FabSwingers.com forum: Are you a cliche

By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

OK so just for fun have had or done what some people see as the big sex cliches over 20 pineapple and you need to be ashamed.lol

Sex in every room of your the house.. 2

Sex in a car.. 3

Sex on the beach..5

Sex in a pub toilet ..5

Sex outside..3

Sex with a older person 10 years+..2

Sex in a limo being driven along..3

Anal sex..1

Threesome..2

Sex toys..1

Blindfold and whip..1

Owned furry handcuffs..20

Just fun add them up and count your pineapple..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 woo I’m not a heathen!

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

We have 45 pineapples feel very ashamed of ourselves.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’m 55 and I’ve never had sex in a car, I got a blowjob once, but never full sex. I’ve had my own flat since being 18, so never needed too.

I regret it now…

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"10 woo I’m not a heathen!

Must say little disappointed thought everybody in the world and a pair of them furry f****** handcuffs.

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have 45 pineapples feel very ashamed of ourselves.

If you own furry handcuffs then you've earned that shame ;-p

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"I’m 55 and I’ve never had sex in a car, I got a blowjob once, but never full sex. I’ve had my own flat since being 18, so never needed too.

I regret it now…

You can have it

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 woo I’m not a heathen!

Must say little disappointed thought everybody in the world and a pair of them furry f****** handcuffs."

I’ve old police cuffs instead

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

9 pineapples for us

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"We have 45 pineapples feel very ashamed of ourselves.

If you own furry handcuffs then you've earned that shame ;-p "

Red and black not sure if we ever paid for them think we may have picked them up on our travels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"40 …

SLAG!!’

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"9 pineapples for us

Rookie numbers must try harder or don't it's up to you.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

4. I'm on the wrong site

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"40 …

SLAG!!’"

The world secretly loves slags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 woo I’m not a heathen!

Must say little disappointed thought everybody in the world and a pair of them furry f****** handcuffs."

I had a spanking bench made with stocks and when they arrived they had been lined with fake fur. Nowhere on the photos of the item was there any fur or mention of it in the item description. I was sooooo pissed off. Took ages to remove as well as the glue had fused it to the wood. Not a happy bunny lol

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By *ittycenMan
over a year ago

south west

Ten

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A very average 12.

I'm not very kinky.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Ooh only 13

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over a year ago

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"We have 45 pineapples feel very ashamed of ourselves.

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Just waiting for a virgin with a drawer full of handcuffs to blow all your low stores out of the water.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

17 we own furry handcuffs but have not used them do we have to count them?

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"We have 45 pineapples feel very ashamed of ourselves.

The Man from Delmonte is coming round later to put them in tins.

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Just waiting for a virgin with a drawer full of handcuffs to blow all your low stores out of the water."

Bloody predictive text (scores).

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

45,never had sex in limo whilst being driven.

Anyway what about the sex in a hot tub / jacuzzi / sauna? How many points for each of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a 7 pineapple

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"45,never had sex in limo whilst being driven.

Anyway what about the sex in a hot tub / jacuzzi / sauna? How many points for each of them? "

Wow need to we do the whole damn thing again now forgot about the jacuzzi.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Just waiting for a virgin with a drawer full of handcuffs to blow all your low stores out of the water."

Im sure he won't be long.

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"I'm a 7 pineapple

Yes with that haircut...

(Kidding)

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

45, in my defence the handcuffs were a gag gift that came in handy.

Anyone own a limo?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

7. I'm a good girl really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm not looking to good 39

only two things on the list I haven’t done

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over a year ago

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

45 here

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

I'm a boring 10 OH is a 15 cos she has had sex with another woman in public toilets (Well pub) more than once

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Just waiting for a virgin with a drawer full of handcuffs to blow all your low stores out of the water.

Im sure he won't be long.

Had money on it being your good self..

sorry

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45.....

Just call me Miss. F. Ilthybitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limo and beach is the only ones I haven’t but will get around to them sometime

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 12

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

25….off to buy some furry handcuffs now

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

17…

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By *ouise8300Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

18 for me. I'm purchasing

furry handcuffs as we speak

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over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Just waiting for a virgin with a drawer full of handcuffs to blow all your low stores out of the water.

