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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets get this bank holiday Friday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you... Let the carnage begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yaay, In

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last one then… xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol.. Who needs a match??

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Still in need a new victim

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By *ager4moreWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

Still in

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I've had no offers! Shocking!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Lol.. Who needs a match?? "

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and need a new one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 minutes left in mine, but might leave it up

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By *ewbie1232000Man
over a year ago

Gorleston

I'm in

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Mine is still going for another half hour

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Seriously if anyone knew my “knob head” levels my status wouldnt surprise you

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

I need a new match please mine disappeared

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'm in again! Mine expired just at the end of the last one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

3 minutes left so I'm in again please

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Apparently ours is the worst status update someone has seen

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mine is just expiring..... give me someone Midnight

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"Apparently ours is the worst status update someone has seen "

They clearly haven’t been on Fab long enough then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently ours is the worst status update someone has seen "

Blow another fart and delete them from your planner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in for this had me in stitches at some statuses

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic"

Name and shame the rule breakers!

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk


"Still in for this had me in stitches at some statuses "

Drop your filter

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Hi Fab folks, hi OP,this seems like fun,count me in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic

Name and shame the rule breakers!"

Noooo.. no naming +shaming, or you'll get a forum ban xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic

Name and shame the rule breakers!

Noooo.. no naming +shaming, or you'll get a forum ban xx"

Just kidding!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel


"Apparently ours is the worst status update someone has seen

They clearly haven’t been on Fab long enough then lol"

Too true

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic"

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel


"I don't think my last match understood the rules they just sent me a dick pic"

Oh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Filters people xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done "

You have been!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Seriously if anyone knew my “knob head” levels my status wouldnt surprise you "

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Mines finally up

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Mwhahaha I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done

You have been! "

You offering to be the 1st Mr Blooms? ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mwhahaha I’m in "

Oh bugger

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel


"Mines finally up"

You're going to get so many guys messaging you now

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Mwhahaha I’m in

Oh bugger "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are killing me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done "

Love it!

And shows the mindset of a lot of people here is definitely veering towards a lot of bum play!

It's a yes from me

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Japs eye is another name for hot woman right?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Japs eye is another name for hot woman right? "

Haha you wish

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk


"Japs eye is another name for hot woman right?

Haha you wish "

Maybe

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Just expired...new one pls!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Midnight I want to see your update on your profile for at least an hour

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Mine is up!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's up. I've really gotten off lightly tonight....

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"It's up. I've really gotten off lightly tonight...."

Should have been a van

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Mine's up, I've had a couple of 'interesting' messages.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've had no erect penises yet

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk


"I've had no erect penises yet "

I've Had no cream yet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've had no erect penises yet

I've Had no cream yet "

So unfair I know

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I've had no erect penises yet "

Liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had no erect penises yet "

Not surprised wearing those pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's up, which is pretty apt for the one I was given.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still up for new match

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

Hmmm.

1st time in on this.

Not sure how it works. But erm.

I am in.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Oh dear, now I have to live with this for an hour, well I guess that them's the rules and all's fair in love and war.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's up. I've really gotten off lightly tonight....

Should have been a van "

Shurrup you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's up, which is pretty apt for the one I was given. "

brilliant

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Thank fuck my hour is up

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"It's up. I've really gotten off lightly tonight....

Should have been a van

Shurrup you "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone is asking what is a dutch oven

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

I am in

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Nobody will want to swap with us. I have a standard one I've used before and it's evil. It has to be a swap with a woman though.

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield

I am in

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk


"Everyone is asking what is a dutch oven "

Warm and cozy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone is asking what is a dutch oven "

Sheltered lives

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield


"I am in"

I am in & am game

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Everyone is asking what is a dutch oven "

Something that you cook Dutch food in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank fuck my hour is up "

Back in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've had no erect penises yet

Liar "

Cheeky git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

Nikki x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've had no erect penises yet

Not surprised wearing those pants "

You're so lovely to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Midnight I want to see your update on your profile for at least an hour "

I'm going to break 600 messages

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

And second done.... Got some admin to do on my box that was a messy two hours

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Midnight I want to see your update on your profile for at least an hour

I'm going to break 600 messages "

Good. And I want to see a pic with the plumbs in yer bum as well

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield


"And second done.... Got some admin to do on my box that was a messy two hours "

