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"AND FFS please remember the OP needs love and especially smut too..... feeling all neglected " Oh, hush up and get your knickers off | |||
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"Nora your hunky housework helper wants to add if you must, but just don't flay him too hard while he's dusting the mantlepiece, or he might knock your clock over again" . I want to know who this is | |||
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"Nora your hunky housework helper wants to add if you must, but just don't flay him too hard while he's dusting the mantlepiece, or he might knock your clock over again . I want to know who this is " Go on big lad reveal yourself | |||
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"AND FFS please remember the OP needs love and especially smut too..... feeling all neglected Oh, hush up and get your knickers off " Knickers? Oh crap. Knew I forgot summat. | |||
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"NotsoPosh a sexy lady wants you to know she so would if she was that way inclined hehehe xx" Oooooooooooooooooooh Really? Like, really? Actually? I am flabbergasted and flattered as hell. | |||
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"Back in Feather duster on standby..." you?! | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her " Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? " I can confirm it was a man | |||
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"Back in Feather duster on standby... you?!" I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about | |||
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"NotsoPosh a fine fella wants to say she's one very sexy lady and she would be very comfortably sitting on my face." That's a risky endeavour you know.... There's a crush risk, a drowning risk..... I have the "no blame" paperwork if you're willing to sign though | |||
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"NotsoPosh a fine fella wants to say she's one very sexy lady and she would be very comfortably sitting on my face. That's a risky endeavour you know.... There's a crush risk, a drowning risk..... I have the "no blame" paperwork if you're willing to sign though " haha Still sounds sexy tho xx | |||
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"Saffron, a good guy would love to share his pudding with you " Ooh I love pudding!!! | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? " I'm gonna make you suck my strap on | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? " | |||
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"Saffron, a good guy would love to share his pudding with you Ooh I love pudding!!! " Thought you only ate rice | |||
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"Chunky Gent this fine fab fixture bloody loves you " Cheers Nora. X | |||
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"Oooh posh.... this hottie says Could you please let Notsoposh know that its very difficult not to want to see her looking up at me from between my legs " Oooooh which hottie? | |||
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"NotsoPosh I've been asked to deliver... I'd recreate your profile pic with you but hope your mascara is waterproof " I'll get some in special..... Feel free to come tell me | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? " Ooooh..... you're definitely a man | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? I'm gonna make you suck my strap on " Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes. Again? | |||
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"NotsoPosh this just dropped for you Do you need any DIY done around the house? My tool belt is ready and you can pay me in lurrrrrrvvvvin " I do actually...... are you any good? | |||
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"A message for posh My mate says he's been too shy to reach out to you for ages. He says you have the kindest eyes he's seen in a long time, and that he'd love to kiss you and tell you just how pretty you are..." Oh that's so lovely Don't be shy..... please | |||
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"Saffron, a good guy would love to share his pudding with you Ooh I love pudding!!! Thought you only ate rice " Rice, meat and pudding. and occasionally cheeky men | |||
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"Will you tell midnight that I’d love her to see the stars as I look down on her. " Is he going to club me like a baby seal | |||
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"For NotsoPosh From a manly man When is your next trip north! And can I see you and tinder when you do? Xx" I'm not sure yet..... but if I get to see her we may want alone time | |||
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"Will you tell midnight that I’d love her to see the stars as I look down on her. Is he going to club me like a baby seal " | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? Ooooh..... you're definitely a man " I best get my camera ready | |||
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"I've one from a sexy mate for my love.... Can you tell midnight she's made my clock stop, but I'll let her have to key to wind me up, nudge my pendulum, and leave me locked up until she simply must have me.." Oh i don't normally make clocks stop | |||
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"Will you tell midnight that I’d love her to see the stars as I look down on her. Is he going to club me like a baby seal " | |||
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"Yo Posh and Tinder!! listen up.... My mate says he'd be like Antman and would grow, were he between, them when they took that pic I have had to ask what Antman is.. I am so old " Erm..... how much is he planning to grow? Antman gets BIG! | |||