Im sure he won't be long.

Had money on it being your good self..

sorry

Oh. I'm sweet and innocent, as you can see in my pic.

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

15, x x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dissapointed in myself

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I’m 55 and I’ve never had sex in a car, I got a blowjob once, but never full sex. I’ve had my own flat since being 18, so never needed too.

I regret it now…

You can have it

Meh, I’m not that arsed, oh, and I forgot to say 35.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

33 good job I like pineapple

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"33 good job I like pineapple

Taxi to Northampton please.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just 11 sadly ...

Although I'm not sure why furry handcuffs score 20 but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shocking 4

Note to self …

Work to be done !!!!

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Amazon is like wtf !!!!! Handcuffs with fake fur trim

You never know we sell enough we might send Jef back to the space.

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By *econdhand RoseWoman
over a year ago

Nr Dumfries

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Just 11 sadly ...

Although I'm not sure why furry handcuffs score 20 but hey ho

Because I want everyone to score highly and assumed everybody had some of these things under their bed but no just us..

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Everything but the limo, sure is a lot of pineapples,my handcuffs aren’t furry though, and I have two pair

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"40 …

SLAG!!’"

I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A paltry 11 for me.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Just 11 sadly ...

Although I'm not sure why furry handcuffs score 20 but hey ho

Because I want everyone to score highly and assumed everybody had some of these things under their bed but no just us..

Just you by looks of things.

mine went rusty with lack of use.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I’m 55 and I’ve never had sex in a car, I got a blowjob once, but never full sex. I’ve had my own flat since being 18, so never needed too.

I regret it now…

You can have it

There's an offer

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By *erlins5Man
over a year ago

South Fife

20 for me... If I buy furry hand cuffs I am 40....eeeek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 15 for me, I feel I need to earn some more shame

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over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

26 here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"45 here"

MAN WHORE!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Only 15 for me, I feel I need to earn some more shame

Always happy to lend a hand.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Only 15 for me, I feel I need to earn some more shame

Step into my office.....

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

38, but it was the handcuffs that did it... honest!

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"20 for me... If I buy furry hand cuffs I am 40....eeeek"

Lies, you're a virgin and got some

Handcuffs for when you get a girlfriend and she will not be able to get away the show you love her you got fur ones so she did not hurt herself.

I am joking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK so just for fun have had or done what some people see as the big sex cliches over 20 pineapple and you need to be ashamed.lol

Sex in every room of your the house.. 2

Sex in a car.. 3

Sex on the beach..5

Sex in a pub toilet ..5

Sex outside..3

Sex with a older person 10 years+..2

Sex in a limo being driven along..3

Anal sex..1

Threesome..2

Sex toys..1

Blindfold and whip..1

Owned furry handcuffs..20

Just fun add them up and count your pineapple.."

I'm stuck on the every room of the house part.... Other people's bedrooms seems inappropriate so how literal do you take every room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"40 …

SLAG!!’

I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman"

Totally

I haven’t done the fuck me in the pub toilet yet , still keeping it classy

(bishhhh, who is she kidding

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only 15 for me, I feel I need to earn some more shame

Step into my office.....

Why, is that where you keep your furry handcuffs?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I’m 55 and I’ve never had sex in a car, I got a blowjob once, but never full sex. I’ve had my own flat since being 18, so never needed too.

I regret it now…

You can have it

There's an offer

I wasn’t sure? Maybe I should ask?

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By *aynLexiCouple
over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

Only 12

I'm disappointed in myself

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Only 15 for me, I feel I need to earn some more shame

Ok where would you like to start.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just 11 sadly ...

Although I'm not sure why furry handcuffs score 20 but hey ho

Because I want everyone to score highly and assumed everybody had some of these things under their bed but no just us..

Haha well I've never owned any .. Do I get extra points for owning Stocks

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Only 12

I'm disappointed in myself

Lx"

40 bonus points if you go to a foam party within the next couple of weekends.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"OK so just for fun have had or done what some people see as the big sex cliches over 20 pineapple and you need to be ashamed.lol

Sex in every room of your the house.. 2

Sex in a car.. 3

Sex on the beach..5

Sex in a pub toilet ..5

Sex outside..3

Sex with a older person 10 years+..2

Sex in a limo being driven along..3

Anal sex..1

Threesome..2

Sex toys..1

Blindfold and whip..1

Owned furry handcuffs..20

Just fun add them up and count your pineapple..

