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"Popping candy. "Ooh, saucy. That'll go down a treat | |||
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"Don't think I need to answer this one do I Red "No you don't Grumpling McSausageFace | |||
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"...or blanket picnic with sex. Off the back of another thread, it's apparent that I'm not the only one who likes to have mid-session feasts. So. You're all invited to mine for a Big Ol' Gang Buffet. What you gonna bring for me? X" A cheeseboard and some chocolate cake | |||
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"I was under the impression you supplied the food, I provide the entertainment "Oh, I always have nibbles available but I'm insatiable. I can never have enough. And if you're ALL going to attend, I don't want it to run out..... | |||
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Ooh, saucy. That'll go down a treat "Down being the right word. | |||
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"Champagne. The bubbles work wonders on certain body parts "Do you mean your cock, Sir? And make it pink champagne. It's prettier | |||
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"Don't think I need to answer this one do I Red
No you don't Grumpling McSausageFace " | |||
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"I'll bring my sausage "Yes please. You can never have enough sausage! | |||
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"I'll hide some Scottish shortbread under my kilt for you Red. "Ooh, Leo. Sounds perfect. I do have a sweet tooth xx | |||
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"I was under the impression you supplied the food, I provide the entertainment
Oh, I always have nibbles available but I'm insatiable. I can never have enough. And if you're ALL going to attend, I don't want it to run out..... "Fair point, I'll bring an assortment of finger foods for halftime replenishment | |||
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"...or blanket picnic with sex. Off the back of another thread, it's apparent that I'm not the only one who likes to have mid-session feasts. So. You're all invited to mine for a Big Ol' Gang Buffet. What you gonna bring for me? X A cheeseboard and some chocolate cake "Oh now you're talking! Black forest gateau? Xx | |||
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"Wine...lots of wine "Well it's important to keep hydrated, Sparkle. Good call. Come on in! Xx | |||
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"Wine...lots of wine "We don't want you too d*unk | |||
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"I was under the impression you supplied the food, I provide the entertainment
Oh, I always have nibbles available but I'm insatiable. I can never have enough. And if you're ALL going to attend, I don't want it to run out.....
Fair point, I'll bring an assortment of finger foods for halftime replenishment "Make sure you do, Hand. No ham-fisted effort at nibbles will be tolerated | |||
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"Wine...lots of wine
We don't want you too d*unk "Me...never | |||
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"U will need waiter service x " Yes please. I'll not want to move too much. Can you provide the service naked, please? | |||
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"U will need waiter service x " Naked service I'd hope | |||
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"Wine...lots of wine
We don't want you too d*unk
Me...never "There's plenty of kissing required in between sips. | |||
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"...or blanket picnic with sex. Off the back of another thread, it's apparent that I'm not the only one who likes to have mid-session feasts. So. You're all invited to mine for a Big Ol' Gang Buffet. What you gonna bring for me? X A cheeseboard and some chocolate cake
Oh now you're talking! Black forest gateau? Xx"Absolutely, and when the cream gets everywhere it’ll be fun to clean up | |||
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"I was under the impression you supplied the food, I provide the entertainment
Oh, I always have nibbles available but I'm insatiable. I can never have enough. And if you're ALL going to attend, I don't want it to run out.....
Fair point, I'll bring an assortment of finger foods for halftime replenishment
Make sure you do, Hand.
No ham-fisted effort at nibbles will be tolerated "Perish the thought, I want to keep things in palm | |||
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"Wine...lots of wine
We don't want you too d*unk
Me...never
There's plenty of kissing required in between sips. "I do love a kiss or 2...or more | |||
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"Bottle off bubbly myself rocking a short dress fishnet and some very sky high heels " And a fabulous addition you will make! Hop on my superking size bed & the naked waiter will cater to your every whim x | |||
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"...or blanket picnic with sex. Off the back of another thread, it's apparent that I'm not the only one who likes to have mid-session feasts. So. You're all invited to mine for a Big Ol' Gang Buffet. What you gonna bring for me? X A cheeseboard and some chocolate cake
Oh now you're talking! Black forest gateau? Xx
Absolutely, and when the cream gets everywhere it’ll be fun to clean up
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"Wine...lots of wine
We don't want you too d*unk
Me...never
There's plenty of kissing required in between sips.
