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By *adyJayne OP   Woman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

After rejecting someone who was

A) too far away

And

B) outside of my preferred age range.

I was told I was being blocked because my husband is lying to be about being asexual and I'm obviously not trying hard enough.

(Side note: bi men get horrible levels of stigma for being bi but the things said to/about people who are asexual is horrific. Especially asexual men)

Anyway. Anyone told you why they were blocking you? Anything that made you laugh or pull face?

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By *earded BeastMan
over a year ago

Spennymoor

be cause I have blue eyes is one reason I have been given

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By *oirinMarkusCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands and West London

Not sending someone a picture of my face online = must be a man!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Please note that I am actually making this up.

I was blocked for being too handsome and my penis was mesmerising the lady so much that everyday life had become a burden as she constantly sought the need to gaze longingly at my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly I don’t even know … like sometimes I bump into some profiles and it says “you may have been blocked”

Lol okay….

Never even spoken to them!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Not sending someone a picture of my face online = must be a man!"

Surely no man would be seen dead hanging mr muscle from his bosom.

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By *oirinMarkusCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands and West London


"Not sending someone a picture of my face online = must be a man!

Surely no man would be seen dead hanging mr muscle from his bosom. "

That's a great comeback, I'll use this next time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple sent me a wink and fabbed a few of my pics.

I then made the huge mistake/crime of thanking them for the fabs and asking how there day had been.

I received a reply saying- not another fucking idiot one liner and I should be begging to meet them not asking them how they are.Followed by fuck off your blocked.

I couldn't stop laughing at how that escalated from just asking how there day had been

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Blocked by a couple because they winked and sent us a message which because we were both in work didn't get to read until the evening. They had sent a second message about an hour after their first message saying we were rude for not replying immediately even though neither of us had been online at any point during that time.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No idea

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

There was a thread on the forum on annoying mispronunciations and a guy wearing an LFC shirt commented on it. So as a playful bit of banter, I replied to him on the thread saying "When people pronounce it Liverpool Football Club instead of shit "

He viewed my profile, called me a "Derby wanker" and blocked me

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By *ustauseerTV/TS
over a year ago

sedgemoor

I got blocked for sending a photo that HE asked for, guess he was intimidated by my beauty

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Turning him gay …sort of compliment

Either way when I checked he’d blocked me

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

No one has ever given me a reason, I can't see why they would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally I am the one to hit the block button

The one I get told the most

Is who what to shag you anyway your just a “ guy ” in a dress

My normal response to this is clearly you did or you wouldn’t have messages me fallowed by the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly ask to be blocked.

there are some that still refuse to do it though

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By *adyJayne OP   Woman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"Blocked by a couple because they winked and sent us a message which because we were both in work didn't get to read until the evening. They had sent a second message about an hour after their first message saying we were rude for not replying immediately even though neither of us had been online at any point during that time."

But you should be waiting by your phone for their message and want to instantly meet cause they are horny now damn it!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Well there was the profile that said that they were both in 'professional jobs' and so their photos could not be shown then blocked me for not showing mine....

And the one who blocked because of my feet ...

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By *adyJayne OP   Woman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"There was a thread on the forum on annoying mispronunciations and a guy wearing an LFC shirt commented on it. So as a playful bit of banter, I replied to him on the thread saying "When people pronounce it Liverpool Football Club instead of shit "

He viewed my profile, called me a "Derby wanker" and blocked me "

Love it!

I mean it's just a very expensive snot rag isn't it...

At least it was when we broke their undefeated run at Anfield

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

For declining a party invite we think and a Brexit disagreement on the forum, oh and one who sent an abusive message about my physique then blocked us not sure if anyone else as blocked us for whatever reasons but there’s probably some weird and wonderful ones out there hey ho

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And the strangest are not the ones who block me because of my posts in the forum. It's the ones who have every reason to block me because of my posts in the forum but never seem to do so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been blocked by people on the forum that I had no idea we'd ever had any interaction. I only find out when there is a photo challenge and I go to view their profile as part of the game. Makes me giggle, I just think "chill dude, it's not that serious" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mostly I don’t even know … like sometimes I bump into some profiles and it says “you may have been blocked”

Lol okay….

