FabSwingers.com forum: Simple things that cheese you off

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Driving home from work today the amount of speed bumps pain in the arse anything trivial cheese you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego on the floor, I have to tread very Caerphilly.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

People who walk slowly in front of you. Edam them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lego on the floor, I have to tread very Caerphilly. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who walk slowly in front of you. Edam them!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who walk slowly in front of you. Edam them!"

Brie Kind

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"People who walk slowly in front of you. Edam them!

Brie Kind

No they make me Emmental.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Tina not stacked with the labels not facing forward in supermarkets.

Has anyone seen my wife, Julia Roberts on here?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

That pungent bloke at the church.

Stinking Bishop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To many bright people on here the thread is going off at a tangent what the hell spread the cheese

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"People who walk slowly in front of you. Edam them!

Brie Kind

No they make me Emmental. "

Cheddar her out

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Decorating. One coat is bad enough never mind having to Double Gloucester the radiators.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Lorry drivers with more floodlights than Wembley, continually flashing to let their mates pull in or out, blinding everything in front of them and everything in the opposite direction….

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Lorry drivers with more floodlights than Wembley, continually flashing to let their mates pull in or out, blinding everything in front of them and everything in the opposite direction….

Cheeses me right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys asking questions that are already answered on our profile.

Number one bugbear?

"Who is on line,Mr or Mrs"?

Dickheads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who walk slowly in front of you. Edam them!

Brie Kind

No they make me Emmental.

Cheddar her out

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Steph Steph don't get drawn in

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Cheese…. stinky stuff !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorry drivers with more floodlights than Wembley, continually flashing to let their mates pull in or out, blinding everything in front of them and everything in the opposite direction….

Cheeses me right off"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I saw red Leicester losing 4-1 yesterday

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

People exiting a public building who come to an abrupt halt in the exit doorway, and get indignant when people the bump into them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit. "
don't get drawn in my friend xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw red Leicester losing 4-1 yesterday "
Sally you are better than this xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who walk slowly in front of you. Edam them!

Brie Kind

No they make me Emmental. "

Feta you say so than bottle it up I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who walk slowly in front of you. Edam them!

Brie Kind

No they make me Emmental.

Feta you say so than bottle it up I guess."
Leo you are better than this don't crumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw red Leicester losing 4-1 yesterday "

West Ham played well though, give them their fondue.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

People who eat apples whilst standing close behind you. That just makes me squirm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with this"
Rose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working in customer service, people who are on their phones whilst I'm serving them.. I just find this rude and ignorant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw red Leicester losing 4-1 yesterday

West Ham played well though, give them their fondue."
off the subject a little Leo had Antonio as my captain fantasy football 32 points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Working in customer service, people who are on their phones whilst I'm serving them.. I just find this rude and ignorant "
hi my friend I know where you are coming from when folk are asking for a ticket while on the phone not good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw red Leicester losing 4-1 yesterday

West Ham played well though, give them their fondue.off the subject a little Leo had Antonio as my captain fantasy football 32 points

Oh good pick OP. Not looking so good for Man Utd, better get ready for that naked run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those people who try to disguise small horses. Thinking that they can Mascarpone

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"People who walk slowly in front of you. Edam them!

Brie Kind

No they make me Emmental.

Cheddar her out

Steph Steph don't get drawn in

Stilton following the crowd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things. "
now then Rose is that a cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those people who try to disguise small horses. Thinking that they can Mascarpone"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw red Leicester losing 4-1 yesterday

West Ham played well though, give them their fondue.off the subject a little Leo had Antonio as my captain fantasy football 32 points

Oh good pick OP. Not looking so good for Man Utd, better get ready for that naked run

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Leo I can't remember saying that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those people who try to disguise small horses. Thinking that they can Mascarpone"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things. "

Genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google it"
Rose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those people who think they can coax a bear out of a cave by shouting Camembert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Those people who think they can coax a bear out of a cave by shouting Camembert"
fantastic genius

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over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?"
was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

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By *eddy004Man
over a year ago

Toy Town

I absolutely love this as I get to make their day by popping a nice note on their windscreen in a yellow pouch requesting£70 off them for being a twat

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Some Kraft(y) word play here

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over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I absolutely love this as I get to make their day by popping a nice note on their windscreen in a yellow pouch requesting£70 off them for being a twat"
what has that got to do with cheese only joking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little"
I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

People forgetting the words Please and Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness I did almost get run over today but he was pasteurised before I could get his number plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little"

Looking Gouda Rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Middle lane hoggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People forgetting the words Please and Thank you

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yes I can give that stare on the bus they get there eventually xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In all seriousness I did almost get run over today but he was pasteurised before I could get his number plate"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people being late or looking at phone when talking to you.

i walk away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MLM sellers. They're up to no Gouda

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do."
I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MLM sellers. They're up to no Gouda "
Indy welcome to the cheese xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheese"
smile and the whole world smiles my matelot friend

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Empty toilet roll been left sat when the bin is just at the other side of the toilet.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

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give it me back sweet Rose xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Empty toilet roll been left sat when the bin is just at the other side of the toilet.