I do love a kiss or 2...or more "We'll both need a free hand for caressing each other too. | |||
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"U will need waiter service x Yes please. I'll not want to move too much. Can you provide the service naked, please? "Naked it is lol x | |||
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"I was under the impression you supplied the food, I provide the entertainment
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Fair point, I'll bring an assortment of finger foods for halftime replenishment
Make sure you do, Hand.
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Perish the thought, I want to keep things in palm "Excellent. I like my nibble on hand | |||
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"U will need waiter service x Naked service I'd hope "Definitely x | |||
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"...or blanket picnic with sex. Off the back of another thread, it's apparent that I'm not the only one who likes to have mid-session feasts. So. You're all invited to mine for a Big Ol' Gang Buffet. What you gonna bring for me? X A cheeseboard and some chocolate cake
Oh now you're talking! Black forest gateau? Xx
Absolutely, and when the cream gets everywhere it’ll be fun to clean up
As long as you're offering....you're in! X"Wooo! I’ll bring some pink bubbly to go with it | |||
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"Warm gooey chocolate fudge cake x 2" Oh, Kinky! Jump to the front of the queue! What's that? You've choccy biccies, too? You're spoiling us!!! X | |||
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"Bottle off bubbly myself rocking a short dress fishnet and some very sky high heels And a fabulous addition you will make! Hop on my superking size bed & the naked waiter will cater to your every whim x" Awesome sounds good to me x | |||
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"I was under the impression you supplied the food, I provide the entertainment
Oh, I always have nibbles available but I'm insatiable. I can never have enough. And if you're ALL going to attend, I don't want it to run out.....
Fair point, I'll bring an assortment of finger foods for halftime replenishment
Make sure you do, Hand.
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Perish the thought, I want to keep things in palm
Excellent. I like my nibble on hand "I like nibbled on something else | |||
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"home made sushi" Oh Wonky. Will they need to be in the fridge? Good job we've got a naked waiter to assist. X | |||
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Definitely x "Oooooofffttt x | |||
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"Trifle" Now, Olov. I'd this just so you can do the old "cock dipped in trifle" jape? Hope so! In you come! X | |||
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"Mint cheese cake x" Delightful. I was hoping you'd bring some of those cakes, I've been longing to taste them  | |||
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"U will need waiter service x Naked service I'd hope
Definitely x "But as Hostess, you'll need to attend to MY needs first x | |||
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"I was under the impression you supplied the food, I provide the entertainment
Oh, I always have nibbles available but I'm insatiable. I can never have enough. And if you're ALL going to attend, I don't want it to run out.....
Fair point, I'll bring an assortment of finger foods for halftime replenishment
Make sure you do, Hand.
No ham-fisted effort at nibbles will be tolerated
Perish the thought, I want to keep things in palm
Excellent. I like my nibble on hand
I like nibbled on something else "I'm a serial nibbler. Don't worry | |||
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"Trifle Now, Olov. I'd this just so you can do the old "cock dipped in trifle" jape? Hope so! In you come! X " yay...sloshed a bit on your boobs  | |||
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"Mint cheese cake x" Oh, Candy. I bloody love a good cheese cake! Make yourself at home, Lovely! X | |||
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"Champagne. The bubbles work wonders on certain body parts
Do you mean your cock, Sir?
And make it pink champagne. It's prettier "It works extremely well on nipples and vaginas too | |||
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"home made sushi Oh Wonky. Will they need to be in the fridge? Good job we've got a naked waiter to assist. X" who's wonky? | |||
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"Trifle Now, Olov. I'd this just so you can do the old "cock dipped in trifle" jape? Hope so! In you come! X yay...sloshed a bit on your boobs "Good job I've got the rubber sheets down...... | |||
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"Champagne. The bubbles work wonders on certain body parts
Do you mean your cock, Sir?
And make it pink champagne. It's prettier
It works extremely well on nipples and vaginas too "Perhaps you can demonstrate for me....Both are at your disposal | |||
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"Pigs in blankets "Oh now you're talking, Bob! Home made, I hope? Get in ma belly! (Via my mouth) x | |||
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"home made sushi Oh Wonky. Will they need to be in the fridge? Good job we've got a naked waiter to assist. X who's wonky?" Stop being silly, Wonky. You naughty boy!!! X | |||
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"I was under the impression you supplied the food, I provide the entertainment
Oh, I always have nibbles available but I'm insatiable. I can never have enough. And if you're ALL going to attend, I don't want it to run out.....