Never even spoken to them!"

I block them right back lol

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I wonder if blockers have closed minds ..

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

For refusing to send a facepic and my number to a couple with almost 100 veris despite the fact they contacted me, didn't introduce themselves and that was all it said in their message.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

I’ve no idea who has blocked me or why and tbh I couldn’t care less x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Because I’m far more successful on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really know, i Don't look at many profiles so don't have a clue who has or hasn't blocked me.

I block all the time, I block for many reasons and its normally just because the person lives to locally or they're just not somebody I want to engage with for whatever reason so it just seems to save time and effort. I think a lot worse people see being blocked as a negative, I just see it as another filter and tool to navigate the site.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Was told by a woman she would never meet me and then blocked me. OK the funny bit is, I'd never spoken to her or had any contact with he

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I'm not too bothered about being blocked and to be honest, I think it would be difficult for me to know why any of them had done so.

That said, a person once had a whinge on a forum post because I called them out on something and they said something along the lines of "you're always picking on me, that's why I blocked you."

I thought it was quite funny when I said, "try being nicer to people" and one of the Mods chipped in and told them the same. Hah! Small victories, take them where you can!

Gbat

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sending me a private message having a go at me over my forum post and then blocking me.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Challenging a comment on a thread…

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

It was a couple. They fully understood that bi women exist, but refused to believe that there's such as thing as bi men.

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By *assagetherightplacesMan
over a year ago

bradford

ive been blocked for welcoming peeps on site after they viewed me and complimenting pics - recent was a couple last night

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Challenging a comment on a thread… "

That’s my most common one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally it's with good reason. Can't say I blame them... very few get me.

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By *assagetherightplacesMan
over a year ago

bradford

also when peeps viewed me and i send a polite message “ howdy looker, hows you” = block result sometimes. haha

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Challenging a comment on a thread…

That’s my most common one "

I’m shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Challenging a comment on a thread… "

Likewise… And for just me being me..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably because I spot things in single men pics that obviously scream "I'm in a relationship" so I question them, and BAM blocked

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Also got blocked by a guy whose first message was "My wife is not a whore!"

When I queried it, there had been a thread about splitting room costs when you meet and I'd said that I don't mind paying for a room that I'd be using. That got me that response and a block.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Challenging a comment on a thread…

That’s my most common one

I’m shocked "

Not as much as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not being funny... but I'm not finding any of these funny...

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By *hloetTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

I sent a message to a TV

She blocked, me then replied saying we should hang out.

But before I could reply she had blocked me again.

LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not being funny... but I'm not finding any of these funny..."

Ha ha

The best/worst/ funniest is when you start any message or greeting with the words..:

‘Hi! I’m genuine!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy I politely said no to shamed me for having fisting on my interest list, told me not to be bitter and then blocked.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

It's not funny as such but we find it funny when people block us when we haven't even had any interaction with them. Nowt as funny as folk

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By *tchy n ScratchyCouple
over a year ago

darlington

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

[Removed by poster at 27/08/21 23:00:33]

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Block Chunky????

Surely not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy I politely said no to shamed me for having fisting on my interest list, told me not to be bitter and then blocked. "

That’s NOT nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy I politely said no to shamed me for having fisting on my interest list, told me not to be bitter and then blocked.

That’s NOT nice "

That's what he said

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

We got blocked because we rumbled an account using pictures from a well known Instagramer and Only Fans model.

They are still on here.

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

I got called an “inflexible time waster” and told I was probably fake when trying to arrange a meet was impossible.

