FabSwingers.com forum: Your Last Words

By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just before you pop your clogs, what would you like to say?

From here to eternity....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told you so."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep thinking it's Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you had a good life

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Just to set the scene. I'm 99 years old in bed with a lover when another jealous lover approaches with a gun.

My last words will be "don't shoot"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

So many women ..so little time

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fancy a ....?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

You're not taking me alive copper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m thorn between

Bitch, you’re my soul mate

And

That’s hot (will Paris sue me in the after life??!)

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

The moneys hidden in the ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone turn the lights …off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The moneys hidden in the …."

Where big tats, whereeeeeee??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn’t me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The moneys hidden in the …."

"there's always money in the banana stand..."

(bonus points if you get the reference

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

About fucking time... laters dudes.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I am an angel so belong in heaven.

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

"The moneys hidden in the ….

"there's always money in the banana stand..."

(bonus points if you get the reference

) "

Haha rewatching it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see you later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have clubs in hell, right?

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Good night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone delete my browser history

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Let it happen bass player".

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

"Someone delete my browser history

The world can’t handle that level of filth

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

To quote Spike Milligan..."I told you I was ill"

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By *uiet LightMan
over a year ago

Hove

"I don't think the electricity is on..."

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll be back

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wales

Burn the dildos. BURN the…..dil….do’s____________________

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

Those curtains are horrible, one of us has to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ta Da! (While displaying jazz hands)

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Gaspacho Soup!

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By *heekyflickWoman
over a year ago

LINCOLN

I did it my way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Its wasn’t me”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long and thanks for all the fish

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Depends where I am I suppose .. maybe something like ‘Can we do it all again?’

The funniest thing I’ve heard though was in the hot tub at Hedo during a thunder and lightening storm (yeah stupid we know lol) was our American friend saying ‘If I die here today drag my sorry ass up the beach to Sandals’

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

I'd like to say... Now for chapter 2

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Hell ain't a bad place to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware the beast of aaaaaaaarrggh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

“I’ve got a story for you”. Said with a massive smile on my face. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold me closer It’s getting dark

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Fucks sake ! Let everyone out of the dunge..............................

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Be Right Back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! Before I go there’s something very important I need to tell y………

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

See you on the other side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uno reverse

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

That's my final thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, I'm fine with ladders...

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

OMG, this is delicious! I’ve had 3 aldy..? Id dere nutzzz in diss???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you on the dark side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fuck for that, peace and quiet at last

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay for 4 days

Always said I would sleep when I'm dead

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Pontypridd-ish

[Removed by poster at 29/08/21 15:00:03]

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

There is 50 million hidden under the.......

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Pontypridd-ish

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time,

like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this.... is to go even further beyond! *AAAAAAHHHHHHH*

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

At least the worms can eat me for breakfast

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 29/08/21 15:04:29]

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time,

like tears in the rain.

Time to die."

Bloody phone…

I’m impressed. You missed the umlaut off of Tannhäuser, but still impressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the great Homer Simpson would say "so long suckers"

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I thought my middle name was Methuselah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you I was ill…

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Pontypridd-ish

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time,

like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Bloody phone…

I’m impressed. You missed the umlaut off of Tannhäuser, but still impressed!

Why thank you, (point taken on the umlaut)

if only I could come up with lines this original on the spot the same way Rutger Hauer did.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"As the great Homer Simpson would say "so long suckers""

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time,

like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Bloody phone…

I’m impressed. You missed the umlaut off of Tannhäuser, but still impressed!

Why thank you, (point taken on the umlaut)

if only I could come up with lines this original on the spot the same way Rutger Hauer did.

Some posters on Fabs come pretty close!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow...what a ride!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cumming!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I love you all so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does this button do?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Fuck me, a bus !!

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Fuck me, a bus !!"
your worst nightmare me driving fares please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The moneys hidden in the ….

"there's always money in the banana stand..."

(bonus points if you get the reference

) "

Just don't set the damn thing on fire for the insurance haha

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"What does this button do?"

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You're gonna need a bigger coffin

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"You're gonna need a bigger coffin "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be back (to haunt you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told you i was Ill

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

It's not a crocodile, it's a log

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Is it bin day tomorrow?

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By *haron1701DTV/TS
over a year ago

Ormskirk

This is safe, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an accident that wasn’t your fault?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Not as much fun as a threesome.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I love you all and hope I did enough to make your lives happier.

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Smoke me a kipper...

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

That's not a real gun!"

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

I told you I was sick.

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Well shit...

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Avenge meeee......

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Hold my beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm about to regenerate ...

*** Light starts bursting out in all directions ***

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Hey ya'll, watch this

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Hey ya'll, watch this"

Bill juggles his balls

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

Fuck this shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just before you pop your clogs, what would you like to say?

From here to eternity...."

My race is run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to walk the dog

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By *ufia SnowbunnyTV/TS
over a year ago

Hastings

"Mind that bus"

"What bus?"

Splat

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Smoke me a kipper..."

“...I’ll be back for breakfast”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you in hell

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Good night , see you tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That doesn't look like a real gun to me.

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By *p4fun0121Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Time to start taking life seriously

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Gone , not forgotten.

Why oh Why . Did no one like me on Fab, Meet me ?

I will get my revenge

Born life death. You cannot avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look i left all the money in.....

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Oh what a wonderful tea party.

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By *haron1701DTV/TS
over a year ago

Ormskirk

"Smoke me a kipper...

“...I’ll be back for breakfast”

Whatta guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be bloody daft. That fucking thing's never gonna hit m...

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By *haron1701DTV/TS
over a year ago

Ormskirk

You really sure it's the red wire and not the blue one???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you said you swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way is this thing loaded. Watch. I'll prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just make up something clever and say I said it.

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

Oh come on just one more lick.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Smoke me a kipper...

“...I’ll be back for breakfast”

Whatta guy

Princess Bonjella, Ace Rimmer. There'll be time for explanations later—and, hopefully, some sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one and only has left the building

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Finally I get a lie in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was boring….

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"The one and only has left the building

Chesney?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

It feels sturdy enough...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

K reckons mine will be "boop"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

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