FabSwingers.com forum: Congratulations you have won a holiday to the Maldives but you have to take your mother in law

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Are you still going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mother in law and don't like the heat so nooooo!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"No mother in law and don't like the heat so nooooo!"
that's a no then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never married so no mother in law.... spare ticket now though

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Nope

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

What list is it on

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Never married so no mother in law.... spare ticket now though

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see you at the airport x

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I have no mother in law so yes

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I have no mother in law so yes

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OK

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

No missus no mother law id have extra tickets

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

No problem, she is great fun!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"No missus no mother law id have extra tickets

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1st class then

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"No problem, she is great fun! "

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I don’t have a mother in law, where does that leave me?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Yes I'll go, how much room will an urn take in a suitcase?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I don’t have a mother in law, where does that leave me? "
find a wife settle down if you want to get married

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Yes I'll go, how much room will an urn take in a suitcase?"
knowing you ladies you would find space

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Am I allowed to leave her there?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Am I allowed to leave her there?"
course you are xx

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Am I allowed to leave her there?course you are xx"
then hell yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip as I am single so I don’t have a mother in law so I would have a spare + 1 ticket going for someone ha ha

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Are you still going

Yes! I’m single so I’ll be going alone!!!

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Yes I am.

Does it mean I get to fuck her again?

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I did a holiday with my ex in-laws some years ago been there and got that tshirt. So hell no you can shove the free holiday up your ass.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yes I am.

Does it mean I get to fuck her again? "

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Yes I am.

Does it mean I get to fuck her again? "
as you wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG! Love to go on holiday with my mother in law mmmmmmm

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"OMG! Love to go on holiday with my mother in law mmmmmmm"
tickets in the post

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By *oirinMarkusCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands and West London

Happily!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes yes and yes!!!!

She’s 87….tick love an older woman.

She’s blind….tick she won’t see my hands doing hand stuff.

She’s deaf…. tick she won’t hear me farting or stuff.

She has fantastic norks….obviously not for me but nice to look at!!!

In short fuck no I wouldn’t go!!!!

Tony

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Are you still going

My mother-in-law is lovely, I would have no problem taking her on holidays with us.

Cal

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Yes yes and yes!!!!

She’s 87….tick love an older woman.

She’s blind….tick she won’t see my hands doing hand stuff.

She’s deaf…. tick she won’t hear me farting or stuff.

She has fantastic norks….obviously not for me but nice to look at!!!

In short fuck no I wouldn’t go!!!!

Tony"
cu there

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I don’t have a mother in law, but if I did then sure why not! If it all got too much I’d just hit the bar and chat to random strangers every day! Miss pc

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I don't have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure x I bet Jack’s mum is lovely

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Sure am. She would be more than happy to sit in the sun with me and talk about her son's new partner

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Sure x I bet Jack’s mum is lovely

I am

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Maldives are a bit dull if you aren’t into diving, though.

My ex MiL would probably raise eyebrows as hand luggage, not sure what the rules are about that. Might need to check her in to the hold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah definitely, I like her

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I get on really well with my mother-in-law, so happy to holiday with her.

Any alternative destinations? The Maldives would bore us witless.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

No mil... Spare ticket who's coming

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Yup, ex mother in law is ex as in dead

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Mother in law is great so cool no problem for us.

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

colchester

Ex mother in law then yes be well happy she was more fun than the wife

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I would but she died.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

It would be a bit difficult. Her ashes were spread over the Solent! She'd probably be there in spirit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a mother in law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course she can do her own thing and ill do mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question.... how big are the left-luggage lockers at either airport?

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By *aynLexiCouple
over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

Not married so not an issue here

Lexi

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Not a problem she died at the beginning of last year.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

Yes; even though we fell out years ago, she’s being treated for a stage 4 cancer and not having a very nice time at the moment. Hopefully it would give her some fun and happiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely yes. I love both my mother & father in law to bits. I did invite them on our family holiday next year but they thought it would be to much and to hot for them

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, because I no longer have a mother-in-law, so I can use the spare ticket on sexier company.

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Yep, she's cool and good fun, we're taking her with us on our next holiday to Gran Canaria.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Yes; even though we fell out years ago, she’s being treated for a stage 4 cancer and not having a very nice time at the moment. Hopefully it would give her some fun and happiness."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hell yes!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My (ex) mother in law passed on few years ago so is a ticket for one unless Dwayne Johnson is on here by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t go, with or without her

13/14 hours on a plane isn't my idea of fun

Trapped on a strip of sand for a fortnight, no thank you

Can I go back to Sitges instead

They like 'the gays' there and I can split the beach with some cool nights out and a couple of days sightseeing and shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a mother in law anymore thankfully so yeah, I'm definitely going

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I don't have a mother in law anymore thankfully so yeah, I'm definitely going

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I wouldn’t go, with or without her

13/14 hours on a plane isn't my idea of fun

Trapped on a strip of sand for a fortnight, no thank you

Can I go back to Sitges instead

They like 'the gays' there and I can split the beach with some cool nights out and a couple of days sightseeing and shopping"
course you can xx

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My (ex) mother in law passed on few years ago so is a ticket for one unless Dwayne Johnson is on here by any chance

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just got off the phone to Dwayne its a yes from him xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t go, with or without her

13/14 hours on a plane isn't my idea of fun

Trapped on a strip of sand for a fortnight, no thank you

Can I go back to Sitges instead

They like 'the gays' there and I can split the beach with some cool nights out and a couple of days sightseeing and shoppingcourse you can xx "

Marvellous

She likes it there too

I'll let her know

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Oh hell yes!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I don’t have a mother in law, and my ex mother in law is housebound… oh well, guess I’m off to the Maldives alone

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I don’t have a mother in law, and my ex mother in law is housebound… oh well, guess I’m off to the Maldives alone

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you will cope

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By *3xDECouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Not even if my life depended on it.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Not even if my life depended on it.

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so he is not invited

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I love my mother in law.

I don’t fancy the Maldives though - too much water & I can’t swim

J x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I love my mother in law.

I don’t fancy the Maldives though - too much water & I can’t swim

J x"
where do you fancy can sort it for you xx

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