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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are all catapulted in the beautiful Fab Lotus Resort in Hawaii, it’s beautiful, the sun is shining, we have the crystal sea water and amazing beaches surrounding the resort. 3 different pools and so many rooms to discover! Including a SPA, a free bar etc etc

So, what would you be doing right now, what room are you taking and tell us if you are bunking up with someone, and what type of person are you while on the resort.. (example, are you the type that usually loves to find new friends and chat with people or are you the drinker who keeps ordering on the free bar?)

Be as specific as you can and enjoy your fantastic stay!

I’ll start:

I’ve booked myself an ocean suite, with a nice balcony… I’m also bunking up with Drama free as he’s my fave buddy lately

I’d be the kind of girl sitting by the pool, with big black sunglasses and always wearing some provocative bikinis . Definitely trying to vet the guests out, especially ALL the hotties. (I mean I’ve got one hottie in my room already but don’t tell him that

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ALSO…

Who wants to be my “twin” girl? Like we’d always come in pair lol and be almost inseparable for the duration of the stay

(except for when we are banging some dudes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just lay by the pool wearing people watch through my sunglasses while ooogling fit men in tight budgie smugglers please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just lay by the pool wearing people watch through my sunglasses while ooogling fit men in tight budgie smugglers please

Bish we can lay by the pool together

and be sexy betches

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Wandering around checking out the facilities....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be in and out of the pool as I'm a water baby and if not sipping a over the top looking cocktail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be in and out of the pool as I'm a water baby and if not sipping a over the top looking cocktail "

What kind of cocktail? And are you on a prowler? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m drinking at the swim up bar chatting to the barman and anyone else around

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is anyone else bunking up in the same room with some of the forumites/guests?

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I will be the party organiser! Shots anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the bar by the pool with a bikini and sky high heels seeing what I can take back to my room with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will be the party organiser! Shots anyone?"

YASSSSS!! I’m coming I’m coming!!!

what shots are we having?? jaegerbombs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find me in or on the sea all day, drying out on the rocks in-between

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

What time is the BBQ......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pool and hot tub please ..big straw hat maybe on a lounger for a bit...and a sexy fabland lady to talk to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inside watching TV with the AC on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You find me in or on the sea all day, drying out on the rocks in-between"

U getting out the water Daniel Craig style, J?

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"I will be the party organiser! Shots anyone?

YASSSSS!! I’m coming I’m coming!!!

what shots are we having?? jaegerbombs?"

Apple sourz to start with

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd be on a canopied day bed in the shade people watching with an endless supply of cocktails

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inside watching TV with the AC on

Boooo!! Watcha watching on tv?

U better come out socialise tonight

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By *hillinsMan
over a year ago

Essex

I would be mainly sitting by the pool with my sunglasses on looking at the woman in the delightful bikinis, slipping on an ice cold beer and looking someone to rub sun cream on my back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You find me in or on the sea all day, drying out on the rocks in-between

U getting out the water Daniel Craig style, J?

Obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be the party organiser! Shots anyone?

YASSSSS!! I’m coming I’m coming!!!

what shots are we having?? jaegerbombs?"

No bombs for you tonight

nobody needs you in diva mode

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will be the party organiser! Shots anyone?

YASSSSS!! I’m coming I’m coming!!!

what shots are we having?? jaegerbombs?

Apple sourz to start with

PARTAAAAYYYY

Anyone organised any excursions? Maybe a boat trip round the islands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be booking a flight to somewhere colder!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will be the party organiser! Shots anyone?

YASSSSS!! I’m coming I’m coming!!!

what shots are we having?? jaegerbombs?

No bombs for you tonight

nobody needs you in diva mode

you don’t get to tell me what to do…

And if you don’t behave, no morning wake up blowies under the covers for you, sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just sit on a lounger, with a cocktail, people watching whilst drinking cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just sit on a lounger, with a cocktail, people watching whilst drinking cocktails

You're tee total tonight too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be the party organiser! Shots anyone?

YASSSSS!! I’m coming I’m coming!!!

what shots are we having?? jaegerbombs?

