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You and your ex are alone in a room for an hour

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What will happen

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By *ewey613Man
over a year ago

ottawa

She gets pregnant. Twice.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"She gets pregnant. Twice. "
ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as I wouldn’t be in the same room as her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i woudnt go near any exes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving from the emergency exit asap because fuck that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's the mother of my children ex..within the first minute she would be calling me a fucking cunt, and telling me I'm gonna die alone and she always hated me...I would be sitting silently staring into space

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

We would chat. No aminosity.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"We would chat. No aminosity."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's the mother of my children ex..within the first minute she would be calling me a fucking cunt, and telling me I'm gonna die alone and she always hated me...I would be sitting silently staring into space"

Know that one well! They must be friends

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"We would chat. No aminosity."

Actually, he would chat. He always twittered more than me. Last time I spoke to him, he hadn't changed

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Quite often I am in the same room as my ex as my daughter lives with him. He also looks after my dogs sometimes when I go away. We don't hate each other we just grew apart. We talk mainly about work or family members.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bound gagged and used the way she always needed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely fuck all

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Absolutely fuck all"
straight to the point x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I haven't seen him for 40 years. We'd probably talk about what had happened during that time.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I haven't seen him for 40 years. We'd probably talk about what had happened during that time. "
No hard feeling anymore x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Passion

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'll probably be going over a price or something work related with him.

If I'm lucky he'll make the tea.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'll probably be going over a price or something work related with him.

If I'm lucky he'll make the tea."

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Not too sure we were amicable for the first 5 years then I broke from his controlling clutches

I would be content as wish him no ill will, he may struggle as he couldn’t make me uncomfortable but if he chatted I would too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure I can say on a public forum.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'm not sure I can say on a public forum.

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course you can it's public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AWKWARD!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure I can say on a public forum.

course you can it's public "

Well, let's just put it this way then - it would end with my being arrested.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'm not sure I can say on a public forum.

course you can it's public

Well, let's just put it this way then - it would end with my being arrested."

keep it under your hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen "
I’d be in a cell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 1 of us would leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What will happen I’d be in a cell "

So glad I am not the only one!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"What will happen I’d be in a cell

So glad I am not the only one! "

Let me know if you need an alibi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat, have a cuppa, take the piss out of each other. I couldn't ask for a better ex.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

We would probably fuck. Sex was fantastic between us we just grew apart was very much still friends till she moved far away

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Chat, have a cuppa, take the piss out of each other. I couldn't ask for a better ex."

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Keep him there till the police arrive can be charged with fraud then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either silence or polite small talk, while silently counting down the minutes until we can escape.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I'd probably be done for murder.

He was a manipulate violent alcoholic when I left him. He took all my confidence and self respect from me but I have it back now so God help him!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A great chat and i will regale him with my fab adventures.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Nothing "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just stand there and wait for the hour to finish it’s not that long and I’m not that desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably have a cuppa and a good long chat about life the universe and everything. Xx

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Considering I have no idea if they are even still alive, and care even less, I'd say it's a moot point.

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By *leanor1717Woman
over a year ago

Gillingham

Hug, he did give good hugs ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was the most recent ex then I would be told it was my fault we were stuck in the room while she was holding the f**king key.

The other one probably bang each others brains out. It's been 20 years but it was only when she wanted to go on holiday with one of the guys she was seeing on the side I said that was too far for an open relationship. Sex was always amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’d chit chat about everyone, how your what’s it etc then say take care x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him to majorly fuck off … and his Ex mrs too (or now Mrs …I think they are back together)

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

We'd have a cuppa and a laugh

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

colchester

We will be having baby’s in 9 months lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last ex is the mother of my child.

We get on brilliantly, no dramas.

