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Kiss, Fuck, Avoid Or Drink(What Drink) Part 3

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton

I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? "

That will do for starters.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough? "

You'll have the holy trinity at this rate.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton

If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough?

That will do for starters. "

Bloody hell. You're hard work ha

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick


"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both "

Drink, kiss, then more

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Avoid

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough?

You'll have the holy trinity at this rate. "

Pmsl. Is that a bad thing?

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By *tlwMan
over a year ago

Bermondsey


"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough?

You'll have the holy trinity at this rate.

Pmsl. Is that a bad thing? "

I d love to feel that french manicure - you video is mind blowing!

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both

Drink, kiss, then more "

Drinks and kiss. And if you like fake taxi, mmmmm. Ima call you pringle

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough?

You'll have the holy trinity at this rate.

Pmsl. Is that a bad thing? "

Depends how much cock you want at once.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Avoid"

You're mean. Not even a drink. Tight ass haha

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Avoid"

Kiss and drink

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough?

You'll have the holy trinity at this rate.

Pmsl. Is that a bad thing?

I d love to feel that french manicure - you video is mind blowing!"

Aww thank you sweet.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough?

You'll have the holy trinity at this rate.

Pmsl. Is that a bad thing?

Depends how much cock you want at once. "

Is that a trick question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough?

You'll have the holy trinity at this rate.

Pmsl. Is that a bad thing?

Depends how much cock you want at once.

Is that a trick question? "

Kiss and more

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both "

That’s how I wanna go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pump

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By *tlwMan
over a year ago

Bermondsey


"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough?

You'll have the holy trinity at this rate.

Pmsl. Is that a bad thing?

I d love to feel that french manicure - you video is mind blowing!

Aww thank you sweet. "

Long nails are perfect for a prostate massage…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Pump"

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pump

Kiss "

Choke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pump

Kiss "

*kisses phone screen*

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Pump

Kiss

Choke "

Ruin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I've got my mouth chunky. Not enough?

You'll have the holy trinity at this rate.

Pmsl. Is that a bad thing?

Depends how much cock you want at once.

Is that a trick question?

Kiss and more "

Heeey . Kiss and drinks. Love the chest piece

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both

That’s how I wanna go "

But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss xx

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Pump"

Drinks.

Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Kiss xx"

Drinks and a cheeky one

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both

That’s how I wanna go

But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool "

Simple really:

He drives - we fuck.

Then

I drive & you 2 fuck.

(Tag-team style).

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both

That’s how I wanna go

But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool

Simple really:

He drives - we fuck.

Then

I drive & you 2 fuck.

(Tag-team style). "

Tats said he's not moving from underneath me. But if he stays he'll drwon(I'm not joking either) .

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both

That’s how I wanna go

But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool

Simple really:

He drives - we fuck.

Then

I drive & you 2 fuck.

(Tag-team style).

Tats said he's not moving from underneath me. But if he stays he'll drwon(I'm not joking either) . "

Its OK - I've just given him a snorkel.

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both

That’s how I wanna go

But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool

Simple really:

He drives - we fuck.

Then

I drive & you 2 fuck.

(Tag-team style).

Tats said he's not moving from underneath me. But if he stays he'll drwon(I'm not joking either) . "

I guess I’ll have to drink or drown … oh well ride away

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both

That’s how I wanna go

But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool

Simple really:

He drives - we fuck.

Then

I drive & you 2 fuck.

(Tag-team style).

Tats said he's not moving from underneath me. But if he stays he'll drwon(I'm not joking either) .

Its OK - I've just given him a snorkel. "

Heeey. Problem solved. Why didn't he think of that

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pump

Drinks.

Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs "

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"If you're doing your job right and you stay there you'll drown tats. I can't have my taxi driver dropping dead on me, now can I? . Chunky can't drive both

That’s how I wanna go

But what about little old me?. How do I get around to do these fake taxi with only one driver?. Chunky talk some sense into this fool

Simple really:

He drives - we fuck.

Then

I drive & you 2 fuck.

(Tag-team style).

Tats said he's not moving from underneath me. But if he stays he'll drwon(I'm not joking either) .

I guess I’ll have to drink or drown … oh well ride away "

Haha. You do know drinking too much liquids can lead to death right. You like living close to edge hun?

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Avoid"

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Pump

Drinks.

Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs

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You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Avoid

"

He can get the bus.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Avoid

"

Kiss

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Avoid

Kiss"

Fuck all night long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pump

Drinks.

Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs

You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks. "

On my way

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Avoid

He can get the bus. "

Defo. He's a meanie

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Pump

Drinks.

Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs

You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks.

On my way "

We're gonna need a bigger taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pump

Drinks.

Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs

You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks.

On my way

We're gonna need a bigger taxi "

I'll bring a chopper

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Avoid

Kiss"

Kiss and drinks to start.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Avoid

He can get the bus.

Defo. He's a meanie "

More of you for us then.

I believe I'm giving you anal next.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Pump

Drinks.

Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs

You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks.

On my way

We're gonna need a bigger taxi

I'll bring a chopper "

Oh really. Mile high club. Member are you?

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Avoid

Kiss

Fuck all night long "

Drinks

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Avoid

Kiss

Fuck all night long "

Can i get a kiss before you go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pump

Drinks.

Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs

You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks.

On my way

We're gonna need a bigger taxi

I'll bring a chopper

Oh really. Mile high club. Member are you? "

Pffffff completed it

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Kiss "

Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Avoid

He can get the bus.

Defo. He's a meanie

More of you for us then.

I believe I'm giving you anal next. "

Erm. I'm currently sitting in the bucket of ice at the moment

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Pump

Drinks.

Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs

You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks.

On my way

We're gonna need a bigger taxi

I'll bring a chopper

Oh really. Mile high club. Member are you?

Pffffff completed it "

Boom. Check this one out. High roller

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By *oogiMan
over a year ago

St Albans


"Kiss

Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree "

Oil than fuck

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Avoid

He can get the bus.

Defo. He's a meanie

More of you for us then.

I believe I'm giving you anal next.

Erm. I'm currently sitting in the bucket of ice at the moment "

OK

OK

OK

I'll play with your tits for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pump

Drinks.

Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs

You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks.

On my way

We're gonna need a bigger taxi

I'll bring a chopper

Oh really. Mile high club. Member are you?

Pffffff completed it

Boom. Check this one out. High roller "

farrrrr from it!

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Kiss

Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree

Oil than fuck "

Drinks and kiss. That would be fab lol. Iove my botty being oiled up

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Kiss "

Drinks

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Kiss

Drinks "

Drinks and hugs. Xx

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Avoid

He can get the bus.

Defo. He's a meanie

More of you for us then.

I believe I'm giving you anal next.

Erm. I'm currently sitting in the bucket of ice at the moment

OK

OK

OK

I'll play with your tits for a while. "

Haha. Play with the piercings and I'll soon be ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks

Bring your new squeeze ?? I can ask him about his pant collection

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Pump

Drinks.

Pump?. Wait one of the tyres isn't flat on the taxi is it? Ffs

You fiber . Fuck and kiss for you. Or drinks.

On my way

We're gonna need a bigger taxi

I'll bring a chopper

Oh really. Mile high club. Member are you?

Pffffff completed it

Boom. Check this one out. High roller

farrrrr from it!"

Haha. Like the tattoo

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Drinks

Bring your new squeeze ?? I can ask him about his pant collection "

His what?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Drinks

Bring your new squeeze ?? I can ask him about his pant collection "

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton

Wait. I'm lost. Taxxxxiiii for a dumb one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss

Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree "

Yes please xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Kiss

Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree

Yes please xx "

Beers with Tom.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Kiss

Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree

Yes please xx

Beers with Tom. "

Hugs

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Kiss

Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree

Yes please xx "

. You are seriously the definition of hunky. You guys are just lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss

Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree

Yes please xx

. You are seriously the definition of hunky. You guys are just lush"

Kiss kiss kiss....

The rest will take care of itself

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

What have I missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid. No offence

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What have I missed "

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Kiss

Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree

Yes please xx

. You are seriously the definition of hunky. You guys are just lush

Kiss kiss kiss....

The rest will take care of itself "

If you're planning on the rest . You'll need to bring more ice

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Kiss

Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree

Yes please xx

. You are seriously the definition of hunky. You guys are just lush

Kiss kiss kiss....

The rest will take care of itself "

Kiss and drinks

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"What have I missed

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. "

Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"What have I missed "

Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels?

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"What have I missed

Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? "

I got seven seater plus you on my lap

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"What have I missed

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack. "

No frickin way. We are the originals. With out you two there is no fake taxi haha .

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By *evonDionysusMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"What have I missed

Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? "

Or.. “have you found an Uber taxi and driver…” sorry, I’ll get my coat

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"What have I missed

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack.

Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now "

Get lost?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What have I missed

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack.

Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now "

Blimey.

I'll get back in the taxi then.

Laters, beep beep

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"What have I missed

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack.

Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now

Get lost? "

No had to work

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By *3xDECouple
over a year ago

nottingham


"What have I missed

Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels? "

Shots and fuck

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton

So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"What have I missed

Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels?