So hot

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

I’m done…. Thank you OP for your glorious work that made me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m done…. Thank you OP for your glorious work that made me smile "

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

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By *inkyJamesMan
over a year ago

80020 Broomfield


"Lets get this bank holiday Friday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

But I'm not gay or bi

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you... Let the carnage begin "

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By *untobehadMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough...... "

I love yours haha

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I need a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough...... "

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I need a new one"

I'll give you one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a new one

I'll give you one "

Are you giving him one posh?? What about a status??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough...... "

You must be ready to get laid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2 "

It's 'cos they know it's totally true

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk


"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2

It's 'cos they know it's totally true "

The feather part sounds fun

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I need a new one

I'll give you one "

And what about a status?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So seems my inbox know what a dutch oven is

I really hope my DD doesn't log on

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I need a new one

I'll give you one

Are you giving him one posh?? What about a status?? "

I'll do both. I can multitask

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I need a new one

I'll give you one

And what about a status? "

Meet me in my box. I'll show you a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have another go x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So seems my inbox know what a dutch oven is

I really hope my DD doesn't log on "

This is the sort of thing you explain before the event honey....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So seems my inbox know what a dutch oven is

I really hope my DD doesn't log on

This is the sort of thing you explain before the event honey...."

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

One more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A status update has lured me here,. So... I'm in!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I need a new one

I'll give you one

And what about a status?

Meet me in my box. I'll show you a good time "

Oh I've no doubt

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I've sent mine to our partner couple and are waiting to hear back. Luke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've sent mine to our partner couple and are waiting to hear back. Luke "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2 "

I'm currently on 67

Didn't realise there was so many men after eating a creme egg out of my bum!!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you "

He seemed so nice

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2

I'm currently on 67

Didn't realise there was so many men after eating a creme egg out of my bum!!

"

There are some wrong'uns out there, I tell you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2

It's 'cos they know it's totally true "

I agree

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you "

Oh man. That's way better than where I was going

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

new status done ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New one up. More tea vicar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

He seemed so nice"

Ah sure I gave as good as I got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The end of this hour seriously can't come soon enough......

How many messafed have you had… I’ve only had 2

It's 'cos they know it's totally true "

It is but you would have thought someone might want to join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done! "

I'm leaving mine up Midnight... Just for you x

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Oh man. That's way better than where I was going "

I'll put your suggestion up after if I'm still awake

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done! "

Seriously though this has been bloody good fun .. Round of Applause Midnight

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie "

How'd you get the gravy so thick?

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you "

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie "

NEVER been so glad to be a vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done!

I'm leaving mine up Midnight... Just for you x "

Haha xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done! "

You're a star Midnight

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done! "

Would you like another after your hr

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

"

Funny story...... I have both items you require

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

NEVER been so glad to be a vegetarian "

But it was the carrot!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Oh man. That's way better than where I was going

I'll put your suggestion up after if I'm still awake "

I'll keep you up in that case

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

"

Agreed. Got any offers on your end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done!

Seriously though this has been bloody good fun .. Round of Applause Midnight "

Awww fanks... I'm gasping for a cuppa and desperate for a pee...

... My DD just logged on and i think i just lost pant privileges for a week

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area


"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie "

I've seen your cooking. Think I'll give it a miss..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie "

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Funny story...... I have both items you require "

Is anyone surprised?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

How'd you get the gravy so thick?"

Well it wasn't history

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done!

You're a star Midnight"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my days.. Thank goodness we are nearly done!

Would you like another after your hr "

Errrrr I'm good for a while thanks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Right my hours up so I can go to bed now haha .. Must play this again soon love it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Funny story...... I have both items you require

Is anyone surprised?"

Erm..... they're not mine obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, thanks OP. You brought a lot of smiles to Friday night. x

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Oh man. That's way better than where I was going

I'll put your suggestion up after if I'm still awake

I'll keep you up in that case "

Which in turn will keep me awake, ingenious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right my hours up so I can go to bed now haha .. Must play this again soon love it "

X night

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

Match me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, thanks OP. You brought a lot of smiles to Friday night. x"

Yaayy xxx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Oh man. That's way better than where I was going

I'll put your suggestion up after if I'm still awake

I'll keep you up in that case

Which in turn will keep me awake, ingenious "

I'm a clever bean

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Anyone fancy a bite to eat, I made Shepherd's pie

How'd you get the gravy so thick?