Fair point, I'll bring an assortment of finger foods for halftime replenishment
Make sure you do, Hand.
No ham-fisted effort at nibbles will be tolerated
Perish the thought, I want to keep things in palm
Excellent. I like my nibble on hand
I like nibbled on something else
I'm a serial nibbler. Don't worry "Good girl | |||
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"Pigs in blankets
Oh now you're talking, Bob!
Home made, I hope?
Get in ma belly! (Via my mouth) x"But of course! None of those skinny wee sausages either | |||
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"Champagne. The bubbles work wonders on certain body parts
Do you mean your cock, Sir?
And make it pink champagne. It's prettier
It works extremely well on nipples and vaginas too
Perhaps you can demonstrate for me....Both are at your disposal "I would be happy to and it would be just for demonstration purposes only? | |||
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"Pigs in blankets
Oh now you're talking, Bob!
Home made, I hope?
Get in ma belly! (Via my mouth) x
But of course! None of those skinny wee sausages either"I knew I could rely on you, Bob! X | |||
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"Champagne. The bubbles work wonders on certain body parts
Do you mean your cock, Sir?
And make it pink champagne. It's prettier
It works extremely well on nipples and vaginas too
Perhaps you can demonstrate for me....Both are at your disposal
I would be happy to and it would be just for demonstration purposes only? "Well, demonstrate on me & let's see where it leads.....x | |||
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"I'm actually baking quiche and shortbread biscuits as we speak xx" Oh you beauty! Quiche is what we're missing!!! X | |||
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"home made sushi Oh Wonky. Will they need to be in the fridge? Good job we've got a naked waiter to assist. X who's wonky? Stop being silly, Wonky. You naughty boy!!! X" as above. who's wonky? | |||
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"I'm actually baking quiche and shortbread biscuits as we speak xx" What type of quiche? | |||
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"As long as I get first dibs on the food I'll be there!" You're first, after me, Jay! X | |||
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"madeleines, I like them with my coffee" Ooh little clam-shaped french cakes? Yes, they'll do. Come on in! X | |||
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"I'm actually baking quiche and shortbread biscuits as we speak xx What type of quiche? " Cheese and bacon xx | |||
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"I'm actually baking quiche and shortbread biscuits as we speak xx Oh you beauty! Quiche is what we're missing!!! X" | |||
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"I'm actually baking quiche and shortbread biscuits as we speak xx What type of quiche? Cheese and bacon xx" That's the right answer  | |||
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"Ooh I’m in here. I’ll bring some lovely packaged tit bits full of vitamins and zinc to keep us all going. "Here he is! We've been waiting for our 5 a day man, Fiddles! Slip in next to me & Natalie xx | |||
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"Mini cheese and onion rolls "Ooh, can't go wrong with a bit of puff pastry, Cookie | |||
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"Alka seltzer....not to be taken orally lol x" Bit of get a fizzy vagina?  | |||
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"I'm actually baking quiche and shortbread biscuits as we speak xx What type of quiche? Cheese and bacon xx That's the right answer "Of course it is xx | |||
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"I'm actually baking quiche and shortbread biscuits as we speak xx What type of quiche? Cheese and bacon xx That's the right answer
Of course it is xx"I concur. Can't beat a bit of Quiche Lorraine. Sorry veggies! But there's plenty for you to nibble on, too c | |||
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"As long as I get first dibs on the food I'll be there! You're first, after me, Jay! X" Wooohooo, just so you know, I eat a lot so there might not be any left for anyone else haha. | |||
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"Ooh I’m in here. I’ll bring some lovely packaged tit bits full of vitamins and zinc to keep us all going. "If you need help unwrapping your package, I'll assist. And if my hands are busy with sausage, I'll use my mouth | |||
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"Ooh I’m in here. I’ll bring some lovely packaged tit bits full of vitamins and zinc to keep us all going.
If you need help unwrapping your package, I'll assist.