I got seven seater plus you on my lap "

Who the fuck is driving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"What have I missed

Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels?

Or.. “have you found an Uber taxi and driver…” sorry, I’ll get my coat "

Why, are you the 3rd driver or just cold?

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now "

I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"What have I missed

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack.

Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now

Blimey.

I'll get back in the taxi then.

Laters, beep beep

"

He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"What have I missed

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack.

Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now

Get lost?

No had to work "

Work. Pish lol.

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"What have I missed

Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels?

I got seven seater plus you on my lap

Who the fuck is driving? "

Me multitasking

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"What have I missed

Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels?

Shots and fuck "

What shots?

Kiss and drinks and fucks

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"[Removed by poster at 27/08/21 16:36:34]"

Drinks

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now

I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang "

Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast?

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Kiss and fuck

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"What have I missed

Erm. Not much hun. I have you found another taxi and driver on your travels?

I got seven seater plus you on my lap

Who the fuck is driving?

Me multitasking "

Wait. Thought I was sitting on your face. I'm confused. Do you have a twin?

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now

I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang

Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast? "

Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin

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By *3xDECouple
over a year ago

nottingham


"

Shots and fuck

What shots?

Kiss and drinks and fucks "

Sounds good to me and what’s your poison? I’m easy

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Kiss and fuck"

Oh, my, word . That's a lot of tattoo's.

Kiss and drinks.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now

I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang

Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast?

Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin "

Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin.

Chunky he's scaring me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss and fuck

Oh, my, word . That's a lot of tattoo's.

Kiss and drinks. "

Kiss drinks and cuddle

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"

Shots and fuck

What shots?

Kiss and drinks and fucks

Sounds good to me and what’s your poison? I’m easy "

Pink gin and lemonade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss

Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree

Yes please xx

. You are seriously the definition of hunky. You guys are just lush"

Awww thank you, you look great yourself x

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now

I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang

Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast?

Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin

Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin.

Chunky he's scaring me now "

Now I’m lost

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What have I missed

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack.

Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now

Blimey.

I'll get back in the taxi then.

Laters, beep beep

He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay "

Binned us??? Does he not know who we are????

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By *3xDECouple
over a year ago

nottingham


"

Shots and fuck

What shots?

Kiss and drinks and fucks

Sounds good to me and what’s your poison? I’m easy

Pink gin and lemonade "

Less lemonade, more gin

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By *attoo manMan
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Kiss and fuck

Oh, my, word . That's a lot of tattoo's.

Kiss and drinks. "

Kiss and drinks would love too

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Kiss

Drinks, kiss and throw Me over your shoulder like that humongous tree

Yes please xx

. You are seriously the definition of hunky. You guys are just lush

Awww thank you, you look great yourself x"

Thank you hun

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

[Removed by poster at 27/08/21 16:44:53]

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Fuck x

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now

I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang

Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast?

Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin

Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin.

Chunky he's scaring me now

Now I’m lost "

Are you trying to bin us now and not make it obvious . It's okay if you are. Lost my booty

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now

I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang

Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast?

Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin

Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin.

Chunky he's scaring me now

Now I’m lost

Are you trying to bin us now and not make it obvious . It's okay if you are. Lost my booty "

Never! I’m comin go for that booty

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"What have I missed

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack.

Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now

Blimey.

I'll get back in the taxi then.

Laters, beep beep

He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay

Binned us??? Does he not know who we are???? "

He must not know. We are the founders of faketaxi.fab/icebucket

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now

I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang

Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast?

Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin

Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin.

Chunky he's scaring me now

Now I’m lost

Are you trying to bin us now and not make it obvious . It's okay if you are. Lost my booty "

That booty is here to stay.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"What have I missed

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack.

Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now

Blimey.

I'll get back in the taxi then.

Laters, beep beep

He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay

Binned us??? Does he not know who we are???? "

I think that boats gone to his head. And not the one I'm thinking about

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What have I missed

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack.

Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now

Blimey.

I'll get back in the taxi then.

Laters, beep beep

He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay

Binned us??? Does he not know who we are????

He must not know. We are the founders of faketaxi.fab/icebucket "

We need a couples profile.

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Avoid

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"

Shots and fuck

What shots?

Kiss and drinks and fucks

Sounds good to me and what’s your poison? I’m easy

Pink gin and lemonade

Less lemonade, more gin "

Haha. I need the lemonade so I can fuck longer. Otherwise I'll be on my ass

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

Right who’s nicked my lube

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Kiss and fuck

Oh, my, word . That's a lot of tattoo's.