I can meet weekday evenings, Mondays and Fridays all day/evening, and weekends… He could meet 1pm-4pm on Tuesdays…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For having in my bio that, essentially, anti-vaxxers are morons. Quite happy to be blocked for that.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I been blocked for ..... No idea must be my age

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire


"I’ve no idea who has blocked me or why and tbh I couldn’t care less x"

I am same.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

we got blocked by a guy who said hubby was too old (he might be right) and i was nothing but a cheap slut, lol . xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got blocked by a lady who i never even viewed. Id love to know how i upset her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Normally I am the one to hit the block button

The one I get told the most

Is who what to shag you anyway your just a “ guy ” in a dress

My normal response to this is clearly you did or you wouldn’t have messages me fallowed by the block button "

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By *cotty89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

Hard to tell as I'm sure I've been blocked plenty of times

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"After rejecting someone who was

A) too far away

And

B) outside of my preferred age range.

I was told I was being blocked because my husband is lying to be about being asexual and I'm obviously not trying hard enough.

(Side note: bi men get horrible levels of stigma for being bi but the things said to/about people who are asexual is horrific. Especially asexual men)

Anyway. Anyone told you why they were blocking you? Anything that made you laugh or pull face?"

Tbh most of the people who’ve blocked me are forumites and I’ve never been given a reason - so I’m assuming they just don’t like me. X

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"After rejecting someone who was

A) too far away

And

B) outside of my preferred age range.

I was told I was being blocked because my husband is lying to be about being asexual and I'm obviously not trying hard enough.

(Side note: bi men get horrible levels of stigma for being bi but the things said to/about people who are asexual is horrific. Especially asexual men)

Anyway. Anyone told you why they were blocking you? Anything that made you laugh or pull face?

Tbh most of the people who’ve blocked me are forumites and I’ve never been given a reason - so I’m assuming they just don’t like me. X"

How could anyone not like you Peachy?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"After rejecting someone who was

A) too far away

And

B) outside of my preferred age range.

I was told I was being blocked because my husband is lying to be about being asexual and I'm obviously not trying hard enough.

(Side note: bi men get horrible levels of stigma for being bi but the things said to/about people who are asexual is horrific. Especially asexual men)

Anyway. Anyone told you why they were blocking you? Anything that made you laugh or pull face?

Tbh most of the people who’ve blocked me are forumites and I’ve never been given a reason - so I’m assuming they just don’t like me. X

How could anyone not like you Peachy? "

I guess you’d have to ask them.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

We got blocked after receiving a message saying they don’t meet fuck buddies. Our profile, at the time, clearly stated we were married etc….!

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By *ark RumMan
over a year ago

Bucks


"Mostly I don’t even know … like sometimes I bump into some profiles and it says “you may have been blocked”

Lol okay….

Never even spoken to them!"

Had this a couple times too, I'm like WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was blocked by a single man for looking at his profile - but not wanting to meet him - haha he got very shirty,

Unless I look/ read someones profile how else would I know

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By *l MateMan
over a year ago

Sheffield Centre

Too hairy. Probably true though.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I got blocked after chatting to someone when he found out I was one of those awful ladies who went to swingers clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned him down because I wasn't attracted to him

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Because I was on my way to meet them in Burnley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first joined as a single woman. Apparently I was an ignorant cunt as I hadn’t been online and responded to a message- which was actually really vulgar, so I would have declined anyway. Blocked me after saying that so I couldn’t respond.

Gutted, as obviously a keeper. Oh well, my loss, haha.

The funniest was being told they didn’t like tattoos or piercings (from a profile with no pics but says they have tattoos) They made it clear that they really don’t like tattoos.

Viv x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Not sending a dick pic - seriously

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

whereever you are…


" You have blocked this user "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People don’t usually say why they’re about to block. They just do it.