And if my hands are busy with sausage, I'll use my mouth "Your hands are too busy with Sausage haha | |||
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And dipping chocolate. And apple slices.
And a couple of pumpkin spice lattes for those of us with a sweet, unrefined tooth. | |||
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"I'm going to bring a brownies and blondie grazing board with lots of cherries, blueberries, pomegranate seeds and raspberries. All the berries so people can carry on fucking without worrying about bloating. And dipping chocolate. And apple slices.
And a couple of pumpkin spice lattes for those of us with a sweet, unrefined tooth. "I'm a tad turned on, I really need to up my snacks game. | |||
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"I'm going to bring a brownies and blondie grazing board with lots of cherries, blueberries, pomegranate seeds and raspberries. All the berries so people can carry on fucking without worrying about bloating. And dipping chocolate. And apple slices.
And a couple of pumpkin spice lattes for those of us with a sweet, unrefined tooth. "Welcome to the party Meli. I like your nibble thinking xx | |||
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"Ooh I’m in here. I’ll bring some lovely packaged tit bits full of vitamins and zinc to keep us all going.
If you need help unwrapping your package, I'll assist.
And if my hands are busy with sausage, I'll use my mouth
Your hands are too busy with Sausage haha "Not just yours Grumpling | |||
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"I’ve been experimenting with cheesecakes recently. Making them, that is! "Welcome to my boudoir, Suits. I'd love to taste your offering. I can offer you Spanish tortilla & nipples to gorge on x | |||
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"Ooh I’m in here. I’ll bring some lovely packaged tit bits full of vitamins and zinc to keep us all going.
If you need help unwrapping your package, I'll assist.
And if my hands are busy with sausage, I'll use my mouth
Your hands are too busy with Sausage haha
Not just yours Grumpling "How many hands have you got haha | |||
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"I'm going to bring a brownies and blondie grazing board with lots of cherries, blueberries, pomegranate seeds and raspberries. All the berries so people can carry on fucking without worrying about bloating. And dipping chocolate. And apple slices.
And a couple of pumpkin spice lattes for those of us with a sweet, unrefined tooth.
I'm a tad turned on, I really need to up my snacks game. "Yes. You. Do. There's no point in having sex if you can't have mid sex snacks, it's just a waste of energy. | |||
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"Ooh I’m in here. I’ll bring some lovely packaged tit bits full of vitamins and zinc to keep us all going.
If you need help unwrapping your package, I'll assist.
And if my hands are busy with sausage, I'll use my mouth
Your hands are too busy with Sausage haha
Not just yours Grumpling
How many hands have you got haha "2 hands, 2 willing orifices | |||
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"I'm going to bring a brownies and blondie grazing board with lots of cherries, blueberries, pomegranate seeds and raspberries. All the berries so people can carry on fucking without worrying about bloating. And dipping chocolate. And apple slices.
And a couple of pumpkin spice lattes for those of us with a sweet, unrefined tooth.
I'm a tad turned on, I really need to up my snacks game.
Yes. You. Do.
There's no point in having sex if you can't have mid sex snacks, it's just a waste of energy."See? Meli gets it! This Voluptuous body was not built on abstaining from snacks. #feemmeandtellmeimpretty | |||
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"Cake and squirty cream! "Open wide, Dancer! | |||
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"Cake and squirty cream!
Open wide, Dancer! "Oh you minx | |||
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"Ooh I’m in here. I’ll bring some lovely packaged tit bits full of vitamins and zinc to keep us all going.
If you need help unwrapping your package, I'll assist.
And if my hands are busy with sausage, I'll use my mouth
Your hands are too busy with Sausage haha
Not just yours Grumpling
How many hands have you got haha
2 hands, 2 willing orifices "Oh my I can't top that answer  | |||
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"How about Maori hangi at this picnic? Sounds rather suggestive especially if you have a dirty mind as it could be construed as a New Zealander with a hung cock. Bit of a mouthful perhaps. " Hello you and welcome to my gang buffet! I have no idea what Maori hangi is, but I think I want to feast on it | |||
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"This thread continues to cause a stirring in my nether regions "Mine too, Kinky. Mine too  | |||
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"Chunky salsa" To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene "It's not unusual... | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
It's not unusual... "Not "that" Tom Jones | |||
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"I'm actually baking quiche and shortbread biscuits as we speak xx What type of quiche? Cheese and bacon xx That's the right answer
Of course it is xx
I concur.