Kiss and drinks. Kiss and drinks would love too"

I just wanna see all those tattoo's

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now

I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang

Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast?

Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin

Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin.

Chunky he's scaring me now

Now I’m lost

Are you trying to bin us now and not make it obvious . It's okay if you are. Lost my booty

Never! I’m comin go for that booty "

He's changed his tune now chunky. What you reckon?. He was one of the original 3

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"So all this time I've been pissing about with taxi's, I could've been on a boat. You have disappointed me tatts. I'm upset now

I thought we soak and destroy the taxi then episode two is the boat bang

Oh my bad. Yep that was it. Gotcha now haha. Wait it's not one with sales. Tell me it's a speed boat. Iike going fast?

Not a speed boat but got a nice cabin

Right. So who's driving the boat now then. Bcz from what I can tell. You're underneath me, I'm sitting on your lap, you're driving the boat and in the cabin.

Chunky he's scaring me now

Now I’m lost

Are you trying to bin us now and not make it obvious . It's okay if you are. Lost my booty

That booty is here to stay. "

See. Why can't you be like chunky?. He knowa the right words to say haha

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"What have I missed

I think we've been dumped for a pilot and a lumberjack.

Did I mention I’m sat on a boat right now

Blimey.

I'll get back in the taxi then.

Laters, beep beep

He's bined us chunky. Imagine that ay

Binned us??? Does he not know who we are????

He must not know. We are the founders of faketaxi.fab/icebucket

We need a couples profile. "

That would be soo funny. Imagine it. Omg I'm pmsl

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

Never! I’m comin go for that booty

He's changed his tune now chunky. What you reckon?. He was one of the original 3 "

We have to keep him. He's my tag-team partner.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube "
..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low "

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"

Never! I’m comin go for that booty

He's changed his tune now chunky. What you reckon?. He was one of the original 3

We have to keep him. He's my tag-team partner. "

That's. You have chunky to thank for saving your hunky self. Think that face lucky haha

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"

Never! I’m comin go for that booty

He's changed his tune now chunky. What you reckon?. He was one of the original 3

We have to keep him. He's my tag-team partner.

That's. You have chunky to thank for saving your hunky self. Think that face lucky haha "

Tatts*

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low "

The cheek of it

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"

Never! I’m comin go for that booty

He's changed his tune now chunky. What you reckon?. He was one of the original 3

We have to keep him. He's my tag-team partner.

That's. You have chunky to thank for saving your hunky self. Think that face lucky haha "

Cheers chunk :-Take an extra turn on her ass

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck "

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck "

Ditto, especially if the,lady is wearing blue.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

The cheek of it "

I know right. Tut. Some people just don't have any manner. Very lube indeed. Sod it I tried

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? "

I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Ditto, especially if the,lady is wearing blue. "

Oh ffs. He he goes with this fucking blue again.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? "

He's a keeper.

And he has some kind of self-driving boat as backup.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts "

Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey? "

What tats we talking about here lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts

Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more "

Sounds like DP time.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

He's a keeper.

And he has some kind of self-driving boat as backup. "

Okay then. That is very true . Do you think its the same company that made kit?. I've not heard him or seen him talking into his wrist yet though?

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

What tats we talking about here lol"

The man, the myth, the legend

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts

Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more

Sounds like DP time. "

Yeehaa

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

He's a keeper.

And he has some kind of self-driving boat as backup.

Okay then. That is very true . Do you think its the same company that made kit?. I've not heard him or seen him talking into his wrist yet though? "

It does have red lights on the front, so could be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

What tats we talking about here lol

The man, the myth, the legend "

So not me then hahaha

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts

Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more

Sounds like DP time.

Yeehaa "

Front or back where you want me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Right - back later. Its been a laugh.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

He's a keeper.

And he has some kind of self-driving boat as backup.

Okay then. That is very true . Do you think its the same company that made kit?. I've not heard him or seen him talking into his wrist yet though?

It does have red lights on the front, so could be. "

Hmmmm. You'd think he'd of told us two he had one, right. I don't think he trusts us. After all the face sitting as well. I'm a little upset if he's kept that from us all this time. No wonder he keeps dipping off and saying it's "work"

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

What tats we talking about here lol

The man, the myth, the legend

So not me then hahaha"

You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts

Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more

Sounds like DP time.

Yeehaa

Front or back where you want me "

Front. You can't be trusted round the back. You may be gone and claim its work again

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. "
it’s been a fun ride

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts

Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more

Sounds like DP time.