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"And another sexy arsed mate says.... Please could you tell the sexy Midnight... I think her divine figure would look good riding these thighs" Oooo tempting | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? Ooooh..... you're definitely a man I best get my camera ready " It takes a while to get the perfect shot. We may need a lot of attempts | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? Ooooh..... you're definitely a man I best get my camera ready It takes a while to get the perfect shot. We may need a lot of attempts " We best set a day or two aside | |||
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"Could you tell miss midnight I’d like her to be my miss evening ‘ miss midnight , miss morning and miss brunch ;) Food and drinks are provided along with lots of laughter and banter guaranteed " Food +drinks!! Im in!! | |||
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"Yo NSP! My sexy mate says he'd like you to round up your group of hotties and take him away for a weekend of debauchery until we are all drained and there isn’t an inch of us all unlicked. Apparently i can come if i like... Clearly I'm not a hottie lol " Oh yes you are. Oops | |||
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"Yo Posh and Tinder!! listen up.... My mate says he'd be like Antman and would grow, were he between, them when they took that pic I have had to ask what Antman is.. I am so old " | |||
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"Yo NSP! My sexy mate says he'd like you to round up your group of hotties and take him away for a weekend of debauchery until we are all drained and there isn’t an inch of us all unlicked. Apparently i can come if i like... Clearly I'm not a hottie lol " Slaps her arse. OH yes you are. Damnnnn hot. | |||
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"My extremely gorgeous mate says Will you tell Red V I think that flirting with her is a very nice way to spend a day or two. She has very flirty eyes " Well thank you, whoever you are. My flirty door is always open | |||
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"My extremely gorgeous mate says Will you tell Red V I think that flirting with her is a very nice way to spend a day or two. She has very flirty eyes Well thank you, whoever you are. My flirty door is always open " How about the trap door to your sex chamber. | |||
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"In for round 2 " I see what you did there. Seconds out. | |||
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"My extremely gorgeous mate says Will you tell Red V I think that flirting with her is a very nice way to spend a day or two. She has very flirty eyes Well thank you, whoever you are. My flirty door is always open How about the trap door to your sex chamber. " But you have the key, Flirty McFlirtPants! | |||
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"For BeardyBob Would you please tell _eardybob your mate has a few things she needs tickled with that feather duster ." born to tickle! Where do I start?... | |||
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"Dancer - by delightful mate says: it’s a delight having such a sexy friend with a saucy side. She can fiddle with his stick any day." Haha wonder how this was from | |||
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"Dancer - by delightful mate says: it’s a delight having such a sexy friend with a saucy side. She can fiddle with his stick any day. Haha wonder how this was from " Subtlety is not his strong point. | |||
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"Would you mind telling Tindergirl I need to tear off those fishnets with my teeth" Oh feel free! | |||
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"Oh I’m in! Not known for my shyness so I’ll do my own! Tom Plays - I sincerely hope you do! " You are known for marvellous boobs though. | |||
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" Let’s see if my milkshake brings any ladies to my yard Here for a good time " Can't stop singing this now ffs | |||
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"Oooh a full box again Message for rascal- come face plant between my thighs x Doooo it rascal.... she be sexy " consider face well and truly planted!! | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? Ooooh..... you're definitely a man I best get my camera ready It takes a while to get the perfect shot. We may need a lot of attempts We best set a day or two aside " Absofuckinglutely | |||
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"Yo NSP! My sexy mate says he'd like you to round up your group of hotties and take him away for a weekend of debauchery until we are all drained and there isn’t an inch of us all unlicked. Apparently i can come if i like... Clearly I'm not a hottie lol " You so are! Hotties...... assemble! | |||
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"Message for the lovely NSP - would you like to get your mouth around my lady bits? X" Wow | |||
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"Oh I’m in! Not known for my shyness so I’ll do my own! Tom Plays - I sincerely hope you do! You are known for marvellous boobs though. " Am I? I’d have thought I was known for my arse? Here I was thinking it was my best feature! | |||
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"CG..... my sexy mate wants one of your desserts " They are only a PM away. | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? Ooooh..... you're definitely a man I best get my camera ready It takes a while to get the perfect shot. We may need a lot of attempts We best set a day or two aside Absofuckinglutely " Your halo is slipping | |||
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"Oooh a full box again Message for rascal- come face plant between my thighs x Doooo it rascal.... she be sexy consider face well and truly planted!! " Oh you look nice! | |||
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"Would you mind telling Tindergirl I need to tear off those fishnets with my teeth Oh feel free! " Be careful what you wish for | |||
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"Oh I’m in! Not known for my shyness so I’ll do my own! Tom Plays - I sincerely hope you do! You are known for marvellous boobs though. Am I? I’d have thought I was known for my arse? Here I was thinking it was my best feature! " I could road test both and give you my views… | |||
