FabSwingers.com forum: Status swap.. Who is game part 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lets get this bank holiday Friday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you... Let the carnage begin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omg the admin lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still standing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

When you're ready gorgeous.

Never an easy one this!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I’m back for more, are we clearing our status and starting again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in for the laughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In but I've self swapped to save you the paperwork, update in about 20 mins.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I can't believe there's not one woman with a leprechaun outfit and a strap on

What's the cum count now Dreamy?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm so going to regret this but fuck it I'll play

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Well my status has been a success, my fabs and looked at me have shot up. Who knew men really wanted to have their cocks rated?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can't believe there's not one woman with a leprechaun outfit and a strap on

What's the cum count now Dreamy? "

Oh crap.... I meant to say. Just ordered the suit and strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New one up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m back for more, are we clearing our status and starting again? "

Keep them for an hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well my status has been a success, my fabs and looked at me have shot up. Who knew men really wanted to have their cocks rated?

Your inbox must have gone crazy, I got put on call waiting

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

FML

I've got messages of concern

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I can't believe there's not one woman with a leprechaun outfit and a strap on

What's the cum count now Dreamy?

Oh crap.... I meant to say. Just ordered the suit and strap on

You're an absolute star

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here are some of the delights we already had:

I sat on my bedpost for some stretching fun but can't get off. Only people with keys are my mum and my landlord. Who do I call to help me?

Help! My anal plug has been stuck since Tuesday ! Send two strong men and a can of WD40

If you hold a your testicle on top of a bottle and a lighter underneath it'll suck your testicle right in, let me know if you try it I need some advic

I’ve decided that tonight I want a local fisherman do some frigging in the rigging

Arranging my 1st bukkake: heavy cummers to front of queue (evidence needed)

Last time I went down to the woods I got a really BIG surprise. Can you guess what it was

I like to ride my electric bike naked

Im a freelance gynaecologist, when was your last check up …. Men , fancy a peg ?

I had a meet today and let the guy take my arse, i fucked him back too hard and his cock snapped in me

I've gone off milk, only cum in my coffee from now on. Completely done with cereal.

Calvin Kline tighty whiteys and sliders with socks for me from now on

Wanted:Female who will dress as a Leprechaun for me whilst wearin an 8 inch strap on, who will then fuck me until my bum looks like a four leaf clover

The time has come for me to be honest, I’ve got a thing for masturbating in bowls of custard!

I want a tattoo of a cock on my back, as big as possible. Can anyone recommend anyone to help?

I'm looking for a professional castratrix im tired of having them now, so who wants a new set of earrings

Now that my gonorrhoea has nearly cleared up I am looking to meet tonight. Don’t think it’s contagious so you should be ok (Forum funny status game)

It's cock pic Friday!! Boys, send me everything you've got, and I may even rate your cock

Just found my new kink, anybody into felching? You bring the cum I'll bring the straw.

If get to 200 likes on one of my chest tattoo pics I'll get your username tattooed on my arse

I’ve got a prolapsed vag, but I’m still horny, anyone want to push it back up and give me a seeing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FML

I've got messages of concern "

Think im just getting looks of disgust now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m game xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Midnight I need someone to torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in but just waiting for my match to get back in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again and will continue with previous match.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"FML

I've got messages of concern

Think im just getting looks of disgust now"

Mal though the brackets at the end wasn’t what you were given lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a go

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can't believe there's not one woman with a leprechaun outfit and a strap on

What's the cum count now Dreamy?

Oh crap.... I meant to say. Just ordered the suit and strap on

You're an absolute star

I am. It's often said about me....

"That Posh, she's an absolute star you know"

"I know! And so sweet n innocent with it"

"Oh, absolutely, she's a bloody delight"

^^ just one of the overheard conversations in the Lounge recently....