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Nope most time all i say its a hi and introduce myself and after block

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

whereever you are…


"People don’t usually say why they’re about to block. They just do it. "
exactly

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By *l MateMan
over a year ago

Sheffield Centre


"Nope most time all i say its a hi and introduce myself and after block"

Happened to me a few times. All part of the game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never actually been told I’m being blocked … x

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I see a few people commenting along the lines of “I don’t know what I did to upset them” etc.

For me I think it’s important to remember people don’t necessarily block because you did something wrong, but purely because you aren’t what they are looking for and want to clear the way for more appropriate (to them) content. Don’t take it personally.

I’m not offended by being blocked. If they’ve blocked me because of something I’ve said on a forum or similar, that saves us both some time!

Gbat

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have no idea why people block me, except for the men I've politely declined.

I've had people from Scotland block me.

I think some might block so we can't look at their profiles after they comment on the forums, and some to stop us showing on searches.

Who knows though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We joined in on a forum chat for campers and received a message saying would you like to join our WhatsApp group because we would like to get to know you guys and would like a meet with you

We declined there invite only to receive a message saying that we are blocking you because you are not our type and we wouldn't meet you ..

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because as an owned sub I refused to meet a couple in a hotel , submit with total obedience and do everything they wanted.

They had no experience, wanted to tie me up and do gawd knows what and my Sir wasn't allowed to come to make sure I was safe because I quote 'he is too demanding and I'm the Dom!'

If she were a Dom she would know its disrespectful to poach an owned sub, and she would be a Domme not Dom in the situation.

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By *xkinkycouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

We been blocked for catching a fake couple.

We had interacted with them on there previous profile, must have been at least 10months later they contacted us on a different one with different names, but few of the same pictures. We called them out on it and asked them, they denied it at first but we knew and told them we knew, they admitted it and then started giving us abuse and calling us ’fake’. Funnily enough they had no verifications on either profile, but hey. Then we was suddenly blocked.

Ohh well, one less fake to deal with xx

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By *xkinkycouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

We been blocked for catching a fake couple.

We had interacted with them on there previous profile, must have been at least 10months later they contacted us on a different one with different names, but few of the same pictures. We called them out on it and asked them, they denied it at first but we knew and told them we knew, they admitted it and then started giving us abuse and calling us ’fake’. Funnily enough they had no verifications on either profile, but hey. Then we was suddenly blocked.

Ohh well, one less fake to deal with xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We been blocked for catching a fake couple.

We had interacted with them on there previous profile, must have been at least 10months later they contacted us on a different one with different names, but few of the same pictures. We called them out on it and asked them, they denied it at first but we knew and told them we knew, they admitted it and then started giving us abuse and calling us ’fake’. Funnily enough they had no verifications on either profile, but hey. Then we was suddenly blocked.

Ohh well, one less fake to deal with xx"

Couldn't they have just been the couple you spoke to in the first place?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Had the nerve to look at their profile!

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By *l MateMan
over a year ago

Sheffield Centre


"I have no idea why people block me, except for the men I've politely declined.

I've had people from Scotland block me.

I think some might block so we can't look at their profiles after they comment on the forums, and some to stop us showing on searches.

Who knows though."

I've blocked people so that they don't show up searches. Mainly if I'm clearly not the type they are looking for: mainly BBC, rugby players or long hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too hairy. Probably true though. "

Not that much man rug. going on there!

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By *xkinkycouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Haywards Heath


"We been blocked for catching a fake couple.

We had interacted with them on there previous profile, must have been at least 10months later they contacted us on a different one with different names, but few of the same pictures. We called them out on it and asked them, they denied it at first but we knew and told them we knew, they admitted it and then started giving us abuse and calling us ’fake’. Funnily enough they had no verifications on either profile, but hey. Then we was suddenly blocked.

Ohh well, one less fake to deal with xx

Couldn't they have just been the couple you spoke to in the first place? "

Yes but they didn't want to be connected to that so which profile was right and which was fake? If they just said ’yes, that was us’ when we first asked then would have been fine, but they got arsey over being asked immediately. So that some it and they block us for asking I guess.