Well it wasn't history "

*bisto, dunno where history came from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Times up for me too .....phew!

My inbox is ruined

No creme eggs were harmed in the making tonight and Tom Plays , revenge is sweet Mister 5

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Agreed. Got any offers on your end? "

Not yet....

You?!

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Mine is up

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"Times up for me too .....phew!

My inbox is ruined

No creme eggs were harmed in the making tonight and Tom Plays , revenge is sweet Mister 5 "

I thought the whole point was that the egg was in your outbox, not your inbox?

I'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Times up for me too .....phew!

My inbox is ruined

No creme eggs were harmed in the making tonight and Tom Plays , revenge is sweet Mister 5 "

You loved it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The final selection :

I need a woman to urinate in my mouth while I wank myself off to the view of her anus

sometimes have to double take the full length mirror as I look so sexy these days “

Anyone want a pair of my Y fronts… I’ve had them on for four days solid and been working and training in them … don’t want payment just glad someone

As a Vegetarian the time has now come to test how good these veggie sausages really are and stick one up my bum!

dressed in my pink frilly knickers waiting for a hot someone to take them down with their teeth

love my beard moisturised with Nutella and my face sat on so I can then lick it the from ass Mmmm

I popped a Cadbury’s creme egg up my bum and looking for guys to come show me how they eat theirs

Why have I got the sudden urge to lick whipped cream from inside a Japs Eye

giving out cock rates.. Please send me pics of your erect cock .

any guys are available tonight to stick their bollocks in my ass? I’m lubed and ready. I’ll even give the lucky bloke a Dutch Oven to finish off

Come on over to stroke my shiny, black helmet and I’ll ride with my penny farthing

Ladies, have you got spinach between your teeth? Not to worry, I have a penis like a toothpick so I'm the man that you need in your life.

Just got back from some car fun. Driving stick? More like riding stick!

This round of ding dong ping pond didn't go to plan. Currently, in A&E waiting to get the straw removed from my urethra. w(°o°)w

What's long and hard and has cum in it...noo.... Cucumber... But i like the way you think!!

Damn. I've only 1 carrot for my shepherds pie. But I stuck it in my arse earlier, even though I had diarrhoea... should I tell my guests?

Does anyone own an anal hook and leather chaps? I've a fun game in mind. Moustache optional

can't believe Anne Summers wouldn't return those stockings that didn't fit ! I told the Manager the cum stains would come out if you boiled them !

In need of teabagging right now, unshaved only

I once watched pterodactyl porn. What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen?

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Iys been a fun one

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Agreed. Got any offers on your end?

Not yet....

You?!"

Not a dicky bird but my views are through the roof

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mine is up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a bit of good clean fun on a Friday night in.

All jolly good pots of lovelyness to all involved, especially our delightful hostess, Midnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't beat a bit of good clean fun on a Friday night in.

All jolly good pots of lovelyness to all involved, especially our delightful hostess, Midnight "

Aww fanks xxx

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By *untobehadMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Put one up and instantly got a view ! I don’t even have a beard or Nutella now I think about it lol ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put one up and instantly got a view ! I don’t even have a beard or Nutella now I think about it lol ?? "

Enjoy x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Agreed. Got any offers on your end?

Not yet....

You?!

Not a dicky bird but my views are through the roof "

900+ views and 100+ messages from my two

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By *onmacMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Sounds fun . Im.in

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By *untobehadMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Oh dear fuck, Will I take my hat off to you

Haha. No half measures here! Not on this thread.

Agreed. Got any offers on your end?

Not yet....

You?!

Not a dicky bird but my views are through the roof

900+ views and 100+ messages from my two "

Which ones did you use Tinder ?

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By *untobehadMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Put one up and instantly got a view ! I don’t even have a beard or Nutella now I think about it lol ??

Enjoy x"

Thanks ! Great game

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yay I got a message…… from a bloke asking if I want a suck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay I got a message…… from a bloke asking if I want a suck "

Did you say no, i only poke??

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Yay I got a message…… from a bloke asking if I want a suck

Did you say no, i only poke?? "

I said I only bum guys cause I’m not ghay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay I got a message…… from a bloke asking if I want a suck

Did you say no, i only poke??

I said I only bum guys cause I’m not ghay "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone for being such good sports xxx

I'm exhausted now and going for a lie down in a padded cell

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