FabSwingers.com forum: Walked into a room.

By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

Youve just walked into a room and seen the above user...

Only using FIVE words what are you saying to them?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Where are your clothes sir?!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are YOUR clothes, Sir?!

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

Black really suit you ma'am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black really suit you ma'am

Nice tiles, who did the grout work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alice in Wonderland my favourite

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Why am I here, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tighty whitey monday is here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tighty whitey monday is here!"

Wow I think I’m bi

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

"Tighty whitey monday is here!"

AAhhhhh shit am I blacklisted

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

I’ll get the first round

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ll get the first round

Make mine a Fosters please

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

"I’ll get the first round

Make mine a Fosters please

that dude paying for us

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"I’ll get the first round

Make mine a Fosters please

that dude paying for us

Fancy some dinner next week?

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

"I’ll get the first round

Make mine a Fosters please

that dude paying for us

Fancy some dinner next week?

"your place or mine Alice"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll get the first round

Make mine a Fosters please

that dude paying for us

Fancy some dinner next week?

"your place or mine Alice"

Use my place I'll watch

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"I’ll get the first round

Make mine a Fosters please

that dude paying for us

Fancy some dinner next week?

"your place or mine Alice"

Use my place I'll watch

You are all welcome here

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

"I’ll get the first round

Make mine a Fosters please

that dude paying for us

Fancy some dinner next week?

"your place or mine Alice"

Use my place I'll watch

You are all welcome here

Nice meeting you again Alice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you cooking me

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"What are you cooking me

Let’s scissor you sexy thing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you cooking me

Let’s scissor you sexy thing x"

Is peach on the menu

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

"What are you cooking me

Let’s scissor you sexy thing x

Is peach on the menu"

Don't forget the cream girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir, your flies are open.

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

"Sir, your flies are open."

And you've got chocolate in...

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Make me some food please

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Fancy seeing you in here

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Get ya kit off luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, kit's off, now what?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"OK, kit's off, now what?"

Bruce? Is it Christmas already?

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

Hello there my baby girl.

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

Oops sorry dude, wrong room

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Oops sorry dude, wrong room "

Chef? I'm fancying a sausage

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

You like them well done

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Is that a coat stand?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

"Is that a coat stand?"

It is a versatile tool

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Where's that food I wanted?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Where's that food I wanted?"

I have claimed the sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's that food I wanted?

I have claimed the sausage

Please report to my bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm horny. Horny, horny, horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm horny. Horny, horny, horny.

'Let me fix that horn'

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

Honk honk

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I'm horny. Horny, horny, horny.

'Let me fix that horn'

Take off all your clothes.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I'm horny. Horny, horny, horny.

'Let me fix that horn'

Take off all your clothes."

Well, Happy birthday to me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I'm horny. Horny, horny, horny.

'Let me fix that horn'

Take off all your clothes.

Well, Happy birthday to me "

High five to you sir

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Please keep your clothes on

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

Keep to the dresscode sir

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Keep to the dresscode sir "

Once again, feed me buddy

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By *ark RumMan
over a year ago

Bucks

Those hands? My cock? Nah

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Those hands? My cock? Nah

Ooh what a peachy bum

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Those hands? My cock? Nah

Ooh what a peachy bum "

My lap is free now.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Those hands? My cock? Nah

Ooh what a peachy bum

My lap is free now. "

Can I sit on your lap?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Those hands? My cock? Nah

Ooh what a peachy bum

My lap is free now.

Can I sit on your lap? "

Whoops that’s 6

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Those hands? My cock? Nah

Ooh what a peachy bum

My lap is free now.

Can I sit on your lap? "

You never need to ask.

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

"Keep to the dresscode sir

Once again, feed me buddy "

Is _herry onatop with you?

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

"Keep to the dresscode sir

Once again, feed me buddy

Is _herry onatop with you?

"
You burnt the toast again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep to the dresscode sir

Once again, feed me buddy

Is _herry onatop with you?

You burnt the toast again! "

Make your bed before leaving

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

"Keep to the dresscode sir

Once again, feed me buddy

Is _herry onatop with you?

You burnt the toast again!

