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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton

Thought I'd start one seeing as I didn't see one already up .

Be kind

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Fuck

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Fuck "

. Drink. (Gin)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Fuck

. Drink. (Gin) "

Lots of kisses. Then if shedoesn't run away....

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By *iscreteguy1287Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Fuck

. Drink. (Gin) "

Fuck

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Fuck

. Drink. (Gin)

Lots of kisses. Then if shedoesn't run away.... "

Are you bringing cakes?

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Fuck

. Drink. (Gin)

Fuck "

A cheeky kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck

. Drink. (Gin)

Fuck

A cheeky kiss "

Fuck

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Fuck

. Drink. (Gin)

Fuck

A cheeky kiss

Fuck "

Damm. Those are some strong legs . Kiss and then....

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton

Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha"

Drinks it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks and kisses

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Drinks and kisses "

The next round is on me.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Drinks and kisses

The next round is on me. "

My round big guy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

I’ll get a round in for you all

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I’ll get a round in for you all "

Drinks, looks like an Absinthe man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll get a round in for you all

Drinks, looks like an Absinthe man! "

Drink and spin some tunes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll get a round in for you all

Drinks, looks like an Absinthe man! "

Drink, I remember some good pubs in Sheffield

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"I’ll get a round in for you all

Drinks, looks like an Absinthe man! "

Haha still Not tried that yet

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then "

Forget the drinks, we fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs tom

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking "

Sex for sure.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I’ll get a round in for you all "

Gin for me please. And maybe onto the cocktails

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I’ll get a round in for you all

Drinks, looks like an Absinthe man!

Haha still Not tried that yet "

Don’t, it tastes like aftershave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs tom "

You airborne move to slow

Sorry dude I’ll step aside next time she passes

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure. "

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck?

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"I’ll get a round in for you all

Gin for me please. And maybe onto the cocktails "

Bumfuck

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’ll get a round in for you all

Gin for me please. And maybe onto the cocktails "

(Reaches for his shaker)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jäger please

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Ffs tom

You airborne move to slow

Sorry dude I’ll step aside next time she passes "

Lol. Gotta be quick

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure.

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck? "

Soap that ass then see what happens!

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I’ll get a round in for you all

Gin for me please. And maybe onto the cocktails

(Reaches for his shaker) "

Oh. You make cocktails? I'm in

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"I’ll get a round in for you all

Gin for me please. And maybe onto the cocktails "

Now we’re talking bring out the gin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs tom

You airborne move to slow

Sorry dude I’ll step aside next time she passes "

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure.

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck?

Soap that ass then see what happens! "

Got enough bars?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’ll get a round in for you all

Gin for me please. And maybe onto the cocktails

(Reaches for his shaker)

Oh. You make cocktails? I'm in "

I know where to put the tail and the cock.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I’ll get a round in for you all

Gin for me please. And maybe onto the cocktails

Now we’re talking bring out the gin!"

Hey. Let's do this

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I’ll get a round in for you all

Gin for me please. And maybe onto the cocktails

(Reaches for his shaker)

Oh. You make cocktails? I'm in

I know where to put the tail and the cock. "

Ffs haha

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure.

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck?

Soap that ass then see what happens!

Got enough bars? "

I’ll bring plenty! We could start on the front afterwards

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Ffs tom

You airborne move to slow

Sorry dude I’ll step aside next time she passes

"

Drinks, kiss and if he's a good kisser

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll get me coat

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure.

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck?

Soap that ass then see what happens!

Got enough bars?

I’ll bring plenty! We could start on the front afterwards "

I can reach the front fine haha

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I'll get me coat "

Where you going hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks see whare the night takes us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure.

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck?

Soap that ass then see what happens!

Got enough bars?

I’ll bring plenty! We could start on the front afterwards

I can reach the front fine haha"

Too old so it will be just a Drink x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun? "

To find the tail.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Drinks see whare the night takes us "

You seem funny drinks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks see whare the night takes us

You seem funny drinks.. "

Thanks I try to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks see whare the night takes us

You seem funny drinks.. "

Ooo and definitely drinks

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Drinks see whare the night takes us "

What's your poisen?

