FabSwingers.com forum: Being british

By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish

pub for a

Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry

or a Turkish

kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch

American shows

on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything

foreign.

Oh and......

* Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster

than an ambulance.

* Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk

all the way to the back of the shop to get their

prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the

front.

* Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers,

large fries and a DIET .

* Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain

the pens to the counters.

* Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of

pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in

the garage.

* Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen

calls and then have call waiting so we won 't miss a call

from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first

place.

* Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in

front of a skating rink

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It is still the most marvellous, splediferous, lovely country.

Summer waits until the kids have gone back to school so the parks are nice and quiet for adults to enjoy.

The weather can be different from one street to the next.

A wedding can be an international media event.

I can be seen at any hospital without having to pay at any time.

Flat bits, high bits, rolling bits and rocky bits and all beautiful.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Britain is about inclusion and equality for all!

Except single men on a swinging site

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Britain is about inclusion and equality for all!

Except single men on a swinging site

You get included equally on gang-bangs don't you? You are equally slated when one single man makes an idiot of himself. What more do you want?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Standing in line jerking off to keep my woody while trying not to stare at the hairy spotty arse in front is not my idea of sexual equality thanks

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Standing in line jerking off to keep my woody while trying not to stare at the hairy spotty arse in front is not my idea of sexual equality thanks

That's the thing with equality - someone always feels they are losing out.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Have you seen the fluffers they employ? Ugh

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have you seen the fluffers they employ? Ugh"

You can always 'choke the chicken' - equality in that, surely?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Men are visual, that's why we like your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha to the OP, good read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Britain is about inclusion and equality for all!

Except single men on a swinging site

hehehe Pablo

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Britain is about inclusion and equality for all!

Except single men on a swinging site

hehehe Pablo

MWAH!

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