Make your bed before leaving"

Eesssshhh, I second that joey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep to the dresscode sir

Once again, feed me buddy

Is _herry onatop with you?

You burnt the toast again!

Make your bed before leaving

Eesssshhh, I second that joey

Game of dominos and rum?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

"Keep to the dresscode sir

Once again, feed me buddy

Is _herry onatop with you?

You burnt the toast again!

Make your bed before leaving

Eesssshhh, I second that joey

Game of dominos and rum? "

Yeah man, set it up

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Put your knob away, man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow what a party

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

"Wow what a party

The more the merrier mate

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Wow what a party

The more the merrier mate"

You already know, food?

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Get out of my house!

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By *elilah999Woman
over a year ago

Malton

"Get out of my house!"

My house, Wonder elsewhere mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that ass is amazing.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

You don't look howI expected

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By *eilaandRickCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Red hair, blue eyes, stunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red hair, blue eyes, stunning"

The red lipstick looks amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red hair, blue eyes, stunning

The red lipstick looks amazing

Didn’t you plaster my bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red hair, blue eyes, stunning

The red lipstick looks amazing

Didn’t you plaster my bathroom "

Depends what plaster you mean

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Red hair, blue eyes, stunning

The red lipstick looks amazing

Didn’t you plaster my bathroom "

That's some beard you have

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Five fingers on your profile!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

That's a nice hand

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Love the socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the socks.

"
oh do love the beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the socks.

oh do love the beard"

Did someone say beard love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the socks.

oh do love the beard

Did someone say beard love

"
ohhhh well hello there handsome

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Love the socks.

oh do love the beard"

Thank you, I took it out for a trim today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the socks.

oh do love the beard

Thank you, I took it out for a trim today.

"
that's more than five words

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Love the socks.

oh do love the beard

Thank you, I took it out for a trim today.

that's more than five words

Nice bottom

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By *elilah999Woman
over a year ago

Malton

"Love the socks.

oh do love the beard

Thank you, I took it out for a trim today.

that's more than five words

Nice bottom

That's a nice hat sir

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Love the socks.

oh do love the beard

Thank you, I took it out for a trim today.

that's more than five words

Nice bottom

That's a nice hat sir

"
it's Darth Vader's helmet lol

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Derby

Do you come here often xxxx

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Do you come here often xxxx"

Nearly took my eye out!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Love the socks.

oh do love the beard

Thank you, I took it out for a trim today.

that's more than five words

Beard happy, now trimmed.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Do you come here often xxxx

Nearly took my eye out!"

Hope you enjoyed yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the socks.

oh do love the beard

Thank you, I took it out for a trim today.

that's more than five words

Beard happy, now trimmed.

"
well glad that's sorted then

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Love the socks.

oh do love the beard

Thank you, I took it out for a trim today.

that's more than five words

Beard happy, now trimmed.

well glad that's sorted then

Ok, kissing let's go then.

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Hola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops, someone killed the thread

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

Oh lord, somebody failed English

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By *ark RumMan
over a year ago

Bucks

I actually got a B

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

"I actually got a B"

A solid B+, it was

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Any chance of a munch?

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Any chance of a munch? "

I really love your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"[Removed by poster at 26/08/21 09:05:44]"

Do you turn into a pumpkin once you come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 26/08/21 09:05:44]

Do you turn into a pumpkin once you come?"

Canny count to five man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I see your toenails?

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Can you please leave sir

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"[Removed by poster at 26/08/21 09:05:44]

Do you turn into a pumpkin once you come?"

The guy is a rebel

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By *oulbrother67Man
over a year ago

Rochford

Where are all the women?

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Wot the fuck is that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wot the fuck is that x "

Fancy a fuck upstairs now?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Wot the fuck is that x

Fancy a fuck upstairs now?

Yes I do.

However the five words are.

I really think you’re hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wot the fuck is that x

Fancy a fuck upstairs now?

Yes I do.

However the five words are.

I really think you’re hot. "

Carry me up caveman style

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

You're a tasty snack Rachel

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By *asual777Man
over a year ago

i travel all over

Sharing is caring good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out my sock drawer

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Get out my sock drawer "

Put your cock away bro.......