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Give me a go

If only!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FML

I've got messages of concern

Think im just getting looks of disgust now

Mal though the brackets at the end wasn’t what you were given lol"

Haha I gave him special dispensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FML

I've got messages of concern

Think im just getting looks of disgust now

Mal though the brackets at the end wasn’t what you were given lol

Haha I gave him special dispensation

And it was much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines up

Amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mines up

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines up

Done me love it

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I can't believe there's not one woman with a leprechaun outfit and a strap on

What's the cum count now Dreamy?

Oh crap.... I meant to say. Just ordered the suit and strap on

You're an absolute star

I am. It's often said about me....

"That Posh, she's an absolute star you know"

"I know! And so sweet n innocent with it"

"Oh, absolutely, she's a bloody delight"

^^ just one of the overheard conversations in the Lounge recently....

I believe I was part of that conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

That's funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

Not with cheeks that tight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In but I've self swapped to save you the paperwork, update in about 20 mins.

Who have you swapped with

don't be messing withmy admin !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FML

I've got messages of concern "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has been up for a bit. Priceless

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can't believe there's not one woman with a leprechaun outfit and a strap on

What's the cum count now Dreamy?

Oh crap.... I meant to say. Just ordered the suit and strap on

You're an absolute star

I am. It's often said about me....

"That Posh, she's an absolute star you know"

"I know! And so sweet n innocent with it"

"Oh, absolutely, she's a bloody delight"

^^ just one of the overheard conversations in the Lounge recently....

I believe I was part of that conversation

You were indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe there's not one woman with a leprechaun outfit and a strap on

What's the cum count now Dreamy? "

28 that I'm too scared to read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

That's funny! "

Haha maybe you could use it instead of the 3 you have. Efficiency and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine has been up for a bit. Priceless

You get many offers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

Not with cheeks that tight"

Just wait until someone yells Open Sesame

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

That's funny!

Haha maybe you could use it instead of the 3 you have. Efficiency and all that

Where's the fun in that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

Not with cheeks that tight

Just wait until someone yells Open Sesame

They'll get a big surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well my status has been a success, my fabs and looked at me have shot up. Who knew men really wanted to have their cocks rated?

It's a growth area.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll play."

You'll need to drop your filters for me to message you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

Oooo new meat?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never played this before. I'm in tho.

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By *D70Man
over a year ago

Southampton, New Forest

Let's try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

That's funny!

Haha maybe you could use it instead of the 3 you have. Efficiency and all that

Where's the fun in that? "

True, I'd peg you (hehe geddit?) for 5 or 6 at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

Not with cheeks that tight

Just wait until someone yells Open Sesame

They'll get a big surprise "

The true cave of wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New status updated

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Too scared to take part Midnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

C'mon then Posh... You can do me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too scared to take part Midnight

Are you in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New one up. Can't decide if I want replies or not

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"C'mon then Posh... You can do me

Now that my darling is what I've been waiting for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New status updated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK how does this work

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh dear mine is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New one up. Can't decide if I want replies or not

You want, you want

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"New one up. Can't decide if I want replies or not

Yes. Yes you do.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh, my new one is up. I got off way lighter than I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hour is up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear mine is on

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"OK how does this work"

Just say you are in and you’ll find out

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

I bought it

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

"Too scared to take part Midnight

Are you in? "

Do you say that to all lovers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear mine is on

That made me laugh so much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New one up. Can't decide if I want replies or not

Omg that is hot.. I'll do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too scared to take part Midnight

Are you in?

Do you say that to all lovers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New one up. Can't decide if I want replies or not

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh dear mine is on

Oh someone is evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New one up. Can't decide if I want replies or not

Omg that is hot.. I'll do it

Get your ass back to Glasgow then!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

Not with cheeks that tight

Just wait until someone yells Open Sesame

They'll get a big surprise

The true cave of wonders

Look at all the treasures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New one up. Can't decide if I want replies or not

Omg that is hot.. I'll do it

Get your ass back to Glasgow then!"

Haha you're on!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I can't believe there's not one woman with a leprechaun outfit and a strap on

What's the cum count now Dreamy?