No bombs for you tonight

nobody needs you in diva mode

you don’t get to tell me what to do…

And if you don’t behave, no morning wake up blowies under the covers for you, sir

Fine. No pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to read my book ... But getting distracted by all the people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just go for a quick run and then I'm quite partial to a skinny dip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just sit on a lounger, with a cocktail, people watching whilst drinking cocktails

*orders porn star martini and sends over to you while waves hello*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My room is just off the pool at ground floor so from my private patio I have a view of you all lounging around the pool. My bifold doors are permanently open for visitors.

It's too early for drinks otherwise I'll never make it through the evening. A cold drink with regular lengths of the pool to show off to all you hot ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inside watching TV with the AC on

Boooo!! Watcha watching on tv?

U better come out socialise tonight

Shhhhh football's on

Fiiiiine I'll be out for an hour or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the darkest corner hiding from the sunlight. This skins too white for sunbathing hahhaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will be the party organiser! Shots anyone?

YASSSSS!! I’m coming I’m coming!!!

what shots are we having?? jaegerbombs?

No bombs for you tonight

nobody needs you in diva mode

you don’t get to tell me what to do…

And if you don’t behave, no morning wake up blowies under the covers for you, sir

Fine. No pizza.

DONTCHA DARE! Or Ill prohibit u even from fapping over/on my titties

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’d be laying by the pool with you and MissDreavus.

New tropical print bikini, sunglasses and enough coconut oil for everyone.

I’ve just ordered my third rumrunner so both of you need to catch up.

An ocean view suite with a king size bed please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do lazing by a pool stuff, so I will be off exploring and probably finding some lovely running routes.

The restless are welcome to join me.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there an ice cream bar? That's probably where I'll be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be in and out of the pool as I'm a water baby and if not sipping a over the top looking cocktail

What kind of cocktail? And are you on a prowler? X

I'd work my way through the cocktail menu during the duration of my stay.

As for being a prowler ...not sure , I am a people watcher though so would be casual observing my surroundings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inside watching TV with the AC on

Boooo!! Watcha watching on tv?

U better come out socialise tonight

Shhhhh football's on

Fiiiiine I'll be out for an hour or 2

I’ll come knock and drag ya out if u don’t come out later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there an ice cream bar? That's probably where I'll be. "

Errr DUHH! What flavour? I might come get one too so I can do some lick teasing back in the pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be laying by the pool with you and MissDreavus.

New tropical print bikini, sunglasses and enough coconut oil for everyone.

I’ve just ordered my third rumrunner so both of you need to catch up.

An ocean view suite with a king size bed please.

Yesss, we need to have some cheeky gossip about the guests over drinks

Have you heard/seen about that guy with the huge penis and the 6 packs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inside watching TV with the AC on

Boooo!! Watcha watching on tv?

U better come out socialise tonight

Shhhhh football's on

Fiiiiine I'll be out for an hour or 2

I’ll come knock and drag ya out if u don’t come out later

Very kind of you to at least knock

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I’d be laying by the pool with you and MissDreavus.

New tropical print bikini, sunglasses and enough coconut oil for everyone.

I’ve just ordered my third rumrunner so both of you need to catch up.

An ocean view suite with a king size bed please.

Yesss, we need to have some cheeky gossip about the guests over drinks

Have you heard/seen about that guy with the huge penis and the 6 packs??

Oh no I haven’t…Tell me everything …and I mean everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be laying by the pool with you and MissDreavus.

New tropical print bikini, sunglasses and enough coconut oil for everyone.

I’ve just ordered my third rumrunner so both of you need to catch up.

An ocean view suite with a king size bed please.

Yesss, we need to have some cheeky gossip about the guests over drinks

Have you heard/seen about that guy with the huge penis and the 6 packs??

Oh no I haven’t…Tell me everything …and I mean everything."

I think he works here as a PT , he’s 6’2” tattoos and looks like a stud…

Let’s bet who’s gonna bang him first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

GIRL, where’s YASMEEN .. where’s Nora????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inside watching TV with the AC on

Boooo!! Watcha watching on tv?

U better come out socialise tonight

Shhhhh football's on

Fiiiiine I'll be out for an hour or 2

I’ll come knock and drag ya out if u don’t come out later

Very kind of you to at least knock

I’ve got my whip at the ready cos I know u might need some …persuading/pushing

U ain’t laying in your pit all day/night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just sit on a lounger, with a cocktail, people watching whilst drinking cocktails

You're tee total tonight too

Never gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a 2 room suite, came on my own, but more than willing to give a couch to anyone who can’t find their way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a 2 room suite, came on my own, but more than willing to give a couch to anyone who can’t find their way home

Do you often cum on your own ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a 2 room suite, came on my own, but more than willing to give a couch to anyone who can’t find their way home

Do you often cum on your own ?