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"Message for the lovely NSP - would you like to get your mouth around my lady bits? X" Why, that's an offer it would be rude to refuse..... whose lady bits am I losing my cherry to? | |||
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"I've a message for my sexy mate from a fittie.... Could you tell the absolutely stunning Fallenangel that her status updates make me giggle on a daily basis" nice pics _otsoposh ???? | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? Ooooh..... you're definitely a man I best get my camera ready It takes a while to get the perfect shot. We may need a lot of attempts We best set a day or two aside Absofuckinglutely Your halo is slipping " I'll put it on the bedside table | |||
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"Can you ask Posh.. What she is doing to that poor man's knob? Did he get bitten by a snake and she is trying to suck the poison out? If so I think I've been bitten too " It did swell up a lot just after I licked it..... | |||
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"I've a message for my sexy mate from a fittie.... Could you tell the absolutely stunning Fallenangel that her status updates make me giggle on a daily basis nice pics _otsoposh ????" Why thank you | |||
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"Message for rascal - can’t wait to get those sparks flying with you! Let’s dance x" I’ll maybe leave the angle grinder at home….just putting the Cubans on now | |||
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"Oh I’m in! Not known for my shyness so I’ll do my own! Tom Plays - I sincerely hope you do! You are known for marvellous boobs though. Am I? I’d have thought I was known for my arse? Here I was thinking it was my best feature! I could road test both and give you my views… " The mind boggles as to how you’d ‘road test’ a pair of boobies? | |||
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"Oh I’m in! Not known for my shyness so I’ll do my own! Tom Plays - I sincerely hope you do! " Haha that’s what the label says | |||
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"Hey Dancer you beaut a devilishly handsome chap would like you to know hes got a special delivery of toys, just for your peach " Oooh interesting | |||
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"Would you mind telling Tindergirl I need to tear off those fishnets with my teeth Oh feel free! Be careful what you wish for " Oh my | |||
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"Oh I’m in! Not known for my shyness so I’ll do my own! Tom Plays - I sincerely hope you do! You are known for marvellous boobs though. Am I? I’d have thought I was known for my arse? Here I was thinking it was my best feature! I could road test both and give you my views… The mind boggles as to how you’d ‘road test’ a pair of boobies? " There are three basic tests, the rubbing, with hands, the licking/sucking, and the rubbing, with cock in the middle. All very scientific, British Standard Approved I believe. | |||
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"Drama freee you utter sex god. My delicious sex goddess of a mate says what's your favourite spread so she can stock up? " Whipped cream....i'll head South | |||
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"Tell _otsoposh I want to recreate her profile pic with her Who? Who does? Is it *gasps* a MAN? Ooooh..... you're definitely a man I best get my camera ready It takes a while to get the perfect shot. We may need a lot of attempts We best set a day or two aside Absofuckinglutely Your halo is slipping I'll put it on the bedside table " That'd be for the best | |||
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"My sexy mate says Tell Wonko You and me out on the tear this weekend, you in?" no chance | |||
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"Would you mind telling Tindergirl I need to tear off those fishnets with my teeth Oh feel free! Be careful what you wish for Oh my " My hands would be otherwise engaged | |||
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"My sexy mate says Tell Wonko You and me out on the tear this weekend, you in? no chance" Awww, spoilsport | |||
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"Drama Freee my absolutely gorgeous mate is so tempted to break all her rules for him" If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun..... | |||
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"My sexy mate says Tell Wonko You and me out on the tear this weekend, you in? no chance Awww, spoilsport " yup | |||
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"Oh my I’m in. Eeny meeny miny mo… " Pick me pick me | |||
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"Can I be in? -C" My lap is free, if you'd like to take a seat. | |||
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"Oh I’m in! Not known for my shyness so I’ll do my own! Tom Plays - I sincerely hope you do! You are known for marvellous boobs though. Am I? I’d have thought I was known for my arse? Here I was thinking it was my best feature! I could road test both and give you my views… The mind boggles as to how you’d ‘road test’ a pair of boobies? There are three basic tests, the rubbing, with hands, the licking/sucking, and the rubbing, with cock in the middle. All very scientific, British Standard Approved I believe. " A most thorough and considered response. Thank you! | |||
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"JxxTxx my charming friend says that you've turned his head. " Oh my thank you I’ve no idea how I’d guess who xx | |||
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"One from a lovely friend for my sexy mate.... Dancer 36......just simply the ultimate in sexual fantasies...beautiful, sexy and naughty.." Aw thank you x | |||
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"My lovely friend says can you tell Red Volupta that she is Awesomesauce, please? I agree " Except, awesome, because I’m not sure about the sauce bit | |||
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