FabSwingers.com forum: Have we missed any bbw asking about single men's cock sizes?

By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Parody thread on the Thursday banned topics.

Feel free to think up shite parody thread titles or anything else that would normally make us all groan.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Why cant I get any meets. I've been on here a whole 2 weeks and should have shagged half of Britain by now. I'm leaving the site

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Maybe it's because you don't have a cock pic

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Have you tried, why a hairy/smooth bbw/bhm has lots of/no messages and they keep getting stood up or too many meets to handle cos of their big cock and their name is David Cameron/Gordon Brown....

Did I miss anything out

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Have you tried, why a hairy/smooth bbw/bhm has lots of/no messages and they keep getting stood up or too many meets to handle cos of their big cock and their name is David Cameron/Gordon Brown....

Did I miss anything out

Just add something about timewasting Man Utd fans who are very rude because they dont answer messages and I think you have probably just about cracked it. Especially if they are profffessionals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried, why a hairy/smooth bbw/bhm has lots of/no messages and they keep getting stood up or too many meets to handle cos of their big cock and their name is David Cameron/Gordon Brown....

Did I miss anything out

Just add something about timewasting Man Utd fans who are very rude because they dont answer messages and I think you have probably just about cracked it. Especially if they are profffessionals."

And don't forget to ask if they're bi, want to fuck/avoid/put in a blender the one above whilst rating your cock/pussy/tits!!

Oh - and of course - the obligatory "Look at meeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Damn, I should start a rate my one line silhouette profile

Until the photos are uploaded

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Have you tried, why a hairy/smooth bbw/bhm has lots of/no messages and they keep getting stood up or too many meets to handle cos of their big cock and their name is David Cameron/Gordon Brown....

Did I miss anything out

Just add something about timewasting Man Utd fans who are very rude because they dont answer messages and I think you have probably just about cracked it. Especially if they are profffessionals.

And don't forget to ask if they're bi, want to fuck/avoid/put in a blender the one above whilst rating your cock/pussy/tits!!

Oh - and of course - the obligatory "Look at meeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Damn it!

I forgot "is my profile ok?" and "I've/We have been on for a whole hour and not had any meets"

Oh and "does it make me gay if I am attracted to TS/TG's"

And "why are there so many fakes"

Think Im done now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried, why a hairy/smooth bbw/bhm has lots of/no messages and they keep getting stood up or too many meets to handle cos of their big cock and their name is David Cameron/Gordon Brown....

Did I miss anything out

Just add something about timewasting Man Utd fans who are very rude because they dont answer messages and I think you have probably just about cracked it. Especially if they are profffessionals.

And don't forget to ask if they're bi, want to fuck/avoid/put in a blender the one above whilst rating your cock/pussy/tits!!

Oh - and of course - the obligatory "Look at meeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Damn it!

I forgot "is my profile ok?" and "I've/We have been on for a whole hour and not had any meets"

Oh and "does it make me gay if I am attracted to TS/TG's"

And "why are there so many fakes"

Think Im done now

Nope!

You've also missed the blatant wank fodder style 'What's the dirtiest thing/weirdest place/strangest object you've ever shoved up your yawning beaver' threads, the 'i think the site's going downhill' (cos nobody's meeting/answering my messages), where's the best dogging site in the outer hebrides and the 'are you really a swinger?' threads!

Come on - keep up!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

We wont have anything to talk about for the rest of the day now

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Does shoving the spiky end of a bog brush up my arse make me bi if I don't swallow when I snowball?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Does shoving the spiky end of a bog brush up my arse make me bi if I don't swallow when I snowball?"

Have you tried the spikey end of a paddle hair brush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about which do you prefer, fake or real

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"We wont have anything to talk about for the rest of the day now

Sorry Jez, I'll shush for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I get no reply to my messages and they get deleted

Surely manners to say no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I get no reply to my messages and they get deleted

Surely manners to say no thanks

Probably all those 'fancy a fuck' messages you keep sending us poor overworked, inbox overloaded single guys!!

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

oh and you all forgot the one about everyone of you being in a click and freezing everyone out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I get no reply to my messages and they get deleted

Surely manners to say no thanks

Probably all those 'fancy a fuck' messages you keep sending us poor overworked, inbox overloaded single guys!!