In fact, I'm on good terms with most of my exes, just the one gawd damn horrible one, she'll not likely ever be in a room with me for an hour, she's no accountability in her and will fear I'll pull her up on her actions.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Probably stoney silence. It will be years before I can conceive of being in the same room as her though. Luke

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

We'd probably fuck

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

End up fucking

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Absolutely nothing would happen because he's dead

K

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By *ovelaughliveCouple
over a year ago

Oldham

Id give the hubby best blow job he's ever had and make the dickhead ex see exactly what he's missing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd end up fucking,

Told me after she now love's anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd use the hour to workout and relieve some of the stress caused by being in the same room as him.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Either I'm having her bosom as a pillow ..or she's having my balls for earrings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to sleep until I can carry on with my life

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

We’d be making a plan/schedule for the kids. We co-parent amicably (only the odd fall out now, rather than the daily hate when together)

Sorry for the dull reply!

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

I'll just play games on my phone don't care what he does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldn't be an issue for us to be in the same room as each other because we get along really well.

We have 2 kids together and would probably chat about both of them in great detail for the hour.

NBVN x

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I do have other ex’s I’d shag senseless tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s going to be quiet. And a long couple of hours……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex died last month! Don't think much would happen!

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Ignorance hahaha never going back there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last ex and I get on really well. So we’d probably end up fucking

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I would get done for murder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double throat chop followed by a round house kick of doom

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

A couple of snarky exchanges and then complete silence.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I haven't seen him for 40 years. We'd probably talk about what had happened during that time. No hard feeling anymore x"

I never had hard feelings towards him I just couldn't understand his behaviour, I still don't. Maybe I'd ask him why he felt it necessary to lie so much. He probably wouldn't answer truthfully though would he

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By *eepitonwaxMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

We would talk, which will lead to sex chat, and we’ll end up fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven't seen him for 40 years. We'd probably talk about what had happened during that time. No hard feeling anymore x

I never had hard feelings towards him I just couldn't understand his behaviour, I still don't. Maybe I'd ask him why he felt it necessary to lie so much. He probably wouldn't answer truthfully though would he "

I know what that's like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be the only quiet and non abusive meeting since 1987. Covid took her last November.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd make polite small talk while eyeing the door.

Or the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make small talk whilst I give appreciation for her parenting skills.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We’d talk about our son, daily life.

We are very amicable as I try to be with all of my exes. We grew apart and we have no feelings for each other but I respect her and she’s a great mum.

Plus she’s opening a restaurant near me and so I hope I’ll still get discount

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of them would chat. I’m still in touch with several, including my first love from school.

Only the parents of my two daughters I’d have issues with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She would probably try and finish the job she tired and make sure the knife kill me

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d give him a hug as I found out recently his wife passed away in December.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She would probably try and finish the job she tired and make sure the knife kill me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She would probably try and finish the job she tired and make sure the knife kill me

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Yep exactly that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d apologise (again) for having been a bit of a rubbish selfish partner and then reminisce for the next 59 1/2 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of us leaves in a body bag... its not me

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Assuming the door is locked I'd watch some Netflix on my phone, otherwise I'd leave.

LvM

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

Sex. Every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d give him a hug as I found out recently his wife passed away in December."

That's nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough angry sex for an hour.

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

We’d have a hug and either sit painting Warhammer minis or we’d sit watching funny YouTube videos.

My ex is my best friend. While us breaking up wasn’t mutual it was amicable and we still talk every day.

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

The next people in the room would be the forensic team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my ex husband get on OK now, we occasionally cross paths socially and we're fine with each other now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely fuck allstraight to the point x"

I am ok talking to him, having a laugh even but his wife doesn't like that cause she doesn't trust him with me, apparently... She can certainly trust me in that respect tho

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We would chat, it's amicable between us.

We're adults and managed to bring up our son jointly, despite not being together since he was very young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s my daughters dad and we get on well now. We didn’t for many years and he’s treated me like absolute shit for those years but it’s different now he’s grown up and realised how much of an ass he’s been.

We often talk and sometimes meet for a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks.

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