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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? That will do for starters. | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? You'll have the holy trinity at this rate. | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? Bloody hell. You're hard work ha | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? Pmsl. Is that a bad thing? | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? I d love to feel that french manicure - you video is mind blowing! | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both Drinks and kiss. And if you like fake taxi, mmmmm. Ima call you pringle | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? Depends how much cock you want at once. | |||
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"Avoid" You're mean. Not even a drink. Tight ass haha | |||
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"Avoid" Kiss and drink | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? Aww thank you sweet. | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? Is that a trick question? | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? Kiss and more | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both That’s how I wanna go | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? Long nails are perfect for a prostate massage… | |||
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"Pump Kiss *kisses phone screen* | |||
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"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? Heeey | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool | |||
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"Pump" Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs | |||
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"Kiss xx" Drinks and a cheeky one | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both Simple really: He drives - we fuck. Then I drive & you 2 fuck. (Tag-team style). | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both Tats said he's not moving from underneath me. But if he stays he'll drwon(I'm not joking either) | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both Its OK - I've just given him a snorkel. | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both I guess I’ll have to drink or drown … oh well | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both Heeey. Problem solved. Why didn't he think of that | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs | |||
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"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both Haha. You do know drinking too much liquids can lead to death right. You like living close to edge hun? | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs You fiber | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs On my way | |||
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"Avoid Defo. He's a meanie | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs We're gonna need a bigger taxi | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs I'll bring a chopper | |||
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"Avoid Kiss and drinks to start. | |||
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"Avoid More of you for us then. I believe I'm giving you anal next. | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs Oh really. Mile high club. Member are you? | |||
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"Avoid Can i get a kiss before you go? | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs Pffffff completed it | |||
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"Kiss " Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree | |||
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"Avoid Erm. I'm currently sitting in the bucket of ice at the moment | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs Boom. Check this one out. High roller | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Oil than fuck | |||
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"Avoid OK OK OK I'll play with your tits for a while. | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Drinks and kiss. That would be fab lol. Iove my botty being oiled up | |||
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"Kiss " Drinks | |||
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"Kiss Drinks Drinks and hugs. Xx | |||
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"Avoid Haha. Play with the piercings and I'll soon be ready | |||
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"Pump Drinks. Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs Haha. Like the tattoo | |||
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"Drinks Bring your new squeeze ?? I can ask him about his pant collection " His what? | |||
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"Drinks Bring your new squeeze ?? I can ask him about his pant collection " | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Yes please xx | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Beers with Tom. | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Hugs | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Kiss kiss kiss.... The rest will take care of itself | |||
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"What have I missed I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree If you're planning on the rest | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Kiss and drinks | |||
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"What have I missed Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now | |||
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"What have I missed Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? | |||
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"What have I missed I got seven seater plus you on my lap | |||
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"What have I missed No frickin way. We are the originals. With out you two there is no fake taxi haha | |||
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"What have I missed Or.. “have you found an Uber taxi and driver…” sorry, I’ll get my coat | |||
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"What have I missed Get lost? | |||
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"What have I missed Blimey. I'll get back in the taxi then. Laters, beep beep | |||
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"What have I missed No had to work | |||
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"What have I missed Shots and fuck | |||
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"What have I missed Who the fuck is driving? | |||
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"What have I missed Why, are you the 3rd driver or just cold? | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang | |||
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"What have I missed He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay | |||
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"What have I missed Work. Pish lol. | |||
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"What have I missed Me multitasking | |||
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"What have I missed What shots? Kiss and drinks and fucks | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast? | |||
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"What have I missed Wait. Thought I was sitting on your face. I'm confused. Do you have a twin? | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin | |||
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" Shots and fuck Sounds good to me | |||
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"Kiss and fuck" Oh, my, word | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin. Chunky he's scaring me now | |||
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"Kiss and fuck Oh, my, word Kiss drinks and cuddle | |||
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" Shots and fuck Pink gin and lemonade | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Awww thank you, you look great yourself x | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now Now I’m lost | |||
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"What have I missed Binned us??? Does he not know who we are???? | |||
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" Shots and fuck Less lemonade, more gin | |||
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"Kiss and fuck Oh, my, word Kiss and drinks would love too | |||
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"Kiss Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree Thank you hun | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now Are you trying to bin us now and not make it obvious | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now Never! I’m comin go for that booty | |||
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"What have I missed He must not know. We are the founders of faketaxi.fab/icebucket | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now That booty is here to stay. | |||
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"What have I missed I think that boats gone to his head. And not the one I'm thinking about | |||
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"What have I missed We need a couples profile. | |||
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" Shots and fuck Haha. I need the lemonade so I can fuck longer. Otherwise I'll be on my ass | |||
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"Kiss and fuck Oh, my, word I just wanna see all those tattoo's | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now He's changed his tune now chunky. What you reckon?. He was one of the original 3 | |||
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"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now See. Why can't you be like chunky?. He knowa the right words to say haha | |||
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"What have I missed That would be soo funny. Imagine it. Omg I'm pmsl | |||
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" Never! I’m comin go for that booty We have to keep him. He's my tag-team partner. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube .. Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Oh drink then kiss then fuck | |||
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" Never! I’m comin go for that booty That's. You have chunky to thank for saving your hunky self. Think that face lucky haha | |||
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" Never! I’m comin go for that booty Tatts* | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube The cheek of it | |||
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" Never! I’m comin go for that booty Cheers chunk :-Take an extra turn on her ass | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this. Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Ditto, especially if the,lady is wearing blue. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube I know right. Tut. Some people just don't have any manner. Very lube indeed. Sod it I tried | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube I’m not flaking | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Oh ffs. He he goes with this fucking blue again. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube He's a keeper. And he has some kind of self-driving boat as backup. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube What tats we talking about here lol | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Sounds like DP time. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Okay then. That is very true . Do you think its the same company that made kit?. I've not heard him or seen him talking into his wrist yet though? | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube The man, the myth, the legend | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Yeehaa | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube It does have red lights on the front, so could be. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube So not me then hahaha | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Front or back where you want me | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Hmmmm. You'd think he'd of told us two he had one, right. I don't think he trusts us. After all the face sitting as well. I'm a little upset if he's kept that from us all this time. No wonder he keeps dipping off and saying it's "work" | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Front. You can't be trusted round the back. You may be gone and claim its work again | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. it’s been a fun ride | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Haha so you can keep an eye on me | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. Aww okay sweet. Really hope the rest of your day goes well. It's been soo much fun. And thank you for making my forum experience a positive one. You're so lovely | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. Beep, beep | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Exactly! | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. I know. I am adorable. You could always PM me. Xxx | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on | |||
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"Boat party? Now that sounds fun " It drives itself as well. Tats has it covered | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. That you are. And great with words | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. Kiss | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore? | |||
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"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. We'll hello. Kiss, drinks for sure | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube I’ve got the room if you can handle it | |||
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"Deffo fuck x" Drinks. | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Get on then haha. Long as I have plenty of ice, I'm good to go ha | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube I never get motion sickness if that’s what you mean, motion of the ocean is good with me | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Let's ride this baby then | |||
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"Right. I'm gonna have to get off now. I just want to say we did 3 threads lol. Amd I enjoyed everyone. Thank you so much for all who joined in. I will leave you you in the flakey but very capable hands of Tats. If he mentions anything about work or speed bumps. Beware haha. Have a good evening everyone. Mwah!!!! Someone’s all puffed out | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube As long as when we hit the bumps we hit them hard | |||
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"Right who’s nicked my lube Of course | |||
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