Not if I can help it. I try and save it for my guests…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got a 2 room suite, came on my own, but more than willing to give a couch to anyone who can’t find their way home

2room as in connecting rooms or like the ones who have a separate living room and separate bedroom ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a 2 room suite, came on my own, but more than willing to give a couch to anyone who can’t find their way home

2room as in connecting rooms or like the ones who have a separate living room and separate bedroom ?

Separate living room and bedroom. Seemed better at the time for entertaining. You can leave one of those tiny bikinis if you want to stay over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t mind sharing or bunking if there’s a spare place

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Id be sat by the pool in sunglasses oggling the tattoos muscle men , keep going for a swim to cook off . After too much sun I'd retire to the free bar and fill myself up on cocktails, then I'd get myself glammed up for tea , food more drinks then a session in the hot tub x

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I'll be hiding from the sun until nightfall, then going in search of a massive cocktail.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id be sat by the pool in sunglasses oggling the tattoos muscle men , keep going for a swim to cook off . After too much sun I'd retire to the free bar and fill myself up on cocktails, then I'd get myself glammed up for tea , food more drinks then a session in the hot tub x"

We like that

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The outdoor spa!

I'm laying on a massage table under a gazebo-white chiffon curtains blowing in the warm breeze.

Large, strong hands are firmly squeezing my aching muscles as the warm air blows over my body.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

This reminded me of a holiday in Gran Canaria.

A few of us went to an outdoor spa club by the beach and had cocktails and a massage.

It was heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A run along the beech please before I remember how hard it is to run on sand! To the spa followed by drinks and people watching on the sun lounger

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I will be in and out the pool to tone up this lockdown flab having cocktails in between each swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be mainly at the buffet eating food combinations never consumed anywhere else apart from on holiday.

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I have a ground floor poolside swim up suite.

I’ll spend the first morning holding auditions for a naked butlers - I’ll need at least two so they can take breaks.

Then I’ll spend the afternoon and the rest of my stay alternating between skinny dips, lying on a lounger being looked after by my new butlers and Sri king cocktails with some gorgeous new girlfriends.

I like a frozen margarita when it’s hot

Evenings I shall host swim up parties… canapés and champagne served to the guests by the butlers, who get to play later in the evening with any guest that wants to play.

Everyone is happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This reminded me of a holiday in Gran Canaria.

A few of us went to an outdoor spa club by the beach and had cocktails and a massage.

It was heaven."

I’m gonna join!!! I love a good spa and a nice massage !!! Sounds so exciting!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a ground floor poolside swim up suite.

I’ll spend the first morning holding auditions for a naked butlers - I’ll need at least two so they can take breaks.

I like a frozen margarita when it’s hot

Evenings I shall host swim up parties… canapés and champagne served to the guests by the butlers, who get to play later in the evening with any guest that wants to play.

Everyone is happy "

YAAAAS! Love this and how u went into a lot of details, oooh love some bubbles x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone died or jumped off the balcony last night? How are we doing this morning?

Just had a lovely fresh fruit and yoghurt breakfast sitting on Drama’s lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone died or jumped off the balcony last night? How are we doing this morning?

Just had a lovely fresh fruit and yoghurt breakfast sitting on Drama’s lap

clean your mess up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone died or jumped off the balcony last night? How are we doing this morning?

Just had a lovely fresh fruit and yoghurt breakfast sitting on Drama’s lap

clean your mess up!!!!"

I’m comfy as we are now

Plus that’s what cleaning ladies/maids in the resort are paid to do

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Lounging by the pool, shades on drink in hand, admiring the views

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lounging by the pool, shades on drink in hand, admiring the views

I'm lounging next to you..... within nudging distance.

Until you bugger off and leave me as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be in the steam room sobering up, can someone bring me coffee please x

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I have a ground floor poolside swim up suite.

I’ll spend the first morning holding auditions for a naked butlers - I’ll need at least two so they can take breaks.

I like a frozen margarita when it’s hot

Evenings I shall host swim up parties… canapés and champagne served to the guests by the butlers, who get to play later in the evening with any guest that wants to play.