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By *l MateMan
over a year ago

Sheffield Centre


"Too hairy. Probably true though.

Not that much man rug. going on there! "

I could shave it all off, but some people like the 70s look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being able to turn up for a meet within half an hour. Not chat beforehand, just the request.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had the nerve to look at their profile!"

same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked like their ex husband

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Have been blocked by several forum members for disagreeing politely with them pmsl! X

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Not letting them suck my dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I looked like their ex husband"

At least she did not ask you to be her next husband for the same reason! haha

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I just had a potential first date dump me because I don’t own my own home anymore!

Lucky escape methinks!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I've been blocked without even talking or interacting with someone so lord knows what else ive been blocked for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please note that I am actually making this up.

I was blocked for being too handsome and my penis was mesmerising the lady so much that everyday life had become a burden as she constantly sought the need to gaze longingly at my profile. "

I think thats why Ive been blocked as well

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"I've been blocked without even talking or interacting with someone so lord knows what else ive been blocked for "

Their loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been blocked without even talking or interacting with someone so lord knows what else ive been blocked for "

Same here lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

For not meeting when the say

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"For not meeting when the say"

They*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my avatar was a pic of my arse and according to him it wasn't attractive

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth


"I don't really know, i Don't look at many profiles so don't have a clue who has or hasn't blocked me.

I block all the time, I block for many reasons and its normally just because the person lives to locally or they're just not somebody I want to engage with for whatever reason so it just seems to save time and effort. I think a lot worse people see being blocked as a negative, I just see it as another filter and tool to navigate the site. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because my avatar was a pic of my arse and according to him it wasn't attractive "

Looks great to me

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"also when peeps viewed me and I send a polite message “ howdy looker, hows you” = block result sometimes. haha"

I have blocked people for that sometimes you see a comment in the forum on one of the threads where it's after response so you view the profile then get a message saying HI instant block!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Because my avatar was a pic of my arse and according to him it wasn't attractive "

Obviously he's not wise

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"also when peeps viewed me and I send a polite message “ howdy looker, hows you” = block result sometimes. haha

I have blocked people for that sometimes you see a comment in the forum on one of the threads where it's after response so you view the profile then get a message saying HI instant block!

"

They don't like being called on their voyeurism

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I just had a potential first date dump me because I don’t own my own home anymore!

Lucky escape methinks! "

She was a home insurance salesperson and was out to sell you a policy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because my avatar was a pic of my arse and according to him it wasn't attractive

Looks great to me "

Thanks

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth


"I just had a potential first date dump me because I don’t own my own home anymore!

Lucky escape methinks! "

Definitely lucky escape - gold digger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because my avatar was a pic of my arse and according to him it wasn't attractive

Obviously he's not wise"

I didn't care but we'd never even spoke, he just felt the need to announce his dislike for my bum or shitbox as he so lovingly put it.

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By *achDeMan
over a year ago

Barnet

because I refused to do bareback

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Because my avatar was a pic of my arse and according to him it wasn't attractive

Obviously he's not wise

I didn't care but we'd never even spoke, he just felt the need to announce his dislike for my bum or shitbox as he so lovingly put it. "

Tbf the use of shitbox tells you all you need to know

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

For being asian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blocked : reason, yer banging my sister / mother / granny!

Anyone had that yet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For being asian"

Thats downright evil and nasty

My first ever 'proper' girlfriend was Indian. We even planned to get married but her family wouldn't allow it

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By *l MateMan
over a year ago

Sheffield Centre


"Blocked : reason, yer banging my sister / mother / granny!

Anyone had that yet??? "

I wish.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth


"For being asian"

Disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"because I refused to do bareback"

I’ve had people block me for that too

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

For having a hairy chest....

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By *l MateMan
over a year ago

Sheffield Centre


"For having a hairy chest...."