Can't beat a bit of Quiche Lorraine. Sorry veggies! But there's plenty for you to nibble on, too c"Man in restaurant, after looking at menu,says to waitress "I fancy a quicky". Waitress slaps him. Man on next table leans over and says "It's pronounced 'quiche'" | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
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"I'm actually baking quiche and shortbread biscuits as we speak xx What type of quiche? Cheese and bacon xx That's the right answer
Of course it is xx
I concur.
Can't beat a bit of Quiche Lorraine. Sorry veggies! But there's plenty for you to nibble on, too c
Man in restaurant, after looking at menu,says to waitress "I fancy a quicky".
Waitress slaps him.
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"It's pronounced 'quiche'""The old ones are the best! x | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
It's not unusual...
Not "that" Tom Jones
Classic "Ah, Leo. Any more shortbread up yet kilt? Come here & let me check | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
It's not unusual...
Not "that" Tom Jones
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Ah, Leo. Any more shortbread up yet kilt? Come here & let me check "That's not my shortbread !! | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
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Not "that" Tom Jones
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Ah, Leo. Any more shortbread up yet kilt? Come here & let me check
That's not my shortbread !! "Nope. Not bread. Definitely not short | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
It's not unusual...
Not "that" Tom Jones
Classic
Ah, Leo. Any more shortbread up yet kilt? Come here & let me check
That's not my shortbread !!
Nope. Not bread. Definitely not short "Must be my French stick | |||
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"Play on words really it’s food cooked in the ground over hot stones and covers until cooked. Delicious " Ah. Plenty of time for us to build up an appetite then | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
It's not unusual...
Not "that" Tom Jones
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Ah, Leo. Any more shortbread up yet kilt? Come here & let me check
That's not my shortbread !!
Nope. Not bread. Definitely not short
Must be my French stick "*Gallic shrug* It's still fair game if you're gonna wave it in front of my face like that! | |||
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"Can anybody tell me what a gang buffet is? " Oh just me and some friends having a gang bang & lots of nibbles. It's marvelous fun. Come join! X | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
It's not unusual...
Not "that" Tom Jones
Classic
Ah, Leo. Any more shortbread up yet kilt? Come here & let me check
That's not my shortbread !!
Nope. Not bread. Definitely not short
Must be my French stick
*Gallic shrug*
It's still fair game if you're gonna wave it in front of my face like that! "Oooh La La, Just a nibble then | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
It's not unusual...
Not "that" Tom Jones
Classic
Ah, Leo. Any more shortbread up yet kilt? Come here & let me check
That's not my shortbread !!
Nope. Not bread. Definitely not short
Must be my French stick
*Gallic shrug*
It's still fair game if you're gonna wave it in front of my face like that!
Oooh La La, Just a nibble then "Got any Boursin with that? | |||
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"A king prawn ring. "Same to you, Chunky! | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
It's not unusual...
Not "that" Tom Jones
Classic
Ah, Leo. Any more shortbread up yet kilt? Come here & let me check
That's not my shortbread !!
Nope. Not bread. Definitely not short
Must be my French stick
*Gallic shrug*
It's still fair game if you're gonna wave it in front of my face like that!
Oooh La La, Just a nibble then
Got any Boursin with that? "I was hoping you'd provide the spread | |||
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"A king prawn ring.
Same to you, Chunky! "Extra sauce for you. | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
It's not unusual...
Not "that" Tom Jones
Classic
Ah, Leo. Any more shortbread up yet kilt? Come here & let me check
That's not my shortbread !!
Nope. Not bread. Definitely not short
Must be my French stick
*Gallic shrug*
It's still fair game if you're gonna wave it in front of my face like that!
Oooh La La, Just a nibble then
Got any Boursin with that?
I was hoping you'd provide the spread "I'll spread for you, Leo | |||
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"A king prawn ring.
Same to you, Chunky!
Extra sauce for you. "Oooft!!! But Chunky....I don't like fish | |||
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"A king prawn ring.
Same to you, Chunky!
Extra sauce for you.
Oooft!!!