Everyone is happy "

I look great in just a bowtie, just saying

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I’ll be in the steam room sobering up, can someone bring me coffee please x "

Hair of the dog, have a pint

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

More shots everybody??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in the steam room sobering up, can someone bring me coffee please x

Hair of the dog, have a pint

Of rum

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I’ll be in the steam room sobering up, can someone bring me coffee please x

Hair of the dog, have a pint

Of rum

If that's your poison.

Tom and I shall be propping up the bar folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve only just emerged from my room after a wild night of dancing in the resort nightclub..

I shall be spending the rest of day in v dark shades by the pool perving on all the hot men in the hope that one of them might offer me a massage to relieve the hangover..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only just emerged from my room after a wild night of dancing in the resort nightclub..

I shall be spending the rest of day in v dark shades by the pool perving on all the hot men in the hope that one of them might offer me a massage to relieve the hangover.."

Just relax and let me know when you’re ready

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

Hehe this all sounds awesome.

I’d be annoying the activity gal and plastering the walls of my suit with those bits of card that say “red came first in the archery competition”

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"GIRL, where’s YASMEEN .. where’s Nora????

Il have the best room

I thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd definitely be engaging in people watching at least for the first wee while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in the steam room sobering up, can someone bring me coffee please x

Hair of the dog, have a pint

Of rum

If that's your poison.

Tom and I shall be propping up the bar folks"

It most certainly is… get him to leave the bottle abd we can just pour our own

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I’ll be in the steam room sobering up, can someone bring me coffee please x

Hair of the dog, have a pint

Of rum

If that's your poison.

Tom and I shall be propping up the bar folks

It most certainly is… get him to leave the bottle abd we can just pour our own "

Now you're thinking

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I'm not too fussy about my room. All I ask is that it has a super king size bed and some full length mirrors along one wall because reason.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"GIRL, where’s YASMEEN .. where’s Nora????

Il have the best room

I thank you xx

Of course she does

can I come visit your plunge pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More shots everybody?? "

Bleurghh!!! My head is still pounding from last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve only just emerged from my room after a wild night of dancing in the resort nightclub..

I shall be spending the rest of day in v dark shades by the pool perving on all the hot men in the hope that one of them might offer me a massage to relieve the hangover.."

Have u banged any fitties? Go on tell us all! X

no secrets in this resort

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Just off the subject a bit Kylie did you see Jack In the paper going to a music festival looked a bit rough only saying xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just off the subject a bit Kylie did you see Jack In the paper going to a music festival looked a bit rough only saying xx

When did he have the time? Are these from today?

I need to keep my eye on my future husband…

Apparently Sasha (the current mrs) is out of the picture, or so rumour has it…

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Just off the subject a bit Kylie did you see Jack In the paper going to a music festival looked a bit rough only saying xx

When did he have the time? Are these from today?

I need to keep my eye on my future husband…

Sunday Mail was looking at the lense may of been looking for you

Apparently Sasha (the current mrs) is out of the picture, or so rumour has it…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a plunge pool then a nap

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Huge long walk then back to sit by the pool with cocktails, and maybe an afternoon nap. Bliss

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Huge long walk then back to sit by the pool with cocktails, and maybe an afternoon nap. Bliss "

snap but I’d add a nice restaurant meal at night with sea looking views

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Huge long walk then back to sit by the pool with cocktails, and maybe an afternoon nap. Bliss

snap but I’d add a nice restaurant meal at night with sea looking views "

Apparently I’ve been told they are doing some hawaiaan dances tonight at the outdoor restaurant

What will you be ordering? X

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Lounging by the pool, shades on drink in hand, admiring the views

I'm lounging next to you..... within nudging distance.

Until you bugger off and leave me as usual

I can't help it if I get distracted.... Needs to be a good distraction mind you to get me off this lounger

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

We at the entertainment centre playing party games we very competitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only just emerged from my room after a wild night of dancing in the resort nightclub..

I shall be spending the rest of day in v dark shades by the pool perving on all the hot men in the hope that one of them might offer me a massage to relieve the hangover..

Have u banged any fitties? Go on tell us all! X

no secrets in this resort

No banging just dancing… however I’d quite like a fittie to join me tonight.. my super king bed is far to big just for me on my lonesome..

In fact there’s room for more than 2….