I'm stuck on the every room of the house part.... Other people's bedrooms seems inappropriate so how literal do you take every room?

I didn’t count the under stairs room, hope that helps?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Only 15 for me, I feel I need to earn some more shame

Step into my office.....

Why, is that where you keep your furry handcuffs? "

Among other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

35 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK so just for fun have had or done what some people see as the big sex cliches over 20 pineapple and you need to be ashamed.lol

Sex in every room of your the house.. 2

Sex in a car.. 3

Sex on the beach..5

Sex in a pub toilet ..5

Sex outside..3

Sex with a older person 10 years+..2

Sex in a limo being driven along..3

Anal sex..1

Threesome..2

Sex toys..1

Blindfold and whip..1

Owned furry handcuffs..20

Just fun add them up and count your pineapple..

I'm stuck on the every room of the house part.... Other people's bedrooms seems inappropriate so how literal do you take every room?

Same here, really couldn’t in kids bedrooms!

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By *aynLexiCouple
over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

"Only 12

I'm disappointed in myself

40 bonus points if you go to a foam party within the next couple of weekends.

Woop woop 52

haha

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"OK so just for fun have had or done what some people see as the big sex cliches over 20 pineapple and you need to be ashamed.lol

Sex in every room of your the house.. 2

Sex in a car.. 3

Sex on the beach..5

Sex in a pub toilet ..5

Sex outside..3

Sex with a older person 10 years+..2

Sex in a limo being driven along..3

Anal sex..1

Threesome..2

Sex toys..1

Blindfold and whip..1

Owned furry handcuffs..20

Just fun add them up and count your pineapple..

I'm stuck on the every room of the house part.... Other people's bedrooms seems inappropriate so how literal do you take every room?

I didn’t count the under stairs room, hope that helps?

Must be a lovely home as we could only get a Dyson and a pile of Wellington boots under our stairs and you not have sex in there too many spiders.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Just the 4 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a 7 pineapple

Yes with that haircut...

(Kidding)"

Thanks for that

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"A paltry 11 for me.

One could ever call you a cliché more one of a kind.

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"I'm a 7 pineapple

Yes with that haircut...

(Kidding)

Thanks for that

sorry.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

26 x

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over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"35 for me"

Blimey, now I'm intrigued.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm a 7 pineapple

Yes with that haircut...

(Kidding)"

You do know you offended him right????

Joke or no joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23 and counting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many points for a toilet at a wedding venue?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm a 7 pineapple

Yes with that haircut...

(Kidding)

Thanks for that

Your gorgeous xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

30+

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"OK so just for fun have had or done what some people see as the big sex cliches over 20 pineapple and you need to be ashamed.lol

Sex in every room of your the house.. 2

Sex in a car.. 3

Sex on the beach..5

Sex in a pub toilet ..5

Sex outside..3

Sex with a older person 10 years+..2

Sex in a limo being driven along..3

Anal sex..1

Threesome..2

Sex toys..1

Blindfold and whip..1

Owned furry handcuffs..20

Just fun add them up and count your pineapple..

I'm stuck on the every room of the house part.... Other people's bedrooms seems inappropriate so how literal do you take every room?

Same here, really couldn’t in kids bedrooms!

I got that out of the way looong before the kids came along - less of an issue if it is just a spare room!

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"How many points for a toilet at a wedding venue? "

That's good furniture not cliche.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

17 not a bad number for some bad behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"30+"

Naughty minx Ya x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"40 …

SLAG!!’

I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman"

Totally

I haven’t done the fuck me in the pub toilet yet , still keeping it classy

(bishhhh, who is she kidding

) "

I show my self the door on that classy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"40 …

SLAG!!’

I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman"

Totally

I haven’t done the fuck me in the pub toilet yet , still keeping it classy

(bishhhh, who is she kidding

)

I show my self the door on that classy one

Haha!! Keep it classy out of the bedroom x

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"40 …

SLAG!!’

