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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets get this bsnk holiday Friday sizzling ... Say you are in and I'll match you with someone on the thread

Write a status update for your match to display for one torturous hour

Make it outrageous, funny or cringe-worthy

May the force be with you... Let the carnage begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chaos +carnage usually ensue lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a laugh. Let's go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Making a cuppa... Be back in 5..oh I've gotta go take my pants off too

Hope you are thinking of your statuses

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh jesus woman. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Making a cuppa... Be back in 5..oh I've gotta go take my pants off too

Hope you are thinking of your statuses "

Do we need to have pants off to play this? Still in

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By *ager4moreWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

Go on then. Please be gentle!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Sounds fun... In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok strap up... Here we go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All the matches have gone out.. Don't forget to adjust filters if need be and come post back when you've updated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Can't message my match!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done. This is bad!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This game only works if you remove filters guys.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Done. This is bad!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done. This is bad!

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His is worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Done "

Omg omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done. I was lucky !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done

Omg omg "

My poor inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric bike ffs hahaha

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Done, already got people in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done, already got people in my inbox "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done, already got people in my inbox "

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Pray for me

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pray for me "

Omg best one yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pray for me "

Oh wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pray for me "

Jesus hahahahha .

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And it's up

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"And it's up"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Pray for me "

Oh jeez..... I believe I had a similar one last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh bugger..... maybe I should have thought the profile picture through before joining this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And it's up"

NSP I thought that was one of your standard statuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. This was so amusing last time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x"

I've had a few offers of help. Wouldn't say any of them are exactly shocking though.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And it's up

NSP I thought that was one of your standard statuses "

Shh.... don't tell

I want the giver to think I'm appalled by it

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over a year ago


"Oh bugger..... maybe I should have thought the profile picture through before joining this game "

Christ hahahhaa

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By *D70Man
over a year ago

Lyndhurst, New Forest

Go on then, deal me in.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Match 'em up, Midnight. And who is doing your status?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x"

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent "

I can tell you are just from your profile picture

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent

I can tell you are just from your profile picture "

Awwww thanks for noticing that innocent look in my eyes. Most people just seem to spot the cock in my mouth

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

I've had 3 pints of guiness after work so I will agree to anything right now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've had 3 pints of guiness after work so I will agree to anything right now "

That actually sounds like a perfect status for this game

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Someone asked if I got off so I replied many times

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent "

Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent

I can tell you are just from your profile picture

Awwww thanks for noticing that innocent look in my eyes. Most people just seem to spot the cock in my mouth "

What cock

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

bridgwater

I'm in, this sounds like a laugh xx

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough


"I've had 3 pints of guiness after work so I will agree to anything right now

That actually sounds like a perfect status for this game "

Wasn't perfect as no chips were involved !!

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk


"I've had 3 pints of guiness after work so I will agree to anything right now

That actually sounds like a perfect status for this game

Wasn't perfect as no chips were involved !! "

I hope there was at least pork scratchings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked if I got off so I replied many times "

Hahaha

Too funny!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent

Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this "

You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, this sounds like a laugh xx"

You figured it out then?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent

I can tell you are just from your profile picture

Awwww thanks for noticing that innocent look in my eyes. Most people just seem to spot the cock in my mouth

What cock"

You only saw the innocence too?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've had 3 pints of guiness after work so I will agree to anything right now

That actually sounds like a perfect status for this game

Wasn't perfect as no chips were involved !! "

There's still time....

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough


"I've had 3 pints of guiness after work so I will agree to anything right now

That actually sounds like a perfect status for this game

Wasn't perfect as no chips were involved !!

I hope there was at least pork scratchings "

Pork scratchings! It wasnt that kind of pub

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By *aron_TentakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Ok I'm in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Someone asked if I got off so I replied many times "

Brilliant!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

I’ve done mine - Jesus Christ god help me!!!!!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

Apprantly midnight wants to sit on my face whilst I guess her weight !! Unbelievable!! I wont be able to breath

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent

I can tell you are just from your profile picture

Awwww thanks for noticing that innocent look in my eyes. Most people just seem to spot the cock in my mouth

What cock

You only saw the innocence too? "

Thats all there was to see

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk


"I’ve done mine - Jesus Christ god help me!!!!!"

God help the poor bloke

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve done mine - Jesus Christ god help me!!!!!"

That's brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done mine - Jesus Christ god help me!!!!!"

mind you that lacy number and the hearts is quite distracting!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"I’ve done mine - Jesus Christ god help me!!!!!

mind you that lacy number and the hearts is quite distracting! "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apprantly midnight wants to sit on my face whilst I guess her weight !! Unbelievable!! I wont be able to breath "

Omg you will be on my DD's hit list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines done … fuming hahahhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done mine - Jesus Christ god help me!!!!!"

Have fun with those that think it's now a challenge that they can handle your hungry booty

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough


"Apprantly midnight wants to sit on my face whilst I guess her weight !! Unbelievable!! I wont be able to breath

Omg you will be on my DD's hit list "

Im guessing about 8 stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting on my match to come back online and read my message.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Had a message from someone who wants me to snap his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO WAY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NO WAY "

and what was it you said to me?

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"NO WAY "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NO WAY "

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 minutes and counting . Your lucky your match has done a runner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines done … fuming hahahhaha "

Brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on my match to come back online and read my message. "

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK sod it, Its been 17 mins now and I'm bored of waiting. (clearly have the patience of a child)

I'm out.

Bloody people! Grrrrr!

Why say you're in and feck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/08/21 20:19:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done "

Hahahahha brilliant who was your match ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Done "

Trend setter!