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

We'll be organising the night boat trips to a secret beach by the black lagoon for midnight skinny dipping

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If there's,a,bar that serves cold layers and a dance floor to strut my stuff then I'm happy.

I trip out on a cruiser would be nice too. Nothing too big - about 80 foot will do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve only just emerged from my room after a wild night of dancing in the resort nightclub..

I shall be spending the rest of day in v dark shades by the pool perving on all the hot men in the hope that one of them might offer me a massage to relieve the hangover..

Have u banged any fitties? Go on tell us all! X

no secrets in this resort

No banging just dancing… however I’d quite like a fittie to join me tonight.. my super king bed is far to big just for me on my lonesome..

In fact there’s room for more than 2…."

We gonna go on a prowler together and cause mayhem? X

Boys beware!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there's,a,bar that serves cold layers and a dance floor to strut my stuff then I'm happy.

I trip out on a cruiser would be nice too. Nothing too big - about 80 foot will do.

Chunk, did u see all the nice ladies in blue bikinis? X

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Huge long walk then back to sit by the pool with cocktails, and maybe an afternoon nap. Bliss

snap but I’d add a nice restaurant meal at night with sea looking views

Apparently I’ve been told they are doing some hawaiaan dances tonight at the outdoor restaurant

What will you be ordering? X "

A slow and sexy rumba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve only just emerged from my room after a wild night of dancing in the resort nightclub..

I shall be spending the rest of day in v dark shades by the pool perving on all the hot men in the hope that one of them might offer me a massage to relieve the hangover..

Have u banged any fitties? Go on tell us all! X

no secrets in this resort

No banging just dancing… however I’d quite like a fittie to join me tonight.. my super king bed is far to big just for me on my lonesome..

In fact there’s room for more than 2….

We gonna go on a prowler together and cause mayhem? X

Boys beware!!! X

Oh most definitely…

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If there's,a,bar that serves cold layers and a dance floor to strut my stuff then I'm happy.

I trip out on a cruiser would be nice too. Nothing too big - about 80 foot will do.

Chunk, did u see all the nice ladies in blue bikinis? X

Yes and there's plenty of room for them on the boat.

We could do a tour of the islands.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lounging by the pool, shades on drink in hand, admiring the views

I'm lounging next to you..... within nudging distance.

Until you bugger off and leave me as usual

I can't help it if I get distracted.... Needs to be a good distraction mind you to get me off this lounger

I can think of one or two

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Lounging by the pool, shades on drink in hand, admiring the views

I'm lounging next to you..... within nudging distance.

Until you bugger off and leave me as usual

I can't help it if I get distracted.... Needs to be a good distraction mind you to get me off this lounger

I can think of one or two

You flying them in specially for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be wearing a vest and Union Jack shorts complaining about not being able to get a full English breakfast or something

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"GIRL, where’s YASMEEN .. where’s Nora????

Il have the best room

I thank you xx

Of course she does

can I come visit your plunge pool

It's a must

What one of them?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"GIRL, where’s YASMEEN .. where’s Nora????

Il have the best room

I thank you xx

Of course she does

can I come visit your plunge pool

It's a must

What one of them?"

What's ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

"
filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

filth "

Outrageous

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

filth

Outrageous"

It was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

filth

Outrageous

It was you "

I don't use toilets

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

filth

Outrageous

It was you

I don't use toilets

Still it was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

filth

Outrageous

It was you

I don't use toilets

Still it was you "

Brilliant

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

filth

Outrageous

It was you

I don't use toilets

Still it was you

Brilliant"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be wearing a vest and Union Jack shorts complaining about not being able to get a full English breakfast or something "

There’s always one!!

we are in HAWAII, not Blackpool !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

filth

Outrageous

It was you

I don't use toilets

Still it was you

Brilliant

No"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"GIRL, where’s YASMEEN .. where’s Nora????

Il have the best room

I thank you xx

Of course she does

can I come visit your plunge pool

It's a must

What one of them?"

It’s like a small private pool usually in the little garden and it’s usually in the expensive rooms on the grounds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

filth

Outrageous

It was you

I don't use toilets

Still it was you "

I’m sorry, he can be a bit too much sometimes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"GIRL, where’s YASMEEN .. where’s Nora????

Il have the best room

I thank you xx

Of course she does

can I come visit your plunge pool

It's a must

What one of them?