I know, I must learn to behave myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I get no reply to my messages and they get deleted

Surely manners to say no thanks

Probably all those 'fancy a fuck' messages you keep sending us poor overworked, inbox overloaded single guys!!

Erm while you are here, fancy a fuck?

Saves me sending a message

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Does shoving the spiky end of a bog brush up my arse make me bi if I don't swallow when I snowball?

Have you tried the spikey end of a paddle hair brush?

Will that make me bi?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Does shoving the spiky end of a bog brush up my arse make me bi if I don't swallow when I snowball?

Have you tried the spikey end of a paddle hair brush?

Will that make me bi?"

Dont know about bi but you may need to sit on a rubber ring afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do my feet look big in these

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Do my feet look big in these "

HUGE!

Oh you said feet oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

HUGE!

Oh you said feet oops

Well you know what they say big feet.....

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Do my feet look big in these

HUGE!

Oh you said feet oops

Well you know what they say big feet.....

Big shoes

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

I'm a single bi female

Why is everyone messaging me?

Can I block you all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

HUGE!

Oh you said feet oops

Well you know what they say big feet.....

Big shoes

My shoes are size 11

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

HUGE!

Oh you said feet oops

Well you know what they say big feet.....

Big shoes

"
and socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

HUGE!

Oh you said feet oops

Well you know what they say big feet.....

Big shoes

My shoes are size 11

Mine ate 14s I stuff the end with loo roll to keep them on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

HUGE!

Oh you said feet oops

Well you know what they say big feet.....

Big shoes

My shoes are size 11

Mine ate 14s I stuff the end with loo roll to keep them on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these "

were you an extra in star trek??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

were you an extra in star trek??

Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

were you an extra in star trek??

Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol "

i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

were you an extra in star trek??

Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol

i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty

Scotty doesn't wear that colour.

Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

were you an extra in star trek??

Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol

i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty

Scotty doesn't wear that colour.

Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy. "

James T Kirk wore orange though,, so should it be 'yes captain'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

were you an extra in star trek??

Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol

i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty

Scotty doesn't wear that colour.

Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy.

James T Kirk wore orange though,, so should it be 'yes captain'

You can call me captain anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

were you an extra in star trek??

Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol

i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty

Scotty doesn't wear that colour.

Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy.

James T Kirk wore orange though,, so should it be 'yes captain'

You can call me captain anytime.

Thought you'd prefer 'Sir'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

were you an extra in star trek??

Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol

i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty

Scotty doesn't wear that colour.

Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy.

James T Kirk wore orange though,, so should it be 'yes captain'

You can call me captain anytime.

Thought you'd prefer 'Sir'

I'm.not fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

were you an extra in star trek??

Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol

i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty

Scotty doesn't wear that colour.

Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy.

James T Kirk wore orange though,, so should it be 'yes captain'

You can call me captain anytime.

Thought you'd prefer 'Sir'

I'm.not fussy

really? id never have guessed that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do my feet look big in these

were you an extra in star trek??

Leave my funky patched jumper out of this. Lol

i couldnt resist haha.. beam me up scotty

Scotty doesn't wear that colour.

Hmmph look at the grief for trying to be trendy.

James T Kirk wore orange though,, so should it be 'yes captain'

You can call me captain anytime.

Thought you'd prefer 'Sir'

I'm.not fussy

really? id never have guessed that lol"

That's when it comes to names. Otherwise as you know I'm fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm.not fussy

really? id never have guessed that lol

That's when it comes to names. Otherwise as you know I'm fussy "

I know your fussy.. too damm fussy for your own good

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

I work for Sydney University and am writing all this down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work for Sydney University and am writing all this down

Shouldn't you be wanking furiously over pics?

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Ooh that's a much better idea!!!

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

We want to see the results too

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I work for Sydney University and am writing all this down

Could you perhaps post the details of your lawyer..... Just to make things easy for everyone who'll be taking action against you

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I work for Sydney University and am writing all this down

Could you perhaps post the details of your lawyer..... Just to make things easy for everyone who'll be taking action against you

And a pic of the evidence for the er evidence

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Mmmm wasabi sandwiches and a ripe pumpkin for tea yum yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm.not fussy

really? id never have guessed that lol

That's when it comes to names. Otherwise as you know I'm fussy

I know your fussy.. too damm fussy for your own good "

Obviously not with clothes

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By *abloBack OP Man
over a year ago

London

Some are too fussy

(single man rant over)

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