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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

How do you eat yours?!

Just did one half if a scone Devon and one half cornish.

Whichever is jam first is the one that wins for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate (part of) one in disgrace

In Dublin for a couple of days, I treated my mate to champagne afternoon tea at The Shelbourne

It's one of those fancy hotels with liveried doormen and starched white egyptian cotton table cloths

It was an altogether very refined affair until, somehow, and to this day neither of us know how, my mate managed to drag the table cloth 3/4 off the table; bottles, glasses, cups, tea pots, plates, cake stands... the fkin lot went

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you eat yours?!

Just did one half if a scone Devon and one half cornish.

Whichever is jam first is the one that wins for me

Agreed jam first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have jam first, cream on top xxx

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I don't like cream. So butter first jam second

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By *ambofkMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

Jam then cream!!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I find it easier to spread the jam on first, then spread the clotted cream on afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam then cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ate (part of) one in disgrace

In Dublin for a couple of days, I treated my mate to champagne afternoon tea at The Shelbourne

It's one of those fancy hotels with liveried doormen and starched white egyptian cotton table cloths

Oops!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam then cream xx

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By *ambofkMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

Seems like the consensus is that jam goes first xx should all have an orgy and afternoon tea lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Jam first

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Butter, jam then the cream

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By *amiekink40Man
over a year ago

torquay

You are all banned from Devon - heathens, I tell you.

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Cream and no jam..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do jam, cream... Plus blob of jam on top

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Jam first,always, with loads and loads of clotted cream.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You are all banned from Devon - heathens, I tell you."

I concur....

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

I love you even more now

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

Why would you not have cream though?!

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By *namoratomanMan
over a year ago

Herefordshire

Jam then cream, Cornish style!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I visited Devon recently and converted

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I visited Devon recently and converted"

I knew I liked you

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Butter, jam, cream

sorry posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Butter, jam, cream

sorry posh"

Woman. You've just completely broken my heart.

I'll convert you

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I visited Devon recently and converted

I knew I liked you

Woman, you can't get a good spread if you do it the wrong way round.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I visited Devon recently and converted

I knew I liked you

Woman, you can't get a good spread if you do it the wrong way round. "

Oh but you can! Cream spreads like butter, and you don't spread the jam. You dollop it.

And then you pop a dollop of cream on top if you're feeling decadent.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I visited Devon recently and converted

I knew I liked you

Woman, you can't get a good spread if you do it the wrong way round.

Oh but you can! Cream spreads like butter, and you don't spread the jam. You dollop it.

And then you pop a dollop of cream on top if you're feeling decadent.

Nope, not convinced. Cream scone instead of Sunday lunch maybe?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

I love you even more now

My husband was from Devon so he taught me well

Proper job!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

Why would you not have cream though?!"

My dad used to make them and we always just had butter and jam. How’s and introduced me to cream tea

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Husband even!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I visited Devon recently and converted

I knew I liked you

Woman, you can't get a good spread if you do it the wrong way round.

Oh but you can! Cream spreads like butter, and you don't spread the jam. You dollop it.

And then you pop a dollop of cream on top if you're feeling decadent.

Nope, not convinced. Cream scone instead of Sunday lunch maybe?

Absolutely. And I'll convince you!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

I love you even more now

My husband was from Devon so he taught me well

Proper job! "

Proper job indeed maid!

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I've never given it any thought to be honest. I've had a cream tea at The Ritz, and various other places over the years, and never once paid that much attention to the placement of jam and cream. Didn't even know there was such a thing ! Fancy that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are all banned from Devon - heathens, I tell you."

Suits me lol. Lived there for nine years, literally nothing happens. Ever.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

I love you even more now

My husband was from Devon so he taught me well

Proper job!

Proper job indeed maid!

He moved up here and lost his accent but could put it on, always made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Husband even! "

Wow that's some Freudian slip lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

I love you even more now

My husband was from Devon so he taught me well

Proper job!

Proper job indeed maid!

He moved up here and lost his accent but could put it on, always made me smile "

I've always loved the accent. Long before I moved here. It's so comforting.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Husband even!

Wow that's some Freudian slip lol"

Just typing too fast and autocorrect

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

I love you even more now

My husband was from Devon so he taught me well

Proper job!

Proper job indeed maid!

He moved up here and lost his accent but could put it on, always made me smile

I've always loved the accent. Long before I moved here. It's so comforting."

I love it. I lived there 7 years and I can still hear the accent come out of me sometimes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

I love you even more now

My husband was from Devon so he taught me well

Proper job!

Proper job indeed maid!

He moved up here and lost his accent but could put it on, always made me smile

I've always loved the accent. Long before I moved here. It's so comforting.

I love it. I lived there 7 years and I can still hear the accent come out of me sometimes

People keep telling me I sound West Country despite my first 30 years being a Londoner.... well. Either than or they ask if I'm an Aussie

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

I love you even more now

My husband was from Devon so he taught me well

Proper job!

Proper job indeed maid!

He moved up here and lost his accent but could put it on, always made me smile

I've always loved the accent. Long before I moved here. It's so comforting."

And I completely said proper job in a Devon accent in my head

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

I love you even more now

My husband was from Devon so he taught me well

Proper job!

Proper job indeed maid!

He moved up here and lost his accent but could put it on, always made me smile

I've always loved the accent. Long before I moved here. It's so comforting.

And I completely said proper job in a Devon accent in my head

Only way to say it!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Cream first then jam - the right way

If I wasn’t having cream I’d do butter then jam

I love you even more now

My husband was from Devon so he taught me well

Proper job!

Proper job indeed maid!

He moved up here and lost his accent but could put it on, always made me smile

I've always loved the accent. Long before I moved here. It's so comforting.

I love it. I lived there 7 years and I can still hear the accent come out of me sometimes

People keep telling me I sound West Country despite my first 30 years being a Londoner.... well. Either than or they ask if I'm an Aussie

Haha. You are a bit of a mixture. I definitely am. I’ve lived all over!

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