It’s like a small private pool usually in the little garden and it’s usually in the expensive rooms on the grounds

"
xxxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

filth

Outrageous

It was you

I don't use toilets

Still it was you

I’m sorry, he can be a bit too much sometimes

Girl I know

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lounging by the pool, shades on drink in hand, admiring the views

I'm lounging next to you..... within nudging distance.

Until you bugger off and leave me as usual

I can't help it if I get distracted.... Needs to be a good distraction mind you to get me off this lounger

I can think of one or two

You flying them in specially for me? "

Well. You and me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

filth

Outrageous

It was you

I don't use toilets

Still it was you

I’m sorry, he can be a bit too much sometimes

Girl I know"

I'll piss in your plunge pool

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Topless sunbathing with a drink in hand, looking for someone to help apply sun cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m feeling like I’m gonna order lobster tonight! Private Massage first at the SPA, then a quick Yoga restorative lesson and off to dinner!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Lounging by the pool, shades on drink in hand, admiring the views

I'm lounging next to you..... within nudging distance.

Until you bugger off and leave me as usual

I can't help it if I get distracted.... Needs to be a good distraction mind you to get me off this lounger

I can think of one or two

You flying them in specially for me?

Well. You and me

Excellent, I'll continue topping up my tan ready for their arrival

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someones not flushed the toilet by the pool, just saying

filth

Outrageous

It was you

I don't use toilets

Still it was you

I’m sorry, he can be a bit too much sometimes

Girl I know"

U can have him for £5

he’s doing my head in today … weeing and shitting everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm in the toilet hiding from Dog the bounty hunter. He's after me for skipping bail brah.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the toilet hiding from Dog the bounty hunter. He's after me for skipping bail brah. "

The same toilet where Drama dumped a big heavy dinner, half hour ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the toilet hiding from Dog the bounty hunter. He's after me for skipping bail brah.

The same toilet where Drama dumped a big heavy dinner, half hour ago?

You're cleaning it

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the toilet hiding from Dog the bounty hunter. He's after me for skipping bail brah.

The same toilet where Drama dumped a big heavy dinner, half hour ago?

You're cleaning it

FUCKK OFF, with my perfectly manicured white nails and hands that are meant to do no work??

No chance TC, jog on!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*"

I'm a good wingwoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

I'm a good wingwoman

Stop being pests in the hot tub you too

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

I'm a good wingwoman

Stop being pests in the hot tub you too

Just admiring the view that's all

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

I'm a good wingwoman

Stop being pests in the hot tub you too

Just admiring the view that's all

And what a view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two or 2 even

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want some drama (as in actual one not the dickhead)!! Can somebody create some over dinner? Anyone??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Two or 2 even

Appalling grammar.

You should be ashamed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two or 2 even

Appalling grammar.

You should be ashamed."

Well EXCUSEEEEE me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want some drama (as in actual one not the dickhead)!! Can somebody create some over dinner? Anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh I'd be doing handstands in the pool

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I want some drama (as in actual one not the dickhead)!! Can somebody create some over dinner? Anyone??

There's only one drama I want.... But I'm sure I can think of some dinner table antics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want some drama (as in actual one not the dickhead)!! Can somebody create some over dinner? Anyone??

There's only one drama I want.... But I'm sure I can think of some dinner table antics

What drama? We wanna know

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Two or 2 even

Appalling grammar.

You should be ashamed.

Well EXCUSEEEEE me

Smile sweetly and all is forgiven

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I want some drama (as in actual one not the dickhead)!! Can somebody create some over dinner? Anyone??

There's only one drama I want.... But I'm sure I can think of some dinner table antics

What drama? We wanna know

Footsie under the dinner table, try and keep a straight face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

I'm a good wingwoman

Stop being pests in the hot tub you too

Just admiring the view that's all

And what a view

Stop ogling and jump in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

I'm a good wingwoman

Stop being pests in the hot tub you too

Just admiring the view that's all

And what a view

Stop ogling and jump in

TG.... we are required in the hot tub

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

I'm a good wingwoman

Stop being pests in the hot tub you too

Just admiring the view that's all

And what a view

Stop ogling and jump in

TG.... we are required in the hot tub

One minute just stripping off, just don't get me too wet

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

I'm a good wingwoman

Stop being pests in the hot tub you too

Just admiring the view that's all

And what a view

Stop ogling and jump in

TG.... we are required in the hot tub

One minute just stripping off, just don't get me too wet

Um..... that's not what you usually say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

