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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am conducting a survey to try to establish if thier is such a thing as a bad blowjob.I admit some were better than others but i dont there was one i didnt enjoy.If there are any women out there who think they could give me a bad blowjob they are invited to meet and prove it to me.I'll refund your busfares(to the cost of a day rover only,ticket required)I could even organize a prize for the worst.if you think your in with a chance of winning or even if you know your not, send me a message and I'll try give you a time in the next two weeks.I will post my findings in this forum the week after. May the best girl lose.I hope I can count on your support XX

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Thief...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to admire your tenacity but somehow I think the girls will suss out this not so subtle tactic to get your cock sucked.

....and a certain guy we met in Abfab last year will testify that there IS such a thing as a bad blowjob ... this poor chap ended up with a cock that looked like a chipmunk had been chewing on it coz the silly bitch cut his banjo string with her teeth and left gnaw marks all down the shaft.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... this poor chap ended up with a cock that looked like a chipmunk had been chewing on it coz the silly bitch cut his banjo string with her teeth and left gnaw marks all down the shaft."

Was she a bit d*unk or taken drugs?

In my experience d*unk people are the worst to play with, relax with one or two drinks is fine, but if your not on the floor playing, by the time you have d*unk the second one, then it's not going to be a good play...

Of course, i'm expecting some to come along now and say the d*unker the better, as they do in the forums...

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

oooooooo ouch

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"... this poor chap ended up with a cock that looked like a chipmunk had been chewing on it coz the silly bitch cut his banjo string with her teeth and left gnaw marks all down the shaft.

Was she a bit d*unk or taken drugs?

In my experience d*unk people are the worst to play with, relax with one or two drinks is fine, but if your not on the floor playing, by the time you have d*unk the second one, then it's not going to be a good play...

Of course, i'm expecting some to come along now and say the d*unker the better, as they do in the forums..."

I would agree with you on that one , we wouldn't want to play with d*unken men.

Although as it is the forums, you are right, people are allowed to comment even if it isn't the same as you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... I would agree with you on that one , we wouldn't want to play with d*unken men.

"

What about d*unk women???


"

Although as it is the forums, you are right, people are allowed to comment even if it isn't the same as you."

indeed, it just allows others to have an insight to the poster

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"... I would agree with you on that one , we wouldn't want to play with d*unken men.

What about d*unk women???

Although as it is the forums, you are right, people are allowed to comment even if it isn't the same as you.

indeed, it just allows others to have an insight to the poster"

I don't play with women, the clue is in the name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to admire your tenacity but somehow I think the girls will suss out this not so subtle tactic to get your cock sucked.

....and a certain guy we met in Abfab last year will testify that there IS such a thing as a bad blowjob ... this poor chap ended up with a cock that looked like a chipmunk had been chewing on it coz the silly bitch cut his banjo string with her teeth and left gnaw marks all down the shaft."
i'm sat here with my legs crossed and i dont even have a cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... ...I don't play with women, the clue is in the name"

ah

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Nothing worse than men or women that want to play with you but are so d*unk they can hardly speak or stand

I wonder if they realise just how unattractive it is to the person they're approaching

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

To the OP nice try mate

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I'll pass, I don't like nicotine tasting cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pass too, as I know I am good and don't need to prove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess he is having the worst BJ, which is not having one, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

theif ?

whats that about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pass too, as I know I am good and don't need to prove it! "

Same here, never given a bad one in me life and aint about to start.

I likes sucking willies...

Well one in particular

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By *iavelmanMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Definitely. Had one from a lass once many years ago now who had her two front teeth missing. I know but I was young and I have never been able to say no to a bj. Anyway, I ended up with tramlines along my cock where her teeth had been rubbing. I persevered though till completion. Rude not to really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

would you let her give you another one?even during a drought? If you would it cant have been too bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am conducting a survey to try to establish if thier is such a thing as a bad blowjob.I admit some were better than others but i dont there was one i didnt enjoy.If there are any women out there who think they could give me a bad blowjob they are invited to meet and prove it to me.I'll refund your busfares(to the cost of a day rover only,ticket required)I could even organize a prize for the worst.if you think your in with a chance of winning or even if you know your not, send me a message and I'll try give you a time in the next two weeks.I will post my findings in this forum the week after. May the best girl lose.I hope I can count on your support XX"

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll pass, I don't like nicotine tasting cocks "
why would you say that? Its not even funny is it.Just a snyde remark 4 the sake of it, and totally foolish as my cock isnt going to taste of nicotine is it? Realisticly? No more than your snatch would taste of sour grapes.Tut,tut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifestyle does actually influence how ur private bits taste and smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifestyle does actually influence how ur private bits taste and smell "

It does effect the taste of a mans cum tho, you can tell if they are a smoker, or drinker. taste bitter. yuck yuck yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifestyle does actually influence how ur private bits taste and smell

It does effect the taste of a mans cum tho, you can tell if they are a smoker, or drinker. taste bitter. yuck yuck yuck"

It sure does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

even if thats true,why say it?she dont wanna suck my cock fine.Theres no need to be snyde. If you cant say nothing nice,then what do u say??you say nothing! And to be right, It wasnt a serious request anyway was it. Dont know why i even mentioned it.leave em to it if thats how they get there kicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People say alsorts on here just take it on the chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifestyle does actually influence how ur private bits taste and smell

It does effect the taste of a mans cum tho, you can tell if they are a smoker, or drinker. taste bitter. yuck yuck yuck"

oo oo, I don't smoke or drink, I just need a biiiig cock now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People say alsorts on here just take it on the chin "

Yeah there's some right piss takers here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifestyle does actually influence how ur private bits taste and smell

It does effect the taste of a mans cum tho, you can tell if they are a smoker, or drinker. taste bitter. yuck yuck yuck

oo oo, I don't smoke or drink, I just need a biiiig cock now. "

I'll message a few on here for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifestyle does actually influence how ur private bits taste and smell

It does effect the taste of a mans cum tho, you can tell if they are a smoker, or drinker. taste bitter. yuck yuck yuck

oo oo, I don't smoke or drink, I just need a biiiig cock now.

I'll message a few on here for ya "

Don't you be encouraging those straight bi people, they're confused enough without meeting me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lifestyle does actually influence how ur private bits taste and smell

It does effect the taste of a mans cum tho, you can tell if they are a smoker, or drinker. taste bitter. yuck yuck yuck

oo oo, I don't smoke or drink, I just need a biiiig cock now.

I'll message a few on here for ya

Don't you be encouraging those straight bi people, they're confused enough without meeting me. "

Lol tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People say alsorts on here just take it on the chin

Yeah there's some right piss takers here. "

No shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People say alsorts on here just take it on the chin

Yeah there's some right piss takers here.

No shit "

Tried ex lax???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhh the battle lines drawn again!!! toys back in the pam we lovers not fighters here!!! apparently there is only a minutes difference between a bad bj n a good one.... lol maybe some hungry fems around that like to chew!! only 5 calories per load u know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People say alsorts on here just take it on the chin

Yeah there's some right piss takers here.

No shit "

I recommend Califig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People say alsorts on here just take it on the chin

Yeah there's some right piss takers here.

No shit

I recommend Califig. "

no need mate.... I have seen things that would shift logs pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People say alsorts on here just take it on the chin

Yeah there's some right piss takers here.

No shit

I recommend Califig.

no need mate.... I have seen things that would shift logs pmsl! "

you're not one of those confused straight bi's are you?.

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