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure.

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck?

Soap that ass then see what happens!

Got enough bars?

I’ll bring plenty! We could start on the front afterwards

I can reach the front fine haha

Too old so it will be just a Drink x"

If that suit isn't rented. Who knows ha

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail. "

Let us know when you find it ha

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha"

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure.

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck?

Soap that ass then see what happens!

Got enough bars?

I’ll bring plenty! We could start on the front afterwards

I can reach the front fine haha

Too old so it will be just a Drink x

If that suit isn't rented. Who knows ha"

drinks Guinness for me and the lady its up to her and kisses i won't be cocky on the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure.

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck?

Soap that ass then see what happens!

Got enough bars?

I’ll bring plenty! We could start on the front afterwards

I can reach the front fine haha

Too old so it will be just a Drink x

If that suit isn't rented. Who knows ha"

Oh it is not x

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey. "

You sure? . You might get lost

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure.

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck?

Soap that ass then see what happens!

Got enough bars?

I’ll bring plenty! We could start on the front afterwards

I can reach the front fine haha

Too old so it will be just a Drink x

If that suit isn't rented. Who knows hadrinks Guinness for me and the lady its up to her and kisses i won't be cocky on the rest "

I will have a pink gin with lemonade please

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost "

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure.

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck?

Soap that ass then see what happens!

Got enough bars?

I’ll bring plenty! We could start on the front afterwards

I can reach the front fine haha

Too old so it will be just a Drink x

If that suit isn't rented. Who knows ha

Oh it is not x"

Grab your blazer

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar. "

You're killing me haha

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar. "

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

You're killing me haha"

At least you'll go with a smile on your face

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye! "

I think we'll need lots if beer. HIC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks see whare the night takes us

What's your poisen? "

Jack Daniels and cola

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Drinks see whare the night takes us

What's your poisen?

Jack Daniels and cola "

Drinks and lots of laughs!

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye! "

Heeey.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

You're killing me haha

At least you'll go with a smile on your face "

That is very true

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Drink… Cocktails

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey. "

And what does the lady desire?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

To drink (filthy minded woman).

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey. "

We can drink while I’m soaping your arse!

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton

You're all alcoholics lol.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey.

We can drink while I’m soaping your arse! "

Is that even safe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're all alcoholics lol. "

Drinks, flirt then fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends on how the cocktails go

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey.

We can drink while I’m soaping your arse!

Is that even safe? "

I'll give him a straw.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck"

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"It all depends on how the cocktails go"

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

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By *evonDionysusMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck "

Ooh flirt and drinks please!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck "

More drinking everyone is going to fucked up in here...

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey.

We can drink while I’m soaping your arse!

Is that even safe?

I'll give him a straw. "

What. A plastic one or one of those new biodegradable one's?

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By *evonDionysusMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

Ooh flirt and drinks please! "

And then a fuck ….

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey.

We can drink while I’m soaping your arse!

Is that even safe? "

Trust me, I’m a health professional!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail "

That depends on whether I want too

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

Ooh flirt and drinks please! "

Ditto

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

More drinking everyone is going to fucked up in here..."

I can drink and fuck, up to a point of course.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

Ooh flirt and drinks please!

And then a fuck …. "

Did you miss that one ha

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

Someone bring a mop it’ll get messy either way

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey.

We can drink while I’m soaping your arse!

Is that even safe?

I'll give him a straw.

What. A plastic one or one of those new biodegradable one's? "

It's for the pint you kinky sod.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey.

We can drink while I’m soaping your arse!

Is that even safe?

Trust me, I’m a health professional! "

That's what they all say

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By *evonDionysusMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

Ooh flirt and drinks please!

And then a fuck ….

Did you miss that one ha"

No - just taking my time… x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure.

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck?

Soap that ass then see what happens!

Got enough bars?