I'm a good wingwoman

Stop being pests in the hot tub you too

Just admiring the view that's all

And what a view

Stop ogling and jump in

TG.... we are required in the hot tub

One minute just stripping off, just don't get me too wet

Um..... that's not what you usually say

If your getting in your getting wet

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

I'm a good wingwoman

Stop being pests in the hot tub you too

Just admiring the view that's all

And what a view

Stop ogling and jump in

TG.... we are required in the hot tub

One minute just stripping off, just don't get me too wet

Um..... that's not what you usually say

If your getting in your getting wet

Funny.... that's usually my line

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

I'm a good wingwoman

Stop being pests in the hot tub you too

Just admiring the view that's all

And what a view

Stop ogling and jump in

TG.... we are required in the hot tub

One minute just stripping off, just don't get me too wet

Um..... that's not what you usually say

If your getting in your getting wet

Oh promise promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

I'm a good wingwoman

Stop being pests in the hot tub you too

Just admiring the view that's all

And what a view

Stop ogling and jump in

TG.... we are required in the hot tub

One minute just stripping off, just don't get me too wet

Um..... that's not what you usually say

If your getting in your getting wet

Funny.... that's usually my line

It's not a very big tub one of you might have to sit on my lap

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's about this time I get my Capriniha and jump in the hot tub.

FYI..I only hottub naked

I'm so glad TG and I have a good view of the hot tub

*Casually lowers book and shades and inspects*

I'm a good wingwoman

Stop being pests in the hot tub you too

Just admiring the view that's all

And what a view

Stop ogling and jump in

TG.... we are required in the hot tub

One minute just stripping off, just don't get me too wet

Um..... that's not what you usually say

If your getting in your getting wet

Funny.... that's usually my line

It's not a very big tub one of you might have to sit on my lap

We can take it in turns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right my hangovers gone… Ive this huge penthouse suite to myself. And an amazing spot to watch a sunset… and a free bar! Who’s joining me and what music are you requesting?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Right my hangovers gone… Ive this huge penthouse suite to myself. And an amazing spot to watch a sunset… and a free bar! Who’s joining me and what music are you requesting?"

Let me dry off and I'll join you! Get a spiced rum ready for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right my hangovers gone… Ive this huge penthouse suite to myself. And an amazing spot to watch a sunset… and a free bar! Who’s joining me and what music are you requesting?"

PARTAYYYY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right my hangovers gone… Ive this huge penthouse suite to myself. And an amazing spot to watch a sunset… and a free bar! Who’s joining me and what music are you requesting?"

I'll have a pornstar martini please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be at the pool bar getting steaming in the sunshine, wherever I close my eyes will be where I sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right my hangovers gone… Ive this huge penthouse suite to myself. And an amazing spot to watch a sunset… and a free bar! Who’s joining me and what music are you requesting?

I'll have a pornstar martini please

Definitely and then into the infinity pool to watch the sun go down

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I will be at the pool bar getting steaming in the sunshine, wherever I close my eyes will be where I sleep

Come rest your head on me

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’ll just be dancing around in my bikini!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be soaking up the sun, sleeping, telling bad jokes and getting a little d*unk as I quite fancy a night out at the bar. I'll wear my Shrek costume.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be soaking up the sun, sleeping, telling bad jokes and getting a little d*unk as I quite fancy a night out at the bar. I'll wear my Shrek costume. "

Could you just wear a grass skirt. Pweeeeeeeze.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’ll just be dancing around in my bikini! "

What about dancing around in my pants instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be soaking up the sun, sleeping, telling bad jokes and getting a little d*unk as I quite fancy a night out at the bar. I'll wear my Shrek costume.

Could you just wear a grass skirt. Pweeeeeeeze.

If it makes you happy then sure! But we can't forget the coconut boobies.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'll be soaking up the sun, sleeping, telling bad jokes and getting a little d*unk as I quite fancy a night out at the bar. I'll wear my Shrek costume.

Could you just wear a grass skirt. Pweeeeeeeze.

If it makes you happy then sure! But we can't forget the coconut boobies. "

I will, if you will.

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over a year ago

"I will be at the pool bar getting steaming in the sunshine, wherever I close my eyes will be where I sleep

Come rest your head on me

Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow

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