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By *lovebustyladies OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re thinking out loud again.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"You’re thinking out loud again. "

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol "

She sounds classy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah i know what you mean.

i knew this dirty bitch once, and i mean she was real dirty.

use to take beer caps off with her teeth, spit it across the room and rest the bottle on her gunt.

anywho one day i remember it like yesterday she was playing the banjo with the neck of ole henrietta the chicken when she broke a string!

well tarn it that tore it, she was hootin and a hollerin like some backwood prospector echoing all over them hills.

i thought, shit shes pretty mad and this is gonna get ugly. so i grabbed the frying pan quick.

she made it to the door. and didnt wipe her feet.

like i said. she was real dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only like clean woman op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't showered today.. filth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol "

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Has anyone checked the water in here?!? There’s something amiss…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone checked the water in here?!? There’s something amiss… "

thats what she said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone checked the water in here?!? There’s something amiss… "

The men’s is horny, when they is horny their cocks does the typing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone checked the water in here?!? There’s something amiss… "

The whole day has been like past mid night Saturday night

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

Hands free phone and removing the wristwatch as a precaution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus H Christ on a spacehopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone checked the water in here?!? There’s something amiss…

The men’s is horny, when they is horny their cocks does the typing. "

lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Did she tell you about her bowel movements

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"yeah i know what you mean.

i knew this dirty bitch once, and i mean she was real dirty.

use to take beer caps off with her teeth, spit it across the room and rest the bottle on her gunt.

anywho one day i remember it like yesterday she was playing the banjo with the neck of ole henrietta the chicken when she broke a string!

well tarn it that tore it, she was hootin and a hollerin like some backwood prospector echoing all over them hills.

i thought, shit shes pretty mad and this is gonna get ugly. so i grabbed the frying pan quick.

she made it to the door. and didnt wipe her feet.

like i said. she was real dirty."

Oh my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol "

They call that foreplay in Newcastle, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

Six?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

Hands free phone and removing the wristwatch as a precaution

Be daring, shove it all up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

Six?"

Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back?

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

So much wrong there, that I don't even know where to start.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I really miss lock-ins at pubs. At least it spread the weirdness over a couple of hours rather than turfing everyone out at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

Six?

Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back? "

Reminds me of my time at vet school

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By *ewey613Man
over a year ago

ottawa

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

Six?

Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back? "

Given she’s squatted on the bog, do you think she might be using either or both feet too? I’m talking real dirty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

Six?

Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back?

Reminds me of my time at vet school "

This one time, at band camp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

Six?

Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back?

Reminds me of my time at vet school "

Did you have a big rubber glove?

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

Six?

Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back?

Reminds me of my time at vet school

This one time, at band camp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

Six?

Six fingers and finger deep or 6 fingers and wrist deep? Did she approach from the front or from the back?

Given she’s squatted on the bog, do you think she might be using either or both feet too? I’m talking real dirty!"

Feet in her chuff as well as hands?? Blimey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, hope she didn't work in a bakers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’

I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Lady in the street but a freak I the bed..

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By *ewey613Man
over a year ago

ottawa

"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’

I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know"

Can you prove it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’

I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know"

That water could have been drank by Ethiopian kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’

I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know"

I’m hoping someone will know where that line is from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God, hope she didn't work in a bakers.

5 current buns in a bakers shop, sweet and sticky with a cherry on the top. Along came a lady who took them all away, stuck 'em up her chuff.... That dirty bitch

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’

I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know

That water could have been drank by Ethiopian kids!

I'll recycle it and send it over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God, hope she didn't work in a bakers.

She made the cream horns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’

I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know

I’m hoping someone will know where that line is from! "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tA7bIG0TrCY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

To the elbow, I heard…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’

I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know

That water could have been drank by Ethiopian kids!

I'll recycle it and send it over"

At least you have seen the error in your ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

To the elbow, I heard….."

Blimey boss, what if it got stuck

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’

I shower every day sometimes twice I'll have you know

I’m hoping someone will know where that line is from! "

Sounds like something Moss would say to Roy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

Mmmmm

Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol "

Mad times OP, mad times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God, hope she didn't work in a bakers.

She made the finger sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God, hope she didn't work in a bakers.

5 current buns in a bakers shop, sweet and sticky with a cherry on the top. Along came a lady who took them all away, stuck 'em up her chuff.... That dirty bitch

Her yum yums are extra sticky but stay away from the crusty bloomers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't showered today.. filth."

I do an amazing impression of a loofah…

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By *errero RochelleWoman
over a year ago

Chocoville

You've got great memories from 20 years ago, OP.

Time to make new ones I reckon.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Jesus H Christ on a spacehopper "

Now that I’d like to see….

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol "

Why is it dirty? More like fabulous women....

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over a year ago

"God, hope she didn't work in a bakers.

5 current buns in a bakers shop, sweet and sticky with a cherry on the top. Along came a lady who took them all away, stuck 'em up her chuff.... That dirty bitch "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol "

Crazy times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus H Christ on a spacehopper

Now that I’d like to see…."

Wearing a wpc uniform with a traffic cone on his head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus H Christ on a spacehopper

Now that I’d like to see…."

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Not naming no names. But. Women. Are. Dirty.’

I got to say OPs thread have an air of David Brent about them lol

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By *iboy1968Man
over a year ago

cramlington

"Who loves a dirty woman who just loves talking about sex n loves tell you she’s got her hands in pussy n about to cum

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Dirtiest women I come A cross was a lady in new castle back in 2001 she used to phone me from the toilets at her having a good ole play it was mad times lol

Was it both her whole hands in her chuff or just one hand? All the way in up to the wrist? Or are we talking fingers? How many fingers???

To the elbow, I heard…..

Blimey boss, what if it got stuck

Both hands and clapping the national anthem

So much more classy

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