Glad it's not just me.

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By *ubbyHedgehogCouple
over a year ago

colchester


"Please note that I am actually making this up.

I was blocked for being too handsome and my penis was mesmerising the lady so much that everyday life had become a burden as she constantly sought the need to gaze longingly at my profile. "

Oh, I feel for her. It’s a very relatable problem!

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By *ooBoo95Man
over a year ago

Leyland

Organised a meet and had everything set in place we had spoke for a while, before setting off asked for the address, then blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for not going with the flow and sucking up to people.

and you know what goes with the flow?

Dead fish!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Wasn't aware people got notified that they were about to get blocked, I must be missing something why not just do the act and boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did get a bit cheesed off (the first time) after sending a well thought out message and was immediately blocked. Never been told why though, their loss I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

block is the best feature on fab ...i block for lots of reasons and really dont give two hoots how other think , dislike or find it funny because at the end of the day i here for me n hubs looking for what we want and how we use the site .... people block for a reason get over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"block is the best feature on fab ...i block for lots of reasons and really dont give two hoots how other think , dislike or find it funny because at the end of the day i here for me n hubs looking for what we want and how we use the site .... people block for a reason get over it "

Totally agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These examples aren’t funny at all, you people need to work on your material.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I just had a potential first date dump me because I don’t own my own home anymore!

Lucky escape methinks!

She was a home insurance salesperson and was out to sell you a policy "

She’s have been out of luck then, I’m policied up already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno, never really notice if I get blocked. Never lose sleep over it if I do though

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

For replying to a tirade of horror (both in description and spelling) by politely saying "no thank you".

Saved us a trip to the block button though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got blocked because she said my head doesn’t match my body!

Suppose I should go shopping one day and buy a matching head hahaha

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By *ovelaughliveCouple
over a year ago

Oldham

Because we didn't find "id suck your pussy dry" a turn on ha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been blocked by lots of folks.

I just don't give a shite.

I'm never rude nor demanding so it's their loss not mine.

An ex FWB was blocked by a guy and went mad about it.

So when she became an ex (her choice) I blocked her...

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK


"Because we didn't find "id suck your pussy dry" a turn on ha!!"

Oh the silver tongued cavalier

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't think we have ever been given a reason for being blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The list is endless.

.to good looking

.cocks to big

.personality is to good

.stamina of an ox

.tendancy to live in a fantasy world

Honestly the list goes on.....

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"The list is endless.

.to good looking

.cocks to big

.personality is to good

.stamina of an ox

.tendancy to live in a fantasy world

Honestly the list goes on....."

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By *ovelaughliveCouple
over a year ago

Oldham


"Because we didn't find "id suck your pussy dry" a turn on ha!!

Oh the silver tongued cavalier "

Oh yes!! Such a charmer!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because we didn't find "id suck your pussy dry" a turn on ha!!"

Urgh

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"For having in my bio that, essentially, anti-vaxxers are morons. Quite happy to be blocked for that."

Fair enough, because you are correct, they are

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I have ridiculous eyebrows apparently

… one could take notice of the coincidence that I’d just told him no because of his shitty attitude only an hour after he begged for my number because I was so hot.

I’m not going to bother changing my beauty routine

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By *ovelaughliveCouple
over a year ago

Oldham


"Because we didn't find "id suck your pussy dry" a turn on ha!!

Urgh "

I know!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I didn't reply in 0.8 seconds

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I just had a potential first date dump me because I don’t own my own home anymore!

Lucky escape methinks!

She was a home insurance salesperson and was out to sell you a policy

She’s have been out of luck then, I’m policied up already! "

Smart man

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I have ridiculous eyebrows apparently

… one could take notice of the coincidence that I’d just told him no because of his shitty attitude only an hour after he begged for my number because I was so hot.

I’m not going to bother changing my beauty routine "

I really want to see your eyebrows now

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm not actually sure!