I’ll bring plenty! We could start on the front afterwards

I can reach the front fine haha

Too old so it will be just a Drink x

If that suit isn't rented. Who knows ha

Oh it is not x

Grab your blazer "

Blazer grabbed and I shall see you in the bar xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey.

We can drink while I’m soaping your arse!

Is that even safe?

Trust me, I’m a health professional!

That's what they all say "

Drink, kiss, fuck....

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too"

Want to what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what? "

Fuck you

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By *reakyandcheekyCouple
over a year ago

derby


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what? "

Drinks and fuck

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Someone bring a mop it’ll get messy either way "

Oh. Trust me it will

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey.

We can drink while I’m soaping your arse!

Is that even safe?

I'll give him a straw.

What. A plastic one or one of those new biodegradable one's?

It's for the pint you kinky sod. "

Ay. I'm just thinking of the environment

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what?

Drinks and fuck "

Can i get Cheeky with you?

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

Ooh flirt and drinks please!

And then a fuck ….

Did you miss that one ha

No - just taking my time… x"

Arr. I see. No rush

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha

Drinks it is then

Forget the drinks, we fucking

Sex for sure.

Mmmmm. Drinks then fuck?

Soap that ass then see what happens!

Got enough bars?

I’ll bring plenty! We could start on the front afterwards

I can reach the front fine haha

Too old so it will be just a Drink x

If that suit isn't rented. Who knows ha

Oh it is not x

Grab your blazer

Blazer grabbed and I shall see you in the bar xx"

Bar?. That's a bit open for bars of soap and straws isn't it?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey.

We can drink while I’m soaping your arse!

Is that even safe?

I'll give him a straw.

What. A plastic one or one of those new biodegradable one's?

It's for the pint you kinky sod.

Ay. I'm just thinking of the environment "

And I was thinking of fucking your arse once he's soaped it up.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey.

We can drink while I’m soaping your arse!

Is that even safe?

Trust me, I’m a health professional!

That's what they all say

Drink, kiss, fuck.... "

Drinks and a kiss to start

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton

[Removed by poster at 27/08/21 14:05:29]

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Drinks... A rhubarb gin for you

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what?

Fuck you "

No drinks for you then. Kiss and fuck and on your bike ha

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what?

Drinks and fuck "

What. No kissing?. Just a fuck for you then

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Beverley

oh kiss definitely

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"I'll get me coat

Where you going hun?

To find the tail.

Let us know when you find it ha

Bend over and I'll have a nosey.

You sure? . You might get lost

Don't worry. My tongue has built in radar.

Two pints, one for me and one for Hawkeye!

Heeey.

We can drink while I’m soaping your arse!

Is that even safe?

I'll give him a straw.

What. A plastic one or one of those new biodegradable one's?

It's for the pint you kinky sod.

Ay. I'm just thinking of the environment

And I was thinking of fucking your arse once he's soaped it up. "

Nice . Lol

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

Is this the foreplay then during drinks

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Drinks... A rhubarb gin for you "

Never tried that gin. Kiss for you sweet

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"oh kiss definitely

"

Drinks and a cheeky kiss

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex. "

You reckon she’s wearing any

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Is this the foreplay then during drinks "

Seems like it. Gonna lots of bubbles and alcohol about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what?

Drinks and fuck

What. No kissing?. Just a fuck for you then "

Of course a kiss is where we get the chemistry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks... A rhubarb gin for you

Never tried that gin. Kiss for you sweet"

With them sexy looking lips definitely kiss!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

You reckon she’s wearing any "

Blue one's i hope.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex. "

That won't work. I very rarely wear knickers

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

You reckon she’s wearing any "

You've pulled. Let's go. Thread closed lol

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

You reckon she’s wearing any

You've pulled. Let's go. Thread closed lol"

Whatever you like.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what?