I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman"

Totally

I haven’t done the fuck me in the pub toilet yet , still keeping it classy

(bishhhh, who is she kidding

)

I show my self the door on that classy one

Show yourself to the door with a score like that I'm surprised you're not tied to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"40 …

SLAG!!’

I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman"

Totally

I haven’t done the fuck me in the pub toilet yet , still keeping it classy

(bishhhh, who is she kidding

)

I show my self the door on that classy one

Haha!! Keep it classy out of the bedroom x

Ha ha I try to but just can’t help my self at times ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"40 …

SLAG!!’

I prefer the term "sexually liberated woman"

Totally

I haven’t done the fuck me in the pub toilet yet , still keeping it classy

(bishhhh, who is she kidding

)

I show my self the door on that classy one

Show yourself to the door with a score like that I'm surprised you're not tied to it.

I have meny at times ha ha and probably meny more hence the show my self the door walk off shame ha ha

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"30+

Naughty minx Ya x

I'm shy

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

35... handcuffs did it, honest gov

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

23 , no limo, oldies or furry handcuffs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

11 pineapples! I knew I was basically angelic. Go me.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"11 pineapples! I knew I was basically angelic. Go me.

I’m more angelic, 10

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"11 pineapples! I knew I was basically angelic. Go me.

I’m more angelic, 10

Prude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Beverley

19 for me, not sure whether thats good or bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are thinking of changing our name to Del Monte

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"25….off to buy some furry handcuffs now

Kx"
same score ...and same shopping list too

My cuffs weren't fluffy enough

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"11 pineapples! I knew I was basically angelic. Go me.

I’m more angelic, 10

Prude.

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"19 for me, not sure whether thats good or bad?"

It's great well played that man.

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"We are thinking of changing our name to Del Monte

He says yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

48 pineapples.. Omg.. Very shameful

pineapple is one of my favourite fruits though

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

7 I am happily vanilla from that scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"45

45 wow looking good for your age.

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

24. Don't own furry handcuffs.

Frank

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"24. Don't own furry handcuffs.

Frank"

Do non furry handcuffs count?

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

6. Rather embarrassed.

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"24. Don't own furry handcuffs.

Frank

Do non furry handcuffs count?"

Var says ok.

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"6. Rather embarrassed. "
not at all would depend on how you got to 6.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13 for me I'm feeling so vanilla now

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

15…

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"15…

Is there not Millions of pineapples in Florida.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Together as a couple we score 8. Where do pineapples fit into this?

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

20 but 18 of you mean the house I live in now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13 i think :/

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By *den-Valley-couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"20 but 18 of you mean the house I live in now

Ok to keep the pineapple you need to at the first opportunity is have a little wank where needed.

Just kidding thank you for playing along.

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"24. Don't own furry handcuffs.

Frank

Do non furry handcuffs count?

Var says ok."

Cool. 44 then.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I must be really boring, only 12

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"24. Don't own furry handcuffs.

Frank

Do non furry handcuffs count?

Var says ok."

27 for me in that case.

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By *D70Man
over a year ago

Lyndhurst, New Forest

17 close one.

There is a pair of fluffy handcuffs in my bedside drawer. They're technically not mine as my ex left them here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16280....

Anyone want to buy a furry handcuff collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang on 20 pineapples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45 oops

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"15…

Is there not Millions of pineapples in Florida.

Yes but none of them own furry hand cuffs……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recount

112!!!

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie

"45,never had sex in limo whilst being driven.

Anyway what about the sex in a hot tub / jacuzzi / sauna? How many points for each of them?

Wow need to we do the whole damn thing again now forgot about the jacuzzi.

Oh, how about in a lift at my place of work, Nb wasn't during working hours. However, what about at work?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm dead on 20 so I'm all good

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By *his_Kitty_ScratchesWoman
over a year ago

WSM

Oh… 10

I’m disappointed in myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45...booking this limo as I type to make a perfect score, lol.

Mrs x

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Only 20 for me... handcuffs don't need fur, never been in a limo or had sex in a toilet.

Cal

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By *ehind closed curtainsCouple
over a year ago

East Midlands

Emm scores 45 - possibly not a cliche but definitely a slut

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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