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry

I never know. I dont know what I do wrong. I'm so sick of it. I'll be getting on fine messaging people. Then I get blocked or blanked. It's happening right now with a couple. I have no ideas. It's past the face pic stage. So not that.

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By *ogging-funMan
over a year ago

stone

Fabbing a photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I couldn’t meet right there and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I couldn’t meet right there and then "

Ahhh i said sorry for that

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

Because i didn't answer message within 5mins of it been sent.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth


"I never know. I dont know what I do wrong. I'm so sick of it. I'll be getting on fine messaging people. Then I get blocked or blanked. It's happening right now with a couple. I have no ideas. It's past the face pic stage. So not that. "

Fantasist and tinewasters just be glad it didn't go further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I couldn’t meet right there and then

Ahhh i said sorry for that "

Cheeky devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I couldn’t meet right there and then

Ahhh i said sorry for that

Cheeky devil "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I get a reason why I'm blocked, sometimes not - I actually don't give a damn. J

To me it just means I've either had a lucky escape/we weren't compatible anyhow. It's basically done me a favour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I couldn’t meet right there and then

Ahhh i said sorry for that

Cheeky devil

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideally a reason is not given. Nuisance as sometimes it would be good to know why so you can learn from it.

Does not bother me, I just move on. Their loss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never know. I dont know what I do wrong. I'm so sick of it. I'll be getting on fine messaging people. Then I get blocked or blanked. It's happening right now with a couple. I have no ideas. It's past the face pic stage. So not that. "

It’s not just me then

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By *pectressWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I have ridiculous eyebrows apparently

… one could take notice of the coincidence that I’d just told him no because of his shitty attitude only an hour after he begged for my number because I was so hot.

I’m not going to bother changing my beauty routine

I really want to see your eyebrows now "

Sent you a pic

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

For not messaging someone on Tuesday… at or before 10pm (when I logged in after a really grim day of d+s), so actually before Tuesday was technically over! His loss, and my lucky escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock is to big haha

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I have ridiculous eyebrows apparently

… one could take notice of the coincidence that I’d just told him no because of his shitty attitude only an hour after he begged for my number because I was so hot.

I’m not going to bother changing my beauty routine

I really want to see your eyebrows now

Sent you a pic "

Much obliged

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By *l MateMan
over a year ago

Sheffield Centre


"I never know. I dont know what I do wrong. I'm so sick of it. I'll be getting on fine messaging people. Then I get blocked or blanked. It's happening right now with a couple. I have no ideas. It's past the face pic stage. So not that. "

Who knows? Same thing happened to me. I wouldn't contact someone if I wasn't interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For making a post they didn’t like. They then proceeded to send me an abusive message which was quite open to response. And when I tried to message them, I was blocked.

I forget what it was all about, they just didn’t like the discussion etc.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

For posting pictures on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For making a post they didn’t like. They then proceeded to send me an abusive message which was quite open to response. And when I tried to message them, I was blocked.

I forget what it was all about, they just didn’t like the discussion etc."

I get that all the time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blocked a guy the other day because after a few days of chatting he asked why we couldn’t meet him this weekend. I told him it was because we had my daughter to stay with us for a few days. He then said “ tell me about your daughter “. Sorry mate but instant block. She’s 11 years old.

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By *iss KissWoman
over a year ago

near Coventry


"I never know. I dont know what I do wrong. I'm so sick of it. I'll be getting on fine messaging people. Then I get blocked or blanked. It's happening right now with a couple. I have no ideas. It's past the face pic stage. So not that.

Fantasist and tinewasters just be glad it didn't go further"

Maybe. Who knows. This latest pair I think were either miffed that I replied 2 days after they sent their message. Or that I wanted my partner there. (Not in the same room) Just the same as they did. Which is a bit rich. You can't ask for something and then get miffed when the other person also wants that.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Just for being fat.

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