Drinks and fuck

What. No kissing?. Just a fuck for you then

Of course a kiss is where we get the chemistry"

Mmmmmm

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Drinks... A rhubarb gin for you

Never tried that gin. Kiss for you sweet"

I'd love that kiss and my hand would wander...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

That won't work. I very rarely wear knickers "

If you're wearing blue ones I'll know you want extra filth.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Drinks... A rhubarb gin for you

Never tried that gin. Kiss for you sweet

With them sexy looking lips definitely kiss!"

Always start with a sexy kiss

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

You reckon she’s wearing any

Blue one's i hope. "

Nope lol

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

You reckon she’s wearing any

Blue one's i hope.

Nope lol"

Kiss

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

You reckon she’s wearing any

You've pulled. Let's go. Thread closed lol

Whatever you like. "

You have to choose. Kiss and drink for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinks... A rhubarb gin for you

Never tried that gin. Kiss for you sweet

With them sexy looking lips definitely kiss!

Always start with a sexy kiss "

Of course, then a drink and .. I’ll leave that next bit for you to answer

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Drinks... A rhubarb gin for you

Never tried that gin. Kiss for you sweetI'd love that kiss and my hand would wander... "

Hmmm. Careful of my piercings

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

That won't work. I very rarely wear knickers

If you're wearing blue ones I'll know you want extra filth. "

And if I'm not?

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

You reckon she’s wearing any

Blue one's i hope.

Nope lol

Kiss"

Drinks

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

You reckon she’s wearing any

You've pulled. Let's go. Thread closed lol"

Wow it’s like winning the lottery

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Drinks... A rhubarb gin for you

Never tried that gin. Kiss for you sweet

With them sexy looking lips definitely kiss!

Always start with a sexy kiss

Of course, then a drink and .. I’ll leave that next bit for you to answer "

Kiss and drinks. Aww a gentleman

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

That won't work. I very rarely wear knickers

If you're wearing blue ones I'll know you want extra filth.

And if I'm not? "

Then I'll let you chose the amount of filth.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

You reckon she’s wearing any

You've pulled. Let's go. Thread closed lol

Wow it’s like winning the lottery "

The ten pound lottery?

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

That won't work. I very rarely wear knickers

If you're wearing blue ones I'll know you want extra filth.

And if I'm not?

Then I'll let you chose the amount of filth. "

Godd answer. Well done sir

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By *evonDionysusMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

Ooh flirt and drinks please!

And then a fuck ….

Did you miss that one ha

No - just taking my time… x

Arr. I see. No rush "

Indeed - good things should always be given time to enjoy to their fullest don’t you think? Why rush what feels wonderful..?

Xx

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton

Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon?

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

That won't work. I very rarely wear knickers

If you're wearing blue ones I'll know you want extra filth.

And if I'm not?

Then I'll let you chose the amount of filth.

Godd answer. Well done sir "

Oh I’d obviously buy you a drink first… what will the lady be having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what?

Drinks and fuck

What. No kissing?. Just a fuck for you then

Of course a kiss is where we get the chemistry

Mmmmmm"

Loads of attention, can you handle everyone?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

That won't work. I very rarely wear knickers

If you're wearing blue ones I'll know you want extra filth.

And if I'm not?

Then I'll let you chose the amount of filth. "

Shots jager bomb or sambuca.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

Ooh flirt and drinks please!

And then a fuck ….

Did you miss that one ha

No - just taking my time… x

Arr. I see. No rush

Indeed - good things should always be given time to enjoy to their fullest don’t you think? Why rush what feels wonderful..?

Xx"

I do indeed. He said wonderful. He's never met me. Poor sod.

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

That won't work. I very rarely wear knickers

If you're wearing blue ones I'll know you want extra filth.

And if I'm not?

Then I'll let you chose the amount of filth.

Godd answer. Well done sir

Oh I’d obviously buy you a drink first… what will the lady be having?"

Pink gin please. Kiss for you

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what?

Drinks and fuck

What. No kissing?. Just a fuck for you then

Of course a kiss is where we get the chemistry

Mmmmmm

Loads of attention, can you handle everyone?"

I may need help

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon? "

You're going to be pissed and sore.

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By *evonDionysusMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

Ooh flirt and drinks please!

And then a fuck ….