Mrs"
most annoying xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MLM sellers. They're up to no Gouda Indy welcome to the cheese xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle lane hoggers

This yes. The whole left lane is free and I just sail past them from the left ( is that legal?) But they never get the hint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours shouting at stupid o'clock in the morning I mean how very dairylea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Middle lane hoggers

This yes. The whole left lane is free and I just sail past them from the left ( is that legal?) But they never get the hint

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lawbreaker you are not alone I do it as well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

give it me back sweet Rose xxx

It's becoming a load of Jarlsberg though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My neighbours shouting at stupid o'clock in the morning I mean how very dairylea"
yay love it forms the triangle xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

give it me back sweet Rose xxx

It's becoming a load of Jarlsberg though

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you are getting all primula and proper now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

give it me back sweet Rose xxx

It's becoming a load of Jarlsberg though

you are getting all primula and proper now xx

I know. I've got the Shepherd's Hope looking out for the Stinking Bishop who said he's arriving soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

give it me back sweet Rose xxx

It's becoming a load of Jarlsberg though

you are getting all primula and proper now xx

I know. I've got the Shepherd's Hope looking out for the Stinking Bishop who said he's arriving soon. "
I think you are wining now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

give it me back sweet Rose xxx

It's becoming a load of Jarlsberg though

you are getting all primula and proper now xx

I know. I've got the Shepherd's Hope looking out for the Stinking Bishop who said he's arriving soon.

I think you are wining now xx "

I like my cheese almost as much as I like my Dirt Lover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

give it me back sweet Rose xxx

It's becoming a load of Jarlsberg though

you are getting all primula and proper now xx

I know. I've got the Shepherd's Hope looking out for the Stinking Bishop who said he's arriving soon.

I think you are wining now xx

I like my cheese almost as much as I like my Dirt Lover

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scrapping the cracker barrel now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

give it me back sweet Rose xxx

It's becoming a load of Jarlsberg though

you are getting all primula and proper now xx

I know. I've got the Shepherd's Hope looking out for the Stinking Bishop who said he's arriving soon.

I think you are wining now xx

I like my cheese almost as much as I like my Dirt Lover

scrapping the cracker barrel now xx

Because I've been told that's where you might Brie

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"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

give it me back sweet Rose xxx

It's becoming a load of Jarlsberg though

you are getting all primula and proper now xx

I know. I've got the Shepherd's Hope looking out for the Stinking Bishop who said he's arriving soon.

I think you are wining now xx

I like my cheese almost as much as I like my Dirt Lover

scrapping the cracker barrel now xx

Because I've been told that's where you might Brie"
Rose I am Jacobs cream crackered xx

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"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

give it me back sweet Rose xxx

It's becoming a load of Jarlsberg though

you are getting all primula and proper now xx

I know. I've got the Shepherd's Hope looking out for the Stinking Bishop who said he's arriving soon.

I think you are wining now xx

I like my cheese almost as much as I like my Dirt Lover

scrapping the cracker barrel now xx

Because I've been told that's where you might Brie

Rose I am Jacobs cream crackered xx

I think you've been buttered up enough. This is such a Coolea thread. You know how to find me if you want to Ticklemore xx

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"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

give it me back sweet Rose xxx

It's becoming a load of Jarlsberg though

you are getting all primula and proper now xx

I know. I've got the Shepherd's Hope looking out for the Stinking Bishop who said he's arriving soon.

I think you are wining now xx

I like my cheese almost as much as I like my Dirt Lover

scrapping the cracker barrel now xx

Because I've been told that's where you might Brie

Rose I am Jacobs cream crackered xx

I think you've been buttered up enough. This is such a Coolea thread. You know how to find me if you want to Ticklemore xx

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you are a fine lady block of Cheshire in the post xxxxx

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over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Middle lane hoggers

Good god yes! Arseholes with no idea of what the rules of the road are !! Unfortunately 50% of the drivers on British motorways do it and I have no idea why? They are turning a 3 lane motorway into a dual carriageway!! Ggrrrrrrrr

should get a week's ban !! Ok breath, breath, calm down

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"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

give it me back sweet Rose xxx

It's becoming a load of Jarlsberg though

you are getting all primula and proper now xx

I know. I've got the Shepherd's Hope looking out for the Stinking Bishop who said he's arriving soon.

I think you are wining now xx

I like my cheese almost as much as I like my Dirt Lover

scrapping the cracker barrel now xx

Because I've been told that's where you might Brie

Rose I am Jacobs cream crackered xx

I think you've been buttered up enough. This is such a Coolea thread. You know how to find me if you want to Ticklemore xx

you are a fine lady block of Cheshire in the post xxxxx"

Thanks. I'm gonna go and Slack Ma Girdle and make a coffee. Had too much cheese this evening x

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"I camembert people who park in disabled parking without the right permit.

don't get drawn in my friend xxx

I tread very Caerphilly with thisRose rise above this you are better than that thought you was primula and proper xxx

I do occasionally get very Ossau-Iraty over things.

now then Rose is that a cheese

Google itRose you are growing on me I am getting very fond of u

Are ya now? I've gruyère on you have I?

was you the school swot you are a brain o legs xxx

Halloumi again. Yeah, just a little

I'm struggling Rose am going crackers xxx

Please don't crumble on me, Edam know what to do with you if you do.I can't keep up am going to join the circus going to put my stilts on xxx

give it me back sweet Rose xxx

It's becoming a load of Jarlsberg though

you are getting all primula and proper now xx

I know. I've got the Shepherd's Hope looking out for the Stinking Bishop who said he's arriving soon.

I think you are wining now xx

I like my cheese almost as much as I like my Dirt Lover

scrapping the cracker barrel now xx

Because I've been told that's where you might Brie

Rose I am Jacobs cream crackered xx

I think you've been buttered up enough. This is such a Coolea thread. You know how to find me if you want to Ticklemore xx

you are a fine lady block of Cheshire in the post xxxxx

Thanks. I'm gonna go and Slack Ma Girdle and make a coffee. Had too much cheese this evening x

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