28 that I'm too scared to read

Lucky girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some malevolent people out there, I'm just saying...

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Can I join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 minutes and then I get the all clear

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Still ten mins to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh, my new one is up. I got off way lighter than I thought

Haha yes you did . Must try harder haha

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Ok I need a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some malevolent people out there, I'm just saying...

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Still ten mins to go

And how many meets lined up because of your new status

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've never played this before. I'm in tho. "

Dammit.... I'd have liked you to do me. Would have been good

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Mine's up. No one would really believe that... Right?

Oooo new meat?!?

Now sure we're brave enough

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"20 minutes and then I get the all clear"

The all clear from gonorrhoea ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20 minutes and then I get the all clear

The all clear from gonorrhoea ??

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember when I set my status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't remember when I set my status

57 minutes ago. You're welcome

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I can't remember when I set my status

I knew you protested too much about hands up lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent... mine is up!

Looking forward a woman to washing my hair with soap but pissing in my hair to rinse it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Phew.. Have i got time for a cuppa

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Hours up thank the lord! My poor inbox

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Status up, looking for a new partner.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Oh, my new one is up. I got off way lighter than I thought

Frying pan? Pfft amateurs

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Phew.. Have i got time for a cuppa

Top work x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in xx

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Hours up thank the lord! My poor inbox

Any promising ones?

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Hours up thank the lord! My poor inbox

Your poor box with that prolapse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines up

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Hit me with another

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh, my new one is up. I got off way lighter than I thought

Frying pan? Pfft amateurs

Oh you should do me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines up

Should call yourself peggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines up

Tell hubby not to leave you hanging!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Hours up

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Mines up

What's holding your washing on the line fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines up

Should call yourself peggy"

Absolutely not and don't you dare!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Oh, my new one is up. I got off way lighter than I thought

Frying pan? Pfft amateurs

Oh you should do me

I thought you'd never ask

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'll join in always a good laugh this

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh, my new one is up. I got off way lighter than I thought

Frying pan? Pfft amateurs

Oh you should do me

I thought you'd never ask

I'm pretty sure we covered that on another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines up

Tell hubby not to leave you hanging!"

Hahaha! I should, but I'm sure I can squeeze a few more on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines up

Only 18?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's see how that status pans out then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines up

Should call yourself peggy

Absolutely not and don't you dare!

Would I?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Mine is up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready for round 3 ,come at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

I don't even know what docking is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

Omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

I don't even know what docking is

Do not Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

I don't even know what docking is

Do not Google

I'll let you explain it

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Oh, my new one is up. I got off way lighter than I thought

Frying pan? Pfft amateurs

Oh you should do me

I thought you'd never ask

I'm pretty sure we covered that on another thread

Aye but I wanted to hear it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines up

Only 18?

Piss off, you love my vagina without pegs!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Ours is up. If no one ever wants to meet us ever again, it's all your fault Midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

I don't even know what docking is

Do not Google

I'll let you explain it"

Waits for explanation

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

I don't even know what docking is

google is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

Haha give you some tips. I don't know if that was intentional, but it made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours is up. If no one ever wants to meet us ever again, it's all your fault Midnight

I would just to feed you some beans

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines up

Only 18?

Piss off, you love my vagina without pegs!"

But think of the added texture

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

I don't even know what docking is

google is your friend "

Nooooo,don't do it! You can't unsee things

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh, my new one is up. I got off way lighter than I thought

Frying pan? Pfft amateurs

Oh you should do me

I thought you'd never ask

I'm pretty sure we covered that on another thread

Aye but I wanted to hear it again

Cone close. I'll whisper it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines up

Only 18?

Piss off, you love my vagina without pegs!

