip to Everest base camp next year. Perhaps we could do it together XOX

No"

God woman, you're hard to please. LOL XX

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"Depends ..how much money do you have..?..and do you like sea side walks..?

1p"

Well it's no good taking you for a cliff top walk then..

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

Deal xx

We need to plan our honeymoon now that you're Mrs Gonzo XXX

You can do that xxx

Mr Gonzo xx

Well I'm actually planning a hiking trip to Everest base camp next year. Perhaps we could do it together XOX

God woman, you're hard to please. LOL XX "

Itl be cold x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Depends ..how much money do you have..?..and do you like sea side walks..?

Well it's no good taking you for a cliff top walk then..

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Depends ..how much money do you have..?..and do you like sea side walks..?

Well it's no good taking you for a cliff top walk then..

How will you keep me warm

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

Deal xx

We need to plan our honeymoon now that you're Mrs Gonzo XXX

You can do that xxx

Mr Gonzo xx

Well I'm actually planning a hiking trip to Everest base camp next year. Perhaps we could do it together XOX

God woman, you're hard to please. LOL XX

Itl be cold x"

I'd warm you up in our tent

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

Deal xx

We need to plan our honeymoon now that you're Mrs Gonzo XXX

You can do that xxx

Mr Gonzo xx

Well I'm actually planning a hiking trip to Everest base camp next year. Perhaps we could do it together XOX

God woman, you're hard to please. LOL XX

Itl be cold x

I'd warm you up in our tent

Saucy

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can I bring my dolly

Drama freee???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring my dolly

Drama freee???

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I bring my dolly

Drama freee???

No"
.your my dolly

Why

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

Deal xx

We need to plan our honeymoon now that you're Mrs Gonzo XXX

You can do that xxx

Mr Gonzo xx

Well I'm actually planning a hiking trip to Everest base camp next year. Perhaps we could do it together XOX

God woman, you're hard to please. LOL XX

Itl be cold x

I'd warm you up in our tent

Saucy"

Maybe you'll get to see the abominable snow man lol xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

Deal xx

We need to plan our honeymoon now that you're Mrs Gonzo XXX

You can do that xxx

Mr Gonzo xx

Well I'm actually planning a hiking trip to Everest base camp next year. Perhaps we could do it together XOX

God woman, you're hard to please. LOL XX

Itl be cold x

I'd warm you up in our tent

Saucy

Maybe you'll get to see the abominable snow man lol xx"

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

Deal xx

We need to plan our honeymoon now that you're Mrs Gonzo XXX

You can do that xxx

Mr Gonzo xx

Well I'm actually planning a hiking trip to Everest base camp next year. Perhaps we could do it together XOX

God woman, you're hard to please. LOL XX

Itl be cold x

I'd warm you up in our tent

Saucy

Maybe you'll get to see the abominable snow man lol xx

Snow will be melting for 10 metres around our tent from the heat

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Would you be wearing white at our wedding?

Red xx

Nice, I'll only be wearing DM boots and a gold thong. Lol XOX

Sweety il be in traditional Asian sari red x

Darlin, we're made for each other XOX so what will you wear x

I'm sticking with the boots and thong. Will also wear a top hat to keep myself respectable

Sweety a want a divorce

That was quicker than my 1st marriage.

So dress well x then

Ok, I'll wear a tuxedo. But the thong stays. Remember marriage is all about compromises xx

Deal xx

We need to plan our honeymoon now that you're Mrs Gonzo XXX

You can do that xxx

Mr Gonzo xx

Well I'm actually planning a hiking trip to Everest base camp next year. Perhaps we could do it together XOX

God woman, you're hard to please. LOL XX

Itl be cold x

I'd warm you up in our tent

Saucy

Maybe you'll get to see the abominable snow man lol xx

Snow will be melting for 10 metres around our tent from the heat

XX "

Very romantic xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’ll have me xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If you’ll have me xx"

Next year x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x"

Why the long wait? xx

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x"

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

Looks like she’s been having it off with me on the quiet, sorry mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

Looks like she’s been having it off with me on the quiet, sorry mate"

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

Looks like she’s been having it off with me on the quiet, sorry mate"

Story of my life mate, they're all heart breakers. Tell her I'm also now keeping the cactus plant as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

Looks like she’s been having it off with me on the quiet, sorry mate

Story of my life mate, they're all heart breakers. Tell her I'm also now keeping the cactus plant as well lol"

Ooh good, she was threatening to use it on me sometime

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

Looks like she’s been having it off with me on the quiet, sorry mate

Story of my life mate, they're all heart breakers. Tell her I'm also now keeping the cactus plant as well lol

Ooh good, she was threatening to use it on me sometime

LOL

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

Looks like she’s been having it off with me on the quiet, sorry mate"
I have not

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

No its forever xx

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

Looks like she’s been having it off with me on the quiet, sorry mate I have not "

That's a relief, was beginning to get old divorce flash backs lol xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

Looks like she’s been having it off with me on the quiet, sorry mate I have not

That's a relief, was beginning to get old divorce flash backs lol xx"

No need to worry I'm a loyal wife its you and I xxx

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

Looks like she’s been having it off with me on the quiet, sorry mate I have not

That's a relief, was beginning to get old divorce flash backs lol xx

No need to worry I'm a loyal wife its you and I xxx

Will you be moving to NI, or should I move to Stoke on T? X

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

Looks like she’s been having it off with me on the quiet, sorry mate I have not

That's a relief, was beginning to get old divorce flash backs lol xx

No need to worry I'm a loyal wife its you and I xxx

Will you be moving to NI, or should I move to Stoke on T? X"

Huni we can live anywhere with my beauty and your handsome good looks and fit body how about you pick somewhere xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t do it. There’s a reason I divorced her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t do it. There’s a reason I divorced her

^^ this

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

"If you’ll have me xx

Next year x

So our marriage is only going to last a year? Right, I want a divorce. And I'm keeping the blender!!!

Looks like she’s been having it off with me on the quiet, sorry mate I have not

That's a relief, was beginning to get old divorce flash backs lol xx

No need to worry I'm a loyal wife its you and I xxx

Will you be moving to NI, or should I move to Stoke on T? X

Huni we can live anywhere with my beauty and your handsome good looks and fit body how about you pick somewhere xx"

We could buy a farm in France and grow croissants xx

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