Yeehaa

Front or back where you want me

Front. You can't be trusted round the back. You may be gone and claim its work again "

Haha so you can keep an eye on me

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. "

Aww okay sweet. Really hope the rest of your day goes well. It's been soo much fun. And thank you for making my forum experience a positive one. You're so lovely

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right - back later. Its been a laugh. it’s been a fun ride "

Beep, beep

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

I’m not flaking just catching my breath between squirts

Aww. Nice one. For that I will get off your face and onto something a bit more

Sounds like DP time.

Yeehaa

Front or back where you want me

Front. You can't be trusted round the back. You may be gone and claim its work again

Haha so you can keep an eye on me "

Exactly! . Naughty boy. We've lost a founder. You better step up

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)

Boat party? Now that sounds fun

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Right - back later. Its been a laugh.

Aww okay sweet. Really hope the rest of your day goes well. It's been soo much fun. And thank you for making my forum experience a positive one. You're so lovely "

I know. I am adorable.

You could always PM me. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

What tats we talking about here lol

The man, the myth, the legend

So not me then hahaha

You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha"

I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Boat party? Now that sounds fun "

It drives itself as well. Tats has it covered

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right - back later. Its been a laugh.

Aww okay sweet. Really hope the rest of your day goes well. It's been soo much fun. And thank you for making my forum experience a positive one. You're so lovely

I know. I am adorable.

You could always PM me. Xxx"

That you are. And great with words haha. I may do

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Right - back later. Its been a laugh.

Aww okay sweet. Really hope the rest of your day goes well. It's been soo much fun. And thank you for making my forum experience a positive one. You're so lovely

I know. I am adorable.

You could always PM me. Xxx

That you are. And great with words haha. I may do"

Kiss

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

What tats we talking about here lol

The man, the myth, the legend

So not me then hahaha

You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha

I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on "

Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore?

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right - back later. Its been a laugh.

Aww okay sweet. Really hope the rest of your day goes well. It's been soo much fun. And thank you for making my forum experience a positive one. You're so lovely

I know. I am adorable.

You could always PM me. Xxx

That you are. And great with words haha. I may do

Kiss"

We'll hello. Kiss, drinks for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo fuck x

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

What tats we talking about here lol

The man, the myth, the legend

So not me then hahaha

You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha

I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on

Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore? "

I’ve got the room if you can handle it

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Deffo fuck x"

Drinks.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

What tats we talking about here lol

The man, the myth, the legend

So not me then hahaha

You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha

I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on

Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore?

I’ve got the room if you can handle it "

Get on then haha. Long as I have plenty of ice, I'm good to go ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

What tats we talking about here lol

The man, the myth, the legend

So not me then hahaha

You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha

I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on

Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore? "

I never get motion sickness if that’s what you mean, motion of the ocean is good with me

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton

Right. I'm gonna have to get off now. I just want to say we did 3 threads lol. Amd I enjoyed everyone. Thank you so much for all who joined in. I will leave you you in the flakey but very capable hands of Tats.

If he mentions anything about work or speed bumps. Beware haha. Have a good evening everyone. Mwah!!!!

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

What tats we talking about here lol

The man, the myth, the legend

So not me then hahaha

You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha

I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on

Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore?

I never get motion sickness if that’s what you mean, motion of the ocean is good with me "

Let's ride this baby then

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"Right. I'm gonna have to get off now. I just want to say we did 3 threads lol. Amd I enjoyed everyone. Thank you so much for all who joined in. I will leave you you in the flakey but very capable hands of Tats.

If he mentions anything about work or speed bumps. Beware haha. Have a good evening everyone. Mwah!!!! "

Someone’s all puffed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

What tats we talking about here lol

The man, the myth, the legend

So not me then hahaha

You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha

I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on

Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore?

I never get motion sickness if that’s what you mean, motion of the ocean is good with me

Let's ride this baby then "

As long as when we hit the bumps we hit them hard

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"Right who’s nicked my lube ..

Nobody. It's bloody finished. I blame sparkle mtself. She used loads and then just pissed off. Something about ice running low

Oh drink then kiss then fuck

Oh we have a couple now. Kiss, drinks then get on that boat and let's do this.

Wait tats, we have enough room right?. Chunky are you sure we're keeping him. He seems very flakey?

What tats we talking about here lol

The man, the myth, the legend

So not me then hahaha

You're a living legand. Tats may not make it out alive. The snorkel seems blocked but he's a fighter bless him haha

I mean this rollercoaster seems like fun, where do I get on

Are you sure you can handle the ups and downs?. Tats we have another one. Room on the boat or has it run a a shore?

I never get motion sickness if that’s what you mean, motion of the ocean is good with me

Let's ride this baby then

As long as when we hit the bumps we hit them hard "

Of course

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