But Chunky....I don't like fish "I'll eat the prawn, you can have my sauce. | |||
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"A king prawn ring.
Same to you, Chunky!
Extra sauce for you.
Oooft!!!
But Chunky....I don't like fish
I'll eat the prawn, you can have my sauce. "Special sauce? | |||
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"A king prawn ring.
Same to you, Chunky!
Extra sauce for you.
Oooft!!!
But Chunky....I don't like fish
I'll eat the prawn, you can have my sauce.
Special sauce? "From a very special source. | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
It's not unusual...
Not "that" Tom Jones
Classic
Ah, Leo. Any more shortbread up yet kilt? Come here & let me check
That's not my shortbread !!
Nope. Not bread. Definitely not short
Must be my French stick
*Gallic shrug*
It's still fair game if you're gonna wave it in front of my face like that!
Oooh La La, Just a nibble then
Got any Boursin with that?
I was hoping you'd provide the spread
I'll spread for you, Leo "Ah Red, you put the Buff in Buffet | |||
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"A king prawn ring.
Same to you, Chunky!
Extra sauce for you.
Oooft!!!
But Chunky....I don't like fish
I'll eat the prawn, you can have my sauce.
Special sauce?
From a very special source. "
One of those pump action dispensers? | |||
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"A king prawn ring.
Same to you, Chunky!
Extra sauce for you.
Oooft!!!
But Chunky....I don't like fish
I'll eat the prawn, you can have my sauce.
Special sauce?
From a very special source.
One of those pump action dispensers? "You better get close - you don't want to miss a drop. | |||
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"Chunky salsa To dip things in, or just eat with my fingers? This is all getting a bit "Tom Jones" feast scene
It's not unusual...
Not "that" Tom Jones
Classic
Ah, Leo. Any more shortbread up yet kilt? Come here & let me check
That's not my shortbread !!
Nope. Not bread. Definitely not short
Must be my French stick
*Gallic shrug*
It's still fair game if you're gonna wave it in front of my face like that!
Oooh La La, Just a nibble then
Got any Boursin with that?
I was hoping you'd provide the spread
I'll spread for you, Leo
Ah Red, you put the Buff in Buffet "I'm the buffet queen, Leo. I'll slake your thirst & satisfy your appetite. Guaranteed | |||
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"And on that note, I now have to join a boring Skype call ....x" Quick she’s gone for a bit - grab any food you can get your hands on | |||
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"And on that note, I now have to join a boring Skype call ....x Quick she’s gone for a bit - grab any food you can get your hands on "Benny Hill style. | |||
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"Ooh I’m in here. I’ll bring some lovely packaged tit bits full of vitamins and zinc to keep us all going.
Here he is! We've been waiting for our 5 a day man, Fiddles!
Slip in next to me & Natalie xx"Slip in next to, or slip into. | |||
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"And on that note, I now have to join a boring Skype call ....x Quick she’s gone for a bit - grab any food you can get your hands on
Benny Hill style. "My car is actually called Ernie (please, don’t judge me  ) | |||
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"I'm going to bring a brownies and blondie grazing board with lots of cherries, blueberries, pomegranate seeds and raspberries. All the berries so people can carry on fucking without worrying about bloating. And dipping chocolate. And apple slices.
And a couple of pumpkin spice lattes for those of us with a sweet, unrefined tooth.
I'm a tad turned on, I really need to up my snacks game.
Yes. You. Do.
There's no point in having sex if you can't have mid sex snacks, it's just a waste of energy." I appreciate your honesty.
In my defence I'm bringing sausage to the gang buffet | |||
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"Personally I prefer something light and easy to snack on. Cold pizza is great. No mess or dripping. " Oh but the drippy mess could be fun, no? X | |||
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"red would you like a bottle of champagne. " Oh pink champagne please, Ranger. Cate to dribble it over my tits? | |||
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"red would you like a bottle of champagne. Oh pink champagne please, Ranger. Cate to dribble it over my tits? "deal. i was thinking of you when i read the label on the bottle x | |||
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"red would you like a bottle of champagne. Oh pink champagne please, Ranger. Cate to dribble it over my tits?
deal.