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Calvin Kline tighty whiteys and sliders with socks for me from now on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mines done.. Tame!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines done.. Tame!!

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Reallllllly poor . Got away with one there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Calvin Kline tighty whiteys and sliders with socks for me from now on"

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Done "

Love it!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m game!

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

bridgwater

I think my match has legged it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changed mine again he got a 2nd chance ha

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Someone was genuinely worried for my safety

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mines done.. Tame!!

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Can I have your one next time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines done.. Tame!!

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You'll still get a million messages for just that!

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By *key1980Man
over a year ago

Okehampton

Iam in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone was genuinely worried for my safety "

Your mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great updates all !

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By *eliinaScottcd4uTV/TS
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

In let the fun begin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Changed mine again he got a 2nd chance ha "

Hahaha thats not a bad one

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk


"Someone was genuinely worried for my safety

Your mum?

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Nah the landlord

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Calvin Kline tighty whiteys and sliders with socks for me from now on

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!"

Shopping online now... time to give us the lacey knickers!

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Thats the first one over whos up for round 2

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

In … and nervous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my hour is up. Not a single message but a few unexpected views. And some I wish didn't just view but we're obviously scared by the status!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my hour is up. Not a single message but a few unexpected views. And some I wish didn't just view but we're obviously scared by the status!"

I didn't even get a status to put up

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

Someone is currently bending over

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Well my hour is up. Not a single message but a few unexpected views. And some I wish didn't just view but we're obviously scared by the status!

I didn't even get a status to put up "

Me either, but I did just join…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my hour is up. Not a single message but a few unexpected views. And some I wish didn't just view but we're obviously scared by the status!

I didn't even get a status to put up "

Can i do yours ? Im being greedy because ive done one but i think you need to be done

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent

Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this

You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow "

I'll hold you to that

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then..

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

bridgwater

Mine deff made a runner

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent

Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this

You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow

I'll hold you to that "

I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then.."

Ooooh Midnight...... gimme TG!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine deff made a runner"

Yep mine too. Been over half hour now.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent

Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this

You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow

I'll hold you to that

I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it "

Maiden name "swallows"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go on then..

Ooooh Midnight...... gimme TG! "

Haha i already matched her, sorry!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Done "

Is it a paper straw or plastic?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm game for another swap when hour is up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my hour is up. Not a single message but a few unexpected views. And some I wish didn't just view but we're obviously scared by the status!

I didn't even get a status to put up

Can i do yours ? Im being greedy because ive done one but i think you need to be done "

I've been done today, and am quite regularly..... Oh wait you weren't talking about that were you?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Am I too late to join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midnight can I have another match please?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent

Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this

You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow

I'll hold you to that

I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it "

Proof is in the pudding

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then..

Ooooh Midnight...... gimme TG!

Haha i already matched her, sorry! "

Darn it

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Waiting for mine to drop trou...I mean filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In if there's still time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My time is up! Thank god!

Next!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Lord help me

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Go on then..

Ooooh Midnight...... gimme TG!

Haha i already matched her, sorry!

Darn it"
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You can do me next

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lord help me "

Bet you wish I'd had you now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my hour is up. Not a single message but a few unexpected views. And some I wish didn't just view but we're obviously scared by the status!

I didn't even get a status to put up

Can i do yours ? Im being greedy because ive done one but i think you need to be done

I've been done today, and am quite regularly..... Oh wait you weren't talking about that were you? "

Always have to lower the tone

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Go on then..

Ooooh Midnight...... gimme TG!

Haha i already matched her, sorry!

Darn it.

You can do me next "

Are we still talking the game?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough


"Lord help me "

Even the lord himself cant help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent

Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this

You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow

I'll hold you to that

I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it

Proof is in the pudding "

I'm sure I've proof available. In person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lord help me "

OMG. Thats a corker

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lord help me "

Oh wow! Good luck!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

I don't get this! Fookin' early start this morning and buggered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 mins in and now 11 messages offering me cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20 mins in and now 11 messages offering me cum "

12 now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Midnight.... my hour is up

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"20 mins in and now 11 messages offering me cum "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petitewoman needs to read her mail!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"20 mins in and now 11 messages offering me cum

12 now "

Unlucky 13

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough


"Midnight.... my hour is up"

Friggin in the riggin as theres fuck all else to do

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Petitewoman needs to read her mail!"

I wasn't matched with you!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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It pains me to say this but my status swap partner has truly excelled himself. I may come back and bulk delete without opening.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

Still laughing at tinder girls status

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Im about to get blocked by half of fab now

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"Lord help me "

Oh sweet jesus

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By *oofer1Man
over a year ago

consett

I’m in

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I just got my first offer, not sure if he’s going to make the custard or wank in the bowl with me?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Lord help me "

Oh dear

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Still laughing at tinder girls status "

My work here is done!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Im about to get blocked by half of fab now "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im about to get blocked by half of fab now "

Oh hunny put ['forum funny status game' ] in brackets at the end of your status xxx

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Any shocking replies? Don't have to name and shame x

I very very nearly sent a shockingly pervy reply to yours..... but then I remembered I'm sweet and innocent

Thanks, I've just spat coffee up my wall after reading this

You should never spit sweetie. Always swallow

I'll hold you to that

I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it

Proof is in the pudding

I'm sure I've proof available. In person "

I wouldn't accept anything less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just got my first offer, not sure if he’s going to make the custard or wank in the bowl with me? "

Who doesn't like Custard Creams?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still laughing at tinder girls status

My work here is done! "

Blinding

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