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Get out my sock drawer "

Put that flat chest away!

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

Shit... that turnt left quickly

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What are you doing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you doing here

Well this is a surprise

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What are you doing here

Well this is a surprise

Let's get naked right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you doing here

Well this is a surprise

Let's get naked right now

Leave the stockings on please

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"What are you doing here

Well this is a surprise

Let's get naked right now

Leave the stockings on please

Someone's pleased to see me

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What are you doing here

Well this is a surprise

Let's get naked right now

Leave the stockings on please

For you I'll wear anything

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Stunning and sexy in black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stunning and sexy in black"

I'm blind or your invisible

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

Nice butt mate!

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By *onny17Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Nice butt mate! "

You won't need those clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to your clothes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you my Uber driver?

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Are you my Uber driver?"
I am your worst nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you my Uber driver? I am your worst nightmare

Sweet Jesus son of Mary!

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By *elilah999Woman
over a year ago

Malton

"Are you my Uber driver? I am your worst nightmare

Sweet Jesus son of Mary!"

What's up hun,you scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No words would be spoken

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London/Milton Keynes

I didn't see anything mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm, devour me please gentlemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's go guys

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Whoops I'm sorry, wrong room

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hello there gorgeous, gissa squish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello there gorgeous, gissa squish"
holy shit, I've dreamed of this

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Have a gander at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have matching hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need help with your buttons???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assume the position good lady

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

Should that look like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should that look like that"

You’re not what I ordered

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Can we play hoopla now?

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By *iscreteguy1287Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Hoopla sounds like fun now

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

"Should that look like that

You’re not what I ordered "

Wait till the costumes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should that look like that

You’re not what I ordered

Wait till the costumes on

Russian brides have gone downhill

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Should that look like that

You’re not what I ordered

Wait till the costumes on

Russian brides have gone downhill

Let's get naked right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok careful around my bum

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

You made the ultimate sacrifice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wants to spank

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"He wants to spank "

How open minded are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wants to spank

How open minded are you?"

Well I think my lucks in

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

He wasn't your daddy, boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wasn't your daddy, boy"

What big hands you have

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"He wasn't your daddy, boy

What big hands you have "

Is that you lil red?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a high five

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Give me a high five"

So few pineapple very vanilla..

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

Who spilt all this lube

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By *elilah999Woman
over a year ago

Malton

"Who spilt all this lube

Was ment for my ass

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

"Who spilt all this lube

Was ment for my ass

I’ll use my tongue then

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Who spilt all this lube

Was ment for my ass

Sorry, not lube just sorry.

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By *elilah999Woman
over a year ago

Malton

"Who spilt all this lube

Was ment for my ass

Sorry, not lube just sorry. "

Don't be sorry, be naughty

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Who spilt all this lube

Was ment for my ass

Sorry, not lube just sorry.

Don't be sorry, be naughty

So you come here often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who spilt all this lube

Was ment for my ass

Sorry, not lube just sorry.

Don't be sorry, be naughty

Isn't that bath getting cold ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it cold in here?

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By *elilah999Woman
over a year ago

Malton

"Is it cold in here?

Won't be in a minute hun

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By *elilah999Woman
over a year ago

Malton

"Is it cold in here?

Won't be in a minute hun

Oopps that's 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it cold in here?

Won't be in a minute hun

Oopps that's 6

And that time was three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it cold in here?

Won't be in a minute hun

I’m not concerned by math

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By *elilah999Woman
over a year ago

Malton

"Is it cold in here?

Won't be in a minute hun

Oopps that's 6

And that time was three

Get lost lol. That's five

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By *ark RumMan
over a year ago

Bucks

Room for one more Delilah999...

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By *elilah999Woman
over a year ago

Malton

"Room for one more Delilah999..."

I'm only little. Plenty room

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By *ark RumMan
over a year ago

Bucks

"Room for one more Delilah999...

I'm only little. Plenty room

Allow me to slide in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your trousers are falling down

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By *elilah999Woman
over a year ago

Malton

"Your trousers are falling down"

How can you tell hun?

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