Did you miss that one ha

No - just taking my time… x

Arr. I see. No rush

Indeed - good things should always be given time to enjoy to their fullest don’t you think? Why rush what feels wonderful..?

Xx

I do indeed. He said wonderful. He's never met me. Poor sod. "

?? Pace doesn’t replace the firmness of the act - hard and fast but prolonged ..?

X

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon?

You're going to be pissed and sore. "

I'm going to need a bucket and lots of ice

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

You reckon she’s wearing any

You've pulled. Let's go. Thread closed lol

Wow it’s like winning the lottery

The ten pound lottery? "

Euro millions of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what?

Drinks and fuck

What. No kissing?. Just a fuck for you then

Of course a kiss is where we get the chemistry

Mmmmmm

Loads of attention, can you handle everyone?

I may need help "

like your sense of humour, so I’d have a drink first then kiss and fuck you over a period of time

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Avoid

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

Ooh flirt and drinks please!

And then a fuck ….

Did you miss that one ha

No - just taking my time… x

Arr. I see. No rush

Indeed - good things should always be given time to enjoy to their fullest don’t you think? Why rush what feels wonderful..?

Xx

I do indeed. He said wonderful. He's never met me. Poor sod.

?? Pace doesn’t replace the firmness of the act - hard and fast but prolonged ..?

X"

Check this one out. Sounds like he knows what he's doing. Not too prolonged though I hope

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon?

You're going to be pissed and sore.

I'm going to need a bucket and lots of ice "

For the drinks or your arse?

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"OP - I'd like to have a chat and some drinks.

Wait until you're laughing so much your knickers fall off and then have lots of filthy sex.

You reckon she’s wearing any

You've pulled. Let's go. Thread closed lol

Wow it’s like winning the lottery

The ten pound lottery?

Euro millions of course "

Heeeey haha. Oh please. More like the scratch card lottery. But I'll take it. Euro millions it is.

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon?

You're going to be pissed and sore.

I'm going to need a bucket and lots of ice

For the drinks or your arse? "

Iced bumholes what a kink

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what?

Drinks and fuck

What. No kissing?. Just a fuck for you then

Of course a kiss is where we get the chemistry

Mmmmmm

Loads of attention, can you handle everyone?

I may need help

like your sense of humour, so I’d have a drink first then kiss and fuck you over a period of time "

Haha. Period of time sounds long and overdrawn. An hour tops. Maybe longer if we have breaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what?

Drinks and fuck

What. No kissing?. Just a fuck for you then

Of course a kiss is where we get the chemistry

Mmmmmm

Loads of attention, can you handle everyone?

I may need help

like your sense of humour, so I’d have a drink first then kiss and fuck you over a period of time

Haha. Period of time sounds long and overdrawn. An hour tops. Maybe longer if we have breaks "

Five minutes then a packet of crisps

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton

[Removed by poster at 27/08/21 14:24:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/08/21 14:25:07]

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon?

You're going to be pissed and sore.

I'm going to need a bucket and lots of ice

For the drinks or your arse? "

The bucket is so I can be sick bcz I'm pissed and the ice is for my poor vag and booty

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"[Removed by poster at 27/08/21 14:24:52]"

Ha ha ha. I saw that

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon?

You're going to be pissed and sore.

I'm going to need a bucket and lots of ice

For the drinks or your arse?

Iced bumholes what a kink "

It's chilly and warm at the same time

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon?

You're going to be pissed and sore.

I'm going to need a bucket and lots of ice

For the drinks or your arse?

The bucket is so I can be sick bcz I'm pissed and the ice is for my poor vag and booty "

I'd kiss them better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon?

You're going to be pissed and sore.

I'm going to need a bucket and lots of ice "

Hahaha, on the plus side it’s bank holiday weekend so you have a few days to space them out between lol. Maybe stock up on plenty of ice cream as well lol x

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By *evonDionysusMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

Ooh flirt and drinks please!

And then a fuck ….

Did you miss that one ha

No - just taking my time… x

Arr. I see. No rush

Indeed - good things should always be given time to enjoy to their fullest don’t you think? Why rush what feels wonderful..?