i was thinking of you when i read the label on the bottle x"Which part? The extra dry or the slowly matured? Cos I'm not sure champagne can be described as full bodied. I, however, certainly can | |||
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"red would you like a bottle of champagne. Oh pink champagne please, Ranger. Cate to dribble it over my tits?
deal.
i was thinking of you when i read the label on the bottle x
Which part? The extra dry or the slowly matured? Cos I'm not sure champagne can be described as full bodied. I, however, certainly can "vintage | |||
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"red would you like a bottle of champagne. Oh pink champagne please, Ranger. Cate to dribble it over my tits?
deal.
i was thinking of you when i read the label on the bottle x
Which part? The extra dry or the slowly matured? Cos I'm not sure champagne can be described as full bodied. I, however, certainly can
vintage "Ya cheeky twat! | |||
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"How the hell did I miss the blanket buffet "Sandy!!! Where have you been? This is where it's all been happening! Park your bum. Though the bed is a tad messy now.....x | |||
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"How the hell did I miss the blanket buffet
Sandy!!! Where have you been? This is where it's all been happening!
Park your bum. Though the bed is a tad messy now.....x"tell you what i'll take you and sandy in a 3 some any day of the week. this is my quest! | |||
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"How the hell did I miss the blanket buffet
Sandy!!! Where have you been? This is where it's all been happening!
Park your bum. Though the bed is a tad messy now.....x
tell you what i'll take you and sandy in a 3 some any day of the week.
this is my quest! "Ooh, 3some!!! | |||
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"How the hell did I miss the blanket buffet
Sandy!!! Where have you been? This is where it's all been happening!
Park your bum. Though the bed is a tad messy now.....x
tell you what i'll take you and sandy in a 3 some any day of the week.
this is my quest!
Ooh, 3some!!! "when it is rugby season so lets scum | |||
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"How the hell did I miss the blanket buffet
Sandy!!! Where have you been? This is where it's all been happening!
Park your bum. Though the bed is a tad messy now.....x
tell you what i'll take you and sandy in a 3 some any day of the week.
this is my quest!
Ooh, 3some!!!
when it is rugby season so lets scum "You're mad, lad! | |||
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"How the hell did I miss the blanket buffet
Sandy!!! Where have you been? This is where it's all been happening!
Park your bum. Though the bed is a tad messy now.....x
tell you what i'll take you and sandy in a 3 some any day of the week.
this is my quest!
Ooh, 3some!!!
when it is rugby season so lets scum
You're mad, lad! "yep | |||
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"How the hell did I miss the blanket buffet
Sandy!!! Where have you been? This is where it's all been happening!
Park your bum. Though the bed is a tad messy now.....x
tell you what i'll take you and sandy in a 3 some any day of the week.
this is my quest!
Ooh, 3some!!!
when it is rugby season so lets scum
You're mad, lad!
yep "I’m in I know one thing Patrick will bring the stamina and we can bring the food | |||
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"How the hell did I miss the blanket buffet
Sandy!!! Where have you been? This is where it's all been happening!
Park your bum. Though the bed is a tad messy now.....x
tell you what i'll take you and sandy in a 3 some any day of the week.
this is my quest!
Ooh, 3some!!!
when it is rugby season so lets scum
You're mad, lad!
yep
I’m in I know one thing Patrick will bring the stamina and we can bring the food "stamina schhhhhhhh they all sleeping | |||
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" Ring donuts ... Willy hoopla a must "When you score and can eat the doughnut, careful how hard you bite | |||
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" Ring donuts ... Willy hoopla a must
When you score and can eat the doughnut, careful how hard you bite "Delicate nibbles only everyone... you heard the man, careful | |||
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" Ring donuts ... Willy hoopla a must
When you score and can eat the doughnut, careful how hard you bite
Delicate nibbles only everyone... you heard the man, careful "Screw gentle, I like a little risk | |||
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"Wine and jelly to wrestle in "This is an underrated idea | |||
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"Fish 'n' chips and ice cream from Parkgate "KC! We missed a trick there, didn't we?! | |||
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"Wine and jelly to wrestle in "That's what the paddling pool is for, Dreavus | |||
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"Fish 'n' chips and ice cream from Parkgate
KC! We missed a trick there, didn't we?! "We should have a repeat visit but minus the snow | |||
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