But think of the added texture

Good god.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

Haha give you some tips. I don't know if that was intentional, but it made me laugh

Totally unintentional on my part

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

I don't even know what docking is

google is your friend

Nooooo,don't do it! You can't unsee things"

Sssshhh, they must learn for themselves

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Ok new one up, slightly tamer this time, but still my poor box

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours is up. If no one ever wants to meet us ever again, it's all your fault Midnight

Talk about Netflix n chill!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ours is up. If no one ever wants to meet us ever again, it's all your fault Midnight

Omg

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Ours is up. If no one ever wants to meet us ever again, it's all your fault Midnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ours is up. If no one ever wants to meet us ever again, it's all your fault Midnight

Talk about Netflix n chill!"

Made me laugh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ok new one up, slightly tamer this time, but still my poor box

Oh I'd have taken that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

I don't even know what docking is

I've sent you a full detailed explanation as I'm nice like that. Check your inbox.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Ours is up. If no one ever wants to meet us ever again, it's all your fault Midnight

I would just to feed you some beans"

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Let's see how that status pans out then.

I don't even know what docking is

I've sent you a full detailed explanation as I'm nice like that. Check your inbox.

How delightfully cruel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gosh what lovely forummers you all are

so kind and thoughtful to each other

****

This new black dildo is over 12 inches and has just fallen in!!

super horny super sexy female looking for couples and males to come and ride the horn of my rainbow unicorn

Does it really count as triple anal if it's 2 cocks and a dildo, or should I just try it with 3 other random guys?

Curious about Domming a man, get in touch if you're a smooth, sub bottom

When you sit on a Traffic Cone make sure there isn't a Mouse living in it ... Richard Gere has nothing on me.

I've only had 2 guys spank me with a frying pan today , still naked in the kitchen awaiting a third so hurry up

Looking forward a woman to washing my hair with soap but pissing in my hair to rinse it

I'm looking for a woman who's into James Joyce and hasn't washed since tuesday, niche I know, but it's my thing

How long is it safe to leave clothes pegs on my pussy lips? I've put 18 on and now my fiance's called to say he's going to be late home.

Been anal playing with the sky remote control but for the last hour it’s been stuck in my arse. Every time I fart it changes the channel for me

I was swimming naked in the sea when a fish bit my cock. I need someone to kiss it better please.

I've got a overwhelmingly urge right now to sit on a guys face and grind it until the floodgates open x any guys up for the job x

Is it normal to go numb after the 73rd one in a gangbang

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

New one up… it’s true

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Ours is up. If no one ever wants to meet us ever again, it's all your fault Midnight

Talk about Netflix n chill!"

Hard to sit and relax with a remote upy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours is up. If no one ever wants to meet us ever again, it's all your fault Midnight

I would just to feed you some beans

Great status does it just change the porn channels lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round 3, OP ?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Oh, my new one is up. I got off way lighter than I thought

Frying pan? Pfft amateurs

Oh you should do me

I thought you'd never ask

I'm pretty sure we covered that on another thread

Aye but I wanted to hear it again

Cone close. I'll whisper it

Third time's a charm

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Are we having a part 3 Midnight??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been asked if 73 is my limit

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Ours is up. If no one ever wants to meet us ever again, it's all your fault Midnight

I would just to feed you some beans

Great status does it just change the porn channels lol

If only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New one up and oh dear, I knew I would regret it ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked if 73 is my limit

I think my last victim got scared I need a new one

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ok new one up, slightly tamer this time, but still my poor box

All you had to do was drop me a line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're putting "(forum status game)" surely that's cheating? REF!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're putting "(forum status game)" surely that's cheating? REF!"

sometimes it is necessary to avoid bans or having to delete profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours is up. If no one ever wants to meet us ever again, it's all your fault Midnight

I would just to feed you some beans

Great status does it just change the porn channels lol

If only

Hahahahha thats gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're putting "(forum status game)" surely that's cheating? REF!

sometimes it is necessary to avoid bans or having to delete profiles

Ah ok fair enough. I'm new here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally got my first message but it wasn't an offer sadly

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