Xx

I do indeed. He said wonderful. He's never met me. Poor sod.

?? Pace doesn’t replace the firmness of the act - hard and fast but prolonged ..?

X

Check this one out. Sounds like he knows what he's doing. Not too prolonged though I hope "

Ready when you are - arriving together maybe..?

Xx

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what?

Drinks and fuck

What. No kissing?. Just a fuck for you then

Of course a kiss is where we get the chemistry

Mmmmmm

Loads of attention, can you handle everyone?

I may need help

like your sense of humour, so I’d have a drink first then kiss and fuck you over a period of time

Haha. Period of time sounds long and overdrawn. An hour tops. Maybe longer if we have breaks

Five minutes then a packet of crisps "

Better be walkers or get out my bed and take your crumbs with you

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"[Removed by poster at 27/08/21 14:24:52]

Ha ha ha. I saw that "

What was it. Something cheeky?

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Kiss... maybe more

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon?

You're going to be pissed and sore.

I'm going to need a bucket and lots of ice

For the drinks or your arse?

The bucket is so I can be sick bcz I'm pissed and the ice is for my poor vag and booty

I'd kiss them better. "

Prefer if you kicked it better

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"[Removed by poster at 27/08/21 14:24:52]

Ha ha ha. I saw that

What was it. Something cheeky? "

It was your's...... And no

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon?

You're going to be pissed and sore.

I'm going to need a bucket and lots of ice

Hahaha, on the plus side it’s bank holiday weekend so you have a few days to space them out between lol. Maybe stock up on plenty of ice cream as well lol x"

Clever man. I like that. Drinks and kiss for you sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It all depends on how the cocktails go

What cocktails?. I think someome is still looking for the tail

That depends on whether I want too

Want to what?

Drinks and fuck

What. No kissing?. Just a fuck for you then

Of course a kiss is where we get the chemistry

Mmmmmm

Loads of attention, can you handle everyone?

I may need help

like your sense of humour, so I’d have a drink first then kiss and fuck you over a period of time

Haha. Period of time sounds long and overdrawn. An hour tops. Maybe longer if we have breaks

Five minutes then a packet of crisps

Better be walkers or get out my bed and take your crumbs with you "

Quavers i don’t want to run out of energy

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

Just sit on my face already I’ll bring the crisps and drinks

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By *evonDionysusMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon?

You're going to be pissed and sore.

I'm going to need a bucket and lots of ice

For the drinks or your arse?

The bucket is so I can be sick bcz I'm pissed and the ice is for my poor vag and booty

I'd kiss them better.

Prefer if you kicked it better "

Or cropped it..? Such a good use of a leather crop don’t you think?

Xx

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By *elilah999 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Malton


"You're all alcoholics lol.

Drinks, flirt then fuck

What drinks we talking? I do love a good flirt and a good hard fuck

Ooh flirt and drinks please!

And then a fuck ….

Did you miss that one ha

No - just taking my time… x

Arr. I see. No rush

Indeed - good things should always be given time to enjoy to their fullest don’t you think? Why rush what feels wonderful..?

Xx

I do indeed. He said wonderful. He's never met me. Poor sod.

?? Pace doesn’t replace the firmness of the act - hard and fast but prolonged ..?

X

Check this one out. Sounds like he knows what he's doing. Not too prolonged though I hope

Ready when you are - arriving together maybe..?

Xx"

At the station? . Choo, Choo

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Surely I'm not the only female or couple on fab this afternoon?

You're going to be pissed and sore.

I'm going to need a bucket and lots of ice

For the drinks or your arse?

The bucket is so I can be sick bcz I'm pissed and the ice is for my poor vag and booty

I'd kiss them better.

Prefer if you kicked it better "

'Kicked'????? You are kinky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does nobody want to buy me a drink? ha"

Lol I’d buy you a drink, then later hope to steal a kiss and if you’ve not run away in disgust be your booty call anytime you desired. Plus I can